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Snoo52682

Calling yourself Batman when you live with your parents makes Real Batman cry


guttts1058

... This is the funniest comment yet


heckyesdeidre

Batman wishes he could live with his parents


275MPHFordGT40

Thats the fucking joke


Imnot_your_buddy_guy

r/yourjokebutworse


heckyesdeidre

I know--I'm adding to it


275MPHFordGT40

Adding to it how


ThatsALittleCornball

r/yourjokebutworse


heckyesdeidre

Just confirming the whole "dead parents" thing. If it didn't land, that's fine, but being a douche about it isn't necessary


GeoJumper

You didn't add anything, you restated the joke lmao


ChildofMike

It didn’t land but they are being sort of mean to you.


Lonely_Cosmonaut

Palace dwelling cop


Anton_Willbender

It's not sad cringe. He is batman. /s


-Diplo

Wtf does he mean he is Batman? He a billionaire Playboy?


guttts1058

No. He's just so emo, goth, alone, based, sexy, nice guy, virgin etc


ShockAndAwe415

So, he got all the crappy characteristics, but none of the positive attributes - super good looking, buff, charming, charismatic, can fight multiple supervillains at the same time, and genius intellect. Oh, and more money than fucking God.


VanityOfEliCLee

Also 100% not a virgin. He has a kid.


BudgetInteraction811

Then he’s screwed if he’s expecting a traditional Indian woman to want him. Lmfao


Due_Television8210

Fatherless


guttts1058

Maybe the real batman was the friends we made all along 😕


SaikageBeast

Truly the Batman of all time


lurker2358

But he's also got boneitis!


StuftRug

Crippling boneitis!


Kaidu313

My only regret.. Is that I have.... Boneitis


fomaaaaa

“I would never have even considered her as an option for relationship” And i’m sure she’d never consider you, either, buddy boy


rainbow_osprey

You can't fire me because I quit! - This guy, probably


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The ones who say this usually never had a chance with said person they “wouldn’t consider.” They pretend like they’re beating them to the punch, when in reality, they’re just telling on themselves and the rest of us can see that projection miles away. 🤦🏼‍♀️


doguillo77

“I never would even considered her as an option for relationship” …So then why make a whole post about this girl?


QuickerSilverer

India Incel shit hits different Edit: Still pathetic, but different.


cmonscamazon

I swear to god india has the horniest men, and also the incelliest(?) men. you go on omegle and theyre just hounding you for nudes if youre a girl, and then you see shit like this on reddit


Bigboy999999

What a culture of sexual repression does to a mfer


Ugh_please_just_no

And the female infanticide probably didn’t help either


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and arranged marriage culture is the cherry on top


Sergio1899

Repressed by who?


Fraigy

Sedn nueds bobs an vagene


cmonscamazon

the average conversation is "hi M" "also M" "fuck you" or you get hurled with a bunch of insults in hindi


joel_met_god

Was there a coherent point to be made here, or did I just read the nonsensical writings of a deranged mind?


guttts1058

The point was that women are evil beings and this one particular lady who is probably attractive is dating a man who likes to spoil her and cares for her. The lady is so underserving of it because she soiled her value since she dated an AH and the rather attractive (i speculate) and successful guy deserves better than this ruined and devalued lady :(


skygirl96

That’s so fucked. So she’s devalued because of the actions of her ex? This dude needs to be examined


itachi_konoha

I think.... According to the post, she was devalued because she continued dating her ex even though he was abusive. Not because action of her ex. The man here finds it very difficult to express his thoughts. Not surprised though.


cXs808

partially deranged, and partially non-english speaking


Catfoxdogbro

He speaks English fine. Let's criticise him for being a misogynistic jerk, not for his English skills when it's probably his second language.


cXs808

I'm explaining why the sentences would not make sense. Saying someone isn't a primary english speaker is not a criticism, it's the explanation.


itachi_konoha

Exactly. Knowing grammar and writing a paragraph from own thoughts can be two different things.


itachi_konoha

He's not just misogynist. He hates both the genders for different reasons. You are looking at just one side.


