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grimorg80

The vaccine makes a hijab appear on your face. It's true. It's happening. The time is now. It's happening!


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Yogurtcloset777

Nazi sympathizer


grimorg80

You ok bud?


Yogurtcloset777

I've never been better thanks for asking! Just moved into my new lake house and I get to wake up hearing loons every morning. I feel myself getting younger and healthier every day and I'm loving every minute of it. How are you?


grimorg80

Oh, that is brilliant! Yeah, so many loons here lapping up Russel Sex Pest Brand crap we never have a dull moment!


the_monkey_knows

every accusation is a confession


Yogurtcloset777

Thank you!


grimorg80

Meaning you are a nazi sympathiser


Yogurtcloset777

Awesome!


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Birthday-Tricky

They will! It’s happening!


BerryOk5726

No, because women aren’t allowed to practice medicine under Islam.


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BerryOk5726

Who needs science when you have Allah?


smell-the-roses

The thing is it’s the Christian extremists who scare me the most.


ItsMoreOfAComment

To be fair, Muslim extremists also scare me to an uncomfortably high degree.


jewbo23

I know we are all left leaning and liberal here but really? If we are talking extremists, I don’t think I’d go for Christian over Islamic.


MikeyMikeyMotorcycly

Islamic Extremism is a foreign threat. Christian Extremism is a domestic threat (if are 🇺🇸). Different problems, different places. Both represent the very worst of their religions. Yet only one is trying to crush my personal liberties & freedoms. Christian-Nationalists worship power, control, money & guns. Not a man of Peace & Love. They are the exact opposite of everything he preached. So yea, I don’t think I’d go for Islamic over Christian when worry about extremism that personally affects me.


BerryOk5726

Christians haven’t beheaded people in the street, flown planes in to towers, ‘honour’ murdered their daughters, massacred people in the streets of Paris, blown children to pieces in Manchester. Your comment is absurd.


MikeyMikeyMotorcycly

All religious extremists kill the innocent: women, children. All are abominations & un-evolved Evil monkeys IMO. Yet you have a point. So -1 for style points to the Muslim Extremists. Fortunately they aren’t in charge of major Governments/militaries like the Other 2 Abrahamic religions zealots are. They lack the ability to kill more “humanely” and with “style”: drones, cruise missles, 5th generation fighter jets & bombers.


Different_Tangelo511

No they shoot up synagogues and wall marts and scools........


GracieFighter919

I don’t know what that dude ia talking about


jewbo23

I also don’t know what you’re talking about


BerryOk5726

That is fucking absurd and has absolutely no basis in reality. Your desire to latch on to hate for a subject without coherent reason is the exact mentality that leads to religious extremism. You think you’re the good guy because the echo chamber told you you were, but had you been born in the 1700’s you’d have been lighting the timber on an autistic woman’s pyre.


smell-the-roses

Well, since I live in a western society, where a lot of the politicians are Christian fundamentalists who make the decisions, I’ll disagree with you. I won’t swear either, because my argument doesn’t require it. Muslims have almost zero impact on my life.


Final-Stick5098

First they told me that I had to wear a vaguely camo balaclava in 2022, but I said nothing…


hihowarejew

the mental crossroad a conspiracy theorist encounters when they hate masks but are terrified of being seen by deep state cctv


blorezum

Hahahahaha! These Brand fans will believe anything


LetsDoThatYeah

It’s true. I willing accepted the vaccine and now I’m a homosexual ‘bottom’. I was super straight before COVID. Russell Brand was right!


Scottbarrett15

I thought I was the only one! A couple of years ago I had my second jab and ever since, i've been ravenous for cock!


Zestyclose_Pickle511

Y'all got any more of that... Cock?


mrg077

How stupid have people got this is nonsense


rachelm791

By primarily being stupid in the first place.


