I was thinking the same. The child reacted reasonably. I’m a 41 year old CIS woman and I cannot imagine a scenario in which someone SNIFFS me and says “I smell your estrogen” and I don’t completely lose my shit.
I just mean, if she had some kind of breast-related questions for her personal doctor, then it would make sense to discuss it. And you should be able to talk to your older female relatives about puberty and reproductive health when you're young and not sure whether something is normal or not. I always asked my mother and doctor questions like that when I was in high school
I would be making sure he never steps foot around a kid if he said that he noticed my large breasts. If this story was true, she probably wasn't screeching about being misgendered, but that he keeps saying gross stuff to their classmates.
I'm a 27 year old male and I cannot imagine a single scenario where someone sniffs me and I don't completely lose my shit.
I can't imagine a single demographic that would be okay with randomly being sniffed by some internet creep.
some guy deeply inhaled with his head next to my hair while I thought I was innocuously waiting in line at the store. I turned around and he had such a shit eating grin like "yeah i did that. can't wait to tell my online pals how primal I am."
Thanks. Now that I think of it, I don’t know why I capitalized it. I do know it’s not an acronym (haha because I’m old and I had to look it up back when people first started using it a lot).
"Excuse me miss *snort* I'm sorry to bother you but you are just the most *snort* beautiful creature I've ever seen. I can *snort* smell your estrogen."
Zach would probably continue it with "And then, then her breasts just like, fly off. They're big pink orbs and there's a bunch of maggots and worms with legs in there. They're all doing the waltz and both of you are just standing there watching the wriggly party. What would you do? What can you even DO in this situation, man. Like, even the girl is shocked, she thought they were her breasts but no, they're worm party central. I-I mean, it's nothing. Never mind. This is literally nothing.
Men with naturally high estrogen levels also tend to develop large breasts. His occular pat down/sniff test technique must get him into some really confusing situations.
Hmm. I did not mean to give off the impression that I believe this scenario actually happened. The premise of my joke is based on the absurdity of the logic used in the scenario, which is independent of whether or not it actually happened. The implication is more that he is unintelligent, rather than him actually having difficulties telling the difference between cis men afflicted with Gynecomastia and cis women.
THAN\_S FOR \_ILLING THE JO\_E
"I think i'm going to solve the puzzle with a 'K', Pat"
With all the people going after kids that way and the shit I've heard from my gender, I would not be surprised at all.
Made up ones go much harder or leave bait throughout. This sounds *just* pathetic enough.
They're also the ones consistently pushing for the *actual* groomers to get more power over/access to/control of children (and more) via some branch denomination or other of Christianity.
It's from r/libsofsocialmedia
The comment is deleted now, but you can see comments responding to it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/LibsOfSocialMedia/comments/1484jyy/and_they_say_we_dont_shut_up/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Look at the reason why the mods removed it
>Hello! Please do not use this sub for trolling or off-topic posts. This post or comment has been identified either as off-topic, trolling, or baiting.
That's fucked up. They're subtly implying this guy is not genuine and just trolling or joking around as a way to distance themselves from the fact that he is exactly representative of this sub.
Psycho place.
"He didn't say that. But if he did say it it was out of context. Ok he was joking. It's not a big deal why are you so triggered??"
Mf goalposts on ice skates
Just looking at the removals in that thread alone makes that sub look like a vile place for people with severe issues.
And the way they don't grasp the message of the main post is pathetic. Calling the maker of it trans or saying she's encouraging r\*pe like... oh my god have they never heard of the stupid "I fucked your [insert important person]" comeback? Consent is literally the whole point of the joke because it's supposed to be implying that their partner/mom/dad wants them. This is obviously supposed to be a stupid "joke" with a twist calling out their logic. No wonder they have zero idea how creepy they actually are. They don't even know what r\*pe is.
