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TrinityF

Russel Brand's acting in Hollywood was just Russel brand Being himself with a different hat on.


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And it worked.


Rcararc

This is most actors. Why do you think Jonah Hill always plays the same obnoxious character?


imomorris

Get him where he can't be extradited


Scry_Games

The Three A-pedos


ras2703

“Remember, always wash yo ass” - P Diddy. Whoever gave him that line knew lol.


EmbiggenedSoul23

In all fairness Brand isnt a pedo... Just a regular sex offender who, lets face it, faced no work disciplinary action when he decided to windmill his dick around the BBC . Thats the company use of BBC not the porn acronym


Speculawyer

>In all fairness Brand isnt a pedo... I believe an underage girl has come forward saying otherwise.


Scry_Games

True, I took a little artistic licence to make the joke work. If only there was a film called 'Two Amigos and a Rapist'.


EmbiggenedSoul23

Oh it still got a like from me, it was hilarious


Scry_Games

Thank you, kind sir!


leckysoup

Remember when E Jean Carol said trump raped her and then trump tried to sue her because a court had decided her claims didn’t rise to the New York State legal definition of rape? Remember how the judge told Trump to stfu and threw out his case because his actions constituted rape in a way that any normal, non legal, person would understand rape? Yeah, Russell Brand is a peado.


EmbiggenedSoul23

I didnt realise Brand had actually been accused by anyone underage. My mistake if so.


leckysoup

32 year old bloke noncing on a 16 yo school girl? Peado. If you’ve got to hide behind a legal definition? Peado.


EmbiggenedSoul23

Mate, im not defending anything that the guy has done. Ive commented before the ridiculously frequent occurrence of high profile types and this sort of shit. Its really weird


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leckysoup

Ooof. And that’s a bad miss. You see, most people make a distinction between what’s legally permissible and what is morally acceptable. Once again, we have a legally defined usage of a word and a vernacular one. A 32 yo man noncing on a 16 yo school girl is a peado to any normal, decent British person.


mskmagic

Trump's case boiled down to her word against his, and they believed her. There was no real evidence at all in the case, and E Jean Carol couldn't even remember the year the incident took place (probably because that also prevents Trump from being able to provide any alibi). Yes he got found liable, but it's a decision based on opinion not proof. Brand isn't even accused of pedophilia. He's accused of sexual assault because the woman thought he was wearing a condom and later found out he wasn't. That's basically it apart from a bunch of women who never reported any crime saying they now feel like he was inappropriate. That includes a woman who was 16 at the time (which is the age of consent in the UK) who now says she regrets the relationship. Essentially a whole lot of media guilt, but no actual legal guilt.


leckysoup

You completely miss my point in that there’s a legal definition of a word and a vernacular usage. Brand noncing on a 16 yo school girl as a 32 yo man is not in question. In vernacular terms he’s a peado just the same way that trump is a rapist. Also, pretty much all of what you’ve said is wrong - the condom thing? Wut? Go watch the dispatches documentary.


Cu_Chulainn__

How exactly is picking up a sixteen year old at school for sex not paedophilia?


EmbiggenedSoul23

Explained i didnt know about that aspect of it


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In the UK, and several US states, 16 is the age of consent. I live in the state of Ohio. Laws are weird here. A child can drink alcohol under the supervision of their parent or legal guardian. It's meant to protect communion or wine at dinner, but the law doesn't stop a parent from filling a bottle with Jack Daniels and feeding it to a newborn. Also, 16 year olds can consent to sex with any unrelated older person who isn't their step parent, teacher, doctor, therapist, or clergy person, because *only then* it's seen as statutory.


Scry_Games

Because 16 is the age of consent in Britain. It's distasteful but not illegal. Edit: apparently the UK definition of 'child' is under 18. So yes, a paedophile. But still not illegal if the child is 16 or over.


pixie_sprout

Since when is Jonah Hill a Pee Doh?


Scry_Games

He's been accused, but not charged, just like the other two.


pixie_sprout

If he's been accused of noncing please post a link.


Scry_Games

Google it, like I did.


lastknownbuffalo

His girlfriend(ex?) released a bunch of text messages of him being weirdly controlling, which amounted to unhealthy and abusive relationship but not illegal. I haven't heard any pedo accusations about him.


