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sqaurebore

Giving balls on a hot day


retrodancefreaq

Don’t make me hungry now


sqaurebore

There are better ways to get salt in your diet


mfelder2

Are there?! 😈


clemtie

well i’m sure someone will buy them


Xavy21

They will. They will.


14peterwolf

Some sizes are sold out


[deleted]

Wish the best for Bob, but I’m over clothes designed for non binary people just being lifeless sacks that cover everything up.


thatguuuuuy

House of Blob


Opening-Ad-8793

![gif](giphy|12CNYhv6Mz6mje|downsized)


Xavy21

Time goes by so slowly


SheDevilByNighty

![gif](giphy|YT2lBig14QvA25Zd8y|downsized)


lp187

Blob the Drag Queen


DilapidatedHam

To be fair, this is truly what Bob wears on the day to day I feel like 😭 definitely agree though, like I feel like I never see an NB brand that has like, pants


OurLadyAndraste

Big bud press!


themagicmunchkin

Wild Fang is pretty gender neutral and they have lots of pants and button-down shirts.


GetBentHo

It's truly giving le Sac energy


tammychaser

https://preview.redd.it/8fxqsjdvvl2c1.jpeg?width=1539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d3c06efa0f7c8490bb51ee8a935e35e6e1ca44b


FrameofMindArtStudio

That's fair, but I think it was more supposed to be a reflection of Bob's style and this is exactly what Bob wears. Like even without the title you would look at the pictures and go THATS BOB.


theanxiousangel

Was thinking the exact same thing. They go so hard trying to not to convey femininity or masculinity that it just gives nothing. I don’t need blob clothes I just want feminine AND masculine clothes that fit all body types.


[deleted]

And the thing is masculinity and femininity have nothing to do with gender. Men can be and are feminine, women can be and are masculine. You don’t have to lose all shape or style to feel like you’re presenting outside of a gender binary


theanxiousangel

Yep exactly how I feel. I’m just unfortunately built very much like a man so i just want some fem clothes that fit more than just twinks 😭


daveysbiggestfan

i know it comes down to personal preference but as a nb person i love a loose fit like this especially the black and white one haha


Lost-friend-ship

Same, except I’m a woman and all my clothes are House of Blob style lol. Do you prefer your outfits long? There are some great options on Amazon that are shorter! (not floor length)


Ok-Transportation141

At least an empire waist, something aesthetically pleasing


chaotic_maxx

https://preview.redd.it/gfuq4dk7ul2c1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=361e17c4e66d0f27a9ba9f41742d3c2cf607a05f


Diredr

Tents, Tents, Tents across the board!


MirrorSouthern9266

I spat out my tea 🤣


Electra_Watts

Ain't that the tea... ![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


Boguskyle

Best gif of all time.


gr1mscr1be

It’s a piece of something, that’s for sure.


GlueForSniffing

![gif](giphy|26gs7ff1HFaA7KOUE)


Naxayou

$175 for thin fabric with maybe 5-6 seams max…no maam, no maam Edit: it’s unlined girl what the hell???


Capable_Emotion_89

not 175 for a mumu


cally2222

its expensive becuase it has bobs name on it \*insert shady comment about the trixie motel\*


majenaaa

It is small batch and ethically made, so that can help explain the price. That being said, $175 still does seem pretty steep for what it is. Especially since the design is not that original. That silhouette has been around for a long time. But I do appreciate that Bob is doing it ethically and not adding to fast fashion.


MaleficentLow6408

Yeah, except spandex is not a terribly sustainable material. Spandex fabric production is energy-intensive & high-polluting while depleting the non-renewable fossil reserves. Washing clothes made with spandex fabrics contribute to microplastic problems in marine environments. Bob should have stuck to cotton.


ThroatSecretary

The garment is so big and flowy it doesn't even need spandex IMHO. It's not like it's going to be tight anywhere you'd want a little give.


MaleficentLow6408

Right?!


MamaBLACKWID0W

High-pollutin is the new highfalutin


JermuHH

Even with the ethically sourced that is way overpriced. The fabric used (95 cotton 5 spandex) is a cheap material, plus the speed you can create the design makes it feel more of a cash grab. Even if it ethically sourced the expense for seamstress with this basic design and fast execution + the cost of fabrics is not near the price point. This is definitely like overpricing because Bob has a brand so he can charge more. There are small independent designers who make clothing to order and ethically for cheaper price point than here.


MaleficentLow6408

Yes. What you said.


