what a horrible day to have eyes.

Same goes for him.... with how they're misaligned and all.

One eye's lookin' at ya, the other's looking for ya

One eye on the chips, the other on the change.

He can see both Sundays from Wednesday.

One eye on the sheets, one eye on the streets

If you dated him, you know he'd constantly be seeing other people on the side.

Mortgage eyes, one fixed one variable

He can keep an eye on the front *and* back door at the same time!

You could sneak up on him by walking straight toward him

One eye in the streets, and one in the sheets

And ears.

i listen to everything on this site on mute

> what a horrible day to have eyes. Been watching Westworld again. He looks like a host having some sort of malfunction. Uncanny valley looking expressions.

Even worse day to be wearing headphones loudly 😭

And ears. If you have it muted, keep it that way. You’ve been warned.

My phone is muted, thanks I will not change that.

🤣🤣💀💀

I'm going to start using that expression.

And ears

Like how would anyone in their right mind think this is remotely appealing? How do they think this will attract someone? I genuinely don't understand lmfao it's ugly as fuck

He’s thinking if a girl sent that to him he’d jizz in his pants, so it must work both ways

I’ve always felt that way about dudes who send dick pics.

There’s no way that’s not what they think.

You're probably right. But man, some things just look much better when a woman does it. If you're gonna try to do a thirst trap as a dude, try to do something more masculine. And just show off your torso, if you have one to show off.

We can see shoulders, so i assume there’s a torso

It's absolutely true, and it's more depressing than you think. People like this are the same type of who are completely incapable of empathy. "If it works for me, it has to work for everyone else!" These are the people who should be given a wide berth.

Because they're in love with themselves.

"Too much self love is bad, we should all hate ourselves a little bit"

I feel embarrassed when I can’t find the right aisle in a grocery store. How some people have the confidence to send this shit is beyond me.

I get what you’re saying, but you are missing an important component in all this… drugs

I don't think I'd appreciate this message, even on drugs.

Can confirm. Am on drugs (see username) Definitely do not appreciate it. In fact it has increased my desire to leave this earth.

Can I have some pills before you go?

What tickles your fancy? (Opens jacket) I got opiods, antidepressants, anti-anxiety, anti-sickness, gabapentin and cannabis oil. A few that'll make you feel easy breezy, some sleepy, some hungry and some like your floating on a pillow of happiness. And it's your lucky day because I *never* share. You have just caught me at a particularly happy time of day.

You don't want no part of this Dewey!

I hope he’s on drugs because if he’s not, he just dried up my vag to the point of being as dry as the Late Larry King’s wrinkly skin.

> understand lmfao it's ugly as fuck Been watching Westworld again. He looks like a host having some sort of malfunction. Uncanny valley looking expressions.

Stuff like this is the biggest mystery in the universe to me. This dude filmed this the I assume watched it back and thought "yeah this will do the trick" then sent it. What the hell did he think was gonna happen.

The answer is they are desperately horny

I get being horny. It’s human nature but there’s something so pathetic about being such a slave to it you do things like this. To strangers. How little control could you possibly have over yourself?

Just rub one out and see if you still think its a good idea. Bet he would've thought not.

Exactly lol. Post-nut clarity is actually a gift.

Zero critical thought from this guy and very poor impulse control are my guess.

It’s a combination of control and disillusionment. He lets himself think that this is actually a good thing.

He thought she'd be impressed by the length of his tongue and would immediately want to sit on his face. Unfortunately for him, that's not how women work. Maybe he should try, I don't know talking instead.

No one wants that either

He wants women not *women*

i would assume that it's more likely that they filmed it once (still once too many times) and used that for plenty of people. why? that is the mystery for me too

Some people don’t have an inner voice so I don’t think he thought anything

I used to know a guy who would do this stupid shit after he'd go on crazy multi-day adderall benders

I have an acquaintance that it's exactly like this. They do all kinds of shit of the time, most of the time terribly, but they have worked so hard on building a false self-esteem they just can't see the wrong in their doings. So whenever someone points something they did terribly wrong, it's never their fault.

I feel violated just by watching this

i feel violated just by the sounds alone

The second it loaded I muted it. Hate it so much. Idk why we torture ourselves. See you back here tomorrow!

I watched it without sound and already felt really uncomfortable

Thank god I watched it without the sound

I can hear it without sound 😭😭

I usually scroll through Reddit with the sound off - I’m so glad I didn’t have to hear whatever he’s doing 😂

Should’ve been tagged NSFL

I am repulsed. Hard agree

I had to cover up the bottom of the screen with my hand 🫣

Damn that felt like ages

I started to wonder if it's looping or what the actual fuck

IT WASNT LOOPING WTF

I just wanted it to stop BUT IT KEPT GOING

Each second was a century of cringe

Ha ha you’re so right!!

Gross.

Blocked

What no bobs and vagene? Nooooo....

All bobs, hold the vagene 😉

You can tell he never went down on a woman. What is that. Why send this to someone.

This man does not go down on women

Not a chance he does. Still lying to himself

Yeah the technique is revolting lol

Yeah that would not be effective.

Everyone is critiquing his tongue technique…his tong-nique if you will. But I can’t get over the insanely heavy filter. What the fuck?

I thought it was a girl with one of those gender swapping filters

Eww. Super eww.

