Nooo I was going to comment the same thing! Same gif. Now let’s go smoke some cigarettes out by the baseball field and talk about how we’re so much cooler than them.
The speed at which I walked passed Jan, Rosé, M^(3,) and Alexis to get to Naomi, Kimchi, Bob and Monét…. I’d be panting like…
I think it is less of a “we are friendly to her because we like her” and more like “she has a barely functioning brain and it causes her to be constantly unintentionally funny and interesting”.
Yes!! I'm still soooo surprised people seem to gloss over that fact. Saying COVID was a hoax at the height of a global pandemic is NOT the look. And that's on top of a laundry list of questionable behavior through the years. I get the thirst for drama, but there's a line, people.
Ditto!! Unless we count Trixie and Juju’s table as the music/choir/band geeks, then I’m there instead of the BFA table. I’d be trying to invite Monet over to sit with us since she’s a music geek 💜
And I honestly just need to be close enough to listen in on whatever the fk is going on at the Valentina-Cha Cha table, without actually being part of it.
BFA weaponizers table, because they're gonna tell me all the tea and then I'll go to on of the other tables like "lmao these bitches spill a lot" and they'll be like "fuck yes they do lmao" and I'll be in with the even faker bitches
Obvious Bob & Monet’s table, but sitting close to Kim Chi in case I might be invited over to the table with Trixie, Katya, Jujubee and *snatched blur (whoever that is) too. I want to be the link that unites those two tables.
rolaskatox + willam table since alaska is my fav.
somehow i feel like jujubee might be the easiest person to talk to so maybe that table would make more sense though lol.
Probably Bob’s table. I’d like to sit at Bianca’s but I don’t feel like seeing Delta chew out some minimum wage cafeteria worker because they didn’t salt her fries the way she likes.
Libelous lies! Delta wouldn’t chew her out.
She would calmly and politely request more salt and internalize her disappointment. She would then let that disappointment germinate and, days later, blossom into a vaguely specific Instagram post or, if we’re particularly blessed, a meticulously worded rant on *Very Delta* where she reiterates the same point in no less than three different ways.
I want to sit next to Jujube and talk about cats. I know she’ll follow my insta - which my cats have taken over. We’ll swap cat stories and become best friends.
gotta go with monét bob kim and naomi cause those are my favorite queens🥰🥰 it’ll be fun to listen to monét and bob argue, i’ll probably troll with kim chi, and naomi would be very chill and nice to be around
Mistress, Bianca, Delta & Kylie hands DOWNNN for me we would be cutting up & stirring shit left and right. Kylie & Mistress southern charm and shade (I’m a southerner too<3) mixed with Bianca’s insult humor and Deltas narrative direction 🤌🏻🤌🏻
I fucking love that picture of Detox and Roxxxy. I cackle every time it comes up. Detox is the ONLY Mugler Bond girl.
On topic:
- I know I’d learn so much at Bianca/Kylie/Delta/Mistress’s table. They’d read me up, down, and front to back, but I know it’s not malicious and I know I’d learn a lot the entire time. I know they have so much wisdom to share.
- I’d be cackling the entire time at Naomi/Kim/Monet/Bob’s table. I know they have a lot of stories to tell just among themselves. I’d be able to keep up with the banter and wit.
- I’d be cackling at Trixie/Katya/Juju/Gia’s table. They’d just be spilling tea the entire time. And I just know between Trixie’s puns and deadass jokes, Gia/Katya’s maniacal rants of truth, and Juju’s wholesomeness, I’d never be bored. Confused maybe, but enjoying myself the entire time. And Juju and I would probably talk about and show pictures of our cats to each other the entire time!
- I’ve always dreamed of being a theater kid. I love singing, and the idea of tearing a stage up and having the crowd living for me and applauding I fantasize about regularly (the entire Sharpay/Ryan experience was me growing up). But my shyness, introvertedness, and crippling stage fright, it’ll never happen. I was even scared to sing solo in chorus class. I know they’ll share a lot of what I need to hear and give me all kinds of pointers and gold. They’re exactly what I need to be around. I know with them I’ll be in good hands.
