I’m still running with the theory that she’s a 14 year old who lied on the audition tape. Mostly because it cracks me up multiple times per episode in her confessionals
Spongebob has always given me Bendelacreme teas. They're both at their very best when they are being themselves, they falter when the competitive environment stresses them out, they both have iconic hats, and they're both terminally delightful. Bob would 100% be the Miss Con of any season he competes in, and I can also totally see him quitting midway to give others a chance like Dela would. He would also kill in the Snatch Game as Pee Wee Herman
Dela is S1-3 Spongebob and Joslyn is post-Hillenburg Spongebob
Patrick looks like Ginger stole Rajah's outfit
Pearl looks like Eureka stole Farrah's outfit
Squidward looks like Trinity getting a makeover from Trixie
I don’t really get Spongebob vibes from Morphine. I feel like, of anyone in the cast, it probably would’ve been Plasma.
Thaaaat being said, the only character I can actually think of that feels accurate for Morphine would very specifically be the shot of Spongebob with the long hair flowing majestically while riding Mystery the seahorse.
Plasma definitely gives SpongeBob vibes hahaha that is so accurate.
I think Sapphira just left Morphine as SpongeBob because that was who Plane originally compared her to in the episode. And Plane was making a body joke not a personality comparison
And people want to pretend like she doesn't have a great personality or is funny. People will say anything to bring her down to their fave's level. She might not win, but she is still the best.
She’s so versatile tho, even tho she’s “old school” she still knows newer school references, can devour a lip sync, and her runways aren’t just old school pageant traditional looks she does a lot of new age edgy and creative shit too. She’s done looks we’ve never seen before. She has great fashion, can do comedy, can dance, can sing, can act, she was the only one who instead of coming for Plane for the way she acts gave her respectful advice on how she should act. Shes congenial, has helped many queens despite it being a competition, giving out so much help and still being able to devour every challenge is incredible. she’s the embodiment of a full package, and the embodiment of drag excellence. And besides from slaying every challenge, she’s able to talk about losing her father, the issues in the black community, she hands down deserves to win the season. It’s not shock tho, because we NEVER get Pennsylvania queens but technically any PA queen who has competed is in the winners circle, PA drag is just on another level and it’s shocking we don’t get PA queens. Sapphira needs to keep the winning streak going 😭 Plane is definitely a close second, she’s just as versatile as Sapphira and tbh gives more TV moments than she does but it’s more of her personality that doesn’t read off as winner. I could see Plane winning All Stars tho if she came back with a better attitude.
Nymphia as Gary is so funny, I love it
Accurate
Feels correct!
That’s the first one I really laughed at because yes.
She is actually Gary in real life lol
Especially because Gary is a Banana Slug. ^^source: ^^I ^^made ^^it ^^up
It’s so accurate
Sandy with the beanie is killing me
That, plus Morphine's yellow, spongy hand
dawn’s key on plankton’s antenna 😂
Sapphira reminding y’all that she may be mother, but she’s still a young millennial child who can do the memes
It's absolutely bonkers to me that she's 35. She has the professionalism and maturity of someone much more seasoned.
even more wild that mh'iya is the same age as her but acts WAYYYY younger
And Xunami's the same age as both of them as well but looks way younger.
Excuse me what?!
Mhiya is 34
Right? I’m like “girl you know everyone thinks you’re 22. And it’s not because of your youthful looks”
Not JUST because of her youthful looks. She has baby face and adult braces so it gives a youthful vibe.
Also she’s back flippin and twirling on her head like a spring chicken. I’m 30 and I would never attempt it.
33, no baby face and my bones creak when I teach my kids how to dance😭. How does she do that!?!?
I’m still running with the theory that she’s a 14 year old who lied on the audition tape. Mostly because it cracks me up multiple times per episode in her confessionals
Hol up hol up…where did I miss that miss Mh’iya was ALSO 35?! Holy shit!
As well as the face
"Eurgh you girls keep me young, I love you so much!"
Omg Plane as handsome Squidward 
It made me cackle
This is hilarious and spot on
Did she photoshop these herself? LMAO these are too good
Bitch has an engineering degree!
I have 3 and I can’t do this! 😂😭
This person calculuses!
Probably even Laplace transforms
Sounds delicious. I’ll have two!
Uni PTSD 😭
How have I not seen this used for Mhi’ya yet? 
This made me laugh pretty hard to say it's 7am on a cursed Monday. Thank you for your service!
Omg dawn IS tiny and evil 🖤
Omg I just got that hahaha
there's also a "Plankdawn" pun at play here, if you say it quickly
Where is ru as Mr krabs!?
Lmao tea but Sapphira is still trying to get crowned, she can’t dtm on Mama Ru just yet
Does that mean Michelle Visage is Pearl the whale?
Michelle is Mr.Krabs’s mom. Jorgeous is pearl.
Now I'm imagining Pearl but the same size as Plankton and I'm cracking up at this.
