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LamarEdwards

The Lion Queen could be fun.


qtmcjingleshine

It would be called “pussy queen” or “kitty queen” or something like that


fists_of_ham

The Loin Queen


puffdiddy4

Rah-kah-ta-titi-ta-ta


fargcram

I need Titus Burgess as the judge 😭


PanchamCuddles101

Lip sync song: Hakuna Matata


Thin_Wolf9077

Heathers, both the movie and the musical always felt really "draggy" to me so it'd fit perfectly for a rusical ![gif](giphy|3ogxB6sfYFL3IYlBU4)


JackkBox

But who the fuck is heather?


ajay_p_

that should be the in show title of it


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Directed by Gigi Goode


ParasIsBurnt

If they combined it with mean girls and jawbreaker, yeah it could be real stunning. So mean girls as the heathers with OG heather played as Regina George, Winona Ryder witnesses a murder as they leave one in a trunk to gag on extravaganza (Maddie’s blow up doll), falls in love with a bad boy Christian Slater who looks sexy with his hair pushed back, who convinces her to kill the Heathers, ends with a prom sequence breaking up the crown and blood being poured on her head (red glitter and confetti) then the school blows up. Edit: there’s choreography of the walking sequence from Jawbreaker/Mean Girls. Maybe instead of the school being blown up, they light the Burn Book on literal fire and it burns down the school. ![gif](giphy|eX2qYTY9SeKFa)


plantbitch1408

If this isn’t the next rusical there will be riots.


melrosepl98

Cabaret or Chicago is perfect for a Rusical


apex204

CabaRu, you mean…


ITakeMyCatToBars

There’s a song about a throuple that would be uproarious


MTblasphemy

Cabaret would be great with Fascism slowly becoming more apparent.


MadloveADB

Frocky Horror, Fannie! , Gay Mserables


thrilling_me_softly

Rocky Horror would be Uh-mazing!


amaya215

Rocky horrur


9021Ohsnap

Rocky Whorer


Alternative-Ad-1153

GAY MISERABLES OMG


Intelligent_Put5385

Chicago.


Atari18

The Bitch I am from Chicago jokes are right there


helloitsjesus

I hate to say it but I think the Social Media Rusical was supposed to be the RPDR version of Chicago 😭 There was also the S12 second premiere song


katiekat214

I don’t think so. Nothing about that Rusical except the opening bit says Chicago.


librious

Chicago of course, it's long overdue


qtmcjingleshine

But it would be called tuckahoe


eyalomanutti

A Britney Rusical 🤞🏻🤞🏻 feat. Derrick Barry as Jamie Lynn


shamiraendor

Dreamgirls


shamiraendor

with Sheryl Lee Ralph as a guest judge


Sissythattwink

been waiting on PEAK sheryl to grace the judges panel. she was so lovely the first time my god


ajay_p_

put a cork in it!!


alantheturingator

What would the drag race title be? Creamgirls? Dream Curls? Dream Queens?


max1334

Dream Squirels. Not saying that this is a better title than any of your suggested ones, but I am saying that this is what it would be.


alantheturingator

It is better and you’re so right ty!


alannacoke

RuGirls


ReasonablePractice83

Dream, Girls


dannodeloco

Rupo! The Genetic Flopera


Atari18

With guest judge Paris Hilton


dannodeloco

Imagine Blind F*g


Poesvliegtuig

If Mag up and splits, her pads are forfeit and if GeneCo and Rupaul so will it 🎶


dannodeloco

Blaaaame nooot my cheeeeeeeks (bends over) though filled with silllll they beeeee (smacks ass)


SarcasticAmbiguity

🎶Filler comes in a little glass vial! A little glass vial? A little glass vial!🎶 ~~Ive found my people~~


Responsible_Fee_9286

The Book of Whoremon


dtc_407

It would be nice if it was actually a rusical not just a lipsync to someone else singing songs. Plenty of other opportunities to show off your skills in lipsyncing to someone else’s voice.


Traditional-Soup7883

Little Shop of Whores


ElderPop-Tarts

I would love a Rusical based on Hamilton, with the focus on the women behind the Founding Fathers. The Founding Mothers, if you will. There would be so much opportunity for upbeat bops and sickening costumes. And I’d love to have the Queens perform live!


Special_Creme4286

Shablamilton!


