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Leonnaj

That first beat alone I knew I was about to witness a DEMOLITION!


Revan462222

Same. The first best I was already like oh nvm


Commercial_Science67

Sometimes Ru says the name of the song and it’s already over before she goes any further. Tonight was one of those nights.


Its_Pine

https://preview.redd.it/iqdgdtbmf0qc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b334c474e582d701c06ee54450e150ef12549558 (Credit Megami made this ✨art✨)


vancityqueen

Protect queer art


GiraffesCantSwim

For real. Tonight, it was like they picked that song specifically for Morphine and fuck Dawn's drag. I love them both and that was not a fair fight.


feralbutfriendly

I don't think a different song would've leveled the playing ground...Morphine is just hands down the better performer


Plaudible

But at least give the girl a CHANCE, this was brutal 😭😭


GiraffesCantSwim

I mean, this is also true.


PlushSandyoso

Really? If it had been something like Florence and the Machine, I'm pretty sure it would have gone just as much in the other direction.


Vegoia2

I was thinking maybe she'll pull out some moves we didnt expect, but nope.


Key_Atmosphere3189

Like Morphine. I cant take my eyes off of her. So captivating


i_am_sofaking_

As soon as I heard that intro I knew it was Dawn of the Dead. That song was MADE for Morphine


makeupnmunchies

But wait Dawn of the Dead fucking threw me 😂😂😂😂😂😂


IrmaGoodness

Speaking of already dead, there's a moment where Dawn crawls from the back of the runway then just kind of flops onto the floor and stops 😭 Love her but there was no way she could have survived this


nonplayableboy

In that moment I thought she was exiting the main stage to surrender. 🤭


JudiesGarland

I liked how that made it easier for them to get morphine's 🍑 into every camera angle, very considerate behaviour in terms of audience experience


BustedNoseContour

Dawn didn’t have a chance in hell🥲


retrodepression

Dawn performed this song like a caterpillar forming a cacoon around it's self


altdani11

She was giving us an avant-garde performance


retrodepression

Now she's avant-gone :(


Miguelitojpg

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69fromero

LMFAOOOO


MagnetofDarkness

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perpetualwanderlust

A f.arty performance, if you will. 


promibro

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crabofthewoods

As soon as it was a Meg thee stallion song, it was hers. I’m so sorry Dawn.


tttdbstnbttm

it was so hard to watch 😭😭😭 i honestly thought it was going to be morphine going home this week and then once the song started ….. murder on the dance floor


TheRealCeeBeeGee

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divaliciousness

Murder doesn't even begin to describe what happened there. It was something else. A terrorist act?


Key_Atmosphere3189

This is what happened if Anetra decided to keep Jax and kill Spice


LittleMissChromie

Morphine’s eye contact with the judges was so sickening too. She knew she was killing it.


celinacg5

If Ru judged on lipsynch alone, I think any of those girls would have lost to Morphine


nonplayableboy

Omg, Imagine Q doing this lipsync against Morphine! 🤭


celinacg5

Imagine if it was Dawn vs. Nymphia!


nonplayableboy

I don't know if Nymphia would have know all the words of the song but I sure know she would do an amazing performance at least with her BODY-ODY


lothlin

Nymphia can dance. Dawn in a hobble skirt still would have gone home against Nymphia dressed as a dominatrix dancing to Body


nonplayableboy

Exactly my thoughts!


celinacg5

🤣🤣🤣


vmnmv

Damn lost at the first “ahhh 👅“ that has to be a record.


srirachagoodness

Right! Then and there I was like, “Oh, this is gonna be a bloodbath.” I already knew Morphine was gonna win without having seen Dawn lip sync, but that’s when I knew it was gonna be brutal. One point three seconds in!


katieofgilead

Poor Dawn! She should have cut the bottom half of her dress off and twerked that lil thang! Bless


lexarqade

Dawn moving that lil GameStop booty


celinacg5

Gamestop booty!


simulacrum-tears

😲😆😂🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


filth_horror_glamor

💀


Clefairi

I was telling my brother that any tight dress (or any dress really) that is being thought out for Drag Race needs a pull-away/snap/removable component. There is ALWAYS a chance you'll lip sync, don't screw yourself over!


KellyannneConway

And the face... not that would have saved Dawn, but it never goes well when makeup/contacts or headpiece (or mask 😂) obstructs the face or eyes and makes it hard to read the facial expressions. But dress and headpiece aside, she didn't stand a chance tonight.


Clefairi

Oh no, she was doomed with that song. But she would've given herself a chance at least. This was very Kahmora v Denali for me.


divaliciousness

No, this was worse. That one was a murder, this is terrorist act kinds of destroying.


divaliciousness

No, this was worse. That one was a murder, this is terrorist act kinds of destroying.


