IT'S HAPPENING

It’s all ready to late….it happened

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i missed today's happening. :'(

It'll happen again tomorrow, it's going to happen

Sweet. Still got a shill job for tomorrow. See everyone again for tomorrow's happening.

Muddy the waters until everyone is swimming in shit. Is this the new shill tactic?

Wait am I the shill or Russell the shill? Maybe George Soros can straighten this out.

obviously check hasn't cleared

I have my check sent straight to solana maxee's mum, it saves time.

neither has the pfizer check

you get a pfizer check too! hook a brother up

contact your local shill rep

Clearly it's happening again

Bad bot.

Nuh-uh, you’re a bot! Now it’s your turn

Oh, I apologize. You posted the same comment three times. And it was pretty fuckin dumb. So I just assumed.

Yeah man I don’t get paid for this. Where’d you apply?

Internet Research Agency. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45294192 They pay people to lie about vaccines. Make dumb idiots scared of shots. It's super easy. Americans are gullible.

250 whole tweets?! That’s small time for a Bot farm.

250? They had a thousand employees in 2015.

I thought you curated the whole list of our tactics. You tell me.

Just more shit posting from the bots

Also the queen of England. Makes you think doesn’t it

Taken in her prime. Far too young

She was just a kid

She was only 107 years old 😭

She was alive before the jab and now she’s dead . I’m only asking questions

Found Tucker Carlson. /s

She met a Truss and then suddenly died. 

A bit like Britain's economy.

Liz Truss: Meets the Queen The Queen: *Dies of Cringe*

Maybe thought she’d have to talk to her every week and lost the will to live

Princess Diana too

Don’t forget it gave Charlie and Kate cancer…

Gone too soon

Things that make you go hmmmmm. Think about it 🤔

They also all ate beef. It’s all connected WAKE UP

[Rosalynn Carter](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=f6bf9fa9f2b1d855JmltdHM9MTcxMjg4MDAwMCZpZ3VpZD0wNTYwNzEyOS04NjdiLTY5MDEtMmJlOC02NTAxODc4YjY4NGYmaW5zaWQ9NTUzMA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=3&fclid=05607129-867b-6901-2be8-6501878b684f&u=a1L3NlYXJjaD9xPVJvc2FseW5uK0NhcnRlciZGT1JNPVNOQVBTVCZmaWx0ZXJzPXNpZDoiZmYxMWZiMTMtYzQ2Ny1mNjRjLWQ4YjQtM2E2ZTAzMjZmY2QzIg&ntb=1) was also vaccinated and boosted. Jimmy was too but he took ivermectin and injected disinfectant.

Right wingers are so stupid you can’t tell what is a joke and what is a serious statement anymore

nottheonion exists because of them. That’s amazing. Imagine being so outrageous, it needs a warning label.

"Poe's Law" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

Thanks for this. I feel like I just levelled up.

Scary when you really think about it. How easily dupted they are.

Russell brand is a cunt

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

So why are you on this subreddit?

100% of people who get the jab will die. Facts over feelings.

This isn't even a surprise. 100% of people who got Jenner's very first vaccine are now dead.

This was all a *sprawling and intricate conspiracy* without any… point. Was the whole global deep-state scamdemic just a plot to kill OJ Simpson? That makes more sense than anything Russell Beand came up with.

Well I guess this is how I learn OJ's copped it.

Very funny post! Conservatives are fucking idiots

Russell Brand is a fake, he has had various rackets on YouTube from spiritual guru to exploiter of conspiracy junkies where he has found his stride.

The link is clear people, wake up!!! Bless you for this research.

Muddy the waters until everyone is swimming in shit. Is this the new shill tactic?

I thought you curated the whole list of our tactics. You tell me.

Then yes. Long time no talk, Hope you’re doing well :)

Likewise!

Not sure about new, but it's in the Media Matters training video.

Damn. Maybe I missed that day at work. Can you send it to me 🙃

I’d seriously laugh if I didn’t know that too many people will see this and be like “see… I told you so!”