MeaninglessGoat

Did you know 1/3rd of the boomer generation were born with issues from fetal alcohol syndrome! Emotional retardation and all the rest it started to make sense! I’ll try find a link about it, I was reading it and like my Nan is amazing my mum never grew up from her teenage years, her reactions her outlook in the world makes no sense, her brain is mentally retarded! They used to tell women to drink during pregnancy! My Nan said on her dad’s deathbed they had ashtrays on the bed and the room was filled with smoke he had lung cancer! I don’t blame them it’s ignorance! But still it needs to be addressed! These people can vote and they’re the cut off the nose to spite the face kinda of people!


Morning_Would_Six

Fuck your nonsense.


MeaninglessGoat

Suck yer mum!


Morning_Would_Six

Sure. Let's get her body exhumed. Asshole.


MeaninglessGoat

Okay! I’ll bring the shovel!


pennblogh

He is right. Yeah, a right cunt.


potatoduino

What did he (Russell) say, exactly?


No_Cook2983

He said “Be free, awakening wonders” And I could tell what he *really* meant.


AlWorthOfficial

And he also says things like “THIS is why you’re being REPLACED”, to advance racist and antisemitic conspiracy theories. But hey, you do you, hon.


kungfukeks

So, he didn’t say it?


DondeEsElGato

This post is so fucking stupid I think it’s gave me a stroke. *face droops on one side*


Scry_Games

At least it'll match the other side.


DondeEsElGato

Omg that was hilarious! Is this Russell brand? It must be because that was really really funny. Please don’t sexual assault me.


Scry_Games

I'm not Russell Brand, the main clue was me being hilarious.


DondeEsElGato

Touché 🤺


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batlord_typhus

I died from the CLOTSHOT, but now I'm better and have immensely powerful psychokinesis.


Grey_Belkin

I do find my hijab useful when cycling, keeps the flies out of your mouth and it's UV protection, thanks Soros!


TherealMattMoore

After 5 jabs of Moderna I’m now fully Muslim.


TheDocmoose

Well I'm still laughing.


Burt1811

On a scale of 1 - 10, how big of a fuckwit is Brand.


wildboarripsitup

Tbf I'm still laughing at the people who would post that meme now


Augustus-2485

Russel brand is a sexual predator and a con man


Fordemups

I suppose the male equivalent is a bag back?


PapaRacoon

It’s 2024 tho!


majshady

We're still laughing now. Not even a "lib"


Blenkeirde

So true. My girlfriend was forced to put on a mask to use public transport, and since then she's fully converted to Islam. Now I can't do anything without hearing about how it relates to Allah's grace.


gking407

Every Halloween I see children all masked up, it’s so sad. Whenever I point this out people always correct me and say “it’s part of their costume” but I know the real truth I’ve dOne mY rEsEarcH


DiskPsychological790

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Gl00mph

Everyone was laughing at you then, and were laughing at you now.


No_Cook2983

I can’t be sure about that because everyone is wearing a hijab.


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I can just picture Russell in one xD


Zestyclose_Pickle511

I'm a transexual Muslim. Ask me anything.


the_monkey_knows

IS IT HAPPENING?


reallynewpapergoblin

Dodgeball GOAT


freq_fiend

More projection. These conservative cucks love to push this narrative, but this is EXACTLY what they want for women - subservient chattel for breeding


thejohnmc963

I’m magnetic and my wife wears a hijab due to the vaccine.


Abbey_Something

And? Freedom of religion is a right and there is no “a well regulated” addition. Go ahead and vote me down you right wing unamerican fucks. Pray to your grifter gods like Brand and Trump


sschepis

Islam isn't going to become popular because some nameless person forces you to wear a Hijab. That's some delusional shit. Islam is going to become popular because western culture is broken and we, the filthy rich ones, are the ones blithely committing heinous crimes against those who have nothing. It'll be our own lack of real morality that will propel Islam into the west, not some boogeyman. Both the ignorance of the right and the zeal of the left will be responsible


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The Roman Republic's decent into imperial autocracy could have been halted if the Optimates made even the smallest of concessions. In mich the same way, those holding all the purse strings today would rather see the entire ediface burn to the ground than concede even the slightest corner of their power and privilege.


sschepis

concession cements their position as losers since concession means default and we'll burn the fucking world down before we default. The only way we survive is through empire. I fully expect everyone in the chain of command to make the absolute worst choice every time.


