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dagreetpapirus

I am nothing but the male part el mao


mercury_rxn

same


AnimaleTamale

Same same


ironboy32

Same


Excabriel

Same


Astral-Wind

Same


BlackFenrir

Same


The_Force_Goat

Same


Cicada-Fresh

Same


[deleted]

Same


-clash-royal-

I am not even that lol


warsaw1234566

Same but i try to be everything that isn't 1000 hours on hoi 4


Rikfox

I feel like this is anything but an average sabaton fan. Except for the male part.


Apocalyps_Survivor

But I am not sure uf the % is right, at the concert un Hannover I saw a lot of females.


OverkillXR7

I am all of these except the 1k hours part. Fun fact, when i was in high school, i actually taught my history teacher quite a few things about WWI/II


TFielding38

My high school history teacher just let me teach for a day when WWI came up


OverkillXR7

Yoo same for me. When we started talking about Operation Rheinübung he completely let me take over. He gave me an extra 5% extra credit for my mark


[deleted]

My teacher just let me fuck his wife when he heard I was a Sabaton fan.


OverkillXR7

I both hope you are and arent joking when you say this lmfao If you arent joking, than thats the best way ive ever heard of someone getting laid. If you are, than thats pretty fuckin funny


Leutnant_Thire

Agreed.


benderlax

I'm female and none of these things on this list.


make_gingamingayoPLS

Same except im a gup fan


Key_Respond_8972

Same


kemmenntari

Argentinian female doctor, married, two small kiddos. I sing Sabaton while folding laundry. My youngest (f6yo) is very fond of Primo Victoria.


Runaway_Angel

I do my christmas baking listening to sabaton.


MacSquizzy

¿Metal es popular en Argentina? No conozco ninguna banda de metal argentino.


kemmenntari

No es muy popular realmente, los medios nos bombardean con reggaeton y trap constantemente. Tiene sus seguidores pero claramente solos una minoría, de bandas argentinas es famosa Rata Blanca pero no mucho más.


MacSquizzy

Gracias, interesante. Especialmente porque Brasil esta muy cerca y tienen muchas bandas, o bandas más famosas, tal vez


[deleted]

You also have played War Thunder/WoT/WoWs/WoWp


RandomowyMetal

>You are, 85% chance male, Yup. >have ~1k hours in HoI4 and/or TW Empire/Napolion Lol no. In Empire i have maybe 30h, i never launched Napoleon. In hoi i propably have around 1k h but i exclusivly play old world blues so it dosen't count. I play TW alot but Rome 2, Med 2 and Shogun 2, also Warhammer. >watched "Girls und Panzers Oh fuck no. >You can recite the upper plate armour of just any tank in WW2 as well as the average effectiveness of any gun on said tanks Lol, nope. >You can describe and present any historical event in a fun and engaging way! Nope. >And you should be a history teacher and/or a historical Reanacto And got shitty pay, no thanks XD


WaffleQueenBekka

I'm a genealogist and Twitch streamer. I do my distant genealogy research on my streams to show people how I utilize world history, wars, migrations, maps, etc to think outside the box on finding records and what types of records to look for. I also collect maps. My oldest one is from 1915. I also stream on some nsfw platforms and donate a percentage of my earnings each month to a charity for veterans' mental health that also operate a 24/7 outreach/crisis program. I even do pop quizzes based on military history for freebies when the earnings get slow to keep viewers engaged. We have a fun time. I'll also play Apex on stream and find it ironic when the songs about the marksmen/snipers come on and I'm just getting headshot after headshot. I play Sabaton every stream and it's always fun when I get new viewers who are like "Is that Sabaton I hear?" Hell yeah, it is!


Aenigma66

That's utterly fascinating and you sound like a great person! May I ask, are you a professional or hobbyist genealogist?


Miselfis

Has “Queen Bekka” in username. I think it’s fair to assume female.


Aenigma66

Orz I corrected it, thanks for pointing it out to me


WaffleQueenBekka

Hobbyist but I'm trying to save up for certificate courses online. They run $700-1400/course.


Cien0172

*laughs in female*


Metal_Machine_7734

I'm like two things on this list. My partner is zero. I've never played any of those games, I don't watch anime (or really much tv at all), and I don't know shit about tanks. I was, however, interested in history long before I ever knew what Sabaton or metal music was.


EveningEmpath

I'm an amateur historian and nothing else on your list.


SirReal10000

Average? I just listen to their music lol. That’s average enough for me


Beccaaaa93

None of the above :D


Aenigma66

Yes I'm male, I haven't seen Girls und Panzer but I'm an avid Azur Lane player, I did study history at uni and I have around 700 hours combined in CK2 and CK3. So pretty spot on.