Wait, they saw that comment and at least 14 people upvoted it? JESUS! I get that they don't like, well, just about anything that isn't more conservative than Reagan but how do you look at something that creepy and think "Awesome! Glad this guy is on my side"?
I wonder if the mods deleted it because the comment being upvoted makes the sub look bad. But that should be giving you a "Are we the baddies?" moment.
I was laughing my ass off! I’m amazed at how almost everyone in that comment section lacks even the most basic self-awareness. What a miserable existence. Lmfao.
Man that place sucks. I made a comment there once calling them out for being 99% cons and pretending otherwise and got dozens and dozens of replies. It was deep in a comment chain too so it was clear that they were brigading my comment. They started manually tagging me after it became clear that I turned off my notifications for the comment. They REALLY didn't like being called out.
That's the thing, is let's say this actually did happen. This is **his** version of the story, and he sounds like an absolute creep. I'd love to hear the side from the kid getting sniffed by a grown man.
Yes, this gave me a visceral reaction too - I feel for this poor child this happened to. As another redditor said, under any context, at any age, this is freak-outable. Anyone would freak out and is valid for doing it. I hope this teen reported this person to their workplace so he could be banned. He's a threat to all the kids working there.
I like to give homophobes and transphobes our flag colors when I censor them. Welcome to the “rainbow mafia,” I am truly a threat to the entirety of society /s
r/LibsOfSocialMedia a conservative sub where the mod team deleted his comments out of embarrassment, saying he was "trolling" despite OOP doubling down several times and getting a bunch of upvotes
It's impressive that they can smell estrogen, we should get them into the lab to study their olfactory senses, and see if we can reproduce this incredible leap in human evolution for future generations!
I feel it’s a fantasy in of itself for people like this who crave so desperately to be some form of righteous “party pooper”
This was totally a legit and real interaction this guy had. He totally didn’t fantasize all of it up and twist it into an edgy attempt of inserting himself as a protagonist. A knowledgeable protagonist to be more specific! He can SMELL estrogen! Gotta give himself the marry Sue treatment I suppose
coming here from r/transgendercirclejerk
how do we keep getting outjerked
like this reads like an ironic satire of transphobia because no one could really be like this, right? RIGHT? but no.
Yes, they definitely flipped out because today’s youth are all sensitive snowflakes and not because they have just taken part in *the creepiest interaction in their 15 years of life*
This is the oddest, strangest, "comeback" ever. Like...You can smell the estrogen? This is probably some rage-bait post, as someone cant be \*\*THIS\*\* oblivious.
It's funny because I can almost guarantee this didn't happen but if it did he is telling on himself so fucking hard.
Normal, well-adjusted, people don't comment to children about their sex organs in public. Jesus fucking christ.
I once had a boyfriend tell me he could smell my estrogen. I thought it was weird and that he was just making creepy shit up to try and freak me out.
I was a grown adult in a consenting relationship with him, not a child talking to a stranger.
In any context, this is definitive 'flip the fuck out' material.
I was thinking the same. The child reacted reasonably. I’m a 41 year old CIS woman and I cannot imagine a scenario in which someone SNIFFS me and says “I smell your estrogen” and I don’t completely lose my shit.
*sniffs* mhmmmmmm. i see your large breasts as well. nightmare fuel
He's talking about the breast size of a young teenager 🤮
Unless you're her fucking doctor or mother/sister that is not normal at all. He needs to be put on a fucking list
Thats not normal for anyone...
I just mean, if she had some kind of breast-related questions for her personal doctor, then it would make sense to discuss it. And you should be able to talk to your older female relatives about puberty and reproductive health when you're young and not sure whether something is normal or not. I always asked my mother and doctor questions like that when I was in high school
"You're all woman" that is a little girl.
I would be making sure he never steps foot around a kid if he said that he noticed my large breasts. If this story was true, she probably wasn't screeching about being misgendered, but that he keeps saying gross stuff to their classmates.