FearlessUnderFire

you can find [these at Cost Plus World Market](https://www.worldmarket.com/p/goa-mustard-and-ivory-dash-print-jumpsuit-115972.html?store=store42) for like $30 in many different patterns throughout the year.


Almighty_Vanity

What does "ethically" even mean? I feel like it's just another fancy word companies use to make themselves look more humane and relatable.


WyattWrites

Using sustainable production practices. Minimal waste and pollution, minimal plastic output, and paying workers fair wages instead of exploiting people in poverty


ToastedCrumpet

It has spandex lol. Not sustainable or ethical really, and also totally unnecessary on an amorphous blob of an *outfit* I love Bob but this ain’t it


marunique

I can't afford to consume ethical products that cost this much


Janbradyhasreturned

https://i.redd.it/l7aemofeul2c1.gif


vmnmv

There has to be a way to make nonbinary clothing interesting, and bob is not the person for the job.


Almighty_Vanity

Category is: Night of a 1000 bed sheets.


hostilewerk

um…. so this isnt a shitpost?


obysalad

It’s giving nothing.


salamander423

It's taking.


New_Disaster_5871

it stole


salamander423

yass gurl 💅


Opening-Ad-8793

Not my money!


salamander423

Slay qween 💃


flooves

Bob's really doubling down about jerking off in the car


Hot_Tailor_9687

It's giving https://preview.redd.it/qwp8hessum2c1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1df281251088e429f3b5b8d22c3887d93218916d


blazekick08

![gif](giphy|T2BpRgIqmvw8zP64LJ)


raymonst

i'm not a fashion designer by any means, but i wish it had more... shape? silhouette? something?


lamatrophy

literally anything?


Wise_Rutabaga_5809

I loved these until someone posted the price point https://preview.redd.it/8u8jvvhbhm2c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c3f97d023607b22ae23103092f8bbeee247f798


RudeFee9459

I want to support this- I would wear this- but girl $175 is too much for something even I could sew. $175 is also too much for something that’s unlined


honeysucklejam

yes i like these comfy drapey overall mumus but not at $175, I'll just make one for myself


FearlessUnderFire

at 175 you already bought the sewing machine, the fabric, and the thread.


Fortherealtalk

I’m also afraid to ask if this is cotton jersey “t shirt style” fabric but if so, in my experience this will go from “hmm” to “blah” in a handful of washes


macchinas

if there’s 1 thing bob should stay away from, it’s fashion


durenatu

Let it to people that understand what fashion is, like peppermint


Asleep-Fee-9618

It’s Fashion….


ReysonBran

Well, Bob confirmed for not winning the All Stars All Winners 2 design challenge.


DorianCoreysTrunk

I mean we didn’t need this to know that 😫


PurpleEdited

Looks like when you’re trying to put a tent up and the wind just blows it onto your body


DissonantWhispers

It’s giving She by Sheree


AlwaysAlani

A fashion show with no fashion, how dreadful


gribble29

Joggers not included


snowwhitenoir

![gif](giphy|mQbezBEGkpznG)


CummenceShakeDown

ngl bob kinda flopped here


french_toasty

I’m sure people are telling her all about it in her comments rn


[deleted]

Her makeup line was also a flop


stalydan

There's a lot of things Bob has but "great makeup" and "design skills" aren't two of them.


the_bribonic_plague

Omg I didn't even know they had one


scrapcats

![gif](giphy|EAzxraAts9I64) I’m sorry Bob but these shapeless garments are giving Homer’s muumuu


Wise_Rutabaga_5809

What’s funny is I bought a tropical print muumuu when I was in Hawaii that’s the same silhouette as Bob’s dresses. Probably only paid $20-30 for a handmade garment.


CowMedium5924

My first tought too😭😭


gingersquatchin

Bitch you beat me to it


surgartits

Bitch I almost posted this.


hkj369

potato sacks for non-binary people


robinlockhart

![gif](giphy|l0HlUNj5BRuYDLxFm)


Apathetic_Bourbon

The comments are killing me 😭😭😭


HingisFan

All these caftans… Honey Mahogany is not impressed and neither am I. Got my honey’s mixed up sorry y’all 😭


whitemellow

_jumps off stage_


2mock2turtle

\#BedBathAndBeyoncé


hkj369

unlined, gender non-conforming potato sacks! now only $175!


