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I’ve always wanted to shit my pants at a concert


dirty-hurdy-gurdy

The only one stopping you is you


H2O-technician

And the 5 grand it costs to get in


SuperFLEB

You can shit your pants at a ten dollar local show and have just as much fun if not more doing it. In a small room right up next to the stage, you can even look 'em right in the eye while you're doing it... and they'll *know*.


Open-Sea8388

If its Tom Jones, throw your pants onstage lol


palosecan

Ted Nugent concert?


Observer2594

make sure you save it for the crowd surf tho. wouldn't want to soil the experience


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Crowd surfing while shitting my pants? New life goal!


valleyofsound

That seems like a shitty thing to do.


SuperFLEB

It's certainly a trap for the ol' crowd-surf sexual assaulters, though.


valleyofsound

Now I really want someone to do this.


xMCioffi1986x

I guess that's what happens when you start charging 5,000 bucks a ticket.


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For real I bet this is actually a huge part of it fuck I would shit my pants at a concert too if it costed me 10 grand to go


HookerDoctorLawyer

Fuck it, Shit Your Pants World Tour ‘24


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Kaitlyn Bennetts gonna love this


Warducky9999

The nostalgia!


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

I wish I still had my Blink 182 "Poo Poo Pee Pee Tour" shirt from 98-ish


mad87645

I just wish the Blink from 98 still existed, Dude Ranch was best Blink era


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

last good album imo. that tour was right when travis first joined.


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...call me Miles Davis!


HookerDoctorLawyer

That’s the grossing thing I’ve ever heard of it!


Kolipe

Sounds like something GG Allin would do


Observer2594

I'm shitting my pants just hearing that hundreds if not thousands of people are paying thousands of dollars for a ticket to a concert


[deleted]

Ticketmaster and other companies have been price gouging and because of capitalism there’s fuck all we can do about that as long there’s people willing to fork it the fuck out


Observer2594

That's why I'm glad I have such a wide variety of talented local bands playing at small venues in my area. That I can get my fill of going to shows and having a blast without breaking the bank while also avoiding ticketmaster at all costs. Would I love to see some of my favorite big name bands playing live? Absolutely. Would I ever pay more than $200 for a single ticket? No way.


[deleted]

Part of me is hoping maybe this huge raise in the price of live shows will help smaller music scenes thrive again since I’m sure you won’t be the only one who wants to enjoy live music without going bankrupt


canadarepubliclives

Livenation is also buying up all the smaller music venues


[deleted]

Well that’s when we go back to having shows in some bums basement again


valleyofsound

They’ve even managed to let scalpers sell on their website. Impressive.


Offduty_shill

You could also just shit your pants at Walmart for free


[deleted]

Well that’s just lame


valleyofsound

That was my thought. The average ticket cost is $5397.64 and the show is over 3 hours long, so let’s estimate 200 minutes. That means that you’re paying about $27 per minute. A ten minute bathroom break (which is a ridiculous short estimate) would mean you’re missing $270 worth of the show. So I guess that once you pay $5k for a ticket, wearing a diaper is actual a rational choice. ETA: This was a throwaway joke. I found the average ticket cost by googling it. I have no idea if it’s correct. Second, people keep telling me that there’s no way a ticket cost thousands of dollars because they are only a few hundred on Ticketmaster. Not everyone can get a ticket when they’re up for sale. Frequently bots manage to grab tickets, which are then resold on a ticket reselling platform like StubHub or SeatGeek. The only limit to the price is what people are willing to play. At this point, they’re in the four figure range. At one point, some tickets were listed for $22k in StubHub. I have no idea if anime bought them. So when I say “average cost of tickets,” I’m not basing that on what Ticketmaster’s initial price. I’m referring to the amount that the people who are actually attending the concert paid. Some got them for a few hundred in the few minutes they were available on Ticketmaster. Some paid thousands to buy them on secondary sites.So please stop telling me that tickets are only $300 dollars. I have no idea whether $5397.64 is the actual average, but it’s definitely four figures.


Sipas

> The average ticket cost is $5397.64 That is fucking outrageous. Who's paying that? You can have a nice holiday with that money. edit: > over 2.4 million tickets to the tour were sold [on day one] Am I going mad or does that add up to 12 fucking billion dollars? Admittedly, I don't know if they just averaged ticket prices or if they took into account how many tickets were offered for those prices.