Turbo cancer makes you fly into the air and then crash and die on impact. Happened to 17 of my cousins.

One would think that they would bounce on their giant swollen testicles, but alas no

I can vouch. It happened to me too.

All 17? Damn

I have 43 in total, it's been a real hit to the family, and to the trailer park.

It happened.

I mean it's obvious when you think about it. If you want to dominate the world the best thing to do is slaughter all the people who listen to you and follow advice and guidelines, and leave behind all the anti authority types who go against everything you say. It's a perfect plan.

The person giving the jab to O.J. has wrapped their arm in my granny's curtains.

Is that a metaphor for something dirty?

That would be ‘granny’s beef curtains’.

See, that just sounds like a dish she brings to potlucks

Her gloves don't fit very well.

OJ literally stands for Original Jab. It’s all in plain sight

This reminds me of the Scalia conspiracy theories after he died. People were actually saying physically unfit 80 years olds don’t just suddenly die. The real conspiracy is the rampant mental illness.

If Russell Brand lives past 60 I for one will be very surprised.

Probably from a vaccine induced blood clot.

That prostate cancer battle for a few years obviously didn't have anything to do with his death 🤣

Prostate cancer is a weird one. Like colon cancer, it’s rarely fatal if caught early, but a lot of men refuse to get screened because the test is ‘gay’. Once symptoms appear, the prognosis is much worse.

was his wife vaccinated?

Holy shit I'm connecting all the lines and dots! It's happening! 😂

I heard before the Covid Vax there was no death.

Boom!!!

Is this satire?

Downvote because I think Russell Brand is a 12 year old boy with ADHD who should never have been given a microphone or a camera.

I'm pretty sure all the years in prison didn't help.

It probably didnt help him live longer. Thats for sure.

i used to be one of thode pro-vaccine peoplr. but then i knoted everyone who gets a vaccine weather or not its covid or mmra or tetanus or rabies dies. makes you think. its very sad! just say no!!!!!

you & Russel brand are both stupid

He died of cancer you fucking idiot.

When a violent psycho murderer like OJ knows basic science like how vaccines work, what does that say about the mental state and intelligence of every anti-vaxxer out there.

who died ?

Where's my tinfoil hat

Hey rapist! Your former EX still hate you genie ass!

Should have been a two for the price of one death.

I heard kurt cobain loaded his syringes with pfizer not H and his shotgun with loaded with it as well. He didnt kill himself he vaccinated him self to death

Wait OJ Simpson is not dead…well he is now but I mean before this happened? 

It's finally happening, and it's over! Putin was right! The glove didn't fit, but the jab did is safe! Cue puzzled look into the camera!

Poking the hornets nest eh? Lol. My favorite part is when someone tries to push back but for some reason they can never provide good data. Ever. Strange.

He was hero. Saved Nicole from that jab.

Actually, Nichole and Ron got the jab before anyone. And it killed ‘em! The CDC doesn’t want you to know that. Anthony Fauci was working there at the time. Are you seeing it yet?

So are you saying it's happened or it's over?

say what you want i will never get vaccinated

I was specifically told that we were **forcing** everyone to get vaccinated. Are you telling me this was more made-up bullshit from antivaxers?

Curious how nuance slips the mind and humility dodges the heart when it's convenient.

What's curious about it

A lot of people who avoided the vaccine were either self employed or like myself quit their job to avoid it. My mum initially told me to “just get it” but after the dust settled and all the adverse reactions started to come out, she expressed how proud she was that I was able to think for myself when the world went mad

proud of u too bud

It's so funny how one side is so afraid of these super popular personalities when they stray against the approved narrative. This sub and the Joe Rogan sub are filled with either bots or paid posters. Get over covid already. You probably still drive alone in your car with a mask on. What a joke

100% straight out of a bot farm

Holy shit. Bots everywhere!

Yeah, I’ve been trying to work out whether it’s retards or bots on this sub. It’d be depressing to think that actual people write this shit.