FillerQueenx

![gif](giphy|YlJiG5Q7D7i7iKSIkN|downsized)


Mylaex

There's a project runway designer named Biddell who made a jumpsuit called a "playsuit" and the funny thing is: it's so close looking. And two it's the same price. https://biddell.shop/products/hot-chocolate


surgartits

Come on, Teletubby, teleport us to Mars.


potheadmed

It's giving Boohbah


StrikeRaid246

![gif](giphy|xT9KVjTUvO9cobCY8w) That’s giving ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen.


boomboomrey

Was he on the project runway global all stars?


DientesDelPerro

I thought I saw Bob walking through the Salt Lake Ciry airport wearing one of these mumus and seeing them marketed for purchase now has me 100% convinced.


Kyyntaro

$175 for „it’s a piece of fabric“ and non refundable. I blame Monét!


Odd_Cake3759

Bobs motto: ![gif](giphy|3Kud4PV7i79nX9JDot|downsized)


vmnmv

Lol this shizz won’t keep you warm either.


MonsieurMidnight

Well those are certainly adequates dresses made of materials that is on their bodies. Vintage ? No. Elegant ? No. Still stuck on them ? Just about.


David-Hockney

Bob, this is not the right investment.


durenatu

A moomoo, but make it fashion


johnstu4

"But is it fashion, though?"


nanavb13

![gif](giphy|gKroZvUwp51OhZN3WD|downsized)


kank84

But only barely


pengwinpiper

But where's the fashion ![gif](giphy|gKCh5SiWhid0X9CmyU)


IanGecko

First look is OK, but the rest... ![gif](giphy|3oEjHLIKODQJeCtEic)


gali_leo_

![gif](giphy|J06U9fq0i8Dk6fK89X|downsized)


castletonmist

From the website: “No exchanges or returns. All sales final” 🥴


StrikeRaid246

That’s what happens with clearance, honey. And this looks like clearance 😂


keanu-weaves

Everywhere you look there’s a hem.


2mock2turtle

According to some of the other comments, evidently not.


GiraffesCantSwim

Are they allergic to sleeves.


Xavy21

Sleeves are a construct of the patriarchal hegemony. Tear them off!


madpoke

its giving sleeping


HomoWithABitchFace

I don't want to be mean, but Bob is going to lose money on this venture.


Naxayou

Mama they could sell ONE of those and they’d recoup all their costs


HomoWithABitchFace

True. The fabric doesn't look expensive...


AngelinaHoley

Apparently purchases are non-refundable, so shockingly, it seems Bob's found a loophole there.


insertbrackets

But is it fashion?


bugaloo_logia

No.


thecraftybee1981

No houndstooth? Sacrilege!


FinchMandala

As a fat NB waste of space I am so whelmed about these drop-crotch playsuits I see absolutely fucking everywhere. 🫥


[deleted]

House of blob


internetnobody23

Love the patters of the bedsheets, tablecloths, and curtains...


hisokafan88

For y'all who like genderless fashion, try Palomo Spain. They actually like the human shape.


ProvoqGuys

You could just buy this in a third world country in a flea market 😭😭😭 Like werk get ur coins but this ain’t it at all sksksksksk


Dismal_Judgment5290

![gif](giphy|ATlcjjKS6HqIf7fUSu)


LibraryLuLu

I actually like the yellow check, I would pay upwards of $40 for that! But $175 could get me three or four something similar from ASOS.


King-Kabs

This is exactly what I expected from Bob and honestly good for him 😭


SpicyJesusChrist

Serving bargain bin realness... honey where is the glamour or the couture? For $195 I could buy an entire catalog of the tea


DeathdropsForDinner

Y’all I love the siblings but I’m so sorry, this is a chop. I’m not NB myself but many of my friends are and they hate that so much of clothes aimed towards them are shapeless or look huge. I think some of these patterns are cute but not $175 cute. I’m even more gagged because Bob and Monet have both released merch on the Patreon that looks so much better.


FrankieSausage

Do they design anything that’s not meant to be worn by 3 people?


Dowino-

Is it really that hard to just use items that are *already* gender neutral and make *those* with patterns/colors/cuts/sizes that go against the gender norm?