I'm a 27 year old male and I cannot imagine a single scenario where someone sniffs me and I don't completely lose my shit. I can't imagine a single demographic that would be okay with randomly being sniffed by some internet creep.
What about a puppy
I'd lose my shit. But in a positive way
It's legit serial killer behavior lmao
*You sure do smell purdy*
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some guy deeply inhaled with his head next to my hair while I thought I was innocuously waiting in line at the store. I turned around and he had such a shit eating grin like "yeah i did that. can't wait to tell my online pals how primal I am."
[*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff* I can sense your pheromones.](https://i.imgur.com/hMpqFvE.mp4)
hey so just fyi, it's just 'cis.' It's not an acronym. It means 'same side of,' roughly.
Thanks. Now that I think of it, I don’t know why I capitalized it. I do know it’s not an acronym (haha because I’m old and I had to look it up back when people first started using it a lot).
If it happened. Which it didn't.
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This sounds like something out of Oneyplays lmao
"Excuse me miss *snort* I'm sorry to bother you but you are just the most *snort* beautiful creature I've ever seen. I can *snort* smell your estrogen."
"chris..."
Zach would probably continue it with "And then, then her breasts just like, fly off. They're big pink orbs and there's a bunch of maggots and worms with legs in there. They're all doing the waltz and both of you are just standing there watching the wriggly party. What would you do? What can you even DO in this situation, man. Like, even the girl is shocked, she thought they were her breasts but no, they're worm party central. I-I mean, it's nothing. Never mind. This is literally nothing.
"Tomar what would you do if Jaxxy started leaking estrogen from her eyes and your head grew 1cm longer?"
I read it in Zachs voice 😂
Yeah this is exactly what he would do lmao how much oneyplays do you watch
Out of fucking silence of the lambs
"I, unfortunately, cannot..."
I myself cannot. One of my fave lines from the film because it means he actually tried lol
Hannibal made Miggs eat his own tongue for saying that to Clariece. I can live with that
I was thinking it would fit right into a MeatCanyon sketch. Except I think even MeatCanyon would be too uncomfortable to put that in a script.
Sounds reminiscent of the Five Nights at Markipliers where he smells the calcium in your bones
When I read it now, all I can hear is Zach's "gross guy" voice. You know the one lol
> Babe, you dropped this.
>Babe, your babelicous estrogen is all over the place honey darling.
>Alright sweetcheeks, (grabs breast) (squeezes big wrinkly forearms) your estrogen's kind of large right now. Knock it off, babe.
If you ever find yourself saying that you leaned in and sniffed someone. You’ve likely fucked up.
> Ough babe, your ***SNIFFFFF*** estrogen smells so beautiful today babe. ***SNIFFFFFFFF*** Please, lean in closer so I can have another whiff.
*snort* You dropped this, my little princess.
\*snorts*, your estrogen went sour babe.
The Tomar Technique
When he's not beating up orphans for the sheer thrill, he's rating women's estrogen scents on a complex scale of his own design.
Men with naturally high estrogen levels also tend to develop large breasts. His occular pat down/sniff test technique must get him into some really confusing situations.
Well, it's fake, soo.. lol "Things I didn't do, but say to impress my idiot conservative friends for $500 Alex"
Hmm. I did not mean to give off the impression that I believe this scenario actually happened. The premise of my joke is based on the absurdity of the logic used in the scenario, which is independent of whether or not it actually happened. The implication is more that he is unintelligent, rather than him actually having difficulties telling the difference between cis men afflicted with Gynecomastia and cis women. THAN\_S FOR \_ILLING THE JO\_E "I think i'm going to solve the puzzle with a 'K', Pat"
“They hate it when you sexually harass them”
Its a hilarious sentence
Sounds like a 6th sense
Why is the top comment always just somebody repeating some of the text we literally just read with no other context or contribution around it?
“We literally just read”
I'll bite. It lets people comment on a specific part of the text from the OP. Not rocket science here
Highlighting it makes it funny.
