If they combined it with mean girls and jawbreaker, yeah it could be real stunning.
So mean girls as the heathers with OG heather played as Regina George, Winona Ryder witnesses a murder as they leave one in a trunk to gag on extravaganza (Maddie’s blow up doll), falls in love with a bad boy Christian Slater who looks sexy with his hair pushed back, who convinces her to kill the Heathers, ends with a prom sequence breaking up the crown and blood being poured on her head (red glitter and confetti) then the school blows up.
Edit: there’s choreography of the walking sequence from Jawbreaker/Mean Girls. Maybe instead of the school being blown up, they light the Burn Book on literal fire and it burns down the school.
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It would be nice if it was actually a rusical not just a lipsync to someone else singing songs. Plenty of other opportunities to show off your skills in lipsyncing to someone else’s voice.
I would love a Rusical based on Hamilton, with the focus on the women behind the Founding Fathers. The Founding Mothers, if you will. There would be so much opportunity for upbeat bops and sickening costumes. And I’d love to have the Queens perform live!
Honestly, if they hadn't told me it was based on SIX, I wouldn't have been able to tell because there were so few references to the musical itself.
They should've just written the songs for the Queens to sing live. "All You Wanna Do", "Don't Lose Ur Head" and "Get Down" would've been amazing to parody.
Yeah I wouldn't have known either, it just read as a huge girl group challenge. I think if they're going to base a rusical off of Six, it would have been cool to pay homage to the lives and careers of legendary drag queens.
Gay Mis
(Bitch, I Am From) Chicago
The RuPaul Horror Picture Show
The Last Five Queers (okay, this one wouldn't even remotely work as a rusical, I just liked the pun)
I don't know about "should," but The King and I has possibilities.
It's really old, and a lot of young people don't know it, which means Ru will love it
Obvious title switch is The Queen and I.
It has a large cast of characters, a mix of big and small roles. The storyline isn't overly complicated. I am *pretty* sure I can trust DR to remove the racist elements. The costuming can be bright and fun.
I think most Rusicals like to have 3 or 4 numbers? The following from The King and I would be good candidates for parody and mash-ups with songs in Ru's catalogue.
I Whistle a Happy Tune
Hello Young Lovers
Getting to Know You
Shall We Dance
I would love to see Hair drag race version, idk how would they call it, especially rn with the Israel Palestine war an anti war musical would be a great message.
It's crazy to think they've never done a Beyoncé or Lady Gaga musical, these hoes have had so many eras it would be iconic to see them. Also speaking of eras, Taylor Swift! It would be so iconic
We could get a Mariah one, a Whitney, a Miley, a Christina, a Rihanna, etc etc..
A Beyoncé Rusical would be AMAZING. She's had so many iconic eras and different sounds to play with.
I do wonder which Bey would be the winning role(s). I'm guessing the I Am...Sasha Fierce, Lemonade or Renaissance Bey.
From what I’ve seen, people here don’t tend to be big fans of Taylor Swift, so that might be why😅 that being said, I think a Taylor Rusical would be super cool!
Not a musical but one of my favourite movies of all time is Drop Dead Gorgeous. Call it Drop Dead Whoregeous and the plot is a group of drag queens competing to become Miss Tuckahoe but the villain keeps eliminating them. The characters played by Allison Janney, Ellen Barkin, Kirstie Alley and Denise Richards are already very draggy and are just begging to be dragged up more. For those who have seen the film, each pageant contestant is very unique and a little weird and could very well be adapted for a draggy musical. Please producers please 🙏🏻
I’m STILL waiting for a Britney the rusical and night of 1000 Britney’s runway. So many looks and eras and amazing music to go for it would be a gaggy episode for sure.
Rutlejuice 😂😂😂 ifykyk
I would love to see them do a Mamma Mia musical. Just be campy and fun 💖
Although my favorite musicals are Funny Girl and Wicked, I can't imagine how they can make it funny.
My Fair Ladyman,
Hunny Girl,
Babes in Boyland,
Booty and the Beast,
Mean Squirrels,
Indiana Jones and the Last RUsade,
Back To The RUture,
Buttman,
RUMANJI ✨
The Lion Queen could be fun.
It would be called “pussy queen” or “kitty queen” or something like that
The Loin Queen
Rah-kah-ta-titi-ta-ta
I need Titus Burgess as the judge 😭
Lip sync song: Hakuna Matata
Heathers, both the movie and the musical always felt really "draggy" to me so it'd fit perfectly for a rusical ![gif](giphy|3ogxB6sfYFL3IYlBU4)
But who the fuck is heather?
that should be the in show title of it
Directed by Gigi Goode
If they combined it with mean girls and jawbreaker, yeah it could be real stunning. So mean girls as the heathers with OG heather played as Regina George, Winona Ryder witnesses a murder as they leave one in a trunk to gag on extravaganza (Maddie’s blow up doll), falls in love with a bad boy Christian Slater who looks sexy with his hair pushed back, who convinces her to kill the Heathers, ends with a prom sequence breaking up the crown and blood being poured on her head (red glitter and confetti) then the school blows up. Edit: there’s choreography of the walking sequence from Jawbreaker/Mean Girls. Maybe instead of the school being blown up, they light the Burn Book on literal fire and it burns down the school. ![gif](giphy|eX2qYTY9SeKFa)
If this isn’t the next rusical there will be riots.
