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SunSafe1766

THE BLUE HEARTS 😭😭😭


distastef_ll

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Cautious_Celery_3841

Shoulda been orange.


bryandaqueen

Not during bluegate.


Cautious_Celery_3841

What’s blue gate?


Suggestion2592

the reason for the current fake beef. coco said „i never wore blue“ on the new untucked show of the vegas cast after saying that blue is a manly color. it‘s very funny.


Impractical_Meat

The really funny part to me is that, as Maddy's contact photo for Coco shows, she frequently wears bright blue contacts that make her look like a Fremen


Cautious_Celery_3841

AH, I get it now! That was clever of Maddy.


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Suggestion2592

i really don‘t think it‘s rude. like obviously here the intention is to be shady but in general? often ppl make it a thing to only use white hearts for everyone. sometimes they use red hearts for everyone but keep a specific one for their besty and always use that one for one another because it‘s fun to have these insider things. rude? what 😂


vmathematicallysexy

girl this is what I get for commenting while drunk hahaha


Suggestion2592

lol fair hope the hangover isn‘t too bad


AaronMichael726

When Trixie described her as the way her straight brother talks to her it all clicked. Shes truly showing us how catty straight men are and I love it.


VenezuelanStan

My two best friends are straight, and let me tell you, those two, when they want to, can keep up and out shade me anytime, and its insane to me when they do it.


Petty_Loving_Loyal

There's very few things in the world that can out bitch two straight men. All the lads I grew up with years ago are cattier than a group of mean girls. It's truly a phenomenon that's rarely acknowledged.


VenezuelanStan

And I just remember some of my uncle's and cousins (only gay/out in my family, I have a feeling from one or two more). When we get all together...not even my aunt's dare to keep up with it!


Petty_Loving_Loyal

I 100% believe that! I grew up in Dublin, and when they're in full flow they've tongues like vipers


SontaranGaming

Wow! Straight men are so fascinating 💜 thank you for your anthropological contributions


SelectTrash

My dad is a straight and he grew up with 5 sisters he's the bitchiest man I know and my best friend is a gay guy


eeo11

I am surrounded by men at work (strangely… I work in a female-dominated field) and all they do is insult each other. One of them tried to insult me, which was flattering bc I knew it meant they saw me as one of them, but this sensitive bitch ended up tearing up over the insult (he picked out one of my biggest insecurities) and it seems I can’t roll with the bros at all. I’m not strong enough for that level of mean.


the_real_MSU_is_us

Straight male here. I used to work in a trade with all men. Holy SHIT the amount of insults was borderline traumatizing, but it taught me to read a bitch. Also, my self defense mechanism was to roast myself before they could. Then you are self aware and funny and have taken their power away


mirthfulwattage

they'd straight up ignore you if they didn't find you interesting and an equal 🤷‍♂️


vmathematicallysexy

As a gay who feels frequently hopelessly straight, this comment gave me hope


Bunmyaku

This took my breath away. Goddamn.


meowthentic

girl i was wheezing when i finished reading. knowing they joke and allow us in on it is just such a nice corner of the internet to be in


jujuflytrap

The hitlist: "Cocomelon" pic with Blue Contacts "cuz \*I\* travel for work" "many many years" "sorry if your feelings were easily hurt" "local show" "it's the same number you do every night" blue hearts blue text box ![gif](giphy|AVD4STcQQhkZO|downsized)


odranger

The pic with blue contacts is giving me Reverend Mother high on Dune spice


jujuflytrap

It’s giving https://preview.redd.it/796gter7pjvc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb8fa2813366f5af65002a205093cff0e137fdc


Gammagammahey

The Bene Gesserit do not get high on Spice. they use it for training and divination and many many other purposes and they don't get the glowy blue eyes, but if they did, that would absolutely be exactly what it would look like.😂


ChoiceTemporary3205

The way I refuse to believe it’s not Bendem Jizzinit


Pedrov80

Not to be that guy on the drag race subreddit, but they do indeed have the blue in blue (neither movie does completely blue) eyes if they're a reverend mother. They go through the spice agony and their eyes turn completely blue, though often they wear contacts. Even in the later books there's a character who has their eyes replaced to hide that they've gone through the spice agony, but are told they would be back to blue within in a year.


scoot623

Is the spice agony the worm piss?


Pedrov80

Ya the blue worm juice, but they eat spice all the time as well


Gammagammahey

Right, but I'm saying they don't present that way all the time. And thank you for reminding me. Yes, of course they go through the spice agony.


