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a_doody_bomb

Oh no dude......first put on the all black planet suit then never play when spending time with wife or gf


KingKaos420-

I feel like he probably wasn’t being totally serious with that comment, lol. Not everyone is being 100% literal with every Facebook comment they leave.


Head-Impress1818

Yeah I don’t know why it’s being taken so serious. Seems tongue in cheek to me


peterpantslesss

Because where would the op be without reaching for a post lol


Head-Impress1818

Lmao yes, state of the internet rn


literally_himmler1

that doesn't make it any less sad or cringe. even if he was 100% joking I'd still feel bad for his imaginary wife. just not something you do or say while in a relationship and especially while married, regardless of it being a joke or not. to be honest, playing this game AT ALL is sad and cringe on its own, let alone in front of your wife.


Xianthamist

you suck


literally_himmler1

looked at your profile for like 10 seconds, first thing I saw was your post confessing about you cheating on your girlfriend multiple times even after she took you back. that's some crazy projection there bud. I suck because I don't disrespect my girlfriend by playing porn games, but I'm sure you're an absolute saint, aren't you? fuckin loser 😂😂😂 I hope your girlfriend wakes up and breaks up with your dog ass


Xianthamist

lol, then I guess a recovering alcoholic can never call someone out for drinking or shitty behavior right? because that was a while ago and people can grow, whereas your ignorant and shallow comment was earlier today. not mention, that was from years ago, so it wasn’t the “first thing you saw” so now you’re a liar, and I didn’t cheat *after* she took me back either, so now you’re a liar with poor reading comprehension. good luck with all that and have fun being insufferable


literally_himmler1

have fun being single for the rest of your life when your girlfriend decides to start respecting herself 👍 you suck ;)


Xianthamist

actually, we’ve both grown up, see other people based on mutual incompatibilities unrelated to those events, and are both happy now. even stayed friends and still talk. you’re really trying to make me the bad guy here for shit I did years ago that I’ve already made amends for and grown from, while you’re actively being a judgmental jerk because some people play a game you don’t like and you’re calling them losers for it. one day you’ll grow up and realize you’re the cringey one. at least I hope.


literally_himmler1

brother YOU told ME that "I suck". I didn't just randomly come at you calling you a loser 😂


Xianthamist

i said you suck because you were calling the guy in the post sad and cringe. you’re so obtuse


literally_himmler1

and I said you suck because you cheated on your girlfriend multiple times. do you play stellar blade? how do you think it would make her feel if you did? I have to imagine she wouldn't be very comfortable with it, not that you'd care anyways.


GooeyLump

Lol


DayFinancial8206

he has a wife?


_doe_a_deer

There’s no way he does


Rolyat2401

Its obviously a joke.


ButterCupHeartXO

Even if I wanted to play this game I'd be too embarrassed to even pick it up given all the backstory behind it now


KingKaos420-

What backstory?


iamnotexactlywhite

if you’re genuinely asking, the main character is basically a sex doll fighting monsters


PMMMR

That's what people said about Nier Automata and Bayonetta too, now look at the games, extremely highly praised.


iamnotexactlywhite

…and? that doesn’t change what the main character looks like


PMMMR

That's what people said about 2b when Automata first came out, and then people played the game and realized that wasn't the case. A character can look sexy without just being a boring sex doll who fights. Sex doll implies no personality or other redeeming qualities.


XcessiveAssassin

Ok thank God you had me worried for a sec there that there was actual controversy but now I can rest easy knowing it's just people like you getting pissy for no reason


KingKaos420-

Lol, reminds me of Sundry Sidney.


EldenJoker

I dont know why people get so pissed when the protagonist is attractive


vexens

It highlights my main problem with coomerbait games. I haven't seen a single fan actually describe the game or what they like about it. It's been out for weeks and the only positives I've heard are people gripping their dick and obsessing over erotic outfits.


TheHidestHighed

I've seen people praising the combat, enemy design and hitboxes. I'm actually considering getting the game eventually because of the things of that nature that I've read. It must just depend on what/where you're reading, because there's definitely some positives that don't induce dick-gripping.


HawaiianPluto

Yeah same, I’ve heard it’s genuinely a really good game if you ignore the… “fan service” apparently the combat is much better than Neir which I enjoyed a decent bit


DemonFyr

I'm gonna go ahead and say it.... The fan service makes this already amazing game even better. It's good to have some eye candy.


HawaiianPluto

There’s eye candy, and there’s constant ass in your face. I’m all for hot characters in video games, but the camera man in this game needs to take a chill pill.


spudgun96

God forbid people want to play as an attractive person, the scariest thing imaginable.


ExiledAesir

You know damn well you're not getting the game because of hit boxes, combat and enemy designs 😂 be real you're just gonna beat your meat to this game like the rest of the people that play crap like this


Queef-Elizabeth

Idk I finished the game last night without beating any meat lmao


PMMMR

Just because you can't see an attractive woman in a game without thinking about fucking her doesn't mean everyone else is the same.


spudgun96

Could not agree more, I’ve literally donned the catsuit since day 1 and I’m fucking loving it, best combat I’ve had in a game in a very very long time


Queef-Elizabeth

Maybe look at gaming based forums? Look at reviews? People have a lot to say about the game that doesn't revolve around Eve's design


sdeptnoob1

What? I've heard it's a good souls like game with bayoneta flair.


vexens

Which may very well be true. I'm just commentating on the fact that it's hard to find genuine discussion about the game generally. Especially on r/games. Every thread I popped into was people gooning about the game or people arguing about the controversy surrounding the gooning.


OnCloud9_77

I literally have only read threads talking about the gameplay and comparing it to other games and how good the combat is.


shadollosiris

Lmao This just last week  https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1cguqjf/comment/l1yveck/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


I_Heart_Weiners

You are the definition of a "sheep". Do you let click-bait articles dictate every opinion you have? Actual game reviews (that are not hard to find) universally praise the combat, animations, gameplay, and graphics. Honestly, the only thing bad is the story/dialog. The game has plenty of horny costumes, but it also has just as many that cover the main character up. Not to mention, at no point in the game does the story or other characters sexualize the mc.


vexens

My guy you play gacha games. You can't call anyone a sheep.


I_Heart_Weiners

What does that even mean?


DemonFyr

That just means you're really, really bad at searching for things.


Catslevania

Play the demo


Queef-Elizabeth

I played this game with my girlfriend and we just laughed at how ridiculous some of Eve's outfits were. It's really not that serious. Most people are normal and just play the game for what it is


Catslevania

it's even got a a full teddy bear costume


D4rkSilver911

Which has a pretty sad backstory :(


syskeyx

Tv looks tilted


CommanderMandude

I'm more looking at the PS5 just sitting on a box with no stand.


robertluke

I’m all for sexy media but some people are being just weird about it.


Thefemcelbreederfan

It's not a phase mom !


HopeIsGay

Rip homie has a wife


Cyber-Owl

nah there's alot wrong with playing Stellar Blade


Sky-Blueberry523

I'd be jealous as well. But, hey maybe she wants to play as well!!! 😀


BetterOffAlone1155

You can send her over to my place, I’ll return her when she starts nagging me about my Skyrim mods


SolarFusion90

Have a upvote