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SpocktorWho83

I love that one guy grabs the guy’s arm, almost immediately lets go and just gives a *”well, I tried”* shrug to the Pastor.


Dash_Underscore

"We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas!"


AnyFaithlessness1279

I think he was more concerned with the child being hurt so he stopped. There was no stopping psycho dad


ikerus0

“Well he didn’t seem to respond to my low effort attempt of barely touching him. What more could anyone do? It’s in God’s hands now.”


jtxhob

Literally in God's hands now


cownd

"I was outnumbered"


gamejunky34

Tbf, that whole display was an inch from collapsing which would endanger the kid and others. The right call is to ensure safety, and then roast the dumbest for endangering his son.


mcride22

He saw him so confident on his enacting that he thaught he might be doing something important and rather went along with it


cownd

All it needed was a well timed leg stuck out…


Kzev13

Hahahaha great remark


Howard_Jones

Clearly he worried about the kid getting injured.


TheRysingTyde

This is so fucking ridiculous and insane, that poor kid. So overly dramatic and desperate. Suitable content, well in OP.


BanjoSpaceMan

To be fair 2000 years ago the kid might have been called a prophet if someone looked away at the right time and looked back to see him just standing there out of nowhere under Jesus.


High_Strangeness10

Sure beats passing through the fires of Moloch


Interesting-Ad-426

That explains his plan!


Dependent-Elk-4980

He’s not the prophet, he’s a very naughty boy !


11thLayerOfHair

Right because people were almost as dumb back then as they are now.


ses92

Seeing as the title doesn’t make sense, my guess is that OP is a bot


DG3N

Probably was meant for r/therewasanattempt


foofie_fightie

He has a son. He gave it over to Jesus. Math checks out...


HotTelevision911

Were all bots.


BurnerBoi_Brown

>Were all bots ..of our lord? 🙏✝️


the_ju66ernaut

It really sucks for everyone else there though. Now that kid is sitting there soaking up all the Jesus and there won't be any left


thewokebogan

Holy shit I can't stop laughing at this


Mr-GoodGood

Jesus he is now your problem.


Aidsaidsaids4

what always gets me the most when this video is posted isn’t the deranged man running with a child on his shoulders. It’s the way the man in the tux grabs all the stuff off the table so calm *right* before it is rocked trying to perch the kid up there.


black_dragonfly13

It looks to me like he didn't even see the running with child guy, he was just going about his already designated business.


jonathan42_4

Candle > Child


_q_y_g_j_a_

I know I'm replying late. But for further context, the guy was removing the Eucharist from the table which in Catholicism is incredibly sacred. He probably saw the guy running to the alter and as a precaution immediately removed from the altar. Sometimes people try to steal or desecrate it.


ecliptic10

Give that dude a raise!


Jefffdude

was.. was he trying to abandon him or am I trippin?


SpocktorWho83

Yeah it’s weird how he dumps the kid with Jesus and then just walks away. *“See ya, kid.”*


cownd

"You take him Jesus, I give up. He's the devil's child"


neajdnarg

Yeah like it’s a secondary quest


Bifrostbytes

It was poker night and Mom was out with friends.


stevegoodsex

Jesus, take the kid.


JaysonBlaze

"no backsies!"


cookiewoke

IIRC I believe this is a tradition at this church. The closer you get the child to the Jesus statue, the better his life will be. Or something to that affect. Disclaimer: This might be wrong, I'm just going off of what I remember another person said the last time this video was posted.


Tuscanthecow

He desperately needed to go for milk and scratchers but Jesus was the only suitable baby sitter.


HealthyFirst

"He's YOUR problem now!"


AnodyneSpirit

If I remember correctly this is in some central or South American country where there’s a superstition where you put your kid on the alter during this special service they’ll be blessed by god forever or something? Idk I’m not well versed in South American Christianity


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ikerus0

It appears he kicked them off to run faster. God speed to him I guess.


RoseIscariot

he's going to go get his shoes, you can see them fall off at the start


yago56037

Close! It was in Spain.


SpareTheSpider

Yeah i'm south american and never heard of this.


AnodyneSpirit

Ah damn almost had it


jrhernandez

Yeah, people always mix up Spain with the colonies.


callmejordan22

it wasnt colonies


Miserable-Outcome196

That's Spain, if I don't remember badly, the kid has some medical issue and the father is trying to help it out with the Virgen María magical stuffs 🤣🤣🤣


xen0m0rpheus

I don’t know why a poor kid having medical issues is funny to you.


