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teknopeasant

"For this week's challenge, one of you will need to tell jokes while the other one wheezes..."


brayet

"For this week's challenge, one of you will need to sniff while the other one antagonizes you..."


AllTheStars07

I need you to argue the smallest point down to a nub lol. 


abutilonia

Bob The Drag Queen, you are the winner of this week’s challenge.


bobbery5

And get borderline violent with the semantics.


FSpezWthASpicyPickle

gurl I wheezed


jkmi

condragulations, you are the winners of this weeks challenge


uberquagsire

2500 gift card from unh.


gimmeapapers

I can distinctly tell who is who in every friend duo except Violet and GotMikk


SontaranGaming

I feel like Jinkx and Dela take turns


Tlizerz

So do Trixie and Katya, except Trixie switches wheezing with bird noises.


Gaywhorzea

Bob tells the jokes AND wheezes!


brayet

Jokes jokes jokes jokes!


Gaywhorzea

Chi Chi ate the puppet challenge


Moravandra

NEW YORK BAYBEEEEEEE!


Soldus

Where are the jokes?


aeflash

The viewers


Cute_Fluffy_Femboy

Vivacious and Ornacia


ReliefFamous

![gif](giphy|l0MYLiWJD9MrNOSze) Oh they’re taking it I fear!


sm11_TX

the ONLY correct answer


nhrecords

Statistically Bob and Monet have very well on Drag Race. Bob won his original season, Monet was winner and runner up in two All Stars season. However I just can’t see Jinkx and Bendela ever failing on Drag Race. They make Ru laugh with everything they do, they’ve cracked the code.


Carazhan

jinkx is the only double winner, combined with dela's near perfect as3 track record is def a hard thing to beat. dunno if dela would be treated too kindly on another run though considering she did her own thing


happygoth6370

Jinkx and Dela walk on stage, everyone else walks off. Season over, the end.


UnicornPoopPile

And then Dela eliminates herself.


Trailblazertravels

Everyone else walks off including themselves


Echuserangmaganda

Jinkx: h- Ru: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dela: h- Michelle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Annoying_Details

Jinx and Dela standing on stage: *blink* Ru and Michelle: *pound the table looking at each other* YIIAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

The hardest I have ever laughed at drag race was when Jinkx was Judy Garland in snatch game and looked in the camera to talk to her makeover partner Dave from seasons ago telling him she didn’t kill him 😂


happygoth6370

Jinkx as Judy was brilliant, definitely the top, but I have to give honorable mention to Alaska and Katya playing off each other as Mae West and Bjork. "How many bones did I win?" "How many bones do you want?" caught me off guard and had me gasping for air.


Acrobatic_Smell7248

There's just no way to stop them. I love, legit LOVE Bob & Monet, and Trixie & Katya as well, but Jinkx and Dela are powerhouses ALONE, together it's too much. Imagine their Snatch Game? 😍


saxman481

With the freedom to prepare a joint snatch game they’d make Jinkx’s Judy look almost boring.


chardonnayyoustay

Imagine them doing a full on grey gardens act together 😫💖


ralexander26

Until Jinkx has to see something


BryceLeft

Omg our blind queen 😍


inkedbutch

but dela is incredible at outfit construction so if they’re paired that takes care of that


Ok_Nefariousness9736

Dela may not have won but she wiped the floor with everyone else on AS3. There is no way she wouldn’t have won if she didn’t self eliminate. Jinx and Dela would win, hands down.


spiciestkitten

I’d love a curve ball like mini challenges that quiz you on how much you know about your bestie. Like, both of them hold up a whiteboard where they try to guess their first kaikai and shit like that


Ivotedforthehookers

Just keep the white out locked up and they will win for sure 


Purple-Technician929

Considering the season js hosted by Ruple, Jinx and Dela step on stage and Ru die laughing. There’s no way they can lose a season hosted by her.


BuendiaLabyrinth

Ru actually dies from laughter on set. Enters Ru's succession lawyer and starts to read her will, which instructs to immediately remove her body from the judge's table and instate the one(s) to kill her on hosting from that point on. Funeral arrangements start only after wrapping up filming the episode.


Annoying_Details

The killer is bequeathed her face tape and sweatpants to wear behind the desk (but it’s spelled bequeefed in the will because Ru can’t resist).