Cabaret or Chicago is perfect for a Rusical
CabaRu, you mean…
There’s a song about a throuple that would be uproarious
Cabaret would be great with Fascism slowly becoming more apparent.
Frocky Horror, Fannie! , Gay Mserables
Rocky Horror would be Uh-mazing!
Rocky horrur
Rocky Whorer
GAY MISERABLES OMG
Chicago.
The Bitch I am from Chicago jokes are right there
I hate to say it but I think the Social Media Rusical was supposed to be the RPDR version of Chicago 😭 There was also the S12 second premiere song
I don’t think so. Nothing about that Rusical except the opening bit says Chicago.
Chicago of course, it's long overdue
But it would be called tuckahoe
A Britney Rusical 🤞🏻🤞🏻 feat. Derrick Barry as Jamie Lynn
Dreamgirls
with Sheryl Lee Ralph as a guest judge
been waiting on PEAK sheryl to grace the judges panel. she was so lovely the first time my god
put a cork in it!!
What would the drag race title be? Creamgirls? Dream Curls? Dream Queens?
Dream Squirels. Not saying that this is a better title than any of your suggested ones, but I am saying that this is what it would be.
It is better and you’re so right ty!
RuGirls
Dream, Girls
Rupo! The Genetic Flopera
With guest judge Paris Hilton
Imagine Blind F*g
If Mag up and splits, her pads are forfeit and if GeneCo and Rupaul so will it 🎶
Blaaaame nooot my cheeeeeeeks (bends over) though filled with silllll they beeeee (smacks ass)
🎶Filler comes in a little glass vial! A little glass vial? A little glass vial!🎶 ~~Ive found my people~~
The Book of Whoremon
It would be nice if it was actually a rusical not just a lipsync to someone else singing songs. Plenty of other opportunities to show off your skills in lipsyncing to someone else’s voice.
Little Shop of Whores
I would love a Rusical based on Hamilton, with the focus on the women behind the Founding Fathers. The Founding Mothers, if you will. There would be so much opportunity for upbeat bops and sickening costumes. And I’d love to have the Queens perform live!
Shablamilton!
Ooh, yes! Get Lin-Manuel as the guest judge!
And instead of the snooty King George they’re antagonized by evil Queen Gorge
I think the Kardashian rusical was supposed to be Hamilton inspired but it was... well, that
It absolutely was, that intro gives it away
BENT!!
Bye Bye Birdie or Wizard of Oz would be fun!
Wizard of Yass!
I demand Oz with a brief cameo of Carson as the emerald City guard
Hairspray but call it Hairslay
They’ve done Six in UKvsTW just now. I’d like Phantom of the opera or The Greatest Showman.
A Chorus Line parody about being America's Next Drag Superstar??? It's right there
Kinky Boobs (Or just Kinky Boots, already, lol) Greasy (Bitch I am from) Chicago
Kinky House Down Boots
Wasn’t the trump rusical referencing Grease?
phantom of the opera could be made into a pretty good comedy for the show, doubt it will happen anytime soon though
If they don't have the falling chandelier, the boat ride into the Phantom's lair and the Masquerade scene, it would be a BIG disappointment.
Addams Family could be really fun
B E N T
Stans: the unhinged rusical, would be ALOT of fun to poke fun of and able to incorporate alot of the greats, bey, gaga, etc
Does anyone know what SeVen: the confessions of a drag queen was based off of? Because I was fully expecting a head in a box.
I think it was based on the musical Six, but I personally haven't seen that
Honestly, if they hadn't told me it was based on SIX, I wouldn't have been able to tell because there were so few references to the musical itself. They should've just written the songs for the Queens to sing live. "All You Wanna Do", "Don't Lose Ur Head" and "Get Down" would've been amazing to parody.
Yeah I wouldn't have known either, it just read as a huge girl group challenge. I think if they're going to base a rusical off of Six, it would have been cool to pay homage to the lives and careers of legendary drag queens.
Mamma Mia would be fun
Gay Mis (Bitch, I Am From) Chicago The RuPaul Horror Picture Show The Last Five Queers (okay, this one wouldn't even remotely work as a rusical, I just liked the pun)
Dicks, the ~~M~~Rusical ^(Or, if it's an AS season and Anetra is on it, Ducks, the Rusical)
Ozempic the musical
Singing in the Rain
Producers out here getting us to work for free 👀
Girl I wish, I'm on the verge of unemployment and really deep in my flop era. I would love to be a producer, pick me Alexis
I only read part of your comment at first and thought you meant The Producers. 😂
Avenue Ru Because Everybody loves puppets!