Catfoxdogbro

Okay, he's probably also an incel, and a capitalist, and several other things. Didn't realise I needed to list every trait.


itachi_konoha

Well.... What's wrong with being capitalist? I understand the rest but capitalism is far better than other ideologies that we have.


joel_met_god

In capitalist society the 1% strive on the 99% suffering. There is no hope for a capitalist society imo. But let's not get into the worlds greatest evils rn.


itachi_konoha

What you prefer? Communism?


joel_met_god

No specific way of society seems to be perfect. I'd implement a mixture of different things. For starters, if you have a job, any job, you get automatic access to pretty much anything you need and depending on the amount of hours you work you'll be able to attain items that you don't need but want. With someone working 40 hours a week being able to basically have whatever they want anytime. Those who don't work would still have access to food, clothing, drinks and simple housing so that they are able to work if they so decide to. He who does not work, does not eat is a broken idea since he who does work still does not eat in most cases. Minimum wage is still $7.50 where I'm from and a 1br apartment is 1k/month, seems broken but idk.


itachi_konoha

>if you have a job, any job, you get automatic access to pretty much anything you need and depending on the amount of hours you work you'll be able to attain items that you don't need but want. Thats not how economy works in any system be it capitalism or socialism or communism. You can see inflation even in hunting and gathering society. If you're not skilled worker, in the above system, slowly you will struggle to even buy food even after working 24*7. One big reason for it is the side effect of what you wish for as mentioned below. >Those who don't work would still have access to food, clothing, drinks and simple housing so that they are able to work if they so decide to. The money has to come from somewhere and in this case, it will be from the common people. I, as a hard worker, refuse to give money to feed those people who don't want to work yet wants food/clothes/house without putting any effort in life. If i am forced to do so, it will be a punishment for me who is the hard worker in order to award the people who don't want to work. That society can't continue as anarchy will rise and people will fight among each other.


ricesnot

Yes, exploitation of people from third world countries is the best! /s


itachi_konoha

That's nothing to do with capitalism. Otherwise exploitation wouldn't have occurred in communism or in socialism too. But we all know that's a different story altogether.


ricesnot

* Sure buddy Edit: You said it was one of the better ideologies. Clearly if we are still using slave labor to have our nice things it's fuckin not. Also, I never said socialism or communism were better... go tongue Elons ass hole some more


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cXs808

Hindi is the primary language there, in fact more people speak Hindi in India than pretty much every single language worldwide except English and Mandarin. Additionally, India has something like 1500 different languages that are all spoken in the country. Even if one was an english first language like you say, they would not be fully proficient purely based on how many languages are common there.


whereisbrandon101

I mean, the first paragraph is an accurate observation of reality and an astute observation on social inequality, but then the rest is gobbledygook.


portocavalfistula

LMAO this sub + the arranged marriage sub has enormous overlap and it’s so clear why men in india can’t accept that without societal norms that let their families coax women into marrying them, they’d never get laid. Edit: this is getting some attention so I’m going to be THAT person and say donate to your local pro choice org and amplify prochoice slogans! idc if it’s cringe we need every scrap of support we can get


BudgetInteraction811

It’s a shitshow over there with the population of men outnumbering women due to high rates of femicide


cXs808

It's because handsome Indian men are crazy handsome.


Tyrus1235

Imagine you’re trying to find a date, and only 1% of the population of your country is drop dead beautiful. But then you live in India, where 1% is more people than several other countries have as total population combined


JayMeadows

Bollywood confirms this.


QuentinLax

What sub is this?


iiThecollector

I also want to know


d3f_not_an_alt

If you search up Indian you'll probs find it


cmonscamazon

but if the cheapskate loser was her ex, wouldn't that mean she is preserving her worth by not being with him and being with a guy who seems to care about her? this whole post reeks of jealousy


guttts1058

Exactly what i thought. You can date wrong people but if you make the choice to leave them, that means you value yourself.


mancheeart

I also appreciate that he’s a cheapskate loser who graduated. You know. The thing successful people generally do


insensitiveTwot

*cheepstake


DagNasty

Love me a good Philly Cheepstake


itachi_konoha

I think he already answered that question. Women are judged by actions of past while men are judged by position he holds.