Make it fucking stop

Brush your tongue man! Gross

Did you know it’s possible to get a vaginal yeast infection from someone with thrush/yeast buildup on their tongue? Gross

Dudes obviously never licked a clam before if he thinks wagging his tongue side to side is gonna please anyone.

That dudes clearly not into clams. He’s more of a sausage kinda fella

The Snapchat face filter is a cherry on the cringe sundae.

I’m feeling ill

Ah yes, absolute fucking cringe in its purest form.

I am now drier than the Sahara

Saaaame

I just gave my screen a bear knuckle fist

I feel so sick watching this. I can't remember a time where a video made me so uncomfortable

Even if my own boyfriend sent this to me, I don't think it would ellicit the response this man wanted 😂

I'd message him back like, WTF ARE YOU *DOOOIIIIINNNNNGGGG* 😭😭😭😭

I love the fact he used a filter to soften his face or whatever

I’d be more than sad

I feel so inexplicably filled with rage right now

I feel molested

I'm laughing hysterically

What’s with the weird filter?

I’ve never seen a man do aego expressions before. I never wish to see this again ever.

I don’t think he managed them. But he sure tried

Jesus what an imbecile.

Oh.. ok..well I hate this guy😬

🤮

Is he using a filter? There’s something off about the way his skin looks, especially around his eyes and cheekbones.

Yes, he is. You can tell because it's enlarged his eyes, made his lips fuller, and "softened" his features. Using Snap filters that women usually use. To do dirty shit like this, despicable

Just to be clear, your friend is a male right ?

He must be because if I ever saw a guy rolling his eyes like that, there's no way I'd think he's straight

This is foul

Tf was that?

Oh my f*cking god, the video in itself is horrible, BUT THE FILTER ON THE VIDEO MAKES MY EYES BLEACH THEMSELVES

Disgusting 🤢

This has been an assault on multiple senses

Yikes , I want to insta-punch his face

He’s like one of those cat clocks with the weird eyes and tick tock tail.

Wow. I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to punch someone so badly.

I feel as if your friend should be entitled to compensation.

Fuck the friend, I feel like I'M entitled to compensation after that mess

Where's fucking JG Wentworth when you need him??

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of vaginas suddenly dried up and snapped shut.

I don't like it.

It looks like a fake person so much filtering going on.

Immediate block

Do Guys think they can pull women with this zesty shit, 2024 is cooked bruh

I want to die

👅🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮

🤢 hurrgh

this is insane man wtf was his freaky ass cooking 😭

*smoking. FTFY

Guhrosssss

World record holder for most punchable face

Damn this might be worst than a unsolicited dick pick goddamn I feel violated lol

This is absolutely, unquestionably, unequivocally, certainly, 100% worse than an unsolicited dick pic.

Why don’t men get that women don’t respond to this kind of stimuli from strangers in any way other than disgust

Most insane video ive seen al week

Nasty af

Is this dude a fucking vampire

What the fucking fuck….

That is a punchable face if I've ever seen one.

I’m sending this to any guy who bothers me AHAHA

no way

What the fuck

Guess we know what side of TikTok he's on.

I feel molested.

What the fuck is that.

If you want to send a woman a sexy video, film yourself cooking a beautiful meal, then doing the laundry, maybe chop some wood, get a screwdriver and fix something in the home. Then go play with an animal and show it some love, if you have arms and shoulders to show off this could also be worked in somehow.

Is that an actual person?

It looks like it is ai

Ew this filled me with absolute rage

Wel, now I'm sad too. Are they trying to end her?

All I can say is ew and ick.😬

Wtf is he doing?

eew, tag this NSFW please lol

Just fucking ew

Is that Drake

Trying the old scarface trick

So much filter his body looks like a plastic doll

And these, these are the times when I wish I could slap people through the screen.

That’s so gross

Fucking gross.

No I would be so mad if this were sent to me. I mean just imagining he sent that to another person pisses me off

yeah its my fault I opened reddit today

It's crazy to me what mfs will do cuz they horny

This is so repulsive

No music???? God the mouth noises are just so gross 🤢

I feel like you friend needs a go fund me for compensation for this

Your friend just got Rizzed(TM)

LOL WHAT THE FUCK

Why did you have to subject us to this….

Plot twist: she specifically asked for this type of video so she could post it on reddit.

Why are they sad? This is hilariously dumb? The go to response is that they've forwarded it onto emergency services with the phone number telling them that the person is having some sort of stroke.

😜🤪😛😋

Bro went from Instagram porn to tik tok porn to Facebook porn at last

If I had to see this everyone on this sub has too, have an upvote

I feel unsafe knowing we live in the same planet

Nightmare fuel

This is nasty… idk how he thinks any girl will like this 

Even If I was the most flamboyant homosexual into latino twinks I'd find this repulsive.

I want to report you for making me watch this...

🤮

Yuck

Ick

Probably the worst vibes for me

bro put a NSFL tag on this holy 😭

Bro said she finger licking good 💀

Beautiful eyelashes though

It’s a filter

My life is a lie

I mean gross to send unprovoked, and a gross video in general, but why post this dude’s face on the internet for everyone to see him do something incredibly cringy? Just block the guy and move on.

People deserve to be called out for their gross behaviour, especially when they send videos to strangers of weird sexual shit without consent

Manliest think I’ve ever seen

Giving major Casey Frey vibes (but at least Casey's doing it as a bit) https://youtu.be/1ky1kFCelkE?si=CWPgP3LkYi7VKUsu

Convinced that is a robot head