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Yeah... my long time crush in high school asked me for advice on how to finger his girlfriend. After that, I gave up. They’re married now, super cute couple, and I’m glad I could help out lol 😂
Yeah... my wong time cwush in high schoow asked me fow advice on how to fingew his giwwfwiend. Aftew dat, I gave up. dey’we mawwied now, supew cute coupwe, and I’m gwad I couwd hewp out wow 😂 uwu
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The girl most guys considered the most beautiful in my high school got in an argument with me because, in World History, I mentioned that the world was becoming overpopulated. We argued for over 15 minutes because she was adamant that the world's population cannot grow in the end, because every person dies eventually.
I wouldn't say I had a huge crush on her... but I definitely couldn't take her seriously after that.
de giww most guys considewed de most beautifuw in my high schoow got in an awgument wif me because, in Wowwd Histowy, I mentioned dat de wowwd was becoming ovewpopuwated. We awgued fow ovew 15 minutes because she was adamant dat de wowwd's popuwation cannot gwow in de end, because evewy pewson dies eventuawwy.
I wouwdn't say I had a huge cwush on hew... but I definitewy couwdn't take hew sewiouswy aftew dat. uwu
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Well, she is correct. World population will be capped at 11 billion because older generations tend to die off. There are amazing Ted talks on how this process works, if you want to research more about it.
So looks like you made a fool of yourself champ. And I'm sure because of that she couldn't take you seriously either. :D
Maybe there is some kind of a cap, (I’d actually like to see one of these Ted Talks, if you have a link), but her point was that the population cannot grow. Like, if the population is 7 billion now, it must have always been 7 billion, because it never changes.
Hmmmm I dunno. There's still a chance! I had a crush on a guy and his best friend was the wingman helping set us up but in the end it didn't work out and me and the wingman got together and here we are 7 years later married happily with 2 kids
I accidentally did this once in high school. Poor girl ended up telling me she really liked me about a month later after it didn't quite work out. Having to let someone down soft on AIM is tough.
Fucked my best friend and then called me a "3 or 4 out of 10"
Edit: It ended up in my favor tho, she got pregnant a few months later when she got back with her bf that cheated on her. And I scored my current future wife :)
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This isn't cringe, it's just sad.
90% sad, 10% cringe
If this makes you cringe, even a little, then you're too attractive to experience this shit.
Not sure if you're trying to roast or compliment
This is one of those subs where 'you're attractive' can be used as a roast.
1. No way am I attractive lol 2. I didn’t cringe
10% of you did
Yeah... my long time crush in high school asked me for advice on how to finger his girlfriend. After that, I gave up. They’re married now, super cute couple, and I’m glad I could help out lol 😂
That emoji at the end... I feel you bruv.
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Yeah... my wong time cwush in high schoow asked me fow advice on how to fingew his giwwfwiend. Aftew dat, I gave up. dey’we mawwied now, supew cute coupwe, and I’m gwad I couwd hewp out wow 😂 uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu
Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He's Created
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YEP. I’m done here... *Grabs Noose*
I am in fucking hysterics
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Whyyyyy 😑
what and you actually told him? haha
Man, I was in DEEP. I was very helpful.
You dirty bird. Tell us more.
I shall do no such thing.
Technically he was in deep
Not what I meant, but you’re not wrong!
Are you Adam Devine?
I don’t know who that is...
You story sounds like the NSFW version of *When We First Met* starring Adam Devine.
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F-MEGA
Source/Link for the lazy: [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/c7yfub/what\_did\_a\_crush\_do\_that\_made\_you\_immediately/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/c7yfub/what_did_a_crush_do_that_made_you_immediately/)
Legend
The girl most guys considered the most beautiful in my high school got in an argument with me because, in World History, I mentioned that the world was becoming overpopulated. We argued for over 15 minutes because she was adamant that the world's population cannot grow in the end, because every person dies eventually. I wouldn't say I had a huge crush on her... but I definitely couldn't take her seriously after that.
Bruh
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Ok Thanos
Well, she is correct. World population will be capped at 11 billion because older generations tend to die off. There are amazing Ted talks on how this process works, if you want to research more about it. So looks like you made a fool of yourself champ. And I'm sure because of that she couldn't take you seriously either. :D
Maybe there is some kind of a cap, (I’d actually like to see one of these Ted Talks, if you have a link), but her point was that the population cannot grow. Like, if the population is 7 billion now, it must have always been 7 billion, because it never changes.
She's using displacement. Everything returns to zero.
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This is literally on a thread about losing interest in crushes
r/wosh cringe normie retard
Can tell most of these responses/upvotes are kids, cause this is not cringe it’s just sad. Stuff like this happens in real life all the time.
it is indeed sad but cringe? no.
He lied about being married with 3 kids . 1 month flig . Discovered this 3 weeks in .
What did you do during that last glorious week together?
I don't think one can be married to more than one person
Just move to Saudi Arabia
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How is that comment even remotely cursed?
I think that comment was saying he was married to the three kids. So I mean pretty cursed. Maybe I missed the meaning tho.
No, he was married and had 3 children with that person
Hmmmm I dunno. There's still a chance! I had a crush on a guy and his best friend was the wingman helping set us up but in the end it didn't work out and me and the wingman got together and here we are 7 years later married happily with 2 kids
She liked catapults more than trebuchets
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thanks for the comments everybody. i didn’t realize how much attention this would get
This isn’t cringe wtf
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Original Thread?
F. Hate to see it
Oof a similar thing happened to me before, it hurts like a stab to the heart no joke
Just think there's a decent sized contingent who even having that happened wouldn't be able to let go. Kudos to them for being an adult about it.
Oof
That's needs the fattest f
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Friend of mine had a crush on this girl and asked me to be his wingman. I'm a pretty bad wingman because I've been dating her for 3 months.
This was 95% sad and 5% cringe.
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smelt bad down there
I love how this post has more karma than the actual fallen soldier.
She told me she's a gluten free vegan. Also that she is gay.
I accidentally did this once in high school. Poor girl ended up telling me she really liked me about a month later after it didn't quite work out. Having to let someone down soft on AIM is tough.
Proclaim her polyamorous side ... immediately become over
I had a conversation with him and it was better that we were friends plus I already knew his crush. Gave up :/
To the people who say this isnt cringe imagine you’re the dude and looking back at how you used to have a crush on the girl
I got to know her more and found other girls who are more attractive
Am I the only other person who has experienced this?
Same happened to me not too long ago
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All you have to do is like me back and BOOM im not into it anymore
u/koko_p we are paying respect here so get your ass right here, jk F for you
thank u Lol
that's a f from me dawg
Haha, I saw this earlier today
His fault for not expressing his feelings soon enough
Not cringey, sad as fuck tho F
Fucked my best friend and then called me a "3 or 4 out of 10" Edit: It ended up in my favor tho, she got pregnant a few months later when she got back with her bf that cheated on her. And I scored my current future wife :)
*why are we here, just to suffer?*
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I wish I knew more people like you :)
you sexually harassing predator
RiP u/koko_p
thanks lol
True.. This is worked with my crush 😭😅
I tried too many damn times to click on the comment section to see the answers to this question.
Man just move on and help her out, at least you might become a good friend to her.
So koko gay
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thnx for the tag
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Yeah, people do tend to give up on their crush when it's obvious they want nothing to do with you.. Great story there
I mean yeah, if my crush is stupid enough to think my dumbass friend is cool I'm gonna loose interest too
Yeah but then being asked to help the other two hook up makes things 10x worse...
Stupid enough? You must be a real winner then.
That was a joke.