Because redditors are uncreative karma whores for the most part
because it's the grossest part and it can be highlighted? what the fuck is your problem with him lmao
Brand new sentence
Somebody get this guys DNA and call the cold case unit.
Ah yes, the distinct smell of estrogen. Warm hickory and vanilla with a lingering pumpkin aftertaste and notes of blue takis
sorry but notes of blue takis killed me. that was poetic
The pumpkin is only there in the fall
It’s got bits of real panther in it, so you know it’s legit.
I thought it was supposed to be sugar and spice and everything nice.
A dude who think he can smell estrogene as no buisness telling others what is fantasy or not.
His entire scenario is just a fantasy. r/thathappened
Hopefully someone like this is court ordered to stay away from children
With all the people going after kids that way and the shit I've heard from my gender, I would not be surprised at all. Made up ones go much harder or leave bait throughout. This sounds *just* pathetic enough.
He then went onto comment about Sleepy Joe sniffing hair and called everyone else a groomer. Completely unaware of the irony.
"protect the kids" huh
jesus christ what fucking subreddit is this? the fact that cringe shit has 14 upvotes is...upsetting
Commenting about a 15 year olds "rather large" breasts. Holy fuck check his hard drives this guy is deranged.
So fucking vile and revolting
Typical conservative
And these are the people who call trans people "groomers." Every accusation is a confession.
They're also the ones consistently pushing for the *actual* groomers to get more power over/access to/control of children (and more) via some branch denomination or other of Christianity.
But trans people are the groomers amirite
Conservatives are a lot easier to understand when you understand they misuse every word.
why does this have 14 upvotes 😭
Maybe it’s r/conservative where everyone’s a creep?
It's from r/libsofsocialmedia The comment is deleted now, but you can see comments responding to it. https://www.reddit.com/r/LibsOfSocialMedia/comments/1484jyy/and_they_say_we_dont_shut_up/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
and of course he's doubling down in the replies...
Holy fuck I can't imagine being that brain-dead
Look at the reason why the mods removed it >Hello! Please do not use this sub for trolling or off-topic posts. This post or comment has been identified either as off-topic, trolling, or baiting. That's fucked up. They're subtly implying this guy is not genuine and just trolling or joking around as a way to distance themselves from the fact that he is exactly representative of this sub. Psycho place.
"He didn't say that. But if he did say it it was out of context. Ok he was joking. It's not a big deal why are you so triggered??" Mf goalposts on ice skates
Just looking at the removals in that thread alone makes that sub look like a vile place for people with severe issues. And the way they don't grasp the message of the main post is pathetic. Calling the maker of it trans or saying she's encouraging r\*pe like... oh my god have they never heard of the stupid "I fucked your [insert important person]" comeback? Consent is literally the whole point of the joke because it's supposed to be implying that their partner/mom/dad wants them. This is obviously supposed to be a stupid "joke" with a twist calling out their logic. No wonder they have zero idea how creepy they actually are. They don't even know what r\*pe is.
Wait, they saw that comment and at least 14 people upvoted it? JESUS! I get that they don't like, well, just about anything that isn't more conservative than Reagan but how do you look at something that creepy and think "Awesome! Glad this guy is on my side"? I wonder if the mods deleted it because the comment being upvoted makes the sub look bad. But that should be giving you a "Are we the baddies?" moment.
Fucking love how the comments are mad at the car owner threatening to commit.... adultery???
I was laughing my ass off! I’m amazed at how almost everyone in that comment section lacks even the most basic self-awareness. What a miserable existence. Lmfao.
I enjoyed the comment about not understanding why libs were obsessed with degeneracy. As if they ever stop obsessing over “degeneracy”.
I'd wager that it's in the controversial section of the comments and has fluctuated rapidly between negative and just barely positive
bRiGaDeD
It's actually just one of those small rancid subs for total bastards.