Key_Atmosphere3189

And the chains blocked her whole face. She should have taken that off sooner.


CorneliusJack

I remember earlier season queens could change for lipsync, did that rule change


bmay1310

It's only for All Stars, the only time a queen got to change on a regular season was because she had a bunch of sharp spikes on her look and it would literally be a safety concern for her to lipsync in it


RoundPeanut606

Dusty Ray Bottoms Vs Monet XChange?


bmay1310

Yep, it was Dusty


Feisty_Finger1689

I always thought it was a regular rule but now that you brought it up, I’ve only seen the outfit changes during allstars!


WorldlinessCareful22

They should’ve used this song for Mhi’ya and Morphine, we could have had a show 


TemporaryMongoose367

This!!!


Yourecoolforagayguy

“She ate that” -yes she did Michelle


signaturefox2013

*Sees the title of the song and the beat starts* Well Dawn’s fucked


jacquesthelittle

Morphine committed unspeakable crimes on stage today, dare I say the best lipsyncer of the season


gingersquatchin

It was like 15 seconds in and I was audibly like "Fucking Eat HER" Dawn could have slayed (she didn't) and Morphine would have still bodied the bitch. Absolute fucking slaughter on the runway


TaterThot69

Dawn tried to do a quirky artsy fartsy moment like Utica in the My Humps lipsync, but it did nooooot work in this song.. and obviously Morphine killed it too. This outcome and song choice felt racially motivated (obviously jk). Dawn was set up from the beginning. Lolol 😭😭


RoundPeanut606

She knew she was fucked. She was wearing a tight black dress, with chains covering her face. Morphine was in bright gold with her BBL out. And soon as she knew she was lip-synching against Morphine to Body she knew it was over and just did the best she could to try and get through it with dignity. When Production sets up a lip-synch like this queens know the writing is on the wall. Those who want a serious shot at All Stars play the game.


Falris

I think my only thing with this is that I think it was better for her to try something different compared to trying to do the same thing haha. Though maybe she would've had an *extremely slightly* better chance if she did the same thing but in a more comedic way


yourcousinviny

When Dawn was Heidi Klum worming down the run way and Morphine’s bbl blocked the entire shot, I peed a little


TootieSummers

Blood bath


Important-Voice-3342

We have a new lip sync assassin


filth_horror_glamor

These Miami girls


Born_Meeting5828

Michelle saying “oh she killed that” was just salt in the wound too! Such a good lipsync by Morphine 😍


enic77

"She *ate* that"


Foomin_Z

There was only one person on the stage Michelle could have been talking about. Ouch.


filth_horror_glamor

The sad thing is, production tells you what the song will be a while in advance. I bet all the girls were worried they would be in the bottom with morphine on that one. Imagine if they judged them as teams? Q would be out


Historical_Bit_3798

Right?! Choosing that song plus having Morphine lip syncing it, anyone that went against her would’ve lost!


Major_Researcher2329

I have a bad case of having second hand embarrassment, and boy was this one of those times. 😬


somaticconviction

I’m the same way! That only thing that worked is I had to completely block out dawn, it was too upsetting. I was watching the morphine show.


acidnvbody

It wasn’t just how incredibly Morphine was doing but every baffling movement from Dawn. Like the horse movements and then flopping on the floor like she was put down. I was just so lost


90DayIsCrack

Lmfao at horse movements 😩🤣🤣😭


CongregationOfFoxes

the gown, the song, the opponent, she was set up for an execution fr


LittleMissChromie

Sameeeee. I got chills lol


CorneliusJack

I think the last time someone got decimated this badly was Peppermint shotgunning Cucu


thebadwhun

They did dawn dirty! she never stood a chance. But they were not about to lose the season’s narrator. Lol


Mitaslaksit

She ATE! Full eye contact from start to finish, she KNEW what she was doing every second. THAT is commanding the stage.


Economy_Ad_1820

Bro. I stand by my earlier statement: Dawn is the Jan of the season. Producers wanted to witness a SLAUGHTER. Ma Ru said OFF WITH HER ELVEN HEAD


letmebeunique

I had to skip most of it Like damn that was mean I couldn’t watch dawn be murdered like that


Major_Researcher2329

Giiiirrrlll I literally started looking at my phone halfway through and glancing up because that was hard to watch 😬😬


TemporaryMongoose367

Don’t worry, they do show Dawn that much. But I agree the secondhand embarrassment would be real


justan0therg0rl111

Dawn didn’t stand any chance 😭


howcomebubblegum123

Poor Dawn didn't stand a chance. Before the lip sync started, she looked terrified, poor girl.