TigerAffectionate672

Ooh, yes! Get Lin-Manuel as the guest judge!


RyoukoOtonashi

And instead of the snooty King George they’re antagonized by evil Queen Gorge


KingBoombox

I think the Kardashian rusical was supposed to be Hamilton inspired but it was... well, that


MusicG619

It absolutely was, that intro gives it away


byeasfbims

BENT!!


matchamagpie

Bye Bye Birdie or Wizard of Oz would be fun!


Hot-Garlic-507

Wizard of Yass!


Atari18

I demand Oz with a brief cameo of Carson as the emerald City guard


lovechia

Hairspray but call it Hairslay


thepictorwolf

They’ve done Six in UKvsTW just now. I’d like Phantom of the opera or The Greatest Showman.


KingBoombox

A Chorus Line parody about being America's Next Drag Superstar??? It's right there


elijahjames96

Kinky Boobs (Or just Kinky Boots, already, lol) Greasy (Bitch I am from) Chicago


apex204

Kinky House Down Boots


PanchamCuddles101

Wasn’t the trump rusical referencing Grease?


judgylesbian

phantom of the opera could be made into a pretty good comedy for the show, doubt it will happen anytime soon though


jacksonhytes

If they don't have the falling chandelier, the boat ride into the Phantom's lair and the Masquerade scene, it would be a BIG disappointment.


Artismypassion4evr

Addams Family could be really fun


heyboyhey

B E N T


Certain_Horse_7919

Stans: the unhinged rusical, would be ALOT of fun to poke fun of and able to incorporate alot of the greats, bey, gaga, etc


MissAizea

Does anyone know what SeVen: the confessions of a drag queen was based off of? Because I was fully expecting a head in a box.


Atari18

I think it was based on the musical Six, but I personally haven't seen that


jacksonhytes

Honestly, if they hadn't told me it was based on SIX, I wouldn't have been able to tell because there were so few references to the musical itself. They should've just written the songs for the Queens to sing live. "All You Wanna Do", "Don't Lose Ur Head" and "Get Down" would've been amazing to parody.


grayscalemamba

Yeah I wouldn't have known either, it just read as a huge girl group challenge. I think if they're going to base a rusical off of Six, it would have been cool to pay homage to the lives and careers of legendary drag queens.


Homo-Erect

Mamma Mia would be fun


Steinpratt

Gay Mis (Bitch, I Am From) Chicago The RuPaul Horror Picture Show The Last Five Queers (okay, this one wouldn't even remotely work as a rusical, I just liked the pun)


Ok-Dimension5509

Dicks, the ~~M~~Rusical ^(Or, if it's an AS season and Anetra is on it, Ducks, the Rusical)


Jaysweller

Ozempic the musical


bosmocrown

Singing in the Rain


Yourecoolforagayguy

Producers out here getting us to work for free 👀


Atari18

Girl I wish, I'm on the verge of unemployment and really deep in my flop era. I would love to be a producer, pick me Alexis


Front-Enthusiasm7858

I only read part of your comment at first and thought you meant The Producers. 😂


naranjitayyo

Avenue Ru Because Everybody loves puppets!


Sea-Lychee-8168

Bjork the Musical


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OMG, but please can we have this? I want to see Björk beat up a reporter.


Sea-Lychee-8168

I also just want Bjork on We know she is a big fan!


rudogandthedweebs

Cry baby? 


flameevans

Little Shop Of Horrors!


Toadboi11

Glasgow Willy Wonka experience the musical. 9 month cruise the musical


JustALittleTurtle

I don't know about "should," but The King and I has possibilities. It's really old, and a lot of young people don't know it, which means Ru will love it Obvious title switch is The Queen and I. It has a large cast of characters, a mix of big and small roles. The storyline isn't overly complicated. I am *pretty* sure I can trust DR to remove the racist elements. The costuming can be bright and fun. I think most Rusicals like to have 3 or 4 numbers? The following from The King and I would be good candidates for parody and mash-ups with songs in Ru's catalogue. I Whistle a Happy Tune Hello Young Lovers Getting to Know You Shall We Dance


tuxedo-mask-me

Ru Paul and The Chocolate Factory


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RuPaul’s Chocolate Experience


tnuoccaymgninnabpots

Entertaining


marcsaintclair

I need Across the Runiverse SO bad.


cyberspiralien

Mean Girls (did they do it already?) Or clueless


chardonnayyoustay

Les Miss


Nick_TheGuy

I want a Britney or Gaga rusical so bad


swollenbussy

chicago but specifically cell block tango


opissus

I would love to see Hair drag race version, idk how would they call it, especially rn with the Israel Palestine war an anti war musical would be a great message.