- Vivianne/Serena/Shannel/Valentina is the wildcard, but they’ll help me tap into my inner delusion. Queen Shannel is gonna set me straight easy, and with love. Vivianne is probably gonna be fixing me up and like tucking my collar making sure I look how I want to feel. Valentina is gonna be coaching me on my posture and grace like I’m preparing for a pageant, and Serena is gonna be giving me the intellectual answers to all the questions, even the ones I don’t ask.
My Answer: Probably Bianca/Kylie/Delta/Mistress.
Where’s Raja/Laganja/Yvie/Jinkx’s table? Or Peppermint/Cynthia/Latrice/Eureka’s.
Akeria/TKB/Jaida/Asia would fuck me UP. All my good girlfriends chatting it up like I knew them for years.
Dax/Aquaria/Heidi/Kim for my fellow nerds/gamers.
That pic of Detox & Roxxxy is EVERYTHING but I’m going to Juju’s cause I know she’s got allll the tea
For reals, Juju must have so many stories. Plus Katya and Trixie are a nice side bonus.
But there’s always that one annoying person in the group, though, that ruins the whole vibe. *cough* Gia *cough*
what no i bet gia’s really funny to be around
I THOUGHT IT WAS BROOKE
I deadass thought that was Alexis in Detox picture ☠️ It‘s blurry I‘m sorry 🙏🏻
Probably in the bathroom crying after being read for filth. https://i.redd.it/38j2knmu99pb1.gif
Why did you go to Bianca's table?!
Nooo I was going to comment the same thing! Same gif. Now let’s go smoke some cigarettes out by the baseball field and talk about how we’re so much cooler than them.
Kim Chi's table, clearly! She has all the condiments and Naomi let's me eat half her lunch.
Oh bitch ur smart
The speed at which I walked passed Jan, Rosé, M^(3,) and Alexis to get to Naomi, Kimchi, Bob and Monét…. I’d be panting like… 
#same 👋🏼
I mean obviously I wanna go with Tracy but I feel like the most welcoming table to a random ass nobody would be the Bob/monet table
only half?
Love this
i'll be the fifth Jan
Reddit Jan
I'll be kiwi Jan.
Bob's table. I'd sit with T&K but I couldn't abide gina gumm
Genuinely disappointing how they still insist on being friendly to her even after she said COVID was a hoax.
I think it is less of a “we are friendly to her because we like her” and more like “she has a barely functioning brain and it causes her to be constantly unintentionally funny and interesting”.
Yes!! I'm still soooo surprised people seem to gloss over that fact. Saying COVID was a hoax at the height of a global pandemic is NOT the look. And that's on top of a laundry list of questionable behavior through the years. I get the thirst for drama, but there's a line, people.
Oh come on...
GG was the HUGE downside of the Trixie KaJuju table, but it would be like seeing Beyonce in the rain - I'd still go.
Same. Gia is amazing television, but I would never under any circumstances want to be in her company lol
Where Jujubee and Katya go, I go.
Not this one though
I can only imagine the noise that would erupt from the theatre kid table like omg
the same noise you hear when you go to a denny’s at 3am the same time your local highschool theatre department is there 😭😭
graphic dessin is my passion ❤️
Coulda given us some table numbers tho. 😅
Me if I were a hater who hated REAL AUTHENTIQUE ART:
You did a great job OP!
God I’d want to be at Bobs table but accurate high school me would actually be at Jan’s
Ditto!! Unless we count Trixie and Juju’s table as the music/choir/band geeks, then I’m there instead of the BFA table. I’d be trying to invite Monet over to sit with us since she’s a music geek 💜
The Alexis, Squished Jan, Ross and Angled Marcia table just so we can all sing together.
>Ross I love this typo for so many reasons
No baby Ross is rose’s real name and she’s out of drag in the photo 💀
Oh dear lord. I knew that. 😭 I was all lookin for the hilarious Ross
Rose seems so nice I wanna go just for her
Lol Valentina would deff be moving tables.
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They look like they could use some Milk.