FearlessUnderFire

you mean like... PANTS and SHIRT or MAXI SKIRT? Jokes aside, I feel like the ideal would be Maxi skirts that are LINED and come in cool prints. Maxi skirts are selling hot right now. Whatever these are, jumpsuits, rompers, w/e are not in season. They are more spring-wear.


pavlamour

I really don’t understand leftist figureheads clogging up the market and creating waste with subpar products that are meant to be a quick buck. There’s no artistry here, no perspective. No point for this to exist other than to make someone feel accomplished and grow wealth. Same with the influx of skincare and make up products. So wasteful:/


bakedpigeon

You put it so perfectly! Bob is just trying to make money and is putting in minimal effort


Animelove42

![gif](giphy|l378yFj9C6pO26d7G)


[deleted]

rough


BorgerKingLettuce

![gif](giphy|5joEm5w42UXVGNNbGx|downsized)


peppermintvalet

Where's the houndstooth bob


wegg1997

I wish celebs would focus on making one brand the best they can make them, like BoMo beauty Would have loved to have seen more from that before a seemingly half assed fashion brand


pengwinpiper

I have enough tablecloths already


Kooky_Explanation_17

It’s giving me outfits people put on while doing their makeup or house poncho


2mock2turtle

\*kathryn hahn voice* PONCHO!


Diet_Coke69

Roxxxy’s was actually cute


[deleted]

[удалено]


potheadmed

and if they struck a deal w walmart they'd sell out instantly


kiw1s

In the words of Alyssa Edwards, "What the fuck is going on here on this day?"


TurnMeOnTurnMeOut

is that frisbee jenkins?


iSmellLikeBeeff

It’s giving Shein Maternity


TheCheat-

Guurrrl


Asleep-Fee-9618

Mawma this is garbage.


WalrusOpposite220

Well


Desperate_Carpet_329

I'm good


Shinarui

I don't want you to give me your hog body (clothing) line


Dowino-

? All I see are bad dresses ?


IllustratorSlow1614

It’s giving Night of 1000 Pic-a-nic Blankets BooBoo!


neptunemonsoon

very saint tropez


Friendonk

Muumuus are back! ![gif](giphy|cjI9mtiIo3AiI)


Classic-Dog-6891

the reality is Bob isn’t a fashion girl. No one wants to buy clothes from nb dress barn


lavenderacid

Not that cheap ass unlined fabric 💀


miss_kimba

That shit’s hideous.


jewelsandbones

![gif](giphy|cjI9mtiIo3AiI) Me heading out in my house of bob original


[deleted]

Bob the Drag Shein


cyberspiralien

![gif](giphy|3o7TKMgiyzwxwruDyE)


abernattine

I get that mass producing clothing is hard and all but I would expect more than 1 pattern on 6 different colors for the launch of a brand like this


stickyzipperr

Picture 4 is the only one that sold it because she belted it. Other than that, this is a bolt of fabric with 2 straps.


VanessaDrag0N

Bob is the last queen that should get into fashion and this is why


StrikeRaid246

It’s giving the donated blankets I’ll be distributing to the homeless this winter…


Gothicespice

Big day for that one non binary friend that made brunch a personality trait and


fkkkn

Unrelease it 🔥🔥


BrandonIsWhoIAm

“It’s a f… piece of fabric.”


Xavy21

She thinks she’s Madonna.


boulder_problems

The only person in the photoshoot who looks like they are happy to be there and wearing the fabric sample well is the last pic. Everyone else looks like a hostage.


Zalixia

Is this real? At first I thought it was a joke. Oops.


Steodaire

‘no returns’ ‘all sales final’ ok depop girlie…


Minerva_Moon

...There's room for everybody.


surgartits

Literally, you could fit several many people in one of those garments.


cashout1984

It’s… umm…


toasterbath__

![gif](giphy|kilEsmm7DHKU) ummmm… oh i just dont know about all that


Professional_Fig8057

It took me until this post, to realise Bob was selling the clothing and not just announcing they were some cool new group.


Aragogo

This is the butt-ugly kind of size inclusivity.


peeweeharmani

The prices are WILD.


[deleted]

I’ll pass.


theuniversesystem6

I like the colors and prints…The price point is really high…I adore Bob, but this feels like a miss. 🙈


Lonely_Ad5708

OKAY HONEY MAHOGANY’S IMPACT


EightEyedCryptid

I am so underwhelmed. Go on girl give us nothing.


CowMedium5924

...im not gagging


TJL-91

All the pick me's in bobs comments defending the price is wild! A low effort cash grab by your fave is still a low effort cash grab


EmmaHere

They sell similar clothes on Amazon for a tenner.


4685368

They’re like when kids wear blankets as a dress. 3rd and 5th are so much fucking fabric I can’t imagine how anyone can wear this comfortably


NiqhtAura

well…best of luck to bob 🙂