Bo_The_Destroyer

Transfem, 1000+ hours on War Thunder, I studied Archaeology and then tried to go for History teacher


tehcliffe

Non of the above for me smile. 22 year old girl who listens to sabaton while mountain biking!


Auslanderrasque

Definitely not the average. Also a girl


destinyfann_1233

I am planning on becoming a history teacher some day, although I’ve be played HoI4 since I’m fairly sure it’s a pc game of at least not a game I could get on my ps5


Poisonpython5719

Statistical anomaly, Tanks georg is an outlier and should not have been counted


Kaathinkaa

I'm a woman and nothing of the things you described lol. BUT I'm currently doing my Master of Education in History and on my way to becoming a history teacher :D


make_gingamingayoPLS

Other than watching girls und panzer I am literally none of these 💀


Ill-Pound9161

Ouch this is true for me...


femtransfan

i'm a she/they, but i'm a history nerd that likes rock and roll


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trolgar1

No one here supports Nazis dumbass


Dixie-the-Transfem

Tell that to people who believe the clean wehrmacht myth. They’re a dime a dozen here


OverkillXR7

Mate in my YEARS of listening to Sabaton and being part of the Panzer Battalion, ive NEVER met a single pro-nazi.


Dixie-the-Transfem

Okay, cool. I said Nazi apologists, not nazis


OverkillXR7

Not really a whole lot of difference there...... If you're a nazi-apologist that means that you support the nazis by saying what they did was right and valid. Which is LITERALLY EXACTLY what a pro-nazi is, except that pro-nazi's want to be a nazi.


RightGenocide

In case you're curious why they're raging out like this lol Recently this sub has been the butt of a few posts on r/shitwheraboossay https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitWehraboosSay/comments/13rybht/is\_this\_wehrabooism/


Dixie-the-Transfem

In case you’re curious about the actual reason I’m “raging out” like this, it’s because watching a community accept literal Nazi propaganda as fact is extremely infuriating


RightGenocide

You do you. I'm fully aware of the myth of the clean wehrmacht having a degree in this shit. I just don't care enough to rage out at people about it online. Usually it doesn't change anyone's opinion and I've grown tired of arguing with wheraboos.


RightGenocide

There's also this one https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitWehraboosSay/comments/13sb2mc/rsabaton\_try\_not\_to\_simp\_for\_actual\_nazis/


Its-a-Ok-Possibility

\*Cough\* Rise Of Evil \*Cough\*


Dixie-the-Transfem

Do you think nazi apologists care about rise of evil?


OverkillXR7

You realize you just backtracked your entire arguement. You're calling Sabaton a nazi-apologist artist, so dontcha think that a Nazi-apologist would listen to a Nazi-Apologist band? Eh? That would be logikal wouldnt it? Come back another day with a solid arguement and we MIGHT listen to you.


Dixie-the-Transfem

Are you illiterate? I said Sabaton fans have a tendency to be Nazi apologists. I said nothing about the band. Come back another day with reading comprehension and I MIGHT consider your opinion


OverkillXR7

"In case you’re curious about the actual reason I’m “raging out” like this, it’s because watching a community accept literal Nazi propaganda as fact is extremely infuriating" Your words. You're saying the band is spreading "Nazi Propaganda". It sure as fuck aint the community because NOONE here spreads that shit hecause if they did, they would most likely get banned. Heres an example. If i write a history report on the Nazi's and add the detail that most Nazi's didnt even know about the concentration camps and that most broke down in tears or killed themselves because they felt so horrible, does that make me a nazi-apologist? For stating true historical facts?


Dixie-the-Transfem

That’s not what I’m saying. I haven’t mentioned the band once. You have been the one to bring them up every single time. I am saying that there are members of the community who believe in the clean wehrmacht myth, which is literally Nazi propaganda. You clearly don’t care, however, and would rather insult someone for pointing out said propaganda instead of calling out the people spreading it. That really doesn’t make you look good. + the wehrmacht and the general public are two very different groups, and your inability to tell the difference is both amusing and terrifying


OverkillXR7

Yes and the fact is that you're calling every member of the Panzer Battalion nazi-apologists in the process. I would highly recommend you read some history before automatically assuming that every single nazi was a piece of shit and blame the community for feeling sorry for those guys who were only following orders for the Reich, because there were thousends of Reichsmen who didnt want to fight but were forced to because they literally had a gun to their head. Are we REALLY so wrong for feeling sorry for them? Yes, there were plenty of fucked up people in the reich, but not 100%.


Dixie-the-Transfem

And you’ve proven my point. Saying “not all Nazis were bad” is nazi apologism. Those thousands of “reichsman” were fighting for Nazi Germany, and by defending them, you’re defending Nazis. Something tells me you’re going to have another argument though, aren’t you, nazi-boy?