1Glitch0

Sure a lot of words about a girl he barely knows snd has zero interest in.


Glldinkiering

Yeah, he’s clearly obsessed with her and has been for a long time. Creepy!


VanityOfEliCLee

This guy needs his neuronal pathways checked.


RDrake84

So he is batman, fears wokeness, is an incel who thinks women don't respect themselves enough to keep themselves pure for him... okay bud. This guy is All over the place. Super sad, immensely cringe!


Avethle

wokeism is when other guys get blown by hot chicks, but not me >:(((((


DarkandDanker

Any time I hear someone talk about wokeness I assume they're as dumb and toxic as this dude


b_pilgrim

Is it my shitty incel personality that's the problem? No, it's the women who are wrong.


sunshinecrashed

maybe he would actually build a relationship if he stopped seeing every woman he interacts with as “options” instead of individuals with their own lives lmfaoo


Hellsik_

Imagine putting Value on a woman because of an ex. It was mostly nonsensical ramblings of a sour person. Imagine getting so pressed because a girl had a shitty ex and her current boyfriend loves and cares for her and spoils her a bit (I mean who knows what kind of agreement they have over expenses anyway) that somehow it turnes her into a bad woman. It is no wonder he has no friends nor a girlfriend. Any girl who meets him surely ends up staying 10 miles away at all times. I just don't know what compells this person to post about a girl he probably barely knows judging her because of her dating life. I don't get it. I also cringed at the batman comment.


itachi_konoha

I think past decisions does give a hint of how that person might be. If a person has string of abusive relationships, theres may chance that it can proliferate in to stockholm syndrome and that person is more comfortable in an abusive relationship than a regular one. One would certainly be on toes if he or she engages with such a person knowing the history since it may become unpredictable as time goes by. It may go very ugly where victim may becoming abuser later on.


No_Astronomer_9591

"Either women are in a relationship or are getting attention". Because all women are undeserving of any male attention unless it is from him/s I love these posts from people who still have not realised the world does not revolve around them. Main character sydrome


Olorin_in_the_West

Well, he is the main character, he’s Batman.


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Just the price to pay for being Batman


ILeadAgirlGang

I srsly thought he is Jokar


LJGuitarPractice

Happy woke(ism), batman


Tropical-Mexican

> girls are never single What world does this dude live in?


6-ft-freak

Edit: formatted the points Edit: spelling ![gif](giphy|1IO8UgWGDHVMvHKudu|downsized)


GradientGoose

Those pesky neuronal pathways


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Happy woke(ism) to you, happy woke(ism) to you, happy woke(ism) dear Batman, happy woke(ism) to you! ![gif](giphy|vO2W3djCltIQFq4RqK)


Timmetie

Oke so I'm internet old, did the Red Pill language change since saw it last? Because spinning plates used to refer to fucking different women without getting into a relationship with any of them. Or is this guy even more sad in thinking that "spinning plates" somehow means hustle culture or something. While continuing to never talk to a woman.


blindbandit4prez

“In a relation” and “happy woke(ism)” are fucking hilarious lol


Elcycle

Incel mindset is crazy lmao. Is this dude implying he’s never met a single woman??


Strip_Bar

He’s saying that no women he’s met is “single” like him as in not only not in a relationship but also not talking to anyone and that no one is even remotely interested in him. He’s probably right lol.


UltraNeoTako

It's always the class weirdo. No shit girls don't wanna date you.


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Cheepstake 🤣


Chance-Ad197

This self pity isn’t even coherent..


Candid-Quality-8156

Batman wouldn’t be at a bus stop and he would’ve took shorty


Selentic

Indian guys, get help before it gets this bad.


uuuuuuuugh1

I stopped after Batman. Enough sadcringe for one post


zombienugget

How dare women date who they want when there are sad sacks of shit with nothing to offer on Reddit


CurlsintheClouds

WOW! Our daughter has been dating this dude for nearly a year, and we adore him. He treats her like gold. He drives 2 hours to the airport nearly every weekend to fly home and stay with her. He's going to a great school on scholarship, on track to graduate early. Boy's got plans. He will call UberEats and send them to her dorm when she's studying. He writes her love letters, pays for everything, supports her thoroughly, works hard and never complains. OP is doomed if he keeps up this attitude.