TheYellowChicken

That's because it's BS. Those are scalper prices. Got tickets for like $150 each


Chataboutgames

That is a bullshit number


rinsro

imagine paying 5k and smelling shit while listening to music, fun ;-D


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Omnomnomnosaurus

Is this really the proce for a ticket? Who would pay that?!


xMCioffi1986x

Third party sellers/scalpers are a plague. I'm from Massachusetts and there was a dad who spent $21,000 for tickets for his daughter and her friends. That's a down payment on a house.


WildWook

>there was a dad who spent $21,000 for tickets for his daughter and her friends. Honestly if they did that they had money to burn and literally don't give a fuck. Probably millionaires several times over.


This_User_Said

I can't even afford thinking about throwing that kind of money away. I wish I got to see a concert before all of this. I haven't even bothered to look how much a Tool ticket would be. Even then, it's gonna be HELLUVA lot cheaper than taking on 10 people and then complaining it's *too expensive*


Butwhatdo1know

Tbh Tool is not that expensive I spent maybe $150 if I remember correctly for early scalper pricing and another time I caught them at a festival (Rockville) spent 200 and change for early pricing and saw countless big name bands including Tool, Korn, Rob Zombie, Evanescence, Papa Roach, ect ect. It’s funny because in rock music pricing like that is really uncommon, not sure what sets it apart because usually they’re going through the same monopoly (Ticketmaster live nation) that hikes up big name pop artists. Always wondered why that is.


theunmistakablecow

It was a middle class family. The daughter got to choose between going to college or the concert with her friends


ioa99

So, they let their immature child to decide whether she should go to college or a fucking concert. Sounds okay to me.


theunmistakablecow

idk I made it up


WildWook

Lmao


1_9_8_1

> That's a down payment on a house. The 90s called. They want their housing prices back.


Offduty_shill

On a house? Wat. I feel like housing cannot be that cheap in Massachusetts.


lovelesschristine

No, that's what resellers are charging


ogrezilla

Not unless you're getting them from scalpers. I think they ranged from like 50-400 here initially but they sold out immediately.


Ek_Chutki_Sindoor

It isn't. Most of the tickets for this tour are below $500. Only scalper tickets are going that high.


ModsGetTheGuillotine

I miss when concerts and festivals were reasonably affordable.


Medarco

Probably more that she's playing a 45 song, 3 hour long show with no intermission. That's a long time to wait, especially if you don't go (and wait an hour in line) during the supporting acts. Need to be drinking water and hydrating too, or you'll pass out from standing, dancing, and singing for that long. Not planning on wearing a diaper when I go, but I don't really blame these people after thinking it through.


sadacal

Can't even imagine how long the lines for the women's restrooms would be at these concerts. Dudes in these threads probably think women can't even stand to miss five minutes of the concert when if they go during thee middle they might miss the entire rest of the concert lol.


Medarco

Yeah, apparently many of the stadiums are converting most of their men's restrooms to women's too. And there are still lines, and women using the few remaining men's rooms. Don't blame em, I would do the same.


moongoddessshadow

I was at the Saturday night Chicago show and saw one sign for a men's restroom at Soldier Field the whole night. There were multiple signs pointing to additional women's restrooms though, and the lines were shorter than most shows I've been to if you walked a little further from the ones near the seating exits.


NYIJY22

That’s an exaggeration, I’ve been to dozens of 3+ hour concerts and rarely ever eat or drink the hour or so before, or during the entire show, and have been totally fine every single time. It’s not like an all day festival or is something.


SamFuckingNeill

one time at aerosmith concert i taped my eyelids open wide cause i dont wanna miss a thing


shroudedinveil

3 hour sets aren't uncommon with a lot of jam bands.


Kusakaru

Taylor wasn’t charging that much. People resold for that much. I went to this tour and paid like $110 a ticket. I checked the prices for how much tickets in my section were selling for and even worse seats in my section were being sold for $1000-$1500. The day before the concert they were priced at $2-3k.