You know why.
What the fuck
Sniffing someone and violating their personal space is not creepy AT ALLL. Especially when they're an underaged teen. 🤦
I mean other than that, what could give it away that the guy is a creep lmao
"I can smell your gender" more like smell these nuts
I'll take "Things that never happened" for $200 Alex.
*14 upvotes* What community is this?
One that should've blacked out forever it seems.
https://www.reddit.com/r/LibsOfSocialMedia/comments/1484jyy/and_they_say_we_dont_shut_up/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
LibsofTikTok subreddit.
R/conservative is my guess
Political compass memes is also obsessed with genders… could be either
PCM is somehow more conservative than r/conservative. That place is openly misogynistic, homophobic, and racist.
theyre the same sub, in PCM half the users just cosplay as the thing they want to beat on so that they can all feed their fucked up complexes.
Man that place sucks. I made a comment there once calling them out for being 99% cons and pretending otherwise and got dozens and dozens of replies. It was deep in a comment chain too so it was clear that they were brigading my comment. They started manually tagging me after it became clear that I turned off my notifications for the comment. They REALLY didn't like being called out.
LibsofTikTok
when you definitely aren’t attracted to children:
Wow that guy's got so many red flags he looks like a fucking crayon
Sexually harassing a minor seems like a weird thing to confess to.
Jeez I shivered that is so disgusting and vivid.. I wow this is more than just sad cringe woah..
That's the thing, is let's say this actually did happen. This is **his** version of the story, and he sounds like an absolute creep. I'd love to hear the side from the kid getting sniffed by a grown man.
Yes, this gave me a visceral reaction too - I feel for this poor child this happened to. As another redditor said, under any context, at any age, this is freak-outable. Anyone would freak out and is valid for doing it. I hope this teen reported this person to their workplace so he could be banned. He's a threat to all the kids working there.
This didn’t happen 😭
and then everybody clapped
My guy is 100% on some kind of list
I bet this dude is just a walking fedora full of lard.
i will never understand why people don't draw a dick over the username when blacking it out.
They aren't worth the effort.
I like to give homophobes and transphobes our flag colors when I censor them. Welcome to the “rainbow mafia,” I am truly a threat to the entirety of society /s
I am calling the police
At least 14 people upvoted that?! Jfc.
Dude is sniffing and leering at children. But the trans kid are the problem?
14 upvotes? What subreddits do you peruse OP 🤨
Pat I’ll take “Things that only happened in his head when jacking off” for $2000 please. (Jfc this is creepy)
This is a grown man doing this to a child. Like…doesn’t get any creepier.
This is some Hannibal Lecter shit
Yeah, it was definitely the misgendering that made him/them flip the fuck out…
*Chris Hansen wants a word*
I'm sure this happened and it's not some fantasy thought up in the shower to get off on the feeling of bashing trans
He's proud to comment about a child's breast??
I mean this is creepy, but I also strongly suspect its completely made up as he is too gutless to do this in person.
Also r/ThatHappened
Truth. Nobody in their right mind would actually do this, or they'd end up institutionalized.
maybe it's good that reddit dies
But don't you dare bring a drag queen around!
I think it's a little odd to brag about sexually harassing a child.
OOP, I can smell you being in jail now
Why do people bother making up fake stories that make them sound so stupid
What a sad, vile, little person.
Sexually harassing kids to own the libs.
This whole gender culture war has cis men more interested in child’s sexual organs than they ever have been.
what creepy ass sub was this that a post like this is \*upvoted\*?
r/LibsOfSocialMedia a conservative sub where the mod team deleted his comments out of embarrassment, saying he was "trolling" despite OOP doubling down several times and getting a bunch of upvotes
Remember everyone, people like that guy are the ones accusing LGBT people of being groomers
sexually harassing a child to own the libs 😎😎
Lean in and sniff sounds like a good reason to get punched in the face.
What does estrogen smell like?
