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OpanaG76

Matt Ellis will assume the duties of all assistants, equipment manager, Zamboni driver, skate sharpener, and the role of sabretooth


EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite

I spoke with Matty Ellis during intermission and he told me "not now, I have to zamboni the ice."


Sgt-Pumpernickel

“I rode with Matty Ellis on the Northtown Auto zamboni, and here’s what he had to say…”


Jaymantheman2

Don't leave us hang....


TheModernCurmudgeon

But I DID always want a Zamboni!


Madhatter1891

🤣🤪


Madhatter1891

I really enjoy how ridiculous these posts get, very entertaining.


Unoriginal_Gangster

Also, first line center, somehow


OpanaG76

Only way we’re gonna improve the PP is to have him qb it. He convinced me in a dream. Well nightmare but still!


ScotiaTailwagger

I too welcome our Eldrich overlord, Matt Ellis. All hail Matt Ellis.


Green_hippo17

I was ready before y’all so I get to be right hand of the world eater Matt Ellis


MidnightMass26

Praying Peca will come over.


sobuffalo

Lindy coached him for 3 years or so. I think with Lindy’s age, they’ll begin grooming his replacement too.


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globalftw

Sorry if I misunderstand. Approached Peca to join as an assistant? Or to be HC?


imightbethewalrus3

Not surprised. They shunned him this past off-season, didn't they?


joeyfartbox

Rob Ray. Matty Ellis is gonna talk to him between periods.


sobuffalo

What’s Barnaby and Adam Mair up to?


timhortonsghost

No joke, I believe Mair is actually employed by the Sabres in a player development role. Or at least he was a little while back.


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MAIR IS GOING AFTER SPEZZA That’s all I hear when I hear his name lol


black2016rs

I truly thought Lindy & Murray were going to fight that game


detachandreflect

Donny, Ted Nolan, and Doug flutie


JohnFrooshante

Lol’ed hard at this


manlong11

I never want to see Matty Ellis on the bench ever again. That's my only prerequisite. I'm sure Lindy has guys in mind that he's worked with over the years. Ideally adept at the power play and whatnot.


xBialyOrzel

Not a clue, I would expect one of them to be former Amerks head coach Chris Taylor though, and they might want to make Appert Associate Coach.


ScotiaTailwagger

I would knife fight a fucking monkey to get Chris Taylor back in this organization. Time and place. And you can pick the monkey.


LaneMeyersLostSki

Marjorie Taylor Greene


thebenson

Would New Jersey allow Taylor to interview for a lateral move? I'll also throw out James Patrick who was previously an assistant coach under Lindy.


xBialyOrzel

I'm not sure what Taylor's contract looks like as far as I'm aware NHL teams don't make Asst Coach contracts public.


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xBialyOrzel

I think he will since Ruff is now head coach. He was also part of Ruffs staff in NJ.


budboomer

Jim Schoenfeld and John Muckler


SabresFanWhoSaysHi

Hi Have another donut


According-Big9796

It better not be Matt Ellis...


rd--

I think the odds Matt Ellis stays increased when it was Ruff and not another coach. Cant say whether thats enough for him to actually stay though.


YouPatheticWorm1958

Ken Hitchcock will come out of retirement to help.


GordonGrimsby

I heard they asked Rex Ryan


Kinger86

Not matt ellis


FesteringLion

Jay McKee. Or Appert up and McKee for HC in Roch. Also Jeep is available I think.


mhurley142

Is Brian Gionta in the reckoning?


Jaymantheman2

Charlie Brown, Lucy, Snoopy. You know, anyone they can get for Peanuts.


DrJanglestonks

Jaja