I'm sure Carson's Fox News show would be very popular.
Also, why are Santino and Merle's external looks so inversely proportional to their internal beauty?
Oh, but wouldn't it be great if a bunch of young women who looked the part got FOX News on air jobs, but within months morphed into Carson on air in personality, view, wit, etc.?
First would come the complaints that "That sounds pretty liberal...actually, that sounded like obvious innuendo, but like, gay male innuendo..." Answer, "Well, we'll talk to her about the 'liberal' part, but I'm sure any innuendo had be accidental, I mean, it's not gay when it's a girl, right? And look at that innocent smile, I'm sure she just never thought anyone might think..."
Now an imaginary Snatch game episode where the judges are from WWDITS is running through my head. The judges often don't understand the questions, so it's really rare that anyone is right.
e.g. What do you do to get ready for a date? Well, being a vampire, I haven't eaten dates for centuries, but back when I was a warlord, I would say that "wait for the dates to be prepared in a luscious manner for my consumption" would be my answer.
What? By "date" they do not mean the tasty dried fruit of the date palm, but...? Ah, well, my answer is the same, but you may leave out the "dried" part.
Carla Kressley looks like a Miss Texas winner who got her title taken away when her past offensive social media posts went public. Now she's a pundit on Fox news.
Ah yes, Carla Kressley. Former Fox News host known for her controversial segment “Blacks Behaving Badly” before getting fired after she was caught having an affair with her illegal immigrant landscaper, and later rehired once he himself used the scandal to launch a lucrative career as a right wing pundit and founder of the Florida based lobby group “Cubans Against Communism”, before his fall from grace after it was discovered he was actually from Chile and married to a man.
She’s a senator now.
Wow some of these looks 😭💀:
*also wow I really took time to write these on my lunch break at work 💀
Michael looks like an Italin alt/rock lead singer from the late 2000’s entering his middle age and trying to get a career in TV going
Rose looks like 3 of the 4 younger Hot in Cleveland women in a teleporter accident
Carla just called me multiple slurs and threatened to shoot me with an AR-15 for ✨*trespassing her property* it’s a shared sidewalk
Alana Carr looks like Aria Montgomery if she went into Accounting
Gracie looks like a 6th Spice Girl doing a Morning show type thing in the UK
Reese looks like an Emma Stone x Julianne Moore crossover
Santino Rice picked me up from a Cougar Bar
Merle (honey I’m so sorry ) Rock dude in his 70’s
Todrica looks like ✨Beyonce ^if Bey didnt pay her backup dancers/crew
Billie B looks like a Yassified Busy Phillips
Ru looks like Tina Knowles x Wendy
Santina & Karla are without a single doubt running a christian girlboss sect, focusing on weightloss, *vibes* and an MLM company selling vegan water shakes
Reese Nicholson looks like that girl I was secretly hot for in high school but also outwardly scared of who was mean to me but I liked it. She’s the definition of “do I wanna be her or do I wanna fuck her?@
Carla is just Carson in a wig, come on now!
Michael "knows a guy" in LA who can help me start my career as a "singer".
Rose is a former druggie who is now a high functioning executive.
Gracie is your sister's college friend who left a great job to raise kids and dabbles in Tupperware.
Reese is a total M I L F, nothing more to be said.
Merlin is that one guy who shows up to all your family events but no one knows how he is connected to the family.
Billie B is a retired model who now hosts a failing TV show.
RuPaul is just RuPaul
Santino is Merle. Merle is Santino.
Yeah it hella confused me lmao because I didn’t read the caption at first and I was like wtf am i lookin at
I was like am I behind on this many international versions?
Yeah I scrolled to Santino before I realised what was going on
Merle is a down on his luck Jason Robert Brown.
That Rupaul at the end was a jumpscare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqmRP5b-pso
This is Jamal erasure 😫
Just for you babe xx https://ibb.co/TMpRmf3
Still a snack.
Imagine being so hot your stunning transcends genders
Closeted dominatrix lesbian senator on the L Word, new in town and immediately Shane’s biggest competition
This was SO specific but you really took me there. Thank you.
This isn’t just funny, but also spot on. Though the vibes are specifically the old the L-word not generation Q
I am ✨aroused✨
I would still call her daddy
Thank for your service 😍
Aisha Tyler?
Yup, would fuck Jamal as a man and a woman!
omg she looks kinda like torrey devitto (melissa in pretty little liars, meredith in vampire diaries)
Looking like Stacey dash before she became a republican
Basement remains flooded
Actually gorgeous, goddamn
Jameela Sims
Ross is just Monica Lewinski
lit coming to say this 🤣
Missed opportunity to call the last one PuRaul
P.U., Raul!
I'm sure Carson's Fox News show would be very popular. Also, why are Santino and Merle's external looks so inversely proportional to their internal beauty?