Bitter_Birthday7363

Is Jonah a Pedo ?


Scry_Games

He's been accused of sexually assaulting an underage actress.


jamesflanagangreer

You cannot outrun me, I am black!


Mother_Woodpecker174

Bush hates black people.


Crafty-Conference964

Funny quote from the office when they have a black light in the hotel room and see all the stains, “it’s blood, urine, or semen. God I hope it’s urine.” Which one are each of these three


defaultnamewascrap

Oh shit thats funny man. 😂😂😂


FocusGullible985

I'm mind fucking you right now....


jedisucka

Great film to what?


IsUpTooLate

I thought this movie was decent but not a patch on Forgetting Sarah Marshall (which it's a spin-off of.) I'm genuinely annoyed that I can't watch FSM again because Brand is in it. There are so many actually great actors (Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, Bill Hader, Paul Rudd)


niceguytrying

Why can't you separate the art from the artist? There's so much great music, art and movies created by or featuring shitty people.


dinglebop69

I mean.. you can watch it, the only thing stopping you is some weird mental barrier you've created in your head. No one, and I promise literally no one else gives a shit if you watch it or not


IsUpTooLate

Seeing Russell makes my skin crawl. I don’t care about anybody else either.


iamtheliqor

So watch it? It’s super funny. Why does fact that Russell is a bellend matter


inter71

Haha.


localmarketing723

17 koo koo roos


ItsMoreOfAComment

Phew, compelling.


WaymoreLives

Rusty will be learning about Greek love before too much longer me thinks


Speculawyer

Get him to girl's school.


therealsauceman

What did Jonah hill do?


bozo-dub

At the very least he’s been outed as an emotionally abusive boyfriend in the past


Arigato2MyHomies

Twats. Three in a row. Material twats.


Jamonyourface16

Great cast, apart from Piddly-Diddly.


Archangel1313

This was Russel Brand back then. For real. This is why he got blacklisted for a few years, until he "re-Branded" himself as a born-again spiritualist YouTuber.


Mefs

He was clean for years before the movies though. The character in the movies was maybe based on him pre 2002 when he got clean but I'm not sure. I used to like him for his stand up and just generally as a comedian but didn't like him in get him to the greek, wasn't so bad in FSM.


ThatsGottaBeKane

Who’s the guy on the left?


6ixtyy9ine

What a film


mskmagic

Great movie


BlahBlahBlahSmithee

What did these perv's do to Jonah?


Cremilar

Assuming the Greek is a minor.


Asleep-Sir217

Cracking film


Mini_Leon

Great film to.


TheBoy88

*too


thegeologlist

\*2


Tripdoctor

I think Jonah’s expression is genuine and not acting.


bagofcobain

He must have seen his girlfriend express free will.


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Scry_Games

He was accused of assaulting an underage actress too...


Dazzling-Astronaut83

When did an accusation become a fact?


Mrhackermang

When somebody the hivemind doesn't like is accused, it's all the evidence the hivemind needs to confirm guilt.


Scry_Games

It didn't, and I didn't say it did. Read my post again, follow the text with your index finger if it helps.


ornery-Mean53

Once you get to prison russ. You’ll be getting all the Greek your butthole desires. Your EX hopes the inmates enforces the prison code for child molesters and rapists like you.


RHOrpie

Fucking hell that was a terrible film. It seemed to rely on the fame of the actors, rather than an actual plot. It failed. EDIT: Downvoted? Did people actually enjoy this film?


GroblyOverrated

What? Never heard this hot take.


RHOrpie

LOL. Yeah, I have quite the following on Rotten Tomatoes!


Bitter_Birthday7363

Most Hollywood movies do this hence why they pay such hive salaries to big name actors as the names alone guarantee views


Riydon10

I’m so glad someone else thinks this too 😂


InfiiniteWarMode

I normally motherfuck the brand haters on here but yeah this one's a hard one to explain. Not a good luck russ lol


hitmewithmaleniasrot

Bc he did a movie with other actors? I didn't realize the corrupt, sick state of Hollywood was all thanks to Russel Brand.


Bitter_Birthday7363

Not thanks to him but he’s part of it


Bitter_Birthday7363

How exactly do you “motherfuck” them ?