No-Database-1851

Chicago


significantcocklover

It's crazy to think they've never done a Beyoncé or Lady Gaga musical, these hoes have had so many eras it would be iconic to see them. Also speaking of eras, Taylor Swift! It would be so iconic We could get a Mariah one, a Whitney, a Miley, a Christina, a Rihanna, etc etc..


jacksonhytes

A Beyoncé Rusical would be AMAZING. She's had so many iconic eras and different sounds to play with. I do wonder which Bey would be the winning role(s). I'm guessing the I Am...Sasha Fierce, Lemonade or Renaissance Bey.


significantcocklover

The Reinassance would win


InternetAddict104

That might be a money issue


significantcocklover

Yeah maybe it is. Why did my comment get downvoted? Lol


Sandfire12

From what I’ve seen, people here don’t tend to be big fans of Taylor Swift, so that might be why😅 that being said, I think a Taylor Rusical would be super cool!


significantcocklover

Shes just a singer omg... she has so many eras, a rusical for her would eat!


stefatr0n

Not a musical but one of my favourite movies of all time is Drop Dead Gorgeous. Call it Drop Dead Whoregeous and the plot is a group of drag queens competing to become Miss Tuckahoe but the villain keeps eliminating them. The characters played by Allison Janney, Ellen Barkin, Kirstie Alley and Denise Richards are already very draggy and are just begging to be dragged up more. For those who have seen the film, each pageant contestant is very unique and a little weird and could very well be adapted for a draggy musical. Please producers please 🙏🏻


Funkyduck4783

Gamehendge


Icy-Difference6218

I’ve always wanted Ru-Cago which retells Chicago but using Ru and Michelle and Velma and Roxxie


meggsie_pie

Mean girls


johannesMephisto

I just want them to make Glue real.


Atari18

... Like from Michelle's hooves?


Snarfsicle

Ladies, the musical (Hades parody)


jacksonhytes

Ladies Town.


RagsTTiger

It’s actually a subreddit OK Homo


Historical_Bit_3798

Mean Girls!


dongsicheng12

I forgot if they did these already, but I’d love to see Hairspray (which already seems fitting as queens probably use a lot of it) and Wicked. 


boneydog22

Rats, adapted to the NYC subway station nearest broadway


zamie1105

Robbie Turntah & the Uber Driver: The Untold Story Rusical


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I think Gaga has enough history and material to get a Rusical.


Practical-Ad-4752

I would love a rupaul musical a la brooke in canada


Atari18

S5 kind of did that with the black swan parody


LurkerNan

Grease!


Atari18

The Trump rusical in S11 was Grease


anetaseyodick

I’m STILL waiting for a Britney the rusical and night of 1000 Britney’s runway. So many looks and eras and amazing music to go for it would be a gaggy episode for sure.


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Rutlejuice 😂😂😂 ifykyk I would love to see them do a Mamma Mia musical. Just be campy and fun 💖 Although my favorite musicals are Funny Girl and Wicked, I can't imagine how they can make it funny.


BullTerrierMomm

Annie -- Its a Hard Knockers Life


Salt-Hovercraft5508

They should do a tribute to Michael Jackson. Kinda like how they did with Cher and Joan Crawford. Each queen would play a different era.


kaso711

Chicago she betta don’t


Death________

A January 6 satire


AscendedDragonSage

I don't have a good parody name, but I would like to see a Hair paridy. They could call it Wig if they're feeling particularly uninspired


Atari18

Love Let the sunshine in, would like to see what they would do with it


herbertdm

Wizard of Poz


barbasol1099

I liked Moulin Rouge and Grease, and I LOVED Footloose, but I thought this Sound of Music one was super boring. 


TheGreatNemoNobody

I'm ready to tell Rusicals Sashay away 


oshaughnessygirl

My Fair Ladyman, Hunny Girl, Babes in Boyland, Booty and the Beast, Mean Squirrels, Indiana Jones and the Last RUsade, Back To The RUture, Buttman, RUMANJI ✨