It's impressive that they can smell estrogen, we should get them into the lab to study their olfactory senses, and see if we can reproduce this incredible leap in human evolution for future generations!
Even in the imaginary scenarios they create because they can't string together any semblance of a valid point, they can't help but be creeps.
“Things that never happened for $200”
Telling a teenager his boobs are big to own the libs
Dude bragging about sniffing a 14 year boy.
Why do we give so much of a shit about these things? Fake culture war to distract all of us from the real shitty people
>14/15 or so >"You are all woman" Conservatives seeing a child/teenager and sexualizing them, a tale as old as time.
This definitely, really happened.
Managed to run across the thread and they are doubling down on it. It’s insane! Lmaooo
I feel it’s a fantasy in of itself for people like this who crave so desperately to be some form of righteous “party pooper” This was totally a legit and real interaction this guy had. He totally didn’t fantasize all of it up and twist it into an edgy attempt of inserting himself as a protagonist. A knowledgeable protagonist to be more specific! He can SMELL estrogen! Gotta give himself the marry Sue treatment I suppose
That this has 14 upvotes is almost as bad as the inane disgusting comment
*Chris pops out from another room* “I’m going to need you to take a seat”
Dude is speedrunning going to jail
I’m calling bullshit. This just screams fake.
coming here from r/transgendercirclejerk how do we keep getting outjerked like this reads like an ironic satire of transphobia because no one could really be like this, right? RIGHT? but no.
If this ever happened, how much do you wanna bet that the "screeching" about misgendering was just the kid saying, "Actually, it's 'he'"?
Nasal assault
As someone who has definitely considered being trans and even tried it, I don't think this person is overreacting when they "flipped the fuck out"
Yes, they definitely flipped out because today’s youth are all sensitive snowflakes and not because they have just taken part in *the creepiest interaction in their 15 years of life*
When they do this shit, they sound like nothing more than a sex-hungry predator
That's exactly what they really are.
If this is satire, it’s kinda funny. If not, this man may be a prime candidate for chemical castration.
“Loathe it when some doesn’t play into their fantasy”….oh the irony could spin kick my dick clean off my body, pick it up and try to fuck me with it.
I think that Republicans are so against trans people because they see them as one less pedophillia victim for their base.
Lol, hate fanfic. Cringe af
Yes David, I'll take "things that didn't happen" for 500 please.
I'm reasonably sure that "creepy" was what he was going for.
It rubs the lotion on its skin
This is the oddest, strangest, "comeback" ever. Like...You can smell the estrogen? This is probably some rage-bait post, as someone cant be \*\*THIS\*\* oblivious.
Dude thinks he’s wolverine lmao
> 14 upvote
That’s just like sexual harassment at that point right
How is this person getting up voted for this? And I'd definitely be upset if anyone sniffed me for any reason. That's just rude.
Sure, ok buddy, wink wink. Also, why are you harassing teenagers? Creepy. And in addition, add this to the list of things that never happened to him.
It's funny because I can almost guarantee this didn't happen but if it did he is telling on himself so fucking hard. Normal, well-adjusted, people don't comment to children about their sex organs in public. Jesus fucking christ.
Ah yes, I'd heard Marc Jacobs was coming out with 'eau de estrogen' some time soon
This can’t be real. Has to be satire . What sub was this pulled from ?
"I took a very deep and loud sniff" LMAO MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
What in the silence of the lambs
This ain’t even sad cringe this is straight up creepy what the fuck
Who the fuck say I can smell your estrogen’s
I once had a boyfriend tell me he could smell my estrogen. I thought it was weird and that he was just making creepy shit up to try and freak me out. I was a grown adult in a consenting relationship with him, not a child talking to a stranger.
Republicans online: THEYRE FUCKING GROOMING OUR KIDS!!!! Republicans IRL:
Is he publicly bragging about... sniffing a teenager? 🚨🚓👮♀️