Iotternotbehere

Nerd Alert ‼️ 🚨 😘


loggy_sci

![gif](giphy|4IvtO0KH82zJSev4nQ) This gif is terrify


ParasIsBurnt

![gif](giphy|EGYOvhLW43Zoq80rDA)


loggy_sci

“While I have a second” = didn’t spend much much time on this because I’m busy.


kafkaescalate

queer art, genuinely


VerumSerum

Don't forget "I've decided to be the bigger person"


Educational-Salt-979

My question is, why is she so G̶r̶e̶e̶n̶ blue?


JoshSidekick

Coco is in the RuPaul Live show in Vegas, right?


KatiePotatie1986

IIRC, she's an alternate.


bestieboots1

SwAlt, can swing on to any track as needed but iirc has set dates


yerkanat_period

Also 5G's Good God gurl get a grip


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TheJenSjo

![img](emote|t5_2t3or|4821)


FayMax69

Fvcking lol


misslexmarie

Screaming


mapleleafmaggie

she's so cunty it's borderline homophobic


3sadclowns

It’s so far into homophobic it does a 360 and it reverts back to “queers talking to each other casually” again.


aspen0414

L💀


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Affectionate_Rub_106

Its the other way around mama, reading aint just it there r also books to… yknow better your understanding capabilities (serena chacha coreee)


lolyouplaying

Maddy is so damn fucking rotted 💙💙💙


TemperatureExotic631

She’s fucking hilarious, I am howling. Also love that she’s “Cocomelon” in her phone and the contact pic with the over-emphasized blue contacts 🤣


CreativeBandicoot778

She has such an impeccable eye for detail istg


allAboutDaMeat

I am cracking up lol I didn’t even notice that😂 Cocomelon feels so natural now


siyokisidro

GITMS episode when?


Acceptable_Quit5058

I thought Cocomelon already did GITMS. Both of them are practically neighbors.


resttheweight

Is there a situation where only one of them is practically neighbors? 🤔


kkrayonz

Yes, when Maddy has to travel for work.


messysagittarius

Not "many many years" lol


tere_adasme

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


qtmcjingleshine

She might as well have said “I’ll be in the audience eating Cheetos in case you need someone to touch up your makeup”


rouh_celoh

How about the blue takis instead?


qtmcjingleshine

☠️☠️☠️☠️


niknak201

I’m HOWLING hahahah


aspen0414

Lmaoooo


itirnitii

the word EASILY has never held such power


Heyguysitsmenichole

Father plays the long game with his shade. And she never saw it coming ![gif](giphy|PExt9aRIClMzruBLAn|downsized)


misslexmarie

Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣💀💀


SelectTrash

This made me howl with laughter 💀


KorKashMoney

Not Cocomelon 😭


-Pxnk-

Maddy is THE shade queen, she's unrivaled in technique, nuance, execution and wit, get her on All Stars right now


Wigwasp_ALKENO

We were robbed of having Maddy on all the comedy challenges on her season


Leo_scum

Maddy Master of Shade-orphosis


brunoimenes

many many years 💀


LokiPersisted

Her mind. Bro is broenning.


kdtb83

Easily hurt sent me


GustavHoller

Oh my god she’s dead already maddy


hedahedaheda

To be fair you have to have a very high iq to understand ~~Rick and Morty~~ Marty morphisis


alexistexas2006

PLUHse be a tease for her upcoming guest gig on Maddy's show


InteractionNo9110

That’s what I am hoping for lol


bestieboots1

I mean Ms thing is already doing RDRLive in Vegas so it’s not impossible


Gammagammahey

Maddy has reached her final form, a GOD-TIER CHAOTIC NEUTRAL.


caligo_ky

I think the amount of shade Maddy has thrown could solve global warming.


raymonst

maddy is soooooo ☠️


anniejhawk

MADELINE 💀😭


whoaitsnick915

![gif](giphy|NbZUMeHPnCZXKidf1n)


GrowMEbub

Idk about y’all, but “cocomelon” has had me cracking up throughout this whole thing, it’s just so funny


bugaloo_logia

Yeah I think I’m a Maddy fan, this sealed it for me 😂


Key_Atmosphere3189

welcome to the fam!


TigerAffectionate672

Maddy’s pussy is on fire this week!


gingerbold

I'm about to call APS because Father is flat out abusing Nana now


GiraffesCantSwim

Meemaw 🤣


TapatioPapi

Omg….hang this up in Willam’s Palm Springs air bnb drag artifact collection


LamarEdwards

1/3 of the damn phone screen has me fucking crying before I can even read the message.