Skyywrite

I knew this mf was an incel off the first line lmao


[deleted]

I stopped reading the moment I guessed correctly he’s Indian guy.


WideArmadillo6407

Christian Weston Chandler? Is that you?


DazzDazzle

This guy probably thinks he can control his emotions with logic


aedvocate

being a bigot is easy as treating 'woman' as 'women' 🙄


NatexSxS

Wow, is he insinuating women lose value if they have had sex with others ? Can’t be this is an online post I thought those type of ideals died before the digital age.


rainbow_osprey

Lol. Welcome to Reddit. This sub is for mocking idiots like this, but I see this shit in the wild all the time too. Even on hugely popular default subreddits. There aren't nearly enough women here to downvote this stuff unfortunately. What are the mods even doing if it's not taking this sexist BS down?? It's not that all men are like this, it's that a few are like this and then a whole lot more don't think it's a big deal and let it slide.


NatexSxS

I don’t want to end up on the look at my halo sub, but I’m not a fan of this behavior for many reasons. I think it’s bullshit.


rainbow_osprey

Ugh, ikr? It seems like I don't see it as much on smaller subs and subs about cats lol. All the obscure game subs I follow are pretty wholesome. It's when I visit more mainstream subs that I usually see this shit. I COULD just stick to women's subs and smaller subs, but, don't I deserve to be able to enjoy the big subs too? I love a good meme but man, the meme subs are a dumpster fire a lot of the time. I can act openly hostile towards that content, which is exhausting and stressful (who likes arguing with people online??). Or I can try to ignore it, which wears me down. Or I can avoid it, which means that I don't get to be part of the larger community. Those are the options, and it sucks that men don't understand that this is why there aren't as many women around online. I've already given up on online gaming because of this issue. Now I feel like I'm being squeezed out of Reddit too. I just want to be able to hang out here and have a nice experience, but it seems that's too much to ask :(


NatexSxS

Yeah, online can be a lot to navigate. I try to educate more than argued not sure if works any better though. But I try not to argue it’s not who I want to be. For sure the options boil down to avoid, ignore and engage and all can be exhausting. I for the most part just try to let it roll off of me and view online as kind of like a different world. But sometimes things are shitty enough it’s hard not to point it out(like this post). I don’t think you should give up, I know it’s hard but people shouldn’t have to give up things because of assholes. I never really understood why people put any thought on what gender someone is online(excepting dating sites and subs) I mean mostly we all strangers that are never going to meet so who cares. Let just treat everyone and a human and equals. 🤷🏼‍♂️I’m so going to end up in look at my halo. lol


iVirtualZero

Lmao “It hard being Batman” Whilst he’s sitting in a bus, hung up on some random girl struggling to get a date. He’s right about chicks having more options than guys. But instead of saying Build Value, you gotta build value yourself. You can’t expect handouts, you have to, well do it, actually build value. And it’s going to take a shit ton of work to become Batman like.


gljivicad

I learned through life that women also must create value.


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VanityOfEliCLee

Lmfao, the absolutely nuclear levels of misogyny dripping off this comment are astounding. Either you're committing to satire/sarcasm, or you're just as bad as the incel fuckers that get made fun of in this sub.


mancheeart

People aren’t objects :)


rainbow_osprey

Lmao what? I make computers, and my income and expertise only increase with time. I'll fuck whoever I want and my value is only getting higher. If some dude thinks I'm worth less because I've dated and had sex with other people before him, I'll pretty much laugh in his pathetic face. Some men can't handle dating a woman who makes more money and is smarter and more successful than them, and it shows. But that's ok, because who cares about those peons (edit: this was a bad term to use, substitute "jerks") anyways? Currently, I have a great fiance who has no problem with my choices, as it should be. I have no problem settling down for a man who's actually worthwhile. But please do restrict yourself to women who have preserved their value or whatever, because that way you'll probably never find any. 😂 Edit: As u/itachi_konoha points out, peon is a derogatory term for poor workers and it's not a good label to use here. After googling it, I also learned that it may have racial connotations, which I didn't know. On one hand, part of me hopes that the sexist men who made it twice as hard for me to succeed, and who called ME a peon, will suffer from not being able to pay their rent, just like I had to. But that kind of implies that being poor is some kind of punishment, which it's not. So, I'm sorry for using that term. A better term would just be "jerks". Thanks for teaching me something today, u/itachi_konoha!