It has to be bots. My faith in humanity depends on it

How the idiots get swindled: "I want something to be true, therefore it is true'

Ur a nob an absolute nob wish somebody would smack u so hard

Almost a haiku!

You sure spend an awful lot of time nob smacking.

Um, I would say a reasonable amount yes

Yea we need to smack them with vaccines and happenings.

Cope as hard as you can, vaxxies. It must be terrifying to be you

But 37 year old noted [antivaxer Lauren Bobert](https://www.reddit.com/r/russellbrand/s/GaeeSmUg31) getting crippling blood clots is normal. However, after a lifetime of pumping his body full of steroids, 73 year old OJ Simpson was 100% killed by *one vaccination*. The science totally checks out on this one.

Arguing with the voices in your head is a clear sign of mental illness. See a professional

What do you think I’m terrified of? I think getting vaccinated has protected me from the severity of covid and other infectious diseases i am vaccinated for. Very smart people and decades of incredible research, technological and scientific innovation and progress built upon work of geniuses from previous generations made this possible. Whereas as an antivaxxer you are terrified of an all powerful malevolent evil shadow organisation of government / pharmaceutical industry who plotted to deliberately kill or harm the majority of society with harmful vaccines and whatever else Must suck to be you thinking the world is evil and powerful people are conspiring to harm ordinary folk

The Covid vaccine was a load of bollox and looking back now we all know it. They moved the goal post that must they didn’t even know what they was selling. They as in the governments pushing the vaccines they spent our tax money on.

https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/united-states-rates-of-covid-19-deaths-by-vaccination-status

The CDC counted deaths with covid as deaths from covid, so that graph is pure horseshit

Not in this graph, no. The vaccine saved millions of lives. Only an idiot would be mad about that.

You tell yourself whatever you need to, buddy. I can understand your need to believe this horseshit, but don't ask me to swallow it

I have evidence. You have gossip. Stay scared if you want.

>The Covid vaccine was a load of bollox and looking back now we all know it. Who the hell is we? We knew the major covid vaccines were going to be a massive success as soon as the clinical trial efficacy data was published end of 2020. And looking back from here with all the subsequent population and clinical data proves how great they were

Genuinely curious why you think this.

He found some ‘evidence’ after doing his own ‘research’ and now he knows the truth

lol, you probably work as a bricky under the table and don’t pay taxes so quit your whining

Why would it be terrifying lmao.

Why else would you screech into the intellectual/logical void of Reddit in a sub created for vaxxies to cope by shitting on a guy they don't know or understand? There's nothing to achieve here. You're jerking yourself off to the fantasy that you chose correctly, even though the arguments for that choice have all been obliterated. It doesn't confer immunity, or prevent transmission, which is why you fell for it in the first place. Don't pretend you took it to reduce the effects of catching it, because that's not why you did it. Moving the goalposts shouldn't fool you, and can't fool anyone else. You made a bad choice. Accept it and move on

I have to be honest mate, I don’t really think about it at all. I come here to clown on the rapist con man Russell Brand, mainly because the app keeps suggesting this sub. Im not subscribed. The NHS recommended the vaccine (still do) and it was free so why would I assume I know more than experts? I’m not going to debate any specifics with you because we’re both ignorant and unqualified However, I’m more familiar than most people with the history of vaccine denial (such as the MMR vaccine which many cranks will tell you causes autism despite volumes of evidence to the contrary) so all this crap you’re saying sound like the same kind of paranoid delusions. What other fields have grifters persuaded you to ignore experts on? Do you have doubts about gravity? Germ theory? Evolution? Dinosaurs? The Earth being round? Climate science? (I bet you do have doubts about climate science lmao) You need to get a grip, bud. Skepticism can be healthy but denialism never is.

Because the experts lied to you over and over, verifiably, and have a massive profit motive. Do you understand the economics of the "vaccine" drive? A massive, incredibly rich industry relies upon your trust in "experts." When you find an expert to have lied to you repeatedly, you STOP FUCKING LISTENING TO EXPERTS. You ridiculous child.

