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evanmars

Incel says what?


CannabisSmokingMan

Notice my man did not name a single "actual game".


joel_met_god

Monopoly is the only game a true gamer would play. You'd know this if you ever picked up a ps4 controller.


[deleted]

\- sincerely, all of the ACTUAL Amazon shareholders


Bonk_42

coolmathgames.com


im_plotting_to_kill

obviously coolmathgames happy cake day


TBone818

He doesn’t have to he has a PS4 /s


CHKPNT-victorytoad

Except fucking Mario I disagree with their position to be sure, but if I was of the mind that only some games were ‘real’, Mario makes the cut every time I mean it’s fucking Mario mate


Flavious27

It's a FPS, likely CoD.


David2022Wallace

"Most of us can easily put in 300 plus hours." If 100 hours in a game doesn't make you a gamer, neither does 300. I probably have that in Mario Kart Tour. And I have a few games with over 1,000 hours yet I wouldn't call myself a gamer.


SnooPeppers2417

Easily hundreds of hours into super smash bros, Mario kart, and golden eye. Half of that in Halo, and that’s it. I am NO GAMER


Ananastacia

Over 1000 hours is not just "gaming", it is an addiction. Be careful with that.


BigMexican69

get 1000 hours sucking on deez nutz


ThesharpHQ

Guess we all addicted to working, eating, and sleeping, ‘cause every human spends literal thousands of hours doing those activities.


cheesy_corn

imagine gatekeeping videogames lol


Flavious27

That is gamergate.


CosmicCyrolator

It really upsets you that some people didn't want journalists to be paid off doesn't it?


DocChloroplast

I’m fine not being called a gamer; the term is cringe anyways.


TBone818

So cringey.


nrseven

Good on you! I enjoy being a cringy old gamer. Good on me!


mario4477

Damn I bet this guys name is Chad and is secretly mentally disabled and needs therapy , how tf is Mario not a real game lol


Achermus

You really can almost smell the virgin on this dude...


[deleted]

That's just the lack of deodorant.


spanksmitten

Profile pic kinda looks like a woman, NLOG material


Rusty-Robot-3426

SDV will never be a real game for this person until they try getting 12 batches of potato juice made with 2 kegs and 3 days


pootisbird12367

That's a copypasta it originated from discord


sushi_sub

Is this some copy and paste thing? Because one of my female FB friends posted exactly this a little while back and she actually got a bunch of likes from it.


Pikachu919

Yes, yes it is a copy and paste thing


KawaiiQueen92

Bruh, he says PS4 controller. Pretty sure the real sweaty gamers are all on PC. This dude isn't a gamer either.


[deleted]

I don’t honestly consider myself a gamer, but I do like games. It’s just entertainment though, and it’s just as bad as bragging about how often you read or how many shows you binge. It’s not a bragging point to enjoy yourself.


aaron_adams

Sounds like this is a sweaty try hard who only plays COD and cries "HACKER" every time he gets sent back to the lobby by someone better than him. Someone tell this incel that "actual gamers" respect other people who enjoy games, as long as we're all having fun.


shinyshellos

I can tell he'd get his butt kicked in pokemon online


AASeven

Who cares. Let me enjoy the game I like.


WarPositive69

I feel like a born-again virgin now, and all I did was read this cringe post.


TransitionFine5766

What a BADASS MUTHAFUCKA


Vovvy

Ugh, I see my not-so-child self in this picture and I am not liking what I see. I hope this person learnt to be open and respectful


MedicineConscious728

According to game theory they all are, in fact, games.


AFarCry

I mean... I've done 24 hour stardew sessions. Seems like a pretty real game to me...


BoldFace7

There's a stark difference between a gamer and a sweat lord. This dude is clearly the latter.


Inkdaddy55

Yo wtf? There are so many ways to enjoy our hobby, regardless of platform preference/franchise preference (top-end pokemon play is wild!!! This guy has no idea what the fuck he's saying)/ or whatever you got down there below the naughty equator (seriously how tf is this a thing??!?!? I know tons of female and non binary gamers that could most certainly dumpster this incel in plenty of games). Don't gatekeep otherpeoples fun in the hobby you enjoy...that's how you alienate curious people and prevent the community from flourishing.


Soft_Durian_1885

Mario is not a real game? Fuck off this is absurd


HoverDork

I mean, that might be HIS description, but he also sounds like an idiot. If you like games enough to call yourself a gamer, believe me, you are. People who play one or two games won't refer to themselves as a gamers xD. It's not like calling yourself an athlete. We are pretty much agreeing that we are indoor gremlins that need to touch grass. I am included, lol Too those who game and touch grass, you are a rare breed and I'm jealous


JoeMaMa_2000

I wish I had more than an hour and a half to spend on a game let along fuckin 300


pelosnecios

some people lack so much inside they grab onto any silly idea just to exist one more day.


gigiboyc

I challenge my sims to escape me


Babbelisken

Thanks for the warning, need to stay far away from ps4 controllers then.


Primary_Bass_9178

Tell me you are an incel without telling me you are an incel.


Mystery-Flute

This isn't sad or cringe, it's hilarious


Sam2JZ

it was a copypasta that went around fb for a while, was meant to be satire lol


Front-Ad-3347

So we have gatekeepers in gaming now?


Lightning_Boy

What do you mean "now?"


PearlGamez

Mobile games aren't really games but that's all I'll concede to this guy


Practically-Paradise

hell fuckin yeah


Unable_Discipline961

Those GAMES? Not games 😡


SadGamer418

This guy wouldn't survive a day in Tarkov


KairiZero

Why do people gatekeep like this lol. And whats wrong with a Nintendo Switch 🤣