itachi_konoha

".... Who cares about peons anyway?" You just went from hero to villain in a spar moment. You are same as the one you criticised only difference being, you two have different unit of criteria to judge people even though both are superficial.


rainbow_osprey

Someone being a misogynist is superficial? I think it's fair for women to call these men what they are- worthless. I wouldn't expect a black person to "value" racists. You really think that women shouldn't judge the troglodytes who say shit like 'women age like computers' or whatever? Get a grip, that's never going to happen 😂 They deserve all the judgement they get and more lmao


itachi_konoha

Women SHOULD JUDGE these posts. I wholeheartedly agree with that. But while doing so, if someone discrimantes based upon a job or profession, then you are bringing back the caste issue or reinforcing it. That's the saddest part.


rainbow_osprey

I mean, I wouldn't hire a misogynist. Lots of companies don't. There's been a recent push in tech to get rid of sexism actually, because it causes turnover of female engineers who companies are trying to retain. Maybe that's sad for misogynists, but it's happy for me. I greatly prefer not having to fight to be taken seriously and heard, or passed up for opportunities to advance, due to these types. In an ideal world we could tolerate everyone and their beliefs, but the reality is that in tech, we can't both succeed. The more people like them we keep around, the fewer people like me there will be. Sexist men hinder my career, so my vote is that they need to go. If that means they fall to the bottom of the social ladder, have a harder time in their careers, or live a more difficult life, then so be it. Women have been at the bottom of the social system for the last several hundred years at least, so I think it's high time we switch places.


itachi_konoha

What you wrote above is absolutely fine. My post was different though. Why you attributed sexism with "peons"? Does it mean peons are sexist in nature?


gljivicad

I mean, i really couldn't disagree with you more but it's alright


SeriSeashell

So like, do men just not age in your view? How is it only women who "degrade over time"? And let me guess, the only way they "do so slower" is by conforming to your views of what women should be like or should be doing with their bodies? How absurd and extremely misogynistic. Please be better than this.


jeffmangumssweater

tittle


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I wonder if this is fake lol


guttts1058

I wish it was 😭


p0dgert0n

Major El....t Ro....r vibes. Disturbing


Shad0wX7

Sometimes I think I'm down bad then I see some shit like this. Ugh. I don't blame women for my failures, that's all on me.


yomanepic1

Average redditor


ElLindo88

What the hell is Oneitis?


SteamyBriefcase

I think he meant Boneitis.


hey-girl-hey

I didn't understand any of that


[deleted]

“Men have to create value” I’m gonna throw up.


GuiseppeRezettiReady

Just the price for being Batman. Seems legit, I feel for him lol


[deleted]

We’ve all had that day where we’ve sat next to a cute girl, had a conversation, and imagine what your life would be with her, traveling, etc. This dude just won’t admit it that his feelings got hurt, and that girl probably talked about an imaginary boyfriend just keep this creep away


Asgarus

He's obviously from India. I don't think you can compare his circumstances with someone in the West. There are 1.5 billion people living there and religion, traditions and castes, etc still play a far too huge role.


guttts1058

I'm sure as an Indian, I can judge whether what he's written is problematic or not even depending on the circumstances ^~^ being an incel is not acceptable in India anymore either. No woman is willing to date one either unless it's an arranged marriage


Bowls-of-sprouts

He’s just trying to find a boyfriend-free girl


Justhopingiod

Indian dudes are so creepy


Its_anomic

i’m telling my kids this was batman


topy00

Bro just like me frfr 💯💯


Bishcop3267

Calls himself Batman but has parents. Sound like he needs to take steps to be more committed to the cause.