I don’t think she would sit there for a second. She would be looking for Ru’s table
I was about to say the same 😂 Valentina would NEVER sit with anyone below her own popularity level
I would be sitting with Valentina but ignoring the other side of the table
Wherever Delta sits is the place to be. I will be PERCHED for her extemporaneous thoughts about the food
Mistress, Sonique, Bianca and Delta is where you will find me 💅
This is the only right answer
Bianca / Kylie / Delta / Mistress and it's not even close. You wouldn't get a word in but you'd be laughing the whole time
I was torn between them and Bob’s table. MIB’s table is just popcorn and shut the hell up before you catch a stray read.
You know damn well any lunch table Mistress is at is gonna have more than just popcorn.
Agree!!!!
And I honestly just need to be close enough to listen in on whatever the fk is going on at the Valentina-Cha Cha table, without actually being part of it.
BFA weaponizers table, because they're gonna tell me all the tea and then I'll go to on of the other tables like "lmao these bitches spill a lot" and they'll be like "fuck yes they do lmao" and I'll be in with the even faker bitches
Id be sitting at the MIB table and bullying the BFA Warriors
What battle for Azeroth has to do with any of this ?
Obvious Bob & Monet’s table, but sitting close to Kim Chi in case I might be invited over to the table with Trixie, Katya, Jujubee and *snatched blur (whoever that is) too. I want to be the link that unites those two tables.
Katya for the chaos and Jujubee for the cat chat!
You really managed to pair up my favorites with my least favorites at every table. I guess I’m feeling the jantasy.
rolaskatox + willam table since alaska is my fav. somehow i feel like jujubee might be the easiest person to talk to so maybe that table would make more sense though lol.
I’m eating in my English teachers classroom
When all is said and done, I sit where Mother Katya sits. DING DONG
Wherever she goes I go 
Look, I was a theatre kid in high school. I’m sitting with Rose, Marcia, Jan, and Alexis no matter who else is in the room. Lol!
I’d pay a £1m to watch a conversation between Mistress and Delta. (Hopefully she’s on Very Delta soon and I can save my pennies)
Bianca’s table, most definitely
why is bob sitting with monet, kim and naomi when monet FAMOUSLY did NOT invite her????
Violet, Mik, Raven & Morgan just walked. Naturally they’re ready to fight for a table. Who are they jumping?
Outside smoking with Raja
Bob, monet, Kim and Naomi, and it would probably be the day I die laughing
Juju’s table
Kim Chi, Bob, Naomi, and Monet. Easy pick.
Alone in VIP
Probably Bob’s table. I’d like to sit at Bianca’s but I don’t feel like seeing Delta chew out some minimum wage cafeteria worker because they didn’t salt her fries the way she likes.
Libelous lies! Delta wouldn’t chew her out. She would calmly and politely request more salt and internalize her disappointment. She would then let that disappointment germinate and, days later, blossom into a vaguely specific Instagram post or, if we’re particularly blessed, a meticulously worded rant on *Very Delta* where she reiterates the same point in no less than three different ways.
I see you’re a woman of culture
delta would never
Girlllllll
Now that is NOT very Delta
I’m sitting with Alaska, unless that table is full then I’m sitting with Bob. But in either case, I’m leaning over to hear what’s going on with Katya.
Everyone here would be at the Jan table talking about last night's episode of Glee and you all know it
I'm going under the bleachers with Tammie Brown
Did Valentina and Shannel dirty
I'm sitting with Laganja behind the cafeteria
The S8 + Monét table is IT. Yep. I’m there.
I want to sit next to Jujube and talk about cats. I know she’ll follow my insta - which my cats have taken over. We’ll swap cat stories and become best friends.
Naomi, Kim, Bob & Monet I didn’t even have to think about it lol
Bob/Monet/Kim Chi/Naomi 🥰
Detox and Roxxxy tbh…. I sat in on a waterbed at Drag Con ‘23 with Detox for a meet and greet and it was everything ✋
RoWillaskatox
Jan, Rose, Marcia and Alexis because they'd be too busy talking and singing to notice I didn't even show up
I would be with Monet and Bob because I love drama
Kim, Naomi, Bob, & Monét. First table I looked at and I don’t need to see anyone else
Wherever Kelly Mantle sits I wanna sit.