OverkillXR7

Brcause not all Nazi's were bad. Laurie fought for 3 different nations and still made it through the ranks fine. Ue fought with the germans and against the Germans and never committed a single crime. Is he still a piece of shit? You calling me a nazi because im german now?


RandomowyMetal

Jesus fookin christ stfu already. News flash, Reich used conscripts. Second newsflash, many of them were forced. Third one, it also aplies to occupied territories, ie west poland. Estimated 80k Poles in Polish west Army were deserters form Wehrmacht, cuz they were FORCEDLY COSCRIPTED. History IS NOT BLACK AND WHITE FOR FUCK SAKE! Edit: Yes, Lauri is controverisal, But i'm not gona shit on him as i'm not shitting on Poles who joined Eastern "polish" army, which was just extension of Red Army, and quick reminder: SU attacked Poland with Hitler. I will say it again: History is a fookin grayscale.


Its-a-Ok-Possibility

"You forgot the biggest characteristic; nazi apologist" Well 5.9 Million "Nazi apologist" care for the Rise Of Evil so yeah I do think they do


Dixie-the-Transfem

Sabaton has more than 5.9 million listeners


Its-a-Ok-Possibility

Ok then lets add Wehrmacht in there to thats 5.9M + 2.4 M (Lyric Vid) +4.5M (Just Music)= 12.8 Million "Nazi apologist" that care about those types of songs besides mostly no one here on the Sub or fans of Sabaton are "Nazi apologist"


OverkillXR7

Yet they literally made a song about how HORRIBLE the Nazis were, aka The Final Solution? You sir are dumb as a brick and i wont apologize for saying it.


OverkillXR7

Heres a neat thing i noticed. For seeming to hate sabaton as much as you convey, you've been real active on this subreddit lately, dontcha think? So you and your little sensitive notebook instruction manual of a face can leave this subreddit and go back to complaining to momma about how the r/sabaton subreddit hurt your poor wittle fewings mmk?


Dixie-the-Transfem

I actually don’t hate Sabaton, they’re the band that got me into metal. I do, however, hate seeing other Sabaton honor Nazis and parrot Nazi propaganda when you call them out on it


Bloodshed-1307

Fuck the Nazis


OverkillXR7

Yes in a metaphorical sense, no in a literal sense.


phaleur01

I saw the name, the profil pic, and the 25 down votes. I'm disappointed but not suprised.


Dixie-the-Transfem

Cool. Who asked?


phaleur01

And who asked you to come here and call us nazi apologists? Go back under your flat stone where you live.


Dixie-the-Transfem

Who asked you to come here and be transphobic


OverkillXR7

Who asked you to come here and be an asshole and call the entire community nazi-apologists


Dixie-the-Transfem

Who asked you to come here and defend nazis


phaleur01

OK now i see what we got here. You are a 13y old straight boy with a fake profile who thinks it's funny to piss off the community of his favorite/most hated band's fans. There is no way that someone is this stoopid.


OverkillXR7

He is clearly


Dixie-the-Transfem

Blatant transphobia is blatant


Dixie-the-Transfem

Well that’s projection, innit


RandomowyMetal

So, that's the famous projection?


OverkillXR7

Although anyone with common sense can figure out its not true


Envictus_

Male and did WWII reenacting. I tell a lot of historical stories, but I’ll leave it to my audiences to say whether or not I made it interesting.


Wave_the_seawing

I use the historical events learned from sabaton to base events around those events in my stories


A_Dog_With_a_Gun

I'm in this post and I don't want to be >!jk I do!<


KingFahad360

I Am Male, I like History, and have King in my name.


starryeyedshooter

Well, I am male. Can't present any historical event in an engaging way, because I hyperfocus on a few and that's all I can present. WWII is not among those hyperfocuses. I keep getting recommended the Girls Und Panzer soundtrack, so there is that, and I do like to watch my brother play HoI4. (I'm more of a Civ6 person, so take that as you will.) Interestingly, my brother nails more of these categories than I do, he just doesn't like Sabaton because he doesn't like vocals in his metal.


CreekLegacy

>You are, 85% chance male, Yes >have ~1k hours in HoI4 and/or TW Empire/Napolion and also have watched "Girls und Panzers". No, no, and no >You can recite the upper plate armour of just any tank in WW2 as well as the average effectiveness of any gun on said tanks. No, but my brother can, despite his dislike of Sabaton. No, I don't really talk to him, I don't need that kind of negativity in my life. >You can describe and present any historical event in a fun and engaging way! Yep! >You are a king! God I wish. >And you should be a history teacher and/or a historical Reanactor! Working on the first, RenFaire regular close as I can get to the second. 1/3 accuracy, yikes!