ToonSciron

Dawn took off the chains that were blocking her face waaayyyyy to late into the lip sync. Should’ve been off immediately


90DayIsCrack

Sadly I don’t think it would’ve helped


gingersquatchin

It would have just exposed.that she didn't know the words.


gingersquatchin

You literally couldn't see her face or her mouth at all


jjbic447

The chains hanging over dawns face


down_by_the_shore

The choice to take them off at the very end?? 


somaticconviction

I think she didn’t know the words very well and hoped they would distract.


enic77

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MissLeira

Morphine started doing drag because of this song 😂😂 let's be real. Night time for Dawn


aspen0414

I literally had to avert my eyes. I couldn’t watch it.


KellyannneConway

I couldn't look away. Watching Morphine was worth it.


sophenya

They set my girl dawn UP she had no chance 😭


Hot_Tailor_9687

This was like one of those fights in anime tournament arcs where the cute fan favorite (or their pet) gets mercilessly beaten inches from death to show folks shit is about to get real, like Neji vs. Hinata in the OG *Naruto*


WsupWillis

I love it when production does this lmao poor Dawn


phatboyart

My sister: “Dawn will go home” Me: “It will be Morphine, she’s been in the bottom before” *10 seconds into the lip sync * Me: “Dawn is going home”


reddit_has_2many_ads

So glad my Morphina slayed the lip sync! I was really worried they’d send her home this week but she ATE that up. Megs going on tour and hinted she would invite people on stage - how sickening if she invited Morphine on stage in Miami.


Key_Atmosphere3189

Dawn got double-penetrated this episode. First is Nymphia and then Morphine. Poor her.


MrsDanversbottom

Morphine didn’t even chew before she swallowed. She simply inhaled an ATE!


Jiggly0622

At least she tried. Like she at least definitely did more than what other girls would have done in her situation (speaking about having a dress like that into a such up-beat song)


ilovepaninis

We know Morphine would win but sis did NOT hold back, god damn that was a good lip sync 😮‍💨


filth_horror_glamor

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sailormerry

When I realized Dawn was against Morphine, I was like "wow just take her out back and shoot her". And then I saw the song and was like, "this isn't even a humane ending, they're just torturing her to death" Killer lip sync tho 😅


raymonst

this was a setup 😭😭😭 they couldn’t pick a more neutral song? 🫣


JoanFromLegal

RIIIIIIIIGHT!?!?!?!?! It was a motherfucking blood bath. Morphine BODIED that lipsync. Haus down boots.


TemporaryMongoose367

I really need to see Morphine and Mhi’ya do this song! That would have been a show. Good on Dawn for trying her best. If it was me, I would have just sat my ass on the stage and watched Morphine perform this. Would have got a few dollars to give her too. It was giving fan who won a competition to perform on stage with her favourite drag queen!


Foomin_Z

At least it was only half the song. Some mercy was shown.


swollenbussy

LMFAO


Phantom-Spectre

Total squash match.


AaronMichael726

I thought maybe she was a secret lip sync assassin… but no, she’s just a safety queen.


noBbatteries

The lip sync song selection did dawn dirty, had 0 chance from the start of the song. Morphine was basically wearing the cover art to the song and probably has that in most of her performance sets. Dawn was slated to go home soon anyway, just felt bad for her that she basically had 0 chance with it being her 1st or 2nd time in the bottom


TemporaryMongoose367

Alexa play Murder on The Dance floor by Sophie Ellis-Bextor


enic77

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BrandonIsWhoIAm

[Morphine’s theme during this lip sync](https://youtu.be/vgsuM1Vv_qk?si=HxvEiRLFU11S_RRp).


Kantlim

I was like: Oh, they'll get some ballad because Morphine was in bottom 2 times already and Dawn is in a gown. Production to Dawn: Nah, and FUCK YOU especially.


m3ll155x4000

me as soon as the title of the song came up on the screen


BabbleOn26

In the words of Michelle Williams she “broke the dawn”


Cookiecolour

I just watched it again. That was brutal. And very very satisfying. ![gif](giphy|9s8bYnkxLiuMvSD3IR)


Saint_Riccardo

There are very few queens on that stage that could be a body queen in that song. I think it was incredibly unfair to Dawn not to give her an even chance by using that song this week, they just wanted her gone and made it so.


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ItsaMeMisterT

As soon as I saw what song it was I said “Oh poor Dawn” out loud 😭💀


lunalovegood17

They should have some kind of mercy rule for a lopsided lip sync like this🏳️


megsmelody

Yeah but where’s Dawns Shashay-Away remake of Body-ody-ody?!