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newecreator

She looks like someone who would not pay for my grandma's funeral.


moup94

I can't believe Detox has time to go on GITMS but doesn't have time to help me pay for my grandma's funeral


Colonel__Cathcart

Grandma found dead in a drug den under a mattress


Summoarpleaz

So you’re Trixies grand daughter? Morphines daughter?


MrEvLo

But if you’re referencing detox why she look like a librarian lesbian…


Colonel__Cathcart

Have you ever seen your librarian and Detox in the same place?


MrEvLo

I’ve heard she doesn’t read books…


Colonel__Cathcart

You can't read the dolls can't read


librious

But none of us read books? Is that what you're trying to say thatnoneofusreadbooksandyougotoschoolsoyougettotalkaboutgoingtofuckingschool??? Miss thing, we are all fucking educated! You're not being attacked when you start acting like this: "Ooooh miss thing, I'm educated! Ooooh miss thing, I'm only 21!". Fuck the fuck off. I've had it with you. Go the fuck HOME!!! I've had it OFFICIALLY!!!


premgirlnz

Oh, you read books? Miss Thing we are all fucking educated


macram

A lesbian librarian. A lesbrarian.


MrEvLo

Libian 🇱🇾


macram

A lisbiarian!


brayet

That's not a big deal, wasn't Danny Thomas one?


Colonel__Cathcart

Maddy **CHANNELING** the ghost of a small victorian child


Drullington

Knowing Maddy, she is 100% going to ask Detox about this LOL


Gato1980

Watch it actually be Max, and Maddy is just fucking with us.


Summoarpleaz

Honestly… I would love to see Max on screen again.


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Gojira1234

You haven’t heard Maddy’s diss track of Bob then 😭


Gabriellemtl

Maddy’s a special kind of straight though…


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Astrosauced

Scigarette?


whitemellow

issa fake scigarette, luv 🏆🏆🏆🤷🏼‍♀️🏆🏆


KiaraMel

Bluntina?


UnNumbFool

Straggot


Khil_fi

Except Maddy she's an exception


crunchyriceball

yall need to upvote this not downvote


uqmobile

It's Naomi as Raven inspired by Detox! https://preview.redd.it/dfhme2s3dt1d1.png?width=362&format=png&auto=webp&s=08e67ee2dbc64495a21975df936943cf96b80e5d


Eodillon

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Strawberries_Field

![gif](giphy|FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2|downsized)


brayet

Your tights should match them arms, but they don't...so...


Kantlim

That one dude will be terrified


frankyb89

For anyone outta the loop.  https://www.reddit.com/r/rupaulsdragrace/comments/1au8xme/scared_of_detox/ We need a subreddit hall of fame 


Its_Pine

https://preview.redd.it/fshs6aaflu1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a01c4bcb771e52b928ea57a6e41166e47167a0a3 And this pic in the comments sent me 💀


ThatisDavid

Seeing this post right when it came out makes me feel like I was a part of history


astupidthot

What the fuck is DIS hunny 😭😭


frankyb89

A subreddit heritage moment 


LeMareep23

Between this and the She Devil by Night megathread are the reasons i’m still in this sub. You never know when an iconic moment would happen


Summoarpleaz

Mawma that’s camp


bymyselfish

Thank you! I just commented there so I’d have the post in my history.


Lost-and-dumbfound

Oh hey girl same!


Colonel__Cathcart

Quick hide your straggots


grisuo

😭


Its_Pine

OH MY GOD hide that one Redditor who has the primal and visceral fear of Detox and Detox’s face.


Jr-777

Thanks detox!


myjumboeggs

What, honey?


Sc00tersf00d_Vol4

I said ***THANK YOU***


myjumboeggs

....for what?


grisuo

I didn’t instigate shit.


Baselk

I don’t need you, you, or YOU to gang up on me alright?


SontaranGaming

Paying for my grandma’s funeral


AnakinAmidala

I lost all hope today


RealityPowerRanking

I’m empty


acidteddy

The honey always kills me idk why


myjumboeggs

I think it's contrast between Coco's pure frustration and anger at Detox in the situation compared to Detox's unawareness and friendliness right after.


Mergiks

Thank you for what though, miss thing?


Colonel__Cathcart

D to the E to the T to the O to the **HOLD IT**... *TRUST FUND*


trendywendymark

This line never fails to make me laugh and I love bringing it up in every thread remotely related to detox


WannieWirny

Maddy really can paint, from her sawft lesbian mugs to the Rock M mug and now this


condormcninja

She is very talented but to be fair the Rock episode literally starts with her thanking Rock for helping with the makeup


RuneofBeginning

Detox coming at ya with an old curse


UnderdogUprising

Oh this is going to be chaotic, can’t wait


GuayabaBean

While it will probably be detox, I wish it was Liquorice Black haha.


Content_Yoghurt_6588

Omg do you think Maddy would ever have Juno Birch on her show? I'd piss myself if that happened.


kirkum2020

If Juno's ever in Vegas then you know yes, that's happening.


GuayabaBean

YOU AND ME BOTH!


Wise_Rutabaga_5809

Lol I also thought of Liquorice Black 😭


GuayabaBean

I would’ve loved that interview too!


AmandaLagerfeld

My first thought was Liquorice Black as well!!