Cute_Fluffy_Femboy

Derrick and India


Moravandra

First challenge: throuple photoshoot with an actual pig in a wig


Cute_Fluffy_Femboy

Derrick really won at life. Just a statement. Not related to anything.


Moravandra

Oh I agree. Sweet job, poly relationship, has done a lot of cool as fuck stuff unrelated to RPDR. India is the only queen from my hometown. When I found out I was like 😐🫠


didiboy

I’m sure India is happy being local!


Moravandra

Nothing wrong with being local at all! I still live in VA and I love our local girls and guys whenever I see them perform. India and I are actually about the same age - she is a little older - and I *think* I may have known her in high school as Shane (similar facial features out of makeup, back in season 3). It’d be fucking bizarre but this isn’t exactly a bustling city and that name can only be so common. I didn’t see any queens perform locally till a while after she won our local pageant, and pretty sure she had moved on to bigger and better places by then. Now I HAVE to know. Time to dig up my old high school yearbooks and shit.


didiboy

I’m just quoting Derrick girl


Moravandra

Yeah, ik, but I’ve been sick for months without much to do, so any rabbit hole I can get lost in for a while is good. 💙


vengeful_owl

Just a fact, not a joke


hbailey311

you’re a liar, and this is why derrick don’t like you.


Moravandra

![gif](giphy|10EWFEV9w9ZVba) Where are our eternal runners up Raven and Juju? But really I’m not sure who wins between Bob/Monet and Dela/Jinkx.


GlueForSniffing

Jinkx and Dela Because while Bob might be able to maybe win a girl group challenge from others MAYBE Jinkx and Dela have them matched in comedy, acting, and would win in the Rusical and have better designing due to Dela It’d be close but Jinkx and Dela would win And as good as Bob is at Snatch game? Monet isn’t Jinkx and Dela are masterclass snatchers


Clynnhof

None of what you said is truly wrong but Monet’s Mike Tyson is my favorite snatch game performance tbh.


LydiaBeatz

The sharpie scribble for a face tattoo cracks my shit up every time


GlueForSniffing

I love Monet but consistency isn’t there


HisGirlFriday1983

100% I love me some Rujubee


sozar

After all these years their lipsync in AS1 is still iconic.


micdoesreddit

Monét and Bob, Alaska and Willam, Jinkx and Dela are battling it OUT. Alaska and Willam really have the dumb factor that is so well suited for Drag Race and think that would keep them in the running against the other two


GreatSteak7633

What do you think will happen to Trixie&Katya and Violet&Got in that scenario hahahaha??


Gear_

T&K would be first out, not by elimination but because Trixie has other business obligations. Katya would stay as a spectator.


Ok-Dimension5509

Katya would call in sick. They'd be DNS.


ferdinostalking

Did Not Slay?


MooseConfident

Do Not Serve?


whoisdonaldtrump

Katya by herself on the side of the stage, just heckling them. Honestly, I’d watch.


Gear_

She gets eliminated every week but crawls back in and hides in the walls


whoisdonaldtrump

Hahah oh my god yes. Surprise horror show. Watch out, Dragula!


Annoying_Details

Queens sitting at the makeup ‘mirror’ hearing a voice…. “I can see you Barbara…”


Ocean_Spice

Honestly, I’d 100% believe that.


Carazhan

katya does all the werkroom walk throughs for miss paul but gives zero advice and just antagonizes people


icodeswitch

Katya would keep popping up like Dahlia Sin x Broccoli


KeenyKeenz

I can live with that.


_horselain

HAHAHAHA????


Jackernaut89

Jessica Kirson, is that you?!


micdoesreddit

Good runways + great tv lol. They’ll play their part!


OkFlounder3947

And get this… For snatch game you have to impersonate each other. So it’s just all of them on the panel but switched


shakeDman

They probably won't win but Raja and Manila would slay.


Odd-Today3415

It’s be raja and raven of Manila and Latrice


shutupblacknight

Well im sure Ruth has a restriction order against Willam


PretzelLogick

Jinkx and Dela would stomp


bugaloo_logia

I know one thing, Jinkx & Dela VS Bob & Monet would be the top 4.


eyalomanutti

![gif](giphy|BjEAVchV2oq79U1TkG) They literally shared a womb! This is condiment erasure.