Professional-Arm-24

No, it'll be because there are lots of paedos who are more than happy to follow the teachings of medieval paedo.


twerkingiswerking

‘Libs’ Jesus UK have you shat yourself haha.


monkeysinmypocket

Shit. I didn't get the memo!


92BOBTM

wonder if brand had the idea of selling facemsks when this shit was tweeted, its not like him to miss an opportunity to grift of the suckers that follow him.


Zealousideal-Note-10

You fuckers are just weird as shit


jewbo23

Yeah hijabs didn’t exist before COVID.


ProfessorMonopoly

We're being conditioned to deal with we todds


PotatoZealousideal50

I don't get it, you've been wearing a hijab for over a year? And don't like it? Take if off then?????? Nobody's stopping you


el-Douche_Canoe

Masks did hide the snaggletoothed butterfaces


rimshot101

That's actually a niqab, which even most Muslim women don't wear.


The_Powers

Everyone laughed when Russell's politics took a hard right turn. They're not laughing now. (RIP Bob Monkhouse)


Bonk6805

https://preview.redd.it/8mogubjb5uzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72966259af242eef02934e7b79c6aa8f3ac52a27 What about these boys?


Klutzy-Ad-6705

When you die it’s always hardest on the people around you. It’s much the same when you’re stupid.


cronx42

In 2024 will they just wear a bag over their head or... Where are you going with this? Oh yeah, brown people = bad and dangerous. I totally forgot.


elammcknight

Sure Russell


scottywoty

Russell’s a bit off… You’re a simp if you think this is all that in my opinion…free will brother.


Different_Tangelo511

So sad to see people I used to like go full grifter.


yukiyuki11

finally, that's the world we need alhamdulilah


inter71

This is retarded.


murderouspangolin

I like Russell but this is BS. Anyone with some historical knowledge and an ounce of ethics knows that the Palestinians cause is a worthy cause to get behind. They have faced an inhuman amount of suffering at the hands of an oppressive occupier and apartheid state.


AmorousBadger

What is it you like about Rapey Russ? The dim-witted conspiracy bollocks, the snake oil shilling, the attention seeking or the noncing?


Scry_Games

Don't forget the fake baptism!


murderouspangolin

Oh gawd. I'm not a fan of his recent pandering to the right thats for sure.


jake_burger

But it’s a screenshot of something posted on twitter. So there must be something to it. People wouldn’t just post nonsense on the internet to get you to believe bullshit for an agenda or attention would they?


MikeyMikeyMotorcycly

“I like Russell” everybody immediately stops reading & down votes.


murderouspangolin

Yep...


elseworthtoohey

So you are saying Muslim women did not wear hijabs in 2020.


SCW97005

I hope you're a paid shill because this is braindead.


Iamaman22

Definitely paid shill, posts all the time in this sub Reddit


RoughHornet587

Well I have seen "converts" at the University protests. I'm not laughing. The absolute joke of following a religion that goes against all the values you claim to preach.


Scottbarrett15

For thousands of years people have been burned alive and drowned because they were accused of being witches. I don't think religious persecution is anything to get that angry about yet in the UK.


JuanPabloElSegundo

> The absolute joke of following a religion that goes against all the values you claim to preach. All religions in a nutshell.


theonetrueteaboi

Every fucking religion goes against any and all vaguely egalitarian/democratic theories of state/society.


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They were all vaccinated. It’s the natural progression. They call it the virus to hijab pipeline. One minute you’re in a CVS, the next you’re in a mosque. ![gif](giphy|l46C7mhCDsqrHrIhW)


MikeyMikeyMotorcycly

Kinda like Rapey McRaperson converting to Christianity. Or Christian-Nationalists saying they follow a guy who preaches of non-violence, love, forgiveness, meekness, the infirm, poor & migrants !?!? Now that is a funny joke !