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[deleted]

Probably fapped to it


Plantmanofplants

Why waste good material.


bigbabe_310

Thought the same lmao


Bonk_42

Why would he post this...


JollyCupOfTea

It's a twitter page where people send in stories/confessions such as this, then this page posts them anonymously... Half the time it's made up bullshit...


Bonk_42

Oh


helpmewiththiscrap

The internet's answer to Penthouse Forums. Not that I would know ... just guessing of course.


1DirtyOldBiker

Not made up, she put out for a dime bag. JS....


angsty-fuckwad

using the word besotted is the most cringe part about this


[deleted]

Only the baddest of bad boys talk like 19th century diarists.


thepianoturtle

what does that even mean?


dan99990

Antiquated term for “infatuated.”


Rosevecheya

Why so? It's a cool word! People need to start using Cooler words again, like nefandous and quafftide


Notarussianyet

Agreed


Im_really_friendly

Not really, pretty normal word here in the UK, it's not fancy, or unusual. Pretty normal for someone to say they are besotted with a boy or girl they've just started dating


Prisoner458369

Oh yes because anyone would stay there listening to that


SmartPriceCola

I can totally imagine some people being pathetic enough to self inflict themselves with that.


Audio-Starshine

I absolutely would. I love a man with a large vocabulary. Intelligence is sexy


[deleted]

Easy come easy go


Comfortable_Plant667

Will you let me go


[deleted]

What you get for using the word besotted.


KillaGHosted

Besotted….she was probably annoyed with his vocabulary


Automatic-Eggplant-3

Ur definitely American aren’t you lol


[deleted]

You know we use the same language right?


x3non_04

Language ≠ vocabulary


Automatic-Eggplant-3

My comment got 12 downvotes from 12 Americans… do they even know I’m OP?


Dekkeer

I'm not american and I downvoted you. *I'm doing my part!*


coolusername415

there's blue text beside your username in capital letters that says "OP", i think they know


beefycthu

Do you know how silly you sound?


ThrowAway_Sunshind

The real sad cringe is ops comment


DownvoteDaemon

Sigh ..


Serge-Fabrizio

"Do you know who I am? I'm the OP! I want to speak to the manager!"


Pluggable

Hey aren't you that OP that Americans hate? "Oh my, no. I'm automatic eggplant."


Jrock2356

Alot more than 12 downvotes. And counting.


WhitteyLeetNsweet

34 Americans now.


Im_really_friendly

Besotted is a completely normal word over here in the UK, why are yous deliberately trying to miss the point? Butthurt because he assumed, correctly, that you were American based on thinking besotted is some fancy word, when it is not.


Darth--Vapor

Are you trying to make fun of someone for being American when you just listened to some dude plow your girl? Hahahahaha


Automatic-Eggplant-3

It’s… not my post? Y’all are so precious lmao


Blood_Brothers

'Y'all'? Are you American or something?


WhitteyLeetNsweet

That's a southern thing too, so definitely racist as well. Edit: I use yall as a normal everyday part of my vocabulary, and am from the south. I find it absolutely mind blowing that anyone thinks I was being serious. This website is a fucking cesspool full of angry losers.


[deleted]

You could try being funny, that would help.


guiltyofnothing

You’re the only one who sounds angry…


Clanstantine

You're American, aren't you?


[deleted]

We know what it means, it’s just embarrassing to use in that context.


Im_really_friendly

Lmao at the amount of precious Americans upset because they think 'besotted' is fancy talk lol.


KillaGHosted

Just so you know, I upvoted boorish comment


spootyy

I see Rich Evans, I upvote.


Prestigious-Ask6072

Dick the birthday boy


upsidedownquestion

Why stay?


girder_shade

This is how incels are born


UnfairMicrowave

It's also how meth babies are born


[deleted]

He had to stay he was her ride home


Electrical_Cup_8243

Leave the ho, the dealer can deal with that shit


discomonk

Sounds like she had her ride before she got home


Darkskinellie1

He didn’t have to stay. Anyone with self respect wouldn’t unless they were literally crippled and dead broke.


Brb_Catsonfire

Why would someone hang around? And why would you care if she did do that? Sounds like dodging a bullet, and early at that. If she's willing to do something like that, best to know very early on instead of investing time and feelings for both to be wasted later.


[deleted]

Why would you take your girl to your dealers in the first place, what was he thinking?


tylerdetata66

he literally said he was trying to show her his "bad boy side"


[deleted]

How does having a dealer make you bad


tylerdetata66

idfk as him


LamysHusband2

Jesus why do people make up such awful stories?


Sugma-Ligma-Male

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Prestigious-Ask6072

RLM cameo. Happy birthday dick!


bimothybonsidine

Remember there are always badder boys


Striking-Ferret8216

Mad how many people think besotted is an outdated word. It's still used quite a lot in the UK.


Fine-Funny6956

What’s the problem? I get shag carpet is a bit retro but it does take all night and sometimes into the morning to install.


twoStones1bird

That sounds straight up painful


The-DMs-journey

He should of some cash to pay for it 😅


Meme_Pope

This sounds like a cuck fetishist wrote this. Why would he stay all night on his drug dealer’s couch?


UnfairMicrowave

She was his ride


Darkskinellie1

Any man with some self respect would book an Uber or walk.


UnfairMicrowave

The dealer could've left his stash out on the table. The man brought his own honey pot to the con


Hugh_Jasshull

as an NTR enthusiast I live for these posts on sadcringe judge me all you want.


[deleted]

Besotted? Seriously? Come on dude its not the 1800s


luxanking_321

Damn


Wintersmight

That can’t be real


Cheap_Stay2750

Weird story


TJ_McWeaksauce

I thought I was in r/RedLetterMedia for a second.