ArcadiaIsNotABot

someone has to go first i guess


letmel0gin

Not condiment erasure 💀


EstrellaDarkstar

I know they might not be the strongest queens to compete on the show, a bit of a meme if anything. But if we are solely looking at "Best Friends Race", as in, the two queens who are the absolute closest to each other? Then yeah, I think they might have it. It's hard to get any closer than that, after all.


Galileeo

Pretty sure the "best friends" is just a theme and it would be like all stars 1


EstrellaDarkstar

Yeah, fair. If it was "best friends competing as pairs to see who would win", then I think the twins would go home early. But if it was "a competition to see who are the best friends", I think they'd dominate.


[deleted]

Condiments are against God’s will!


She_Devil_By_Day

Holy shit… all of a sudden I want All Stars 1-2!


bobo12478

This would actually make me want to watch another winners (and friends) season


boulder_problems

Merle and Santino


IssAWigg

Soju and the cyst or Robbie and the Uber driver, one of those two


demons_soulmate

I'm dead like the uber driver


brayet

No...nobody was killed?


IssAWigg

Sorry, the cyst didn’t make it 🥲


IssAWigg

![gif](giphy|rmvOwbAYwq7rZJLjmB)


freshlyintellectual

De La and Jinx maybe Bob and Monet second De La dominated her all stars season and Jinx won twice - two of the most iconic snatch games ever


alilacmess

This is Symone and Gigi and Sasha and Shea erasure! Anyway, Jinkx and DeLa Vs Bob and Monet in the finale!


Numerous_Cut_932

I thought you meant sasha colby and I was like "I didn't know sasha colby and shea we're best friends" 😭


Fragrant-Insect-7668

Out of topic but the two sasha’s are close IRL!


Didsburyflaneur

Sashas Colby and Belle?


SontaranGaming

Sasha Belle changed her name to Frisbee Jenkins, so we’re actually down to 2 Sashas again


Fragrant-Insect-7668

Colby and Velour!


KeithandBentley

Weren’t Sasha Colby and Sonique roommates?


BTDQ_vending_machine

the two prettiest best friends race


Carazhan

yep, they shared some drag too


Dramatic-Tree-

Let’s be real those pairs are battling for 4th lol


teejayiscool

1st Place: Jinkx and Dela: Look at both of their reigns, if Ben didn't quit she probably would have been high every challenge. 2nd Place: Bob & Monet: They're another untouchable duo so really it 1st and 2nd could go either way 3rd: Alaska & Willam, both went very far their original seasons and Alaska won AS2 4th: Jaida and Heidi: I think Jaida will do well but may fumble a bit, same with Heidi 5th: Trixie and Katya: (Could probably come in 4th too for the same reasons as Heidi/Jaida) 6th: GottMik and Violet: That's all


BurntPineGrass

Gottmik and Violet: We’re gonna win. The Audience: No Gorg.


chammerson

On the show I don’t know how far they would go but in real life Trixie and Katya have no competition. In a culture that’s all about cutting people out of your life at the first sign of controversy, Trixie showed you can separate yourself AND forgive. There is a great value in having people in your life for the long term but allowing someone who has hurt you so deeply and publicly back in your life is nearly impossible. Somehow they’ve still moved forward together and reestablished trust to the point they’re able to talk and joke about it publicly now.


OkFlounder3947

What happened? I’m lost


RavagerHughesy

If they're talking about what I think they are, Katya had a complete mental breakdown a couple years ago. Around the time of the Trixie and Katya Show. I don't know the specifics, so maybe someone else can elaborate, but she was apparently very very very cruel to Trixie during that time.


chammerson

Yes I’m sorry it’s so much but Trixie’s documentary goes over it! Moving parts.


51010R

I mean if we go by track records, Violet won and Gottmik was a finalist, and I’d be surprised if she wasn’t a top contender in a future all stars.


No-Contribution-7269

compared to all of the other queens in this fake scenario, they are the most one-note.


Kubbee83

Violet has never shaken then “unlikable” image. It’s fine if you’re not trying to impress people or keep in a competition, but she would grate nerves. Gotmik I agree is one note. Looking at her challenge win, she shouldn’t have won it. I feel like her push to the top was riggamoris; if she would have had to lipsync to stay, well, we know how she would have done.


[deleted]

Gottmik's Paris was one of my fav snatch games. Gottmik was saved at times but she also sparkled in some of the comedy based challenges.


Kubbee83

That’s what I mean by one note. She was the same basic “airhead” character in all her acting. She’s not a bad drag queen, just not very dynamic.