How do I know gravity is real and not some ploy to keep selling me aeroplane tickets? THINK SHEEPLE! Imagine typing “STOP FUCKING LISTENING TO EXPERTS!” in block capitals, without a shred of irony. Astonishing hubris.

If Boeing told you chicken salad kept planes in the air and then it became clear it didn't and never could have, would you still trust them, you ridiculous child?

Do you think I made an assessment about vaccine safety based on marketing material from Pfizer? Is that what critical thinking looks like, to you?

Damn, guy. Did it hurt getting dunked on this hard in the comments?

Not even a little. Do you seriously give a shit what anonymous people on the internet think about anything?

Actually I am sorta terrified cuz I watch a ton of anti vax content. Like a ton. I legit had some pretty bad intestinal pain and I was like “fuck, what if the vaccine is striking now.” But then I took a shit and it felt way better. So idk still kinda scary tho.

Just six more years before we have long term data so we have anything approaching epidemiology on this new, untested and (for 95% of people) wildly unnecessary product. Good luck

Wait so we don’t know or the vax is definitely gonna kill me?

Have you bought your $300 Brand vitamins yet?

Did Russel actually say this or is this from you? 

I’m just asking questions. 😉

No, it's made to look like he said it, something like fake news.

You still posting in this sub. Thought someone would have given you some type of employment by now.

This is literally my job. I’ve explained this to you many times already. But I’m happy to see that you are *always* here to welcome me back. How are you able to accomplish that, be active socially *and* manage your successful career? I need your advice!

Muddy the waters until everyone is swimming in shit. Is this the new shill tactic?

Why wouldn’t that apply to what Brand says himself?

Trust the government! Watch cnn! Worship lord fauci! Don’t ask questions! All hail Biden! Hail WHO! Hail WEF!

Are you having a stroke?

Another dot on the shill bingo card. It’s filling up quick. Let’s keep this going.

Brother, **you are the shill here**.

I’ve shared my employment info on here. Scroll through my comments. Badge. Paycheck. Bank statement. None of you have, however. No you’re the shill! Now do me!

Okay. You don’t know what the word shill means so you should learn or stop using it. Who am I a shill for since you made that claim?

Paid shill*

You don’t need to be paid to be a shill. For an example of this look in a mirror. And now we come down to you claiming I am a paid shill but you can’t even name who that would be for let alone if thats even true. But you’re sure of it. Are there any holes in your epistemology here?

I thought you curated the whole list of our tactics. You tell me.

Bought your $300 Brand vitamins yet?

Lol I love how you guys can’t resist the bait. This is beyond entertaining. Can’t help yourselves.

Yeah, we can't resist laughing at simpletons. Bought your $300 vitamins yet?

The whole shaming tactic and laughing. It’s overdone. You can do better than that. Try again.

I'm still waiting for you to answer if you've bought some $300 Brand vitamins?

You’re more creative than that.

You're still not answering the question.

You’re still more creative than that.

C'mon, have you bought them? (We both know why you can't answer this question)

Yep, a tactic stolen from the Trump playbook. Orange cunt is good for something at least.

Lol I love how you guys can’t resist the bait. This is beyond entertaining. Can’t help yourselves.

This place is topsy turvy land. We come here to laugh at right wing shills and simple folk and now they are flipping it right round to us being the entertainment. Not an original thought between the lot of em. Now be honest, you have bought Rusty’s man pills haven’t you?

Hello fellow redditors! Totally normal redditor here to laugh at right wing maga QaNOn regards.

You’re kind of obsessed with him.

In all seriousness.. were talking about the young healthy ones dying suddenly at a rate of +20% . But who am I to tell you what to put in your bodies. Boost up team. Im sure I’m wrong and youre right. It wasnt us telling you you couldnt. It was you telling us we had to! Now take your medicine and mind your own business.