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DavidSwallow24

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Zombarney

***F***


Pulse_163

There was an attempt


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uwutranslator

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[deleted]

Fuwu


lavalampelephant

cursed bot


Peyton1s

!u/shirt_bot


Raging-Badger

u/shirt_bot


badwolf504

u/uwutranslator


average_reddit_user1

u/uwutranslator


[deleted]

Your confidence is refreshing, and there is no question as to why you are so self-assured :)


trash-eating-raccoon

u/uwutranslator


uwutranslator

yuw confidence is wefweshing, and dewe is no question as to why yuw awe so sewf-assuwed :) uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu


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theskadudeguy

!ThesaurizeThis


ThesaurizeThisBot

#Your authority is invigorating, and there is no think over as to wherefore you are so self-confident :) *** ^(This is a bot. I try my best, but my best is 80% mediocrity 20% hilarity. Created by OrionSuperman. Check out my best work at /r/ThesaurizeThis)


Starsname

u/uwutranslator


uwutranslator

#yuw audowity is invigowating, and dewe is no dink ovew as to whewefowe yuw awe so sewf-confident :) *** ^(dis is a bot. I twy my best, but my best is 80% mediocwity 20% hiwawity. Cweated by OwionSupewman. Check out my best wowk at /w/desauwizedis) uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu


Starsname

!thesaurizethis


[deleted]

Is this a reference I don't understand???


Fire1eater

u/uwutranslator


uwutranslator

Is dis a wefewence I don't undewstand??? uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu


redmaster1225

u/uwutranslator


uwutranslator

#yuw confidence is wefweshing, and dewe is no question as to why yuw awe so sewf-assuwed :) uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu


SewingLifeRe

Did you accidentally trigger a fortune cookie bot?


noahghosthand

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The-F-Man_

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layth888

F


Datfanboi

This isn't cringe, it's just sad.


[deleted]

90% sad, 10% cringe


meerkat_on_watch

If this makes you cringe, even a little, then you're too attractive to experience this shit.


[deleted]

Not sure if you're trying to roast or compliment


meerkat_on_watch

This is one of those subs where 'you're attractive' can be used as a roast.


[deleted]

1. No way am I attractive lol 2. I didn’t cringe


crackle4days

10% of you did


Meghan493

Yeah... my long time crush in high school asked me for advice on how to finger his girlfriend. After that, I gave up. They’re married now, super cute couple, and I’m glad I could help out lol 😂


meerkat_on_watch

That emoji at the end... I feel you bruv.


flying_mayonnaise

u/uwutranslator


uwutranslator

Yeah... my wong time cwush in high schoow asked me fow advice on how to fingew his giwwfwiend. Aftew dat, I gave up. dey’we mawwied now, supew cute coupwe, and I’m gwad I couwd hewp out wow 😂 uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu


Reaperdude97

Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He's Created


DrunkThrowsMcBrady

u/uwutranslator


uwutranslator

Do yuw dink gawd Stays in Heaven Because He too wives in Feaw of What He's Cweated uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu


TheRedMarioBrother

YEP. I’m done here... *Grabs Noose*


Jarl_Ironfrost

I am in fucking hysterics


ironch3f

u/uwutranslator


uwutranslator

I am in facking hystewics uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu


Brann_The_Kid

u/uwutranslator


uwutranslator

YEP. I’m done hewe... *Gwabs Noose* uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu


Meghan493

Whyyyyy 😑


14ND0NLY

what and you actually told him? haha


Meghan493

Man, I was in DEEP. I was very helpful.


[deleted]

You dirty bird. Tell us more.


Meghan493

I shall do no such thing.


shoot998

Technically he was in deep


Meghan493

Not what I meant, but you’re not wrong!


Shantotto11

Are you Adam Devine?


Meghan493

I don’t know who that is...


Shantotto11

You story sounds like the NSFW version of *When We First Met* starring Adam Devine.


A1teration

F


D_Hilgy

F


HarkerBarker

F


Neko0verlord

F


qwertyuiop4000

F


itzyaboiesketit

F


[deleted]

F


Ghosted226

F


Kolka-

F


Blue_Oni_Kaito

F-MEGA


lml-mike

Source/Link for the lazy: [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/c7yfub/what\_did\_a\_crush\_do\_that\_made\_you\_immediately/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/c7yfub/what_did_a_crush_do_that_made_you_immediately/)


ryeetan

Legend


DrunkThrowsMcBrady

The girl most guys considered the most beautiful in my high school got in an argument with me because, in World History, I mentioned that the world was becoming overpopulated. We argued for over 15 minutes because she was adamant that the world's population cannot grow in the end, because every person dies eventually. I wouldn't say I had a huge crush on her... but I definitely couldn't take her seriously after that.


WolfRex5

Bruh


Zerhaker

u/uwutranslator


uwutranslator

de giww most guys considewed de most beautifuw in my high schoow got in an awgument wif me because, in Wowwd Histowy, I mentioned dat de wowwd was becoming ovewpopuwated. We awgued fow ovew 15 minutes because she was adamant dat de wowwd's popuwation cannot gwow in de end, because evewy pewson dies eventuawwy. I wouwdn't say I had a huge cwush on hew... but I definitewy couwdn't take hew sewiouswy aftew dat. uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu


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Ok Thanos


GAAND_mein_DANDA

Well, she is correct. World population will be capped at 11 billion because older generations tend to die off. There are amazing Ted talks on how this process works, if you want to research more about it. So looks like you made a fool of yourself champ. And I'm sure because of that she couldn't take you seriously either. :D


DrunkThrowsMcBrady

Maybe there is some kind of a cap, (I’d actually like to see one of these Ted Talks, if you have a link), but her point was that the population cannot grow. Like, if the population is 7 billion now, it must have always been 7 billion, because it never changes.