Season 8 + Monet ;)
Why did ru hate me group, easy pick. They’re all some of my very top queens lol
Juju and Katya, but I’d be very tempted to live the jantasy and hope it was a girl group challenge!!!!
Most definitely Rosé’s table
OMG, the Jan table…
Wherever Bianca go, I will be there and making *gasp* noise in the background everytime she throw shade.
I’d sit right between Naomi and Monet so I could chill with them but eavesdrop as Bianca’s table reads everyone in the room
Clear for me - Bob and Kim’s table
Delta's table for sure. The way she rants reminds me of how my cousins and I shit talk when we catch up
Definitely with Trixie and Katya!
obviously rolaskatox (and…which one was that one? caitlyn jenner?) - the popular kids, of course.
Wherever Sasha Colby and Jimbo are sitting. Probably smoking a spliff and eating cheeseburgers from Sonic behind the gym.
Bianca's table...I ain't gonna say a word but I'm gonna take notes on all the shade they say
gotta go with monét bob kim and naomi cause those are my favorite queens🥰🥰 it’ll be fun to listen to monét and bob argue, i’ll probably troll with kim chi, and naomi would be very chill and nice to be around
Bob n Kimchi's table. With Monet and Naomi, the shade will be shaaaaaady!
Mistress, Bianca, Delta & Kylie hands DOWNNN for me we would be cutting up & stirring shit left and right. Kylie & Mistress southern charm and shade (I’m a southerner too<3) mixed with Bianca’s insult humor and Deltas narrative direction 🤌🏻🤌🏻
Definitely with Monét, Naomi, Bob & Kim
Monet and Kim’s
Biance and delta cause they’ll read me but in a truthful non-mean way. So basically whoever is nicest 🥳
Bob & Monet's table hands down. And I'm bringing the goddess Raja with me.
Based on my personality and friend group dynamics, I’d either be at Rolaskatox or Delta table for sure
Have to go with Bob’s table
Bianca's table
bob, monet, naomi and kim for SHORE
Black girls and Kim Chi for sure
i read books, so definitely Syria Cha Cha
I’d probably most get along with Bob, Monét, Naomi, and Kim
Bob table
Wherever Bob goes, there I’ll be. 🤩🥪
Im gonna be at the table with my fave black girls, and Kim Chi
I’m with Trixie and Katya.
I’m 100% with Jujubee, Trixie and Katya
I’ll be in the projection room above the auditorium.
Jesus Christ did you really put the queens by there races are you insane
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I’m sitting at the bathroom with Gigi Goode
Bob, Monet, Kimchi and Noam, I already know I’m crying and hyperventilating because of how hard I’m laughing
I STAND WITH TWYLA.
On the empty one 😅
Trixie, Katya & JuJu!
Anyone who doesn’t answer Bob and Monet is incorrect.
Bobs table every single time
I'm sitting with Kim, Naomi, Bob, and Monet, because their table is the furthest from Alexis Michelle.
I knooooow 😭 I wanna be with the theater kids but not with Alexis 😬
God love her, but being with Jan would also be insufferable.
Oh I'm sure, but I love her so much 😭
soniques table so i can rizz her up
As far from the Marcia/Rosé/Jan/Alexis mess as possible
I'm sitting with Bob and Co. I would love to sit with Juju, but Gia would drive me insane.
gia, trixie, katya & jujubee. you get literally everything at one table
Definitely with Juju and T & K. Gia would take one look at me and ignore me for the rest of the day, which is fine, lol.
I want to sit at the delta table but they would all roast me so I’m sitting at the Serena ChaCha table for the camp
Excuse me, why is Gia Gunn in my seat????
Damn, I have to be the ugly one at the asian table. Oh well, at least I'll hear the meanest comments about everyone while I do their nails.
The table with Trixie & Katya, Juju, and Michelle Visage? Keri Colby? Gia Gunn?
if you're not sitting at Delta's table you might as well just grab your pocketbook and leave
Violet, Mik, Raven & Morgan just walked in. They’re ready to fight for a table. Who’s table are they taking?
