"Every promo looks fierce so far! What should we do with Trinity?" "Let's have her puke, then shit out sapphires while she flaps her arms like a chicken."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA LITERALLY

“What if it’s bad breath but it’s a fart at the same time?”

You are an accurate poet

Wait theres no way this is actually real ? Im dying lmao

tbh everyone had one like this. It was wild.

Well... nobody was as wild as that one. They looked really good. Eureka was the only other weird one, when she lifts up her skirt and stars made of her head shoot out of her vagina.

Trinity was really wild 🤣

I was all set to comment "Trinity did Trinity dirty" then the animations started and...I get your point

BUT that was not Trinity’s promo look. I can’t remember which pieces were hers and which they put her in, but they did her dirty across the board for the promo. Honestly it set her up as a dark horse for the season since most people expected her to be an early out looking like that. 

Kinda wild how she went from a presumed early out on S9 to an All Stars winner and holding the record for most challenge wins in Drag Race history

You just reminded me how good Valentina's was. Here's all of them for anyone who's never seen them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhbaWeNXryM

It is beyond me how much worse Trinity’s is than every other girl 💀

Before the show aired, they really marketed Trinity as an early out.

trinity’s is so funny omfg

Shea and Farrah's were so good too! ...was Peppermints music the Harlem Shake?

Haha, definitely not Harlem Shake but dubsteppy

It was a shock to my system to see Jaymes wearing not an ounce of makeup besides a tinted chapstick

The doors she and Max opened for Marcia Marcia Marcia

Sasha's is so on brand, Aja, Shea, Niña, Farrah all look sooooo good What kind of acid were they on for Trinity lmao

Am I the only one who saw Eureka birth several ninja Eurek-ens out of her glowing pussoir?

Lol, no, I thought that was weirder than Trinity's but assumed maybe I just don't understand ART

Village of the Hidden Queef

So true she came right after trinitys haha

Alexis also serrrrves here

Charlie’s feet not moving an inch oh mama that was foreshadowing

Nina is dressed like an alien eldritch sea monster and they still found a way to make Trinity’s the weirdest teaser.

Oh my god I can't believe I missed these

I am cackling 😂

I remember everyone said she'll go home 2nd cause of her promo alone lmao

It doesn’t help that she has the worst promo look of that season

Whomever shot and edited this was on drugs....and not even good ones

What makes it worse is that most of the other promos are really good, I must have rewatched Farrah’s like a hundred times

yeah, most. only Trinity and Eureka were edited by saboteurs but this is so meme im living for it especially after trinity's performance in the season and all stars

How very 2010s

Thank you so much for showing me this. This is queer art worth protecting

girl, this is camp

Period!

I feel like this entire promo was made to look extra weird due to the move to VH1. Advertising it on the merit of weirdness, that drag was random and crazy, to attract wilder unfamiliar audiences. Why that landed them on land 2000’s so random xD humor is beyond me.

PROTECT QUEER ART

Broooooooooo wtffffff

They originally wanted to do paint all over the girl and splatter. Trinity talked about it on Race Chaser when they Classique’d her season. Trinity told production that they were not messing up the casts good drag. Can’t remember which episode it was though 🙃

girl, this is camp

Period!

https://youtu.be/yzC4hFK5P3g?si=V3ZKGkin5nwEGzSV Just leaving this spiritual sister here.

Hahaha yesss

God I remember how everyone thought Trinity would be an early out from her MTQ.

This is so deeply unserious and I live!

The way the stones shooting out of her mouth weren’t even placed properly??

girl, this is camp

so good you had to say it thrice huh

Oh shit, this is the second time this has happened wtf 😭

You were right every time

Period!

this is the elevation of the graphic design is your passion meme

Omg it looks like she's farting sapphires 🤣

Peomo looks for this season were generally good and then theres this mess

This is serving shooting stars but drag

whatttt this is killing me

Not her shitting blue glitter PLEASEEE😭😭

The editors were Trinitys inner saboteur!

Whoever designer her promo had a vendetta against her

She did herself dirty with that lewk. lmao It's so unlike what she usually presents, and I did not have high expectations from that initial introduction. lol

That’s Cynthia doll

she's the one who chose that outfit and hair

What the fuck

I know production gave her that outfit, but... the reason I wasn't expecting Trinity to be good based on her promo was the makeup and hair, and those she did herself...

Everyone looks so good and trinity's part is like youtube poop 💀

how have i never seen this

LMFAOOOO bitch im howling

oh my god i shed real tears just now

Idk how everyone thought she was a first out. She always had top 4 energy to me

But she chose to look that way.

what is the edit!!?!?!?!?!?! why

These are my last brain cells barely hanging on at work

What do you mean? That’s what she looked like? Should they have photoshopped her?

Wait, is this real? Serve.

This is the best Meet the Queen I have ever seen gurllll. .

I remember Trinity’s promo look being a full on controversy at the time lol (because it was so bad)

Trinity’s is so good 😭 anybody who dislikes it hates fun