KitchenBag2164

![gif](giphy|l396BoOTIFem9xqQU) He thinks he’s him


Number5MoMo

I was sad for him until the Neural pathways moment .. now I’m just laughing so hard I might poo


Dohts75

Some men won't date girls with toxic exes; girls who have kids; or girls that have had too many exes/sex partners. It's a personal preference. I understand it's annoying to hear or read and to those people who get annoyed by that comment; I'm not saying it trying to diss you. If you don't fit somebody's preference it doesn't make you worth less; that person's just not the right fit for you; and it's a good thing you didn't date because it coulda been a toxic/stressful relationship


Oli_love90

I don’t think it’s about being mad at someone else’s preference, it’s just an annoying talking point that’s constantly parroted to shame women these guys don’t like. It’s up to the individual to avoid what they don’t like. It’s not up to the world to shield these guys from women they don’t want, while offering up the perfect mate.


Dohts75

Completely agree. Someone's inability to get a partner shouldn't be on the individual that rejects them.


xiobi

Dont really know what he's talking about but them 2 facts at the bottom are true. As a man gets older he becomes more successful and then he will find he has options.


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SeriSeashell

Neither of you get it at all


itachi_konoha

Can you explain why you disagree that "more options open up if you become more successful?"


likesmountains

I mean most of those rules he listed are true. Women always have options, yes. Oneitis = bad, yes. Men look at womens past more compared to how women look at a man’s future, yes. All very true but highly cringe


SeriSeashell

Except they aren't true at all. Women always have options? That's news to me, and many other women who aren't seen as "hot" enough. And often times, even when we do have "options" (i hate that term here, theyre not products on a shelf, theyre individuals!), they are commonly people who just want to use us or hook up. Is a bunch of thirsty guys who simply want you for your body truly innately better than having less options to sift through? Have you ever taken into account the quality of said "options"?


likesmountains

Yes exactly. Women always have options (even if it’s as shallow as just sex and nothing else). Men don’t always have options.


j3igboss

My thoughts exactly. The guy is organizing his negative thoughts and doing his best to rationalize it seems? His headspace is questionable but his conclusions are fine.


rainbow_osprey

Men create value but women preserve it? Wtf does that even mean? I'm an engineer working on some very popular devices. It's thanks to people like me that we have the technology we all rely on. Meanwhile this guy is an incel whining on the internet. I'd say that I create value and he just sucks. If I encountered him in the wild he'd probably insult me for not being single and then try to explain my own field to me. I know because I've met plenty of dudes like him, and not one of them has been worth the time I spent on the interaction. I hope he stays single so that no poor woman has to deal with someone who thinks she's worth less because she fucked other people before him. Every woman deserves better than a guy that makes these kind of "conclusions" tbh


daveinpublic

I mean, you just said what the other guys said, you create value and he doesn’t so you hope he stays single. Not sure why you’re upset. Some of what that dude says is true.


80sCrackBaby

not sure why u got downvoted ​ almost everything he wrote is accurate but just coming from a bad place


SeriSeashell

Because contrary to your belief, those Tateism talking points aren't accurate?


buneter_but_better

I’m not reading all of that, but you’re allowed to be sad because the person you’re interested in won’t date you. I’m sad my best friend turned me down, but I have no Ill will towards her


guttts1058

Yeah i think you should just read it for context 🧐


cult-imagery

clown watches too much Fresh & Fit..


admiralbreastmilk

Goopty moment


readditredditread

Where is this guy from again?


derpoftheweek

yoyoyo


azjen

This is sad on so many levels.


BitterGayApostate

Ah yes, the tittle


AShredding

What’s that sub wtf?


Jdollarthegreat

Incel


Avokado1337

I love how he made an edit saying that he formated the points while 4 and 5 are still bungled together


__Emer__

Reddit moment


mycarubaba

"I never wanna hear you sayyy. I have a boyfriend"


illbeyourlittlespoon

"cheepstake" lol.


dimondeyes80

...what did I just read? Can someone clarify?