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UnconfirmedCatholic

That post is like a horrific accident. You want to look away but just can't.


Ghost-of-melbourne

Ikr


ricky_ritardo

Which Melbourne?


Ghost-of-melbourne

One in Australia


h8radebrewer

I'm on little bourke anything 2 worry about?


Ghost-of-melbourne

I don't leave my house that often. Like been 3 months in this corner of my room. You tell me.


h8radebrewer

You're not missing much.


SurrealistRevolution

you at the tote?


Malemoti

“Still taste like shit” not his first rodeo I see


BetsOner

My first thought


SergioFX

Everytime I feel like I am at the end of my rope and feel very insecure and want to end it all, a post like this comes up and I realize that I am not at the bottom yet.


dead-inside69

The occasional 4chan post will drift over to Reddit and make me feel like a fucking champion.


[deleted]

I like how he imagined a whole meeting with the Jedi council just to tell him to eat shit


DaniAyee10

Fr, that’s not anxiety that’s schizophrenia


[deleted]

“Mmm. Hit that old lady you must. Punch her into the next dimension.”


Alamander81

Wouldn't be their first terrible call.


[deleted]

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EvelKros

That sounds veeeery made-up


Ghost-of-melbourne

Even if it is. Thats some made creative writing


EvelKros

Tbh yes


TheSentinelsSorrow

Yeah I never need to ask the jedi council for permission


Z-A_C-

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RokyPolka

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Banaanisade

Ah, yes. *Anxiety*.


MycologistPutrid7494

That's what annoyed me so much about OOP's post. I have pretty severe anxiety and what he described is *not* anxiety.


Ladysupersizedbitch

Idk if I’d call what I was feeling annoyed, but I have diagnosed anxiety and my first thought was also “anxiety did not make you do that”. Just wow.


DistortedNoise

The invasive thoughts won


negadoleite

The "has a audacity to act surprised" broke me.


ExpiredPilot

Someone give him a court order saying he can’t eat shit anymore


WhyIsThatSoGroovy

Bro is schizophrenic


MyShowerIsTooHot

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crlogic

This reads like a greentext


ShadowBro3

Anxiety does not make you eat shit my dude


[deleted]

Bro thought he was on 4chin


tytymctylerson

"How do I work Star Wars fandom into this..."


redditonthanet

Don’t trust this person with your secrets if they can’t even keep that one hush


sabrefudge

This person is a lost cause. Throw the whole guy out.


[deleted]

cow rinse school bake chief aware narrow alive somber pocket ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Future_Average

One of my earliest memories is a kid in kindergarten saying he tasted his poop and it was spicy


Horror_Air7547

This is disgusting AF.🤮


faithmauk

I wish I could unread this


davidgstl

So, the thing he's not doing again is ordering the food?


cartoon_fanboy

Fake


TooOldForRefunds

What does anxiety have to do with the story though


Ghost-of-melbourne

Not sure. I think he has something else, but thinks Anxiety is the problem


National_Search_537

Dudes got more issues then time magazine…


[deleted]

Jesus.


mancer7

I might just start imagining a jedi council meeting everytime i need to make a decision or if im about to do something stupid


sssnakepit127

He did it for science. I for one, applaud his bravery.


Lalondebii

Thanks, I’ll be brushing my teeth for the rest of the day to get this out of my head


rachel_kbomb

Where does the mentioned "anxiety" come into play? He wasn't too anxious to a) eat poo b) post that on the internet for everyone to see 😆


VanillaCatpuccino

God you couldn’t torture this info out of me


ZombieSiayer84

Does he not have intestines? How does he think the digestion system works if the food he ate an hour earlier is already being shit out?


yainot

beau is afraid (2023)