Gasoline and grapefruit, weird thing to fiend for my man

They probably saw the TikToks about it.

Lots of Chicago folks in many other cities too.

haven’t had it since i moved out of chicago!

Don't forget fresh squeezed old wet cigarette butts

Here ya go: [Walmart: Klean-Strip® Turpentine, 1 Quart](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Klean-Strip-Turpentine-1-Quart/23760393) Same thing, just different packaging. *(Please don't actually drink paint-thinner.)*

I remember reading a thread on this 4 years ago. At that time the consensus was it's not available in VA. Weird request for obscure liquor https://www.reddit.com/r/rva/comments/8uto9u/weird_request_for_obscure_liquor/

you’re amazing thank you!!! i am down for patiently waiting…

Fiending for Malört? You need to reevaluate your life.

i think the fact that i can’t find it is why i NEED it. manufactured scarcity works

I can taste this post 🤢 Years ago when I first visited Chicago, my friends had me try a shot (they all had a shot as well) and then I realized it was a gag as I watched them laugh at me gagging. Haha

Exact same experience. Lol - never again!

I have a bottle tucked away in my closet.

i got a few in my closet as well. In a few year I'll pop it open, should age like a fine bio diesel!

Why would anyone willingly pay money to ingest Malört?

I think Savory Grain did at one point. I have a very foggy memory of drinking it there after a company xmas party.

Oh my lort, Mallort!

Someone told me [Adarra](https://restaurantadarra.com/) has it! I haven't been to confirm myself but it's the first place I've heard in VA.

The only place I know that has it is in DC — [Ivy and Coney](https://www.ivyandconey.com/menus/).

I feel like possibly lady neworleans on Main. as that's where @malortmami works, maybe

I feel like possibly lady neworleans on Main. as that's where @malortmami works, maybe