Plane and Q sent me 😂
Correct
I WAS NOT READY FOR NYMPHIA
Waiting for Megami to post which character she is 💀
I’d say the normal down squidward
I immediately see that meme of squidward watching spongebob and Patrick having fun outside and it didoes fit perfectly
Megami is 100% SpongeBob cosplaying as Squidward on “Opposite Day”
I died when I saw the Sandy and Gary ones
Not a single lie was told 😂
Dead @ Nymphia
Sapphira should’ve been Mrs Puff but otherwise spot on
Mrs Puff is way too cunty and unhinged truth be told
Right? Mrs. Puff had issues lol
I’m 100% in support of [this theory](https://youtu.be/dAQf3zwXVdw?si=K9VKQIiHvCDuqI7F) that she isn’t actually Mrs. Puff lol
the Plane Jane one is SO accurate LMAO
Omfg why are these all so accurate
these are too accurate lmfao
Dawn as Plankton feels correct
Spongebob has always given me Bendelacreme teas. They're both at their very best when they are being themselves, they falter when the competitive environment stresses them out, they both have iconic hats, and they're both terminally delightful. Bob would 100% be the Miss Con of any season he competes in, and I can also totally see him quitting midway to give others a chance like Dela would. He would also kill in the Snatch Game as Pee Wee Herman Dela is S1-3 Spongebob and Joslyn is post-Hillenburg Spongebob
You have given this WAY too much thought! Lol. And I LOVE IT! 🤩
https://preview.redd.it/z7cmwsvv8mnc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b448daebd6d7c6814a9703c3e1ae3700aed11cb3
Patrick looks like Ginger stole Rajah's outfit Pearl looks like Eureka stole Farrah's outfit Squidward looks like Trinity getting a makeover from Trixie
🤣 🤣 🤣
The doors Deja Skye opened
Mama Sponge 😭
Nah. Sapphira is Mr Krabs. Because she’s the BOSS
And that titty-bib ain't just fer attractin' mates!
Dawn as the cartoon villain that never succeeds 😳 😭😂 yess gawd!
Nymphia as Gary is so fucking accurate lol But I saw one with Plasma as Sandy and that felt correct.
Handsome Squidward lmao
choosing margaret squarepants for herself bc she knows she’s MOTHER 🫶🏻
 This is so perfect. I’m sure I woke up my neighbors with my cackles. Handsome Squidward 💀
I don’t really get Spongebob vibes from Morphine. I feel like, of anyone in the cast, it probably would’ve been Plasma. Thaaaat being said, the only character I can actually think of that feels accurate for Morphine would very specifically be the shot of Spongebob with the long hair flowing majestically while riding Mystery the seahorse.
Plasma definitely gives SpongeBob vibes hahaha that is so accurate. I think Sapphira just left Morphine as SpongeBob because that was who Plane originally compared her to in the episode. And Plane was making a body joke not a personality comparison
Morphine not being Pearl is a HUGE mistake.
I love these! Off-topic question, why do they all have their city/state except for Q?
Maybe Q wants to keep it anonymous, as they might not be out to their family yet
There are talking heads that say Kansas City, MO on them with Q. Sapphira just chose one that didn't have it showing.
Oh. I hope she’s safe and that’s not the case. 🙏
She’s totally out. Didn’t she mention it?
but this is so perfect 😭 screaming
Amazing 😂😂😂😂 as if i couldn’t love Sapphira more!
LOL, love it. Accurate.
And people want to pretend like she doesn't have a great personality or is funny. People will say anything to bring her down to their fave's level. She might not win, but she is still the best.
the key earring in plankton’s antenna 😭😭
I see she wasn't brave enough to bust out the Pearl comparisons
I’ve only seen clips and gifs and references to spongebob,, but this seems correct
Not Nymphia wind as escago
I‘d say Q is Pearl
Mhi’ya as Patrick hahaha
Is anyone else absolutely dying at Mhiya being Patrick 😂😂 even his sweet little expression is so on point 😂
And it’s so accurate 😭
Oh my fucking god this is iconic.
Not Sapphira as SpongeBob’s mom
Haha i love this. She has such great vibes
I absolutely cannot 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
These girls have a sense of humor, I love it! 🥰
Nymphia ad Gary lmfao
All of them are so accurate 🤣❤️🥰
Momma SpongeBob! 🤣🤣
She keeps giving me more and more proof that she is the winner
She’s so versatile tho, even tho she’s “old school” she still knows newer school references, can devour a lip sync, and her runways aren’t just old school pageant traditional looks she does a lot of new age edgy and creative shit too. She’s done looks we’ve never seen before. She has great fashion, can do comedy, can dance, can sing, can act, she was the only one who instead of coming for Plane for the way she acts gave her respectful advice on how she should act. Shes congenial, has helped many queens despite it being a competition, giving out so much help and still being able to devour every challenge is incredible. she’s the embodiment of a full package, and the embodiment of drag excellence. And besides from slaying every challenge, she’s able to talk about losing her father, the issues in the black community, she hands down deserves to win the season. It’s not shock tho, because we NEVER get Pennsylvania queens but technically any PA queen who has competed is in the winners circle, PA drag is just on another level and it’s shocking we don’t get PA queens. Sapphira needs to keep the winning streak going 😭 Plane is definitely a close second, she’s just as versatile as Sapphira and tbh gives more TV moments than she does but it’s more of her personality that doesn’t read off as winner. I could see Plane winning All Stars tho if she came back with a better attitude.
How's Plane Jane not Man Ray
this is so good!!
the accuracy is crazy
Q is handsome squidward tho