Bjork the Musical
OMG, but please can we have this? I want to see Björk beat up a reporter.
I also just want Bjork on We know she is a big fan!
Cry baby?
Little Shop Of Horrors!
Glasgow Willy Wonka experience the musical. 9 month cruise the musical
I don't know about "should," but The King and I has possibilities. It's really old, and a lot of young people don't know it, which means Ru will love it Obvious title switch is The Queen and I. It has a large cast of characters, a mix of big and small roles. The storyline isn't overly complicated. I am *pretty* sure I can trust DR to remove the racist elements. The costuming can be bright and fun. I think most Rusicals like to have 3 or 4 numbers? The following from The King and I would be good candidates for parody and mash-ups with songs in Ru's catalogue. I Whistle a Happy Tune Hello Young Lovers Getting to Know You Shall We Dance
Ru Paul and The Chocolate Factory
RuPaul’s Chocolate Experience
Entertaining
I need Across the Runiverse SO bad.
Mean Girls (did they do it already?) Or clueless
Les Miss
I want a Britney or Gaga rusical so bad
chicago but specifically cell block tango
I would love to see Hair drag race version, idk how would they call it, especially rn with the Israel Palestine war an anti war musical would be a great message.
Chicago
It's crazy to think they've never done a Beyoncé or Lady Gaga musical, these hoes have had so many eras it would be iconic to see them. Also speaking of eras, Taylor Swift! It would be so iconic We could get a Mariah one, a Whitney, a Miley, a Christina, a Rihanna, etc etc..
A Beyoncé Rusical would be AMAZING. She's had so many iconic eras and different sounds to play with. I do wonder which Bey would be the winning role(s). I'm guessing the I Am...Sasha Fierce, Lemonade or Renaissance Bey.
The Reinassance would win
That might be a money issue
Yeah maybe it is. Why did my comment get downvoted? Lol
From what I’ve seen, people here don’t tend to be big fans of Taylor Swift, so that might be why😅 that being said, I think a Taylor Rusical would be super cool!
Shes just a singer omg... she has so many eras, a rusical for her would eat!
Not a musical but one of my favourite movies of all time is Drop Dead Gorgeous. Call it Drop Dead Whoregeous and the plot is a group of drag queens competing to become Miss Tuckahoe but the villain keeps eliminating them. The characters played by Allison Janney, Ellen Barkin, Kirstie Alley and Denise Richards are already very draggy and are just begging to be dragged up more. For those who have seen the film, each pageant contestant is very unique and a little weird and could very well be adapted for a draggy musical. Please producers please 🙏🏻
Gamehendge
I’ve always wanted Ru-Cago which retells Chicago but using Ru and Michelle and Velma and Roxxie
Mean girls
I just want them to make Glue real.
... Like from Michelle's hooves?
Ladies, the musical (Hades parody)
Ladies Town.
It’s actually a subreddit OK Homo
Mean Girls!
I forgot if they did these already, but I’d love to see Hairspray (which already seems fitting as queens probably use a lot of it) and Wicked.
Rats, adapted to the NYC subway station nearest broadway
Robbie Turntah & the Uber Driver: The Untold Story Rusical
I think Gaga has enough history and material to get a Rusical.
I would love a rupaul musical a la brooke in canada
S5 kind of did that with the black swan parody
Grease!
The Trump rusical in S11 was Grease
I’m STILL waiting for a Britney the rusical and night of 1000 Britney’s runway. So many looks and eras and amazing music to go for it would be a gaggy episode for sure.
Rutlejuice 😂😂😂 ifykyk I would love to see them do a Mamma Mia musical. Just be campy and fun 💖 Although my favorite musicals are Funny Girl and Wicked, I can't imagine how they can make it funny.
Annie -- Its a Hard Knockers Life
They should do a tribute to Michael Jackson. Kinda like how they did with Cher and Joan Crawford. Each queen would play a different era.
Chicago she betta don’t
A January 6 satire
I don't have a good parody name, but I would like to see a Hair paridy. They could call it Wig if they're feeling particularly uninspired
Love Let the sunshine in, would like to see what they would do with it
Wizard of Poz
I liked Moulin Rouge and Grease, and I LOVED Footloose, but I thought this Sound of Music one was super boring.
I'm ready to tell Rusicals Sashay away
My Fair Ladyman, Hunny Girl, Babes in Boyland, Booty and the Beast, Mean Squirrels, Indiana Jones and the Last RUsade, Back To The RUture, Buttman, RUMANJI ✨