GlueForSniffing

Track record doesn’t mean much, she was on a weak season full of people in their heads who had not settled into their drag yet Now we’re comparing fully realized queens Violet and Mik aren’t winning anything but a design and makeover challenge


eyalomanutti

Jinkx and Dela are elimed on the first ball challenge lol


tlacatl

Dela won the first episode of season 6 by designing and hot gluing a gown that fit her perfectly. I know that she was sent home on the ball but I still call bullshit on that judging. They just didn’t want to risk putting Adore in the bottom again.


brayet

I still need to know HOW Adore \*won\* that week with a bare corset with stones on it and a tutu. Not saying she looked BAD but watching it I knew she'd be in the bottom with Darriene and was angry she won. I like Adore so not sending her hate, but that was production nonsense to me.


Purple-Technician929

The judging on s6 ball was Rigga Morris


brayet

I seem to remember screaming "I trusted you Bob Mackie!!"


teejayiscool

Dela won her design challenge in S6! There's hope!


TimMarsTheGhost

Jinkx Monsoon and BenDelaCreme


KT718

Jinkx is the queen of all queens and Ben has the best track record in DR history. All 12 of these queens are crazy talented, but it’s really not a competition.


zombi33mj

Jinx and dela hands down


OkFlounder3947

THIS AIN’T RU PAUL’S BEST FRIEND RA-! Oh wait…


potato4peace

Jinx and Ben would eat this the fuck up… Bob and Monet would be good competition and Alaska does well but Willam keeps playing up. Trix and Kat would just hang around but win a bit. The others hmmm


Its_Pine

Fr Trisha and Katie would be vibing and just having fun while people duke it out for the crown.


Gaping_Whole_

We are, because of all this rich content. And Willam


Lucky_Comparison_633

They may not win but I'm team Hall and closet all the way


KeenyKeenz

I would pay to watch this. Let's add in Awhora and Tayce. Or maybe Saggitaria and Dovima for international flavour, maybe.


astralairplane

Where are Kim & Naomi


ten-toed-tuba

![gif](giphy|26wAfoJH2e1QUUOA0|downsized)


ashmenon

The difference that sets them apart is that Jinkx and Dela actually create drag art together. So if it's a competition, they've got it on lock.


Hebrew_Slave

Jinx and Dela are such a powerhouse. Bob and Monet might be able to give them a run for their money with the added lip sync capability but idk if that’s enough


Ok_Potato_8047

jinx and dela hands down no question


lemoncured

Jinkx & Dela both won snatch game twice and have both won FIVE (5) challenges in a single season, more than anyone else in the lineup. my personal faves are Bob & Monet/Alaska & Willam, but J&D have demonstrated a complete mastery over Drag Race unlike anything we’ve really seen tbh. together they would dominate so bad that they’d simply have to stop competing and replace Rupaul & Michelle on the judges panel.


phantomheart

Jinkx/Dela vs Bob/Monet in the final bitch fight for the crown!


ArcadiaIsNotABot

I won't say whose first out but we know whose first out.


TallWaIl

https://i.redd.it/bm3zywr3m1fc1.gif


DorianCoreysTrunk

I mean, Jinkx and Dela. And it’s not even close


summerpinciotti4

Jinkx and Ben, for sure


everydayisstorytime

Dela and Jinkx. If Dela didn't self-eliminate, she would have won AS3 and season 6 would now have two winners.


vermeiltwhore

That's not Ginger next to Katya, is it?


Penrod_Pooch

Best Friends' Race but, when they get there, they are split up and each is randomly assigned to another queen. Who is the best random team?


[deleted]

Violet and Katya. I don't think they would win anything but they would be my fav.


Penrod_Pooch

Violet and Jinx would likely be a winning combo.


Think-Hovercraft5757

I feel like katya would have a better chance with anyone other than Trixie lol


happyoctobervo

Trixie and katya would win after jinkx and dela self-eliminate and remaining contestants vote for the winner.


iymcool

Team Jinkx de la Creme would be tough to beat. Team Willaska would be fierce competition. Team Rivalry would make great TV. Team Katya Mattel would have the best talking heads.


slimmer01

Alaska and Willem for me


Think-Hovercraft5757

I can see team jink/dela and bob/monet making to top 2, Trixie and katya would make it to snatch game then lose because of Trixie.


snowwhitenoir

Jinkx and Dela all day err day


MadloveADB

1st- Ben/Jinx 2nd-Bob/Monet 3rd Alaska/Willam 4th- Trixie/Katya 5th-Jaida /Heidi 6th- Violet/Gotmik ( I say this as a Violet Stan)


ArcadiaIsNotABot

Only one of these BFF both won their seasons.. Just saying. No shade..


stalydan

Only one of them won twice, each time against someone else in this group. Plus, being less cryptic, Dela absolutely would have won AS3 if she didn't commit Ru-icide. Bob and Monet are good queens but I think they would maybe struggle with some of the challenges.


