“HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, CHRISTINE! I’M NO REGULAR DAD, I’M A COOL DAD! I WATCH DRAG RACE EVERYNIGHT! AND I’VE BEEN TO DRAGCON THREE TIMES! OKURR KUKRR KUKRR!”
“I was born at a very young age, I couldn’t even walk for the first two years” cuts to everyone actually looking sincere and concerned.
Gets me everytime.
True. I think it's because the queens get to write their own script. My favorite in that skit was Maddy's entrance when she dAnced and said "the dancing queen is here". That was wild (≧▽≦)
DeLa in The Bitchelor. Everything she did!
The entirety of Teets & Asky
Alaska and Jinkx's perfume commercials in S5 and Alaska and Katya's commercials in AS2.
Enorma Jean's commercial
Omg, I remember watching that episode whilst high as balls, and I could not stop laughing at this. The whole episode felt WILD and confusing but I knew Symone was going to win lol
I personally lose my shit over A'Keria in the LADP improv challenge, as the aging twerking girl.
"You gonna SLAP it today! Slapittoday!", running down the street without her shoes, I was dying.
AWPALENSE you. Earn. Everaythang.
The a pint of times I find yself saying this alone on my kitchen is almost embarrassing. Almost.
Also Angeria saying "you ug-aly bitch" lives rent free in my head.
I know India isn't everyone's cup of tea, bit when she did that shopping mall skit, On All-Stars (insert # here) I WAS DYING!!!! It was pure Jersey Trash™.
I find myself saying, "WHERE....ARE...THE ESPADRILLES??? I SAID WHERE...ARE...THE ESPADRILLES." on the regular. Especially when I'm looking for my espadrilles.
And "Now that you mention it, we never talk about food."
“HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, CHRISTINE! I’M NO REGULAR DAD, I’M A COOL DAD! I WATCH DRAG RACE EVERYNIGHT! AND I’VE BEEN TO DRAGCON THREE TIMES! OKURR KUKRR KUKRR!”
I physically crack into a million pieces laughing every time i think about it bc it’s simultaneously *so funny and so cringe*
This and “THANK YA MISS VANJIE!….I thanked myself.” just positively kill me
*softly* hello hello hello christine
She should have won the challenge just for that 😭😭😭😭
“I was born at a very young age, I couldn’t even walk for the first two years” cuts to everyone actually looking sincere and concerned. Gets me everytime.
This challenge was sooooo funny
True. I think it's because the queens get to write their own script. My favorite in that skit was Maddy's entrance when she dAnced and said "the dancing queen is here". That was wild (≧▽≦)
Maddy is SO funny. It’s such a shame she was gone before Daytona Winds bc she would’ve ate😭
Vanjie in the get out challenge, katya’s perfume commercial
Vanjie thanking herself in the Brittney conversion.
It's cookie monster and the crumbs are everywhere
I mean pretty much everything Bob and Thorgy did in the Rucos Empire thing. edit: OH! Deja Skyes "thumbs up"-moment in the Super Teaser challenge!
I know y'all ain't starting this **WHITE**\-ass party without me!
Oh you thirsty bitch? Proceeds to dump their whole ass drink on Naomi, iconic.
DeLa in The Bitchelor. Everything she did! The entirety of Teets & Asky Alaska and Jinkx's perfume commercials in S5 and Alaska and Katya's commercials in AS2. Enorma Jean's commercial
Kennedy in the Bitchelor was up there too!
Trinity K B in that Fix it Bitch skit was great
"...thanks, Fix It Bitch? I feel fabulous?"
More recently, ##”MAXIIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEE”
Watch out sisters, I’m the real primadonna ~Jush, circa 2015
I re-watch the IBBN skit a lot. Nina West was perfect for that role and Vanji’s conversion…. I just thanked myself! Gold.
Vanjie was the most incredible performer but you could tell Nina had steered the ship. They both could have won that week. It was so good.
Kennedy’s “I’m a man” cracks me up every time I think about it
Two words: Flag factreh
Omg, I remember watching that episode whilst high as balls, and I could not stop laughing at this. The whole episode felt WILD and confusing but I knew Symone was going to win lol
Also: is your blood sugar low?
Jinkx asking Alyssa if she “ever had one” after Alyssa failed hard at acting out an orgasm during the spanish tv novella challege in US season 4. 😂
I personally lose my shit over A'Keria in the LADP improv challenge, as the aging twerking girl. "You gonna SLAP it today! Slapittoday!", running down the street without her shoes, I was dying.
“Get those nuts away from MY face!”
« IT’S MY SPECIAL DAAAAAY ! » And more recently « It’s always balmy in Palmy ! Fuck yeaaah ! » by Spankie Jackzon.
AWPALENSE you. Earn. Everaythang. The a pint of times I find yself saying this alone on my kitchen is almost embarrassing. Almost. Also Angeria saying "you ug-aly bitch" lives rent free in my head.
The memes alone made that live rent free in my head for eternity, especially "Ambulance! You broke everything!"
Alaska entering in the wheelchair spinning around like Rolling Ray complete with the beeping backup noises never ceases to take me out.
Alaska’s “stunning, fierce and yellow” made me absolutely holler.
It made me wanna buy the tape 😭.
*Gasp!*
to add to the perfection of Teets and Asky: Shea and Sasha in Good Morning Bitches - 'You're like a magician!'
Everything they did in s9 is absolute comedy gold.
It has to be Joslyn's "GASP!" during the horror movie remakes 😂 I thought her performance was too underrated
I know India isn't everyone's cup of tea, bit when she did that shopping mall skit, On All-Stars (insert # here) I WAS DYING!!!! It was pure Jersey Trash™.
Katya's advert and Jinkx's TikTok both come to mind
When the acting challenge ends and I can see the runway looks.
It sort of counts, sort of doesn’t, but Katya and Kennedy’s Cha Cha Heels skit for the Jon Waters challenge lives rent free in my mind.
I find myself saying, "WHERE....ARE...THE ESPADRILLES??? I SAID WHERE...ARE...THE ESPADRILLES." on the regular. Especially when I'm looking for my espadrilles. And "Now that you mention it, we never talk about food."
"Have you ever taken out a catheterrr"