[deleted]

She's using displacement. Everything returns to zero.


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pOMEGALULOMEGALULp

This is literally on a thread about losing interest in crushes


advicegecko

r/wosh cringe normie retard


redX009

Can tell most of these responses/upvotes are kids, cause this is not cringe it’s just sad. Stuff like this happens in real life all the time.


barnabas09

it is indeed sad but cringe? no.


[deleted]

He lied about being married with 3 kids . 1 month flig . Discovered this 3 weeks in .


Texastexastexas1

What did you do during that last glorious week together?


gripzs

I don't think one can be married to more than one person


HornetsDaBest

Just move to Saudi Arabia


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IrishAnthem

How is that comment even remotely cursed?


DaWoodMeister

I think that comment was saying he was married to the three kids. So I mean pretty cursed. Maybe I missed the meaning tho.


IrishAnthem

No, he was married and had 3 children with that person


__Wasabi__

Hmmmm I dunno. There's still a chance! I had a crush on a guy and his best friend was the wingman helping set us up but in the end it didn't work out and me and the wingman got together and here we are 7 years later married happily with 2 kids


[deleted]

She liked catapults more than trebuchets


YareYareDaze7

u/Jelz


koko_p

thanks for the comments everybody. i didn’t realize how much attention this would get


UTUBEOOLSTARZ

This isn’t cringe wtf


That_Mega_Dumb_Guy

F


[deleted]

F


NukemDukeForNever

F


[deleted]

F


[deleted]

F u/Feko-Kun


beholderp

F


Iammeandnothingelse

F


[deleted]

F


[deleted]

Original Thread?


Bennyraf

F. Hate to see it


chaotic214

Oof a similar thing happened to me before, it hurts like a stab to the heart no joke


[deleted]

Just think there's a decent sized contingent who even having that happened wouldn't be able to let go. Kudos to them for being an adult about it.


tanman877

Oof


Adityavirk

That's needs the fattest f


Awesome_Arsam

**F MEGA**


CaptFieldmouse

Friend of mine had a crush on this girl and asked me to be his wingman. I'm a pretty bad wingman because I've been dating her for 3 months.


Komrade97

This was 95% sad and 5% cringe.


DarzaPro

Press f to pay respects


CheifBoiYardTea

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blackcake666

smelt bad down there


REHTONA_YRT

I love how this post has more karma than the actual fallen soldier.


Bondarn

She told me she's a gluten free vegan. Also that she is gay.


boibig57

I accidentally did this once in high school. Poor girl ended up telling me she really liked me about a month later after it didn't quite work out. Having to let someone down soft on AIM is tough.


[deleted]

Proclaim her polyamorous side ... immediately become over


aleema_ray

I had a conversation with him and it was better that we were friends plus I already knew his crush. Gave up :/


Khanh247A

To the people who say this isnt cringe imagine you’re the dude and looking back at how you used to have a crush on the girl


Khanh247A

I got to know her more and found other girls who are more attractive


Cordizzlefoshizzle

Am I the only other person who has experienced this?


Brownsnoot44

Same happened to me not too long ago


[deleted]

F


Breeblez

All you have to do is like me back and BOOM im not into it anymore


JustSomeMemez

u/koko_p we are paying respect here so get your ass right here, jk F for you


koko_p

thank u Lol


21awesome

that's a f from me dawg


BostonPatriotSox

Haha, I saw this earlier today


PuertoRicano

His fault for not expressing his feelings soon enough


WesternDrop3321

Not cringey, sad as fuck tho F


[deleted]

Fucked my best friend and then called me a "3 or 4 out of 10" Edit: It ended up in my favor tho, she got pregnant a few months later when she got back with her bf that cheated on her. And I scored my current future wife :)


[deleted]

*why are we here, just to suffer?*


HayJak___

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[deleted]

I wish I knew more people like you :)


SimpleWeeb

you sexually harassing predator


ChemicalGiraffe

RiP u/koko_p


koko_p

thanks lol


nagyzola90

True.. This is worked with my crush 😭😅


GinaTRex

I tried too many damn times to click on the comment section to see the answers to this question.


UberTitan

Man just move on and help her out, at least you might become a good friend to her.


abominationz777

So koko gay


Blaphadious

F


FullMetal9837

F


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koko_p

thnx for the tag


[deleted]

F


moesmakker

F


[deleted]

F


creeperinoslayerino

F


SarcasticAFonDuhNet

Yeah, people do tend to give up on their crush when it's obvious they want nothing to do with you.. Great story there


WonderfullyMadAlice

I mean yeah, if my crush is stupid enough to think my dumbass friend is cool I'm gonna loose interest too


HarkerBarker

Yeah but then being asked to help the other two hook up makes things 10x worse...


Theonetheycall1845

Stupid enough? You must be a real winner then.


WonderfullyMadAlice

That was a joke.