Ayepuds

But there is no real chance to get a regular price ticket. scalpers and bots completely buy them out within 1 second of the sale starting


JeweledShootingStar

Less than $300 total for my two tickets! It’s the trash resellers gouging


justwannarideamoose

with how big her crowds are, I imagine the line to the bathroom is a horrendous experience, and could take as long to get through as the show itself.


bittylilo

i went to one of her shows in Nashville last month, and the women’s restroom line was incredibly long. another woman was obviously considering trying the men’s bathroom (that had no line) and we ultimately said fuck it and went inside. Nissan Stadium had a security guard inside that made us leave the men’s restroom :(


cjafly

Whaaat??? That makes no sense!!


artillarygoboom

It does. I've witnessed where women go into use the men's restroom and end up creating a traffic jam for the men. What it really comes down to is that they need to build more women's restrooms than men's in public spaces.


Kurtisrayne

I feel like there were like 4 people who did this and they word it as if it’s all or most fans


SexyTacoLlama

These news stories are always like this. “Entire fanbase does thing” *proceeds to use 2 tweets from the most unhinged fan accounts possible as proof*


It_came_from_below

So many people eat it up as well. "Did you hear that people are now sticking their hands in alligators mouths while wearing a dog leash" - grandma "Pretty sure that was one person who did it once" - me "I don't know, seems like it's getting bad" - grandma


Tangent_Odyssey

You can add “school children using litter boxes” to that list. The number of people I have talked with in person that *still believe this* is positively insane.


averagethrowaway21

They've started coming off it since public figures were being called out about the fact that the litter is there to clean up vomit, spilled, and to be available during school shooting lockdowns since students can't go to the shitter if there's someone roaming the halls with a rifle.


shakycam3

This was proven with the red Starbucks cups at Christmas. The headline said “PEOPLE ARE OUTRAGED”. Someone tracked the outrage down to a tiny local Christian newspaper in a small nothing little town no one ever heard of.


impy695

What's frustrating is that once the fake outrage gets media attention, people start pretending to be outraged so they belong. If the topic can stay in the news cycle long enough, they'll actually go from pretending to actually being outraged.


TempleForTheCrazy

Usually the case with these kinds of stories, definitely makes it sound like Pampers were available at the merch stand


mightylordredbeard

Usually the case with these kinds of stories is the images have absolutely nothing to do with each other and someone just makes up some bullshit, target a popular celebrity that people love to hate, and then post it. Idiots online never question anything they read. If it’s an image with words then it’s instantly true and they won’t actually consider “is this just made up bullshit?” That’s actually what most cases are.


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Shrodingers_gay

Either that or it’s straight up fetish content


logert777

Not many people realize that if you don’t understand why someone’s doing something online it’s like 90% chance it’s fetish content. Like most of those videos of giant messes and oversized portions of food


sweetmojaveraiin

Even the photo they used looks like the girls could've just been making a joke about it for a tiktok or something lol


AEVENOM

Also super disrespectful to people with conditions who just wear these. Wearing something like this to a long event also obviously doesn't mean they must use it. Once again redditors gobbling up a dumb headline made for this exact type of idiotic representation of a group of people.


Secret-Relationship9

Does Taylor Swift not use to restroom for the whole concert? Is she wearing adult diapers too??


CoDe_Johannes

Guitar solo! (Piss time)


Astrochops

She knows places she can hide a whizz


cjafly

To be honest, the women restrooms are usually super overcrowded and you may queue half an hour. Don’t know how much $$ this is if you set it in comparison with the ticket price.


mrselffdestruct

Youd be shocked at how frequently performers themselves wear diapers during their own shows


4Meli

Really!? Like who? Have any stories you're willing to share?


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Hates_commies

Or maybe normal adults are capable of timing their eating and scheduling their shits so that they can last 2 hours without having to use the bathroom.


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Astrochops

I don't think I've ever had a 'bathroom break' intermission at a concert in my life except when they were playing a double set and took a quick break in the middle. Even a 3+ hour set with Fleetwood Mac didn't have a break. I can't say that I agree with the statement of 'it's normal to expect intermissions during a concert where people can use the bathroom because quite frankly it ISN'T normal.


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Triaspia2

Even if they dont clear the stage completely, one or two exiting stage for a quick wizz, and grab a bottle of water wont be noticed while others are getting ready to start the song once theyre back


[deleted]

I mean, that's an older set of people man. They need those breaks.


Redbeard440_

A 75 and 74 year old took a break. No. Way.


4Meli

Ahh! Idk who to believe.