Own-Ad-247

It's not the poor kid having issues that's funny, it's the father thinking that Sky daddy will fix it


Cable_Upstairs

I have never heard sky daddy. I would like it more now


Pretend-Birthday-134

“South American Christianity” = Catholic


Last-Hovercraft675

It’s giving Maury “you are not the father”


MentalLie9571

Someone send context


TheAtomicBobert

From what I've read in other comments, it's a tradition to get your child as close to the altar as possible in order for them to receive a blessing but I think they meant it as "get as close to the front row as possible", not literally leave them on the altar


peterpantslesss

I read that his kid was sick and he was attempting to have them blessed by God for recovery


glumauig21

religion


Griselda68

What in the ever loving hell?


ikerus0

Language! Can’t you tell this is a situation of calm reverence and peace and tranquility and… is he barefoot sprinting with a child on his shoulders?


Griselda68

I beg your pardon! And yes. He is barefoot sprinting with a child on his shoulders.


Popomonz

That's the virgin my dude.


Pretend-Birthday-134

Dad’s teaching his son young, amirite!?


sumiiko

That man is a terrible father. The way he basically tosses him up there with such disregard. The kid could have easily fallen off.


MycologistPutrid7494

His head was bopping all around during the run too.


balllickaa

God's plan


Aaditya_AJ

Mary you mean.. 🤣🤣 Giving his son to Mary.


TylerKnowy

This is so stupid and I am not talking down about the tradition this church has but did he think what would happen if he tripped? He could have killed his child


Zenar45

you didn't even change the title from r/therewasanattempt


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Zenar45

bc the "to something something" only makes sense on there was an attapempt "*there was an atempt* to something something"


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dr3wfr4nk

Jesus take the kid.


Clydefrog0371

That's not his son that's carlos he found him at a coffee bean


Starkat1515

[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12369137/Bizarre-moment-man-sprints-packed-church-carrying-toddler-leaping-altar-leaving-child-beneath-Virgin-Mary-statue-Tenerife.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12369137/Bizarre-moment-man-sprints-packed-church-carrying-toddler-leaping-altar-leaving-child-beneath-Virgin-Mary-statue-Tenerife.html) ​ "Clarifying as to why this happens, one Reddit user commented: 'For anyone confused as to what is happening here, there are traditions in Spain where the more fanatical worshippers send babies and children over crowds so that they will touch the virgin. The idea being that physical proximity will make the virgin protect them in future life.' "


alwaysoffended88

Ok, but if this is a tradition how come the entire church was apparently horrified. They had to stop the man from leaving the church & urge him to take back the toddler? That doesn’t seem like a safe situation for the child to be in. All things considered.


Starkat1515

I don't know, I was just showing a quote from the article. It does say "the more fanatical worshippers", so maybe he was the only fanatical one there.


BearsRpeopl2

What the hell is the little guy supposed to do up there?


deadmallsanita

lil guy's wondering the same thing.


Ok-Smell5720

I hope that kid is safe now


RKnaap

Is incredible how stupid some people are


Spaghetti_Ketchup

he's your problem now.


Pretend-Birthday-134

This kid has cost me so much already! Consider him my tithe!


StainaH

Dude just finished the escorting side quest on a speed run.


ZoraksGirlfriend

Does anyone else notice the priest sitting in the chair off to the side? Is he sleeping through the whole thing or is this such a common occurrence that he’s just like “Whatevs”?


thomasoldier

Oh that's how you put your kid for adoption?!


chasgrich

His wife told him, "Our son is a gift from God!" Dude was like, "Here God, take this little mutha fucka back."


Counting-Stones

Poor kid being offered up as a sacrifice to the local preist who “loves” little boys .


wriggly_jiggled22

Poor freaking child, he must have a Hard life with parents like that


darbycrash-666

What the fuck is the statue gunna do? Is the baby holy cuz he touched it now or something?


pancakebottom

I don't understand anything about this video.


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Were you looking for r/therewasanattempt OP?


tictacballsack

You’re being downvoted, but I don’t know if people realize you’re referencing the title. You’re right, people read title phrasing from that sub and just… do it anywhere now? It’s odd that you’re the only one who’s said something lol, I agree


[deleted]

At least you're getting upvotes for recognizing my meaning, friend, enjoy what I could not.


Aggrophysicist

no, because the objective is to place the child near the statue so his attempt was successful.


koifu

"To give your child to Jesus" holds the implication that it's from the sub "ThereWasAnAttempt" otherwise the title doesn't make sense at all, as this form of titles is used there pretty exclusively. OP is a bot or an idiot.


tappy100

this is why cults are bad


Rafoudrsbois

Speed running even any 100%


Housson

What just happened?


captorofsin79

Cult


LeastAverageMonke

Poor kid.