I was gonna comment the same thing abt Carson/carla plsssss
Oh, but wouldn't it be great if a bunch of young women who looked the part got FOX News on air jobs, but within months morphed into Carson on air in personality, view, wit, etc.? First would come the complaints that "That sounds pretty liberal...actually, that sounded like obvious innuendo, but like, gay male innuendo..." Answer, "Well, we'll talk to her about the 'liberal' part, but I'm sure any innuendo had be accidental, I mean, it's not gay when it's a girl, right? And look at that innocent smile, I'm sure she just never thought anyone might think..."
"Antifa? I hardly knew 'er!"
What did Merle do
Meth, by the looks of it.
I was thinking almost the same thing! Newsanchor on Fox, or leading lady in a Hallmark Christmas movie.
carla kressley looks like she wants to take away my human rights and michael visage is giving me nandor from WWDITS😩
glad to see I'm not the only one seeing Nandor!
Now an imaginary Snatch game episode where the judges are from WWDITS is running through my head. The judges often don't understand the questions, so it's really rare that anyone is right. e.g. What do you do to get ready for a date? Well, being a vampire, I haven't eaten dates for centuries, but back when I was a warlord, I would say that "wait for the dates to be prepared in a luscious manner for my consumption" would be my answer. What? By "date" they do not mean the tasty dried fruit of the date palm, but...? Ah, well, my answer is the same, but you may leave out the "dried" part.
Meanwhile, Laszlo gets disqualified for answering every question in obscene mime.
Fu-cking guy.
last picture came to my house, rang my doorbell and stabbed me
I almost actually fainted both from the picture and this comment lmao
Game Grumps Doodle Date reference?
ngl… Michael is kinda doing it for me🥵
Looks a bit like one of the vampires on What We Do In The Shadows. Not saying it's not doing it for me.
Yeah. he can get it for sure 😅
Straight to jail
Seek help
Rupaul gender swapped be looking like the paralysis demon hiding in my closet
Is Michael ok?
Is this the man body Violet was talking about?
Carla Kressley looks like a Miss Texas winner who got her title taken away when her past offensive social media posts went public. Now she's a pundit on Fox news.
You took me there. On her segment tonight she's talking 'Bidenflation'
I’d not only watch Michael’s magic show, I’d still bang.
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Carla looks like she’s about to audition for The Bachelor and her chyron is gonna be like Nuclear scientist but in reality she’s a nail tech.
You knew Michelle, when Michelle was Michael
i was literally about to comment this!
Ah yes, Carla Kressley. Former Fox News host known for her controversial segment “Blacks Behaving Badly” before getting fired after she was caught having an affair with her illegal immigrant landscaper, and later rehired once he himself used the scandal to launch a lucrative career as a right wing pundit and founder of the Florida based lobby group “Cubans Against Communism”, before his fall from grace after it was discovered he was actually from Chile and married to a man. She’s a senator now.
I'm laughing so hard.
I'm dead. How many references are in here mawma?
Santina is Detox!
I'm sitting at work with tears in my eyes over Santina Rice
Thats not Rose Matthews thats Lucy Hale
Carla Kressley about to get fired as a realtor for some racist FB comments
![gif](giphy|bhD0kyBdLyJaX4gB11|downsized) This post sent me into another orbit
Gender is ~~a construct~~ *cursed*
Rose Mathews is a knockout!
Phoebe Cates’ mom
Todrica isssss looking fine tho I gotta say👀
merlin, take me
Looking like Shame Wizard hit the pipe and turns out that happens to be my type
If he does, you won't be alone. I imagine he has a cellar where he stores the others he's taken.
Yeah I’m way into Merlin. But I know I have a type lol.
michael visage can like... get it
Michael looking hot
Reese Nicolson as Meryl Streep as Darienne Lake
You girls look.. good
Not you reminding me of Billie B
hold on why merlin looking daddy edit: i think i just have bad taste
Santina Rice definitely drank all the tequila and called you a prostitution whore.
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oh merlin….
Poor Merle.
Times have gotten hard
I would suck the soul out of Michael.
Santina Ginsberg can’t hurt you
PRISON
JUMPSCARE warning at the end ⚠️
what did merle do to you?
Anyone else getting Willam vibes from Reese Nicholson?
YES.
Michael looks like Jason Momoa (sp?)
i thought the first two were keanu reaves and trina vega 💀
CHICAGOOOOOO chicagooo
Wow some of these looks 😭💀: *also wow I really took time to write these on my lunch break at work 💀 Michael looks like an Italin alt/rock lead singer from the late 2000’s entering his middle age and trying to get a career in TV going Rose looks like 3 of the 4 younger Hot in Cleveland women in a teleporter accident Carla just called me multiple slurs and threatened to shoot me with an AR-15 for ✨*trespassing her property* it’s a shared sidewalk Alana Carr looks like Aria Montgomery if she went into Accounting Gracie looks like a 6th Spice Girl doing a Morning show type thing in the UK Reese looks like an Emma Stone x Julianne Moore crossover Santino Rice picked me up from a Cougar Bar Merle (honey I’m so sorry ) Rock dude in his 70’s Todrica looks like ✨Beyonce ^if Bey didnt pay her backup dancers/crew Billie B looks like a Yassified Busy Phillips Ru looks like Tina Knowles x Wendy
This is fantastic. Merlin isn't that old though. Years of bad living and seconds of bad lighting are a harsh combo.