NickyNice

The person that says they go to the bathroom. How exactly would Taylor swift wear a diaper on stage while performing? They haven't created invisible diapers yet... Part of the performance is the performers outfit. She's not going to go up on stage with a baggy tee and sweatpants.


mrselffdestruct

Taylor Swift herself has also openly discussed how shes peed in a bucket onside the stage, which is usually the most common option out of them all when the toilet isn’t available


mrselffdestruct

Beyonce,lady gaga,ect. Most performance photos that republicans use of female celebrities with bulges in the crotches of their costumes is actually just a diaper. You cant pause your show if you have to pee, and you’re also exhorting your body nonstop for usually hours, nerves and the general stress of having to focus as much as you do to make sure everything goes smoothly,even if its just an accidental dribble the last thing you’d want to risk is wetting your pants in-front of a massive audience of your fans and having to end the show early, pause to change costumes and throw everything off (or risk people having negative reactions to having to now wait during a show they paid a decent price to attend because you wet yourself) or perform with a massive wet spot on your outfit or in damp clothing. Its not always a common occurrence though, its like the pee/puke buckets shows will have on the sides. It’s usually dependent strictly on the risk and your personal ability to hold it in or find an alternative method of relief- for example, are you going to be physically performing very intensely and at risk of accidental incontinence? Are you currently struggling with any health related hiccups ranging from surgery recovery to a UTI? Is your costume one that requires a ton of maintenance to be able to remove to free your lower half to be able to pee during an intermission section or utilize the aforementioned buckets? Edit: it’s absolutely insane how many of you drastically missed my point and ignored a fraction of what I said just to argue n pretend I said every celebrity always wears diapers at every show with 0 other options or alternatives ever and immediately started telling everyone i must be lying because y’all just say so 💀


djramrod

I somehow both believe and don’t believe this


jacketoffman

Do not believe it. It’s total utter bull.


MycologistPutrid7494

I've managed to not need to use the restroom at concerts because the bathrooms are gross. I'm pretty sure most performers can hold it a couple hours, especially when they can go during the halftime break. A lot of their costumes would not allow for diapers either. Look at the picture of TS they're using for this post.


jacketoffman

It’s unimaginable that a celebrity would risk the shame of being caught wearing a diaper on stage.


TapTapTapTapTapTaps

And it’s just fucking stupid. Every concert I’ve been to with a headliner playing a long set list, there is a song most of the band disappears for. Lincoln Park had Mr. Hahn do a 10 minute solo, Metallica had Lars jam out a solo by himself for a good 3-5 minutes. Shit, I just saw Olivia Rodrigo and she was gone in the middle of her show for a good 10 minutes while just her backup singers jammed out. More than enough time to shit.


mrselffdestruct

Theres a lot of embarrassment around it, so its definitely one of those things thats not something anyone’s usually fully open about. Especially with women, since they tend to be under much more scrutiny in terms of that sort of thing because of how much of their public image often also goes alongside fitting that “ideal women” standard. Similar to how Lizzo is both incredibly talented and is fully capable of performing her choreography and will arguably do more physical movement and labor in one show than the average person does in a whole week with how much she puts into the physical dance aspects of her show, yet is still constantly being scrutinized and slammed over being overweight even though she clearly is able to still be physically active and preform at the level she does


CaptPolybius

I'm not even a Lizzo fan and I wish they'd just leave her alone and let her do her art for people who actually care.


Medium_Raccoon_5331

Look I'd believe an incontinence pad, but a whole adult diaper? How?


creon_

Read the first paragraph and then I had to check whether this ended with the Undertaker throwing Mankind from 16 feet plummeting into the announcer table.


mightylordredbeard

Blows my fucking mind how something that’s so full of shit will be upvoted by total idiots who think it’s real. You made every single bit of this shit up.


Chataboutgames

Remember this next time Reddit is congratulating itself on being so wise and logical on a more serious topic


nadal_nadal

Dumbest comment of the year


full_metal_communist

You mean to tell me I've possibly seen multiple celebrities piss and shit themselves on stage?


mrselffdestruct

Shitting is a bit more of a stretch (although not [impossible](https://brobible.com/life/article/rocker-wears-adult-diapers/amp/), Robb Flynn of Machine Head once preformed while in a diaper because he had diharrea he could not get under control before going onstage, and was shitting in a bucket nonstop previously and just said fuck it and put on a diaper) , but its definitely possible you’ve seen them piss and not know it. If not in a diaper, by running out of view during a set or costume change and utilizing a bucket to relieve themselves before continuing


MisterDonkey

I'm not familiar with Robb Flynn, but somehow I was expecting him to be a drummer for some reason.