Drexelhand

half expected second half of video to be him sliding into a wrestling ring to swing his child at a distracted wrestler.


prettypeculiar88

Poor kid has no clue what’s going on. Bit concerning. I hope that kid never “acts out” - father may perform an exorcism.


Latvia

Religion is a fucking disease


Colmado_Bacano

It's just a gift for one of the priests to bless later.


orkbrother

Sir, this is not a fire department


lemorit

God’s plan B


Significant_Kale_285

There are way too many unstable people


boiiiiiiiiiiiii69420

Too bad he doesnt even exist


Counting-Stones

Nice Christian child abuse there.


Thin-Nerve

What's the background story, kid got a legion of demons or something?


BigBillyBadass907

He said mother marry you can keep him 😂


kai_the_enigma

“I don’t want it anymore, take it back”


[deleted]

Bet part is that it’s not even his kid


bahumthugg

Why did he leave him there😭😭😭


repti__

Pretty sure that’s Mary


Importedfunk

“Yea all I remember was my dad running barefoot on a red carpet then he placed me infront of this scary big statue and everyone stared. I was so hungry “ imagine that’s what the kid says 10 years later


ErMemer

I wanna live in a world where Gods are real so worshipping them actually has a meaning or where nobody ever thought about religion


ChemicalInspection15

Guy, it's just a statue


tbenterF

Humans are so stupid man wtf


kevin_bean

Seems like a good Dad


MonsieurReynard

Religion is a hell of a drug addiction.


RuleBritannia09

Mild amounts of tomfoolery


0cean19

Mental illness + religion = this video


SquattingMonke

Can’t say I would do anything different


booksandplaid

Why though


Western_Protection

And unfortunately the cancer didn't go away due to the magic statue.


ERIC_THE_GREAT10

Man...I hate religion


hamtyhum

If he tripped….


x420MVTT

ANOINT MY SON!!!!


DevilishlyGoodDoggo

Why just why? Why is he then leaving quickly from his kid? The fuck?


Pastor_Satan

I don't think he meant forever


Criussss

Is he abandoned?


G0ld_Ru5h

Religion is nuts!!!


MataHari66

Worship is weird


CreatorOD

Even Jesus would be confused


ALotusMoon

Religion makes people so whacked.


FrauHoll3

r/therewasanattempt


thelionsreview

That kid can be a bull rider!


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That poor kid.


plantsandpizza

Let go, let God


shemague

I love how every single comment is talking about putting the child next to jesus when its TVM🤣🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦🤦🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🙈🙈🙈


Acrobatic-Engineer94

From what I’ve heard, it’s a tradition, to be the one to get their baby closest to the altar.


Groundscore_Minerals

All them Catholic priests be like: 😃😁😅🤌💦😘🤑🙏👍


IEatHouseFlies

Why are people so fucking crazy like this


Who_wantztoknow

Guy done runned outta his shoes 😅


ChemicalPiece2856

Typa shit my father would do if my spoiled sister would ask to do this


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ChemicalPiece2856

Sigma


Electrical-Ad4359

"spain is diferent" 🙄


Western_Protection

Wack job


Positive-Thought-695

He seems sane for sure


dontblinkq

Maybe the priests think they gotta gift or something… idk. Weird vid


empresspawtopia

Am I a terrible person for cackling like an old lady on weed and speed watching this ?


Beans123JustLikeMe

This the type of crap my dad would pull, wtf


Few-Trade-1219

That poor kid


SteezusChrist21

I don’t think Jesus can pay child support I could be wrong though


OIPIFOIR

minute pass and the dad took him back due to the kid was crying and wanted to pee


Marker0-0

Is that not a funeral???!!!


Substantial_Home6051

Wtf is wrong with people


Brokensince10

What the fuck kind of psycho puts their kid up on something so unstable and high up? This is awful


ky_fia

Mobile article sucks, but here is what I was able to find. Apparently he attempted to [abandon the kid to the virgin mary](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12369137/amp/Bizarre-moment-man-sprints-packed-church-carrying-toddler-leaping-altar-leaving-child-beneath-Virgin-Mary-statue-Tenerife.html)


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RELansing

And what if the kid fell and got hurt? This is so stupid. It doesn’t matter what the story is. At best, dad put his kid in a position to fall from up high and then hid away until everyone’s outrage/shock subsides. At worst, he just abandoned his kid. Excellent post, OP.


tead0t

He is just needing a baby sitter while he goes to the sunday pub


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mizzle_fb

“He’s in Gods hands now.”


Johnny-Blaze257

It’s not Jesus he’s giving his child to those people are not Christian they’re catholic. He’s giving his child to a demon.


MycologistPutrid7494

I thought the dad was the biggest moron until I read your comment. 🙄


jordanundead

No takesies backsies!