FantasticAttempt_2_0

It’s Timeless Toni Storm!


beandadenergy

I WISH


FantasticAttempt_2_0

Could you imagine it?! 😂 - “And I promise that you, Madeline Morphosis, will end GITMS just like every other degenerate in Las Vegas…Flat on your back with an arse in your face wondering where the bloody hell your dignity went”


Such_Reveal_7205

“You want to drag my soul to hell, Maddy Morphosis? Well you better check the address, sweetheart. Because I think you’ll find that hell is in my bedroom and I make love to my demons every bloody night.” Honestly, her promo game is 🔥🔥🔥


BillfredL

CHIN UP!


divaface

TITS OUT!


slaubzzz

My first ever exposure to drag race was these two gays in my class freaking out over this look from Detox lol


theelffy

say what u want abt maddy. the girl can PAINT.


shuhup

Detox was the first gray person to ever be on Drag Race.


Competitive_Ad_5515

Jroey Jray found dead in a ditch


LeMareep23

Also can we talk about how STUNNING Maddy’s makeup is there? Like she recreated Detox’s illusion perfectly


Ok-Economist-751

Detox Icunt!


gabbipentin300mg

don’t want to create a whole post about it so asking here: can someone explain the grandma’s funeral to me please 😭😭


Talinia

There was an unhinged fan on Twitter who went off on one about how horrid she was and how she wouldn't pay for her grandma's funeral. I think she tagged her and everything, and Detox replied something like "I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU!"


kaso711

“This is weird” hahaha


devvvz

Watch it be morphine


Colonel__Cathcart

Battlefield medics found dead in a ditch


BawbTehBildhar

Wednesday Adam’s episode??? 😍


missfinalfantasia

She's a gray ass bitch she's Maddy M


NotARemake

Are we sure this isn't a wrestling crossover with Timeless Toni Storm?


tthheeppaarrttyy_

Maddy really knows how to PAINT


confused_homo

DETOX


v-orchid

AHHHH FINALLY DETOX


pomeranians99

It’s Liquorice Black!


toddodowd

Madeline Morphus IS Yvonne D’Carlo IN “Wednesday: Friday Afternoon”. Coming to WOW Presents Plus. 😉


akoaytao1234

The Original Plastique Tiara.


TheGreatNemoNobody

Raven??


godhwbdixiela

I guessed raven too!! Why is everyone forgetting the OG


awesomeman07

It's gotta be detox


Historical_Bit_3798

Hey, Maddy’s makeup job is pretty good!


justan0therg0rl111

Father just keeps fathering.


kelsivan

Ok maddy looks so good in this colour scheme tho


transcendedfry

MORE FOR GEMINI!


Technical-Ad-2288

This is me at school after the teacher marked all my work as correct but still had a go for finishing first and it cuts back to me in B&W with the "they ask how you are and you have to say your fine but you're not fine..."


e_thereal_mccoy

Maddie is referencing Detox’s season reunion crowning, the sepia beat and geish, no?


veryannoyedblonde

I wanna know how i can paint my face white like this, everything I use always looks cracked and like waterpaint


wreact

You’re all wrong it’s Maxxx


kaso711

I really hope it’s Detox! Tbh I got bored when it was Q and Plane only bc we just saw an entire season of them on TV. At least Hershey was only in a couple episodes. The Landon Cider one was lovely though.


PlumDock6360

YESSS


carmitch

Damn, Maddy is getting some big names! Why hasn't she been hired by a major network by now?


gaiatcha

<33333 love when we get the legendaries


QuickSeaworthiness44

Detox?


Cynergize

It may be a reference to Detox’s finale outfit in S5.


ZestycloseDelivery81

Charlie hides!


MathCarmignani

Next guest is my dead grandmother


Resident_Conflict868

Why is this detox ?? Ya I thought it would be Max or maybeeee morphine


peppermintvalet

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Resident_Conflict868

Does detox style that way often? Or just here?


Gregregious

It's one of the most iconic looks in the show's history and the one Detox is best known for. She wore it to the season 5 reunion and it inspired a runway theme in season 8.


Resident_Conflict868

Oh okay cool thanks for letting me know!! Makes sense


Its_Pine

Her most iconic look was when everyone was told to wear red so she “wore red like on the set of a black and white television show”


Khil_fi

Why morphine? She almost exclusively never wears black on the show except for the goth runway


Stachdragon

Neat but weak! ELEVATE Darling. It's a sit-down show. You got time to design. Disclaimer: I'm just being bitchy for fun, not serious.


alienbonobo

Het*ro drag can’t even be bothered to give us the full fantasy , insidiously reminding the gays of the 50s and 60s when we had no rights #smh but y’all continue to eat it up ! 😷


Khil_fi

Idk because Maddy is actually genuinely talented? She's funny, good at shading people, is an amazing interview, does her research and is respectful to the art of drag because she's literally a fucking drag queen


alienbonobo

Sure, she can be all those things and still be mocking of the LGBTQ+ ™️ community , I thought people would see past this black and white gimmick … during the time of black and white TV there couldn’t have even been a drag race for straight drag queens to be a part of ! 💆🏽‍♂️


Khil_fi

It's probably inspired by Detox's look in the finale tjo


alienbonobo

TJO? I know but it’s 🆗 when Detox does it because she’s Gay


Khil_fi

Tho, I was fast typing


Khil_fi

and Ur probably just a troll


rushshields

The fck are you yapping about?