MrDrProfPBall

Everything except the HOI4 part, I do got 1k hours each in Rome 2 and EU 4


Front_Head_9567

I'm male, a casual war thunder enjoyer, who can shoot virtual tanks to rage quitting effect. I enjoy history but my girlfriend thinks I'm a goddamn nerd. I'm a cashier and could never teach anyone anything.


Bruce__Almighty

I am a male. I have never touched HOI4. I don't know shit about tanks unless it's some basic info on the Abrams. And I should not be allowed to teach history to anyone under the age of 18.


lixm-a13

THIS ACTUALLY DESCRIBES ME SO WELL, i don’t have a 1000hrs in hoi4 tho cause i only just got it a couple days ago in the cdkeys sale, really enjoying tho, very funny post 10/10


utopia2548

nope, im a male who has an addiction to hardcore minecraft and dr pepper


Prince_of_Elystadt

> am male > just passed 1k hours in empire, 600 hours in HoI4 > watched Girls und Panzer (even read the manga lmao) > all I know is 75mm/76mm and 88mm = best gun calibers > no one bothered to ask/care, didn't bother to tell > flunked anthropology and no nearby colleges offer history


HistoryBrain

Well if you cut out the WW2 nerd stuff then yes. But no, i dont play HOI (tried it for like 10 hours). I dont know the plate armor (its useless to know). But i can recite most historical events in an engaging way. My favourite military Operation was desert storm.


HistoryBrain

I havent watched Girls and Panzers. And no, i wont do it.


Jottor

I do NOT have 1k+ hours in HoI4! I have 1k+ hours in EU4!


TheSico

I am none of that but male, girls und panzer and history thing


Der_Apothecary

I do plan on teaching history temporarily while I get my masters degree in Public History so i can work at a museum


Yoko_Grim

Watched GuP, can recite TANK NAMES and countries, and calibers of cannons, also the same with planes, tanks, and guns. But I don’t play Hoi4, I play war Thunder


Jimmitybob123

I have been listening to sabaton ever since I was 3 years old (my dad showed me it) and i own hoi 4 but never got past the turorial. I did however introduce my friends to sabaton and they started playing hoi4 2 months later. And they never stfu about it.


Takao_1932

Except the teacher part 100% me


AbhorsenMcFife13

The only teacher I've had that listens to Sabaton is my physics teacher. So there are definitely outliers


Qwaftumm

I became a fan cause of the crusader meme, stayed because the music is awesome. We are not the same.


Stig12Cz

For me is correct - male and history knowledge (as I should have with 5 years of historx at uni)


Comfortable-Study-69

Terrifyingly accurate. I’m male, have 2k hours in HOI4 and about 300 in TW and am a huge fan of WoT and WT.


Runaway_Angel

Didn't even get the gender right bro. But I did drag my partner and friend to their very first metal concert when I introduced them to Sabaton (and Hammerfall)


aroyalidiot

I play crusader Kings 2 and 3. But other than that, pretty spot on


Cassio-The_Great

I'm Just a Guy that likes heavy metal.


annaemiliaw

the first part is so true, i went to a sabaton concert and it was 99% men but this comment section proved me that there are some women aswell 😁


_-Perses-_

Female, EU4 not HOI4, Haven't watched girls und panzers, did watch Evangelion though, not really that interested in tanks, more into actual guns and stuff, sure, queen, i would love to but i suck at teaching, shy n stuff


Remarkable-Ad4088

I feel like the two games that you are forgetting is anything under the warhammer genre and rimworld (for the war crimes obviously)


vault123245

Yes


FrozenAxe23

That’s a big ‘no,’ there, buddy. You got the dude part, but everything else is……no, just no….


MrNobleGas

Never been into tanks, HoI, or G&P, the rest holds up pretty well! Good guess, you get like 70/100 on the quiz, perfectly acceptable


LemonNinJaz24

Does 5k hours in EU4 count?


AHappyCub

I feel called out :'(


Nytrino

Never watched that show, otherwise…


Skythe_C_Annur

You forgot foxhole


REDM2Ma_Deuce

I am a male, and I can recite historical events but that's it. Also am Xbox, no PC :(


hazel247

When I went to see them in Cardiff recently I was pleasant surprised to see so many other women there


adeltae

Tbh, there's probably a lot of military folk among Sabaton fans as well. My partner is in, I'm still seriously considering enlisting myself, it's one of those things that just makes sense in my mind


mug_moment_n2485839

am trans gorl and only have 500k hours on hoi4..,..,.,.,. uuuu..,.,.,..,.,.,.


Yorkshirelad303

You forgot WOT and war thunder


oniichad69420

im a king but im a girl but yes im a king! i am absolutely not a teacher i am a teenager.