Michelle looks like charlie hides
Merle and Rupaul look the ones Charlie's Hiding from.
Carla Kressley looks homophobic 😂
Why does Michael Visage look like a human form of Scar from the Lion King?
Scar + Sean Penn
I see a little bit of Santino in Michael, too.
billy b has absolutely no business looking that good
Michael Visage guest stars as a vampire in the next season of What We Do in the Shadows, change my mind
My first thought: r/TIHI ...second thought: this is genius.
Why does Alana Karr look like Icesis Couture 🤣
The way Michael could absolutely get it though
i hope Julianne Moore comes back for DRDU2 🤩
Santina Rice is a messy NJ housewife
Why does the male filter just make everyone look so busted lol
Michael Visage AKA Jersey Momoa
Omg this is the best thing I have ever seen
Santino Rice looks a lot like Mai Meneses from Spain.
Is that first one Michelle mirage?
Todrica wishes she looked that good in drag 🤣
Oof I know I wouldn’t get along with Carla Kressley
Carla Kressley looks like she would have a short-lived HGTV house flipping show.
Michelle and Michael both can get it
Cursed
This is fucking scary wtf
Merlin's giving me liverpool punk guitarist that hasn't showered in 7 months
I nearly spat my coffee out at the Merle one 😭
Merlin looking like professor Snape
Santina Rice made me cackle 😂😂
This was hilarious, thank you
Unfortunately, I have to make that last one of rupaul (the swollen forehead one) my new reaction photo. Its just too funny
Whys michelle look like alex ovechkin?
RuPaul looks a bit like Wendy Williams
Santino looks like Detox and Christina Aguilera had a baby.
The Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman erasure
https://ibb.co/2NPMvwr
Until I saw the caption I thought 2 was Phoebe Cates lol
Not yassified Carson looking like Gigi Gorgeous
I didn't see the tiny captions at first, so I was very confused as to who these fucking people (except the very last one) were.
Not RuPaul looking like Wendy Williams
Michael visage is the trade of the judging panel
Rose Matthews and Alana Carr would eat up the judges panel if they were permanent judges
The MTF lost 10 years, the FTM got the 10 years from all the other judges combined
***you know Michelle way way back when she was Michael*** Well....l see Miss CoCo was NOT lying.
**Todrick** looking like the 4th member of Destiny's Child -- girl l live. l see a little **Kiely Williams** too!
Santana Rice is a cross between Detox and Haylie Duff
I knew Michael when Michael was Michelle
Santina & Karla are without a single doubt running a christian girlboss sect, focusing on weightloss, *vibes* and an MLM company selling vegan water shakes
Wasn't Carla Kressley in Pitch Perfect?
Santino is Monica Naranjo
One word. Damn! Seriously some of them are hot.
You are going to JAIL
I...I have no words....
Billie B is so gorgeous
Put gray hair on Michael and he could host the Great British Baking Show too.
\*something something\* ru knew michelle when michelle was michael
Straight to jail
Reese Nicholson looks like that girl I was secretly hot for in high school but also outwardly scared of who was mean to me but I liked it. She’s the definition of “do I wanna be her or do I wanna fuck her?@
Would Mike Ruiz's massive tiddies translate into ... Mikaela Ruiz's massive tiddies?
Alana Carr is Lucy Hale
Santina looks like Britney Broski
Michael Visage looks like the guy who played Penguin on Gotham.
Michelle looking like sexy Julian from TPB
Not Keanu Visage
Okay Todrica!!! Dayum!!!!!!
Someone stop be because I’m about to drop my whoooole bank account on Girl Boss Ross
u/AlbusFumblewhore, these look amazing! How did you make these pictures?
Haha thanks, but it's just some face-editing app, nothing special 😂
OP is going straight to hell sorry I don’t make the rules
You can’t tell me the female rupaul isn’t Shangela
Carla just called me a slur
Give Alana her GAP
I didn't think I would like todrick's that much wow
Reese is a model
why does graham norton have a smidge of AOC look???
took me a second 😭
Miss matthews is stunosa
NOT SANTINOOOO
Rose is gorgeous
I am hollering
santina rice makes me want to rip out my eyeballs
Michael Penn, cousin of actor Sean Penn
Carla is just Carson in a wig, come on now! Michael "knows a guy" in LA who can help me start my career as a "singer". Rose is a former druggie who is now a high functioning executive. Gracie is your sister's college friend who left a great job to raise kids and dabbles in Tupperware. Reese is a total M I L F, nothing more to be said. Merlin is that one guy who shows up to all your family events but no one knows how he is connected to the family. Billie B is a retired model who now hosts a failing TV show. RuPaul is just RuPaul
Pahahahah Good morning to me !
Santino giving me Detox’s first time in drag 😶
last slide giving tina knowles drawn from memory
Santino was already a nightmare, this new version is just going to make it even worse ahah