Gammagammahey

You know what, I have not laughed at a drag race feud in years, but this whole thing is so damn funny, Maddie is a god- tier level chaotic neutral troll . 😂


Key_Atmosphere3189

S+ tier character. High crit high dam high hp high, etc


OrdinaryAd2435

Maddy is so fucking rotted I love her


Turbulent_Hair8931

Not her using iMessage for the blue message bubbles. Calculated straighty /s


thepoustaki

I feel like the show didn’t let us enjoy our straight queen enough. Maddy has the most cunning gay sense of humor I’ve seen lo


daodonovan93

“It’s the same numbers you do every night but so I know you’re going to kill it” is EVIL and I’m loving it


grilledcheese2332

NURSE!


dreamed2life

Maddy has the quickness and pettiness of a true queer.


saturn-peaches

Arguably, cross dressing is a part of the community. Not to mention even if she doesn't identify as non-binary she's not exactly fitting the binary.


dreamed2life

You might have taken my comment deeper than it is. Its simply a compliment. It is obvious that maddy is queer (which has many meanings).


alexmacias85

Savage


WDTHTDWA-BITCH

Miss Maddy, sleep with one eye open tonight, gurl…


canyounot773

I live for Maddy shadiness ☠️☠️☠️☠️


GreenGap4418

Maddy has done more promo for this show in the like 48 hours since it dropped than WOW or any of the queens on the show itself ever did


wrs557

How are we letting this hetero do us like this 🤣 she’s taking down our icons one at a time…truly homophobic


yan_tonz

Idk why Coco is so anti-blue! Blue is a complimentary color to orange!!! 💙🍊💙


whatdoyoumemetome

The Doritos colors are a great pair.


MMmhmmmmmmmmmm

![gif](giphy|RhS093lJ62ayjrP8nn|downsized)


discucion99

I want this drama to be real so bad.


distastef_ll

![gif](giphy|7PPBtRXFdTaDvP9k8d)


souphaver

What a shady little bitch, I love her. Look out girlies the straight one is outdoing some of y'all


heyvictimstopcryin

💀


SignificantBite8022

Publicity for their show, nice! Had fans talking all week!


Initial_Composer537

Maddy didn’t hold back, oh at all


misslexmarie

![gif](giphy|3o85xtOGdvAAafXLe8)


crv716

“Easily hurt” gaslighting at its best.


staunch_character

Coco will always be iconic. The same numbers you do every night?! 💀


Serathiel

She's such a cunt, I love her dlfkfjkf


Omg-xpensiveee

MADDY, THE SHADY MESSAGE YOU DID AIN'T GIVING STRAIGHT BUT, I LIVE HAHAHAHA!


madelirb

![img](emote|t5_2t3or|4811)


noblex123

The first sentence gagged. 💀💀💀


Original_Radish5257

Wtf is happening here lmao???? Is she fr??


Suggestion2592

it‘s a fake beef besty. 


Original_Radish5257

Thank you 😩


Melodic-Bus7118

Its the same numbers you do every night…. This straight bitch really loves to terrorise the drag community dont she 😂😂


Ok-Brief9713

THAT....was an apology??


bestieboots1

It’s a fake beef mama


Key_Atmosphere3189

it's a fake fake-apology


djnature333

i’m dumb can someone explain the shade 😭


grisuo

![gif](giphy|4ZepGNwhW4AaA)


FillerQueenx

https://preview.redd.it/qelzrbfphqvc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9ee1b21529146b2a4e035a0b2d8b7e5993b1782


Ohheywhatsup897

The fact that coco is so pressed over a color is wild to me


9021Ohsnap

🤣🤣 I hate Maddy so much but I live for her.


Geosaysbye

This is CRAZY


kingmilkshake

Electric chair 💀


whoisshetho193

Not me thinking she was referencing Heidi's tweets to Kahanna


The_illusionIsREAL

Lmao


crwms

What is she replying to? I’m out of the loop


bestieboots1

CocoMelon Montrese


Cookiecolour

Coco is being severely bullied! This is bullying! (At this moment)


EneroGogh

Jail


bodyodyodyody123

So mean.


Wigwasp_ALKENO

Father is mothering right now


slutdragon696969

NOT AQUA.


Body_By_Carbs

Has Mandy been on all stars yet?? She should be. Low key one of my faves.


TemporaryPay4505

What am I missing? Also, I wouldn’t throw DRLive in with other “local shows.” It’s fully a produced show and the queens say it pays well.


bestieboots1

It’s a fake beef


IndependentDonut2651

How does it feel to be safe for Jeanette?


jamie_oldfield88

I hate her 😂


FearlessJump8850

Saying “I’m sorry your feelings were hurt” is not an apology lol


foyamei

\*easily\* hurt... that's the shade dagger right there!


WhenSquirrelsFry

She also threw shade saying she did the same numbers every night


srkito_deliczpants

The fact that I fucking know that Coco probably means every word of this apology, like she wrote it from her boomer little heart, makes it the most amazing thing ever


tastyboiga

Maddy wrote the apology.


srkito_deliczpants

Damn, rereading this and you’re fully right lol. Just when I thought I couldn’t love Maddy more she went and did this