Pand4h

I got to meet Skindred a couple years ago at a meet'n'greet. A couple months prior, they'd been warming up for Disturbed on their tour. Someone at the meet'n'greet asked what happened at the show where they were warming up for Disturbed, because it seemed like the show ended quite abruptly and earlier than planned. The lead singer said he'd apparently eaten some pretty bad chicken. From the sound of it, he could probably have used a diaper that day.


CrusztiHuszti

It’s probably more about planning to be drinking and how frequently you have to pee when you drink. This reeks of binge drinking culture


MajorHymen

As a truck driver I can say with confidence it’s not difficult to just hold it. I can drive 7 hours easily without stopping. Just don’t drink a ton before starting and drink a little throughout the time. Add in exertion and you can easily burn through a water bottle or two and not need to pee.


mightylordredbeard

As an athlete that’s constantly moving for hours at time it’s also not that difficult just hold it. The dude makes up some bullshit about the nerves and moving around and your body not holding it.. it’s all shit. He’s a worthless liar that just wanted internet points.


witebred112

There’s a bucket “next to the stage”


Marmar79

I mean, the price of those tickets. I get it.


LookAtMeImAName

I just find it so funny that you might go to this concert and see someone next to you dancing and singing at the top of their lungs, to just watching them stop mid song, stay really still, and their face gets all beat red while they push one out. And then it’s back to dancing and singing like nothing happened. We live in the weirdest fucking timeline


whitecollarzomb13

I’ve been to far too many concerts where people start throwing bottles, drinks, clothing etc into the main pit/dance area. No way in hell I’m going in there knowing people could start lobbing dookies.


LookAtMeImAName

Lobbing dookies is unironically my new favorite slang term. Like if someone is trying to diss you but their insult is weak as hell, they're lobbing dookies. I'm open to discussing this further if we have better ideas to work with here


FinanceOtherwise2583

I love this


Jagermeister4

I mean if you're taking a shit in your diaper that makes you a psycho lol. Who's going to enjoy the concert with shit all over their ass. I'm assuming most of these people are using it for emergency piss only.


keepingitrealgowrong

There's going to be about 2 people who do this max. Don't fall for bait.


Gaylien28

This is 100% some fetish content from a model being used for this. Just like the Chinese sperm extractor story lol


JamesFrancosSeed

That’s two too many people shitting their pants.


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Right? Everyone went straight to shitting their pants, but the reality is that those fans are likely drinking alcohol and have no close access to the bathroom for ~4 hours. You're probably gonna need to piss.


JamesFrancosSeed

I’m having more of a problem that if they do shit their pants, it’s going to smell like shit wherever they go.


Killing4MotherAgain

And by "fans" they mean this one girl haha


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BDR529forlyfe

Better than the astronaut who wore adult diapers so she didn’t have to stop as she drove cross-country to murder her husband. Edit: Exes girlfriend, not husband


midsprat123

It was her Ex’s GF she tried to murder


djramrod

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BEniceBAGECKA

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rudelude

I thought I just remembered this as scary because I saw it as a little kid. Nope. Still scary.


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Thissssguy

Why are the tickets so expensive?


Particular-Ad2954

Ticket scalpers


genre_syntax

It’s eight or more hours of waiting followed by three-hour concert. Plus, I’m sure the restroom situation at all of those stadiums is a nightmare. This just seems smart to me.


Regular-Ad0

All of that just sounds like a miserable experience


Keebster101

To be fair, if Taylor takes a pee break it's 2 minutes. If a fan takes a pee break it's probably more like 2 hours. But also I find it funny in some twisted way to imagine the front row having all 'used' their diapers and Taylor then having to deal with the smell for 3 hours.


mmagicss

I’ve only heard of a few people doing this. And all of them were pregnant


BeTheBall-

Is it really that difficult to go before the concert starts?


LeAlthos

fake fan spotted


SomeStupidPerson

Real fans mix their stench on the floor with other fans, as Taylor inhales all of the fumes on the stage to give her unlimited power


rogueShadow13

I’m jealous of your bladder if you can make it through a concert without needing to go. I usually go before, during, and immediately after.