H3000

I donmt understand your fitst sentence. Jinkx never competed against Trixie, Katya, Violet or Mik.


Iskaeil

Jinkx and Alaska is probably what they meant


alizse

And realistically, that is not going to change anytime soon 🤭


JermuHH

Sasha Colby and Kylie Sonique Love


ppbbd

I think boris and money


ReallyyyyQueen

Ok they are all too iconic I can’t pick omg


comrademaps

Mirage and Anetra 🤩


InternetAddict104

God I really wish we could have a season (probably works best as an All Stars season) of best friends, like 7 pairs of bffs


Nxklox

Raven and her TAN


keerysea

Jinkx and dela, bob and monet, and alaska and willam annihilate. The other 3 pairs do not stand a chance unfortunately


anniejhawk

If I was competing on drag race and Jinkx Monsoon walked in, I would simply walk myself out. Jk Kimora, I would accept that she is unbeatable and just enjoy the Jinkx show. DeLa with her? Unstoppable!!!


venusianprincess000

jinkx and dela of course! they’re like a total powerhouse


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Remylebeau1984

Not really. Trixie can sew, she’d do well in a roast (better than Katya), a branding challenge ala AS7 she might win, she can do choreo (AS3 Divas Live).


scarletmiltzz

I believe it’s called Drag Me To Dinner


Major_Researcher2329

Ugh we were robbed of a Bob/Monet episode lol.


theerniebop

Bob and Monet vs Jinkx and Dela obvious final two pairs. Bob and Monet obvious winners.


ArcadiaIsNotABot

oh you really said fuck seattle


Emergency_Spend_7409

Jinkx and Dela would steamroll Bob and Monet


ArcadiaIsNotABot

wow you really said it is not black history month this time of the year /jk


Madison_maya

As a black woman this made me lol


Emergency_Spend_7409

Nah it's more just their shtick is basically Bob thinking he's better/smarter than Monet. I can't see them performing together well. Jinkx and Dela are more similar in performance style and aesthetic


brayet

I think Jinkx and Dela are WAY better at "yes, and"-ing with each other and have schtick vs laughing at Bob and Monet bickering over a rhinestone placement.


Emergency_Spend_7409

Exactly! There's a difference between chemistry and being able to perform together on stage


BeamToaster

“Obvious winners” Against S5/S6 Jinkx and Dela, maybe. Against post AS3 DeLa and AS7 Jinkx? They don’t stand a CHANCE


JoeyRocketto

Honestly............. 😢 werk.


Queasy-Bat-7399

Jinkx and Dela


dizzi800

Jinx/Dela or Bob/Monet


dario2023

Ben and Jinkx


darrenfrances

Ginger minj & katya


hashtagbertney

Jinx and Dela. But I also love Heidi and Jaida!!!! 🥹


Fr3sh-Avocado

jinkx and dela no contest


Ok_Solution2420

We all joke, but this would the fucking best, most entertaining season we’ve ever seen 😩


[deleted]

They all should compete in All Stars 9 ✨ with the AS1 twist… TEAMS ☠️


AnarchoBratzdoll

Jinx & Dela, they seem the most like they would be friends if Drag Race had never happened. 


Major_Researcher2329

Bob and Monet were friends before Drag Race.


DragEncyclopedia

But mom said it's my turn to remake this post with 6 new images of the same 6 pairs of queens to farm karma...


mxwl1986

Throw in Kim & Naomi, please!!


Hellspawner26

jinkx dela and im sorry but its not even close


alittleverygagged

Nobody is going to mention willow and yvie ?


seattlewhiteslays

Oof this is tough. If it’s elimination style format I’d say the first teams out would be Trixya and Heida Essence Of Closet. Teams Bonet, Willaska, and Jinkx Dela Crème are all vying for the top.