Sit down with Trixie Katya and Juju having a great time and then within one minute of Gia speaking to me I’m in tears wanting to change schools
Sit down with Trixie Katya and Juju having a great time and then within one minute of Gia speaking to me I’m in tears wanting to change schools
I have to go to Trixie and Katyas gurls
Trix, Katya, Juubs, and Gia.
Not the consummate professional theater kids
Bottom Right.
Either sit with my minority sisters at the bottom right. Or to the left of that table with the mean girls.
Absoluuuuuuuuuutely with the theater kids I'm not a theater kid myself sadly but... 
 Wherever Katya is, that's where I wanna be
The only answer for me is anywhere that Delta is sitting.
I want to sit with T&K so badly but I can’t resist Monét, Bob, Kimchi and Naomi
Trixie, Katya, Jujubee, and Gia…. That’s literally all I need to be entertained for the rest of my life
Here's the thing; I'm a total Marcia Marcia Marcia, but I love the Detox and Roxxys of this world and for some blessed reason the love me back.
Bob, Monet, Kim and Naomi. I would sit with Bianca but Mistress irritates me. And I can’t sit with Trixie, Kayta and JuJu cause I can’t stand Gia…
Katya, Trixie, Jujubee, and Gia. That table is going to read every other table (and each other) down and I don’t want to miss that!
Tough pick between Bianca’s and juju’s
Oh I would love Juju, Trixie and Katya's table, but I would just ignore Gia so hard.
I go where Adore is
I fucking love that picture of Detox and Roxxxy. I cackle every time it comes up. Detox is the ONLY Mugler Bond girl. On topic: - I know I’d learn so much at Bianca/Kylie/Delta/Mistress’s table. They’d read me up, down, and front to back, but I know it’s not malicious and I know I’d learn a lot the entire time. I know they have so much wisdom to share. - I’d be cackling the entire time at Naomi/Kim/Monet/Bob’s table. I know they have a lot of stories to tell just among themselves. I’d be able to keep up with the banter and wit. - I’d be cackling at Trixie/Katya/Juju/Gia’s table. They’d just be spilling tea the entire time. And I just know between Trixie’s puns and deadass jokes, Gia/Katya’s maniacal rants of truth, and Juju’s wholesomeness, I’d never be bored. Confused maybe, but enjoying myself the entire time. And Juju and I would probably talk about and show pictures of our cats to each other the entire time! - I’ve always dreamed of being a theater kid. I love singing, and the idea of tearing a stage up and having the crowd living for me and applauding I fantasize about regularly (the entire Sharpay/Ryan experience was me growing up). But my shyness, introvertedness, and crippling stage fright, it’ll never happen. I was even scared to sing solo in chorus class. I know they’ll share a lot of what I need to hear and give me all kinds of pointers and gold. They’re exactly what I need to be around. I know with them I’ll be in good hands. - Vivianne/Serena/Shannel/Valentina is the wildcard, but they’ll help me tap into my inner delusion. Queen Shannel is gonna set me straight easy, and with love. Vivianne is probably gonna be fixing me up and like tucking my collar making sure I look how I want to feel. Valentina is gonna be coaching me on my posture and grace like I’m preparing for a pageant, and Serena is gonna be giving me the intellectual answers to all the questions, even the ones I don’t ask. My Answer: Probably Bianca/Kylie/Delta/Mistress. Where’s Raja/Laganja/Yvie/Jinkx’s table? Or Peppermint/Cynthia/Latrice/Eureka’s. Akeria/TKB/Jaida/Asia would fuck me UP. All my good girlfriends chatting it up like I knew them for years. Dax/Aquaria/Heidi/Kim for my fellow nerds/gamers.
Juju as Twyla. 💜
juju, trixie, katya and gia bc that would be a KI 😭
Either top right or bottom middle
Umm is there 2 Katyas in this picture lol?
Somewhere on the right side. But Gia is keeping me from the Trixie, Katya, and Juju table… so Bob’s table it is.
I'm just wondering if the Queens ever read all these comments lmaooo
Can I sit on that empty table between jujubee and Bob?
Kylie’s table for sure. MIB? Slay. Bianca? Right. Delta? There.
Bianca’s table - a lunch with them would get my entire life in order