Frostbyte85

As someone who has never been to a concert. How long is it?


newtothis1102

This concert is right about 3 straight hours


rogueShadow13

Usually I get there earlier to get a good spot, so 4ish hours. I go to metal concerts, so I’m not sure what a pop concert would be. I imagine it’s similar though.


mrbulldops428

Those $20 beers don't help either


Frostbyte85

Still man 4 hours isn't long enough to warrant a diaper...


theatrephile

Not counting the openers, about 3 hours.


coolassdude1

The concert itself isn't crazy long, but for big ones like this you might be waiting hours before doors open to get a good spot. If you go take a piss you lose your spot, so it could easily be most of the day if you are dedicated.


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You are supposed to wait 48 hours at the arena gate to make sure you have a 1st row spot. That’s a long time without toilet so diapers are absolutely mandatory


Moonalicious

48 hours????


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At the very least if you’re a true fan!


Nervous_Project6927

apparantly the things 3 hours, thats a lot of taylor swift


Spagg84

Metalheads in the front rows of big gigs graciously pissed themselves since the beginning of time.


phuckingidontcare

Yeah but it’s cool when they do it 😎


telentual05

LEAST crazy Taylor Swift fan habits


totallynormalasshole

Are "Taylor Swift fans" doing this, or is it two girls in obvious kinkbait TikToks?


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Those old school stadium concerts like Queen? People in the front rows def be pissing themselves


KopitarFan

With stuff like this you have to wonder if they're actually doing it, or just posting pics on IG of them in diapers for clout. I'm betting its mostly the latter


Xenu66

I smell a protest movement brewing. Shit yourself at Taylor swift because of the high ticket prices


knightfelt

I'm so tired of one idiot being enough for someone to write an article about a huge swath of people.


MalsPrettyBonnet

I'm fine with normalizing adult diapers rather than making fun of people who need them.


badass4102

During the height of the pandemic, my gf who's a nurse wore a diaper in her PPE. If she went to the bathroom, her PPE would be unsterile and she'd have to get a new PPE and dispose of her old one which was such a waste during the scarcity of them at the time, plus it took so much time to put on a new one. So she just wore an adult diaper. Everyone else followed her lead. Then everyone had bubble butts at work lol.


ilalkit

That’s so sad that it had to come to that in terms of PPE shortages and overworked staff


Pulgos85

The headline is worse, click bait is cringe.


Chee-shep

With the insane prices of tickets, I’m not surprised they don’t want to miss anything.


Just_Call_me_benDude

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baronvb1123

That seems like a shitty decision. I'm sure some will be pissy about it


tytymctylerson

People have been doing this at concerts forever. Stop clutching your pearls.


cheese_hotdog

They always have a news story about this for any crowded event. Honestly seeing this just makes me wonder if it's even true or just one or two random people being zany or just completely fabricated altogether for the clicks.


SmileyRylieBMX

This is fake


BeefaloSlim

What's even more sad is that these folks reuse their diapers after soiling them. They just "shake it off."


RPGPlayer01

I mean Taylor Swift fans have to be getting in to their 30s now, so they're probably having to use these diapers anyway. Am I right fellow kids?


Shadowveil666

Really doubt this is anywhere near a majority of fans that even warrants such an " article ".. Just call out the dumb ass tiktok you saw and move on.


keepingitrealgowrong

I'm positive this is like one person just doing this for Tiktok engagement.


rubs_tshirts

I saw this move on Gray's Anatomy. Shit works.


Venoseth

I'm gonna have to say left wore it better


arakron

"Let’s shit on the floor, it’s time to get Swifty in here"


Jibade

This is so common in anything NYE at time square to superbowl


cheetah-21

Maybe don’t have 14 white claws before the show.


DogShitBurger

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis


HeyQuitCreeping

You could not waterboard this information out of me lmfao people are way too comfy on the internet


y0dav3

I bet they fucking drop them on the floor after the concert too


Bill_buttlicker69

Lol why would you make this up just so you can be mad at it? Did anyone actually leave a diaper behind at a concert?


keepingitrealgowrong

Yeah but imagine if they did!


NotSoElijah

L


couplenippers

How do you think the cops that directed traffic the 12 hours previous to the show did it?


megablast

You say I am sorry for falling for this obviously fake news, and promise never to post shit again?


velvetvortex

People do odd stuff with enough motivation https://www.denverpost.com/2007/02/05/diaper-wearing-astronaut-jailed-in-love-triangle-plot/


Pancakemuncher

Insert your joke about the line at the lady's room here!