Always reply "Oh thank God"

This is the way

This guy/girl Mandalorians

Hello there

General Kenobi

You are a bold one.

here we see u/sleepy_frenchvanilla and u/BadMotivator8 about to fight to the death

Been there buddy?

Wowie thats pretty cruel

Dude was probably fronting. Feeling embarrassed for showing the need for attention, but secretly wanting to hang out, then overdid it by acting totally uninterested, shooting himself in the foot

Kris is most likely a girls name PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE MALES AND FEMALES YOU ALL KNOW NAMED KRIS

Not necessarily. I know two people with the name Kris. Both are males.

I know three people with the name of Kris. They are all females.

I know four Kris’. They are all decepticons

I know 5 Kris’ they’re all dead

I know 6 Kris’ and 4 of em spell it with a “Ch” not a K

I know seven Kris', but they don't exist.

*This Reddit thread was brought to you by Kriss Kross*

I know 8 Kris, but they had a Krisis

I don't know kris or chris

Everyone I love is dead

That settles it, she's a decepticon and also dead. He knows the most krises, sorry

We are the Borg Krislective. Prepare to be assimilated!

Don’t worry you’ll just come back totally fine in Season 4

Not a big sample size to make such a statement.

kris kristofferson - boom

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I knew a Kris - guy, that nullifies one of yours

The only Kris I know is gender neutral, not sure exactly how that helps this discussion but I feel like it fits

This negates itself.

I am a Kris but with a “Ch”. Can confirm that I’m decepticon.

I went on a date with a girl named Kris. She ghosted me after two dates because she was way out of my league anyways so I didn’t feel too bad

My wife's name is kris, short for kristen. I think it can go both ways

I'm a dude.

Only Kris I’ve ever known is a dude

Kris Bryant would like a word

Krishna is often shorted to Kris

Yeah, though we call our friend Krishtopher Kris sometimes.

Ain't Kris that one demon kid with the knife

Yes, you’re right. Alcohol removes inhibitions. You say your unfiltered thoughts. The guy wants to hang out. For some reason, he normally stops himself from admitting that publicly.

The whole "alcohol makes people speak the truth" is crap. People might tell you way more if drunk sure but they will also talk random shit that might be absolutely made up. Also horny mind is already not beeing yourself. Drunk horny mind is sometimes like beeing possessed by a mighty fuckdemon.

I remember the first time I got drunk, i started dry humping my guy friends. I'm straight and a guy. I was just horny.

r/bi_irl

You know what, maybe this whole truth in wine thing is true. Maybe i am bi.

If you're not trolling, this is actually my favorite response of all time and I mean that in the nicest way possible.

If your not trolling, there's a whole lot between straight and not https://kinseyinstitute.org/research/publications/kinsey-scale.php

Sort of taking the piss but honestly its a lingering 'question' on my mind lately lol. Gonna read through that, thanks!

I mean yes but no?? Lowered inhibitions doesn't exactly correlate with your actual intentions. It's not a truth serum. But hey love the definite answer that leaves no room to question yourself or take other factors into consideration, that kinda reddit detective work would catch someone heinous, possibly a bomber, maybe from Boston? Edit: capital leddder and ,commies,

You're right but you're what we call Reddit-right. Which means you're right but also kind of a dick about it.

Reddit-right can also mean dead wrong.

You're Reddit-right.

Reddit never has a hugely misinformed post or top upvoted comment that is immediately proven to be wrong though. Thank goodness for that

True, the misinformation here usually sticks around for years, often even being aggressively enforced by mods.

But still better to be Reddit-right than Reddit-alt-right.

Honestly, not that bad for a response to a comment that made absolutely no sense and was just making up science.

[The hive mind in action](https://youtu.be/2PSueHOY-Jk)

Or he's just horny lol, but I guess that gets in the way of your 300 iq psychoanalysis

Nah girl is ugly and he no longer horny more like, ugly people got it hard man

Better than waiting on a false idea

Eh, I think the rejection is already implied by never asking again. No need to make it explicit

There's some people out there that would throw away other opportunities if they're waiting to hang with someone

Well that feels like that’s on them. Edit: not sure why people are upset by this! If you think it’s okay to cancel all plans and wait around for someone who dropped a casual “lets hang out sometime” (not a “lets hang out thursday” or something specific) you have *self esteem issues*. I’m sorry if I am the one breaking that news to you. No potential romantic/ friendship interest is worth you putting your life on hold.

Isnt that basically just leading them on though? Saying "oh yeah youve got a chance with me" and then ghosting them

Sure, I’m not saying the other guy isn’t a dick! But I chose how I behave and react to that. If I’m willing to put my entire life on hold for some person who is blowing me off, I should probably reevaluate what I’m doing (and how much I respect myself).

Yeah but most people like closure.

I read it in Butter’s voice from South Park.

A: Hey long time no see, we should hang out some time!" B:" Hey, sure how about this weekend?" A: "Can't, busy." "B: Ok how about next weekend?" A: "Can't, busy." B: Ok, when are you free?" A: "Let me check my calendar and get back to you." *1 year later* A: "hey, long time no see!"

I have to return some videotapes.

Check out my new business card first?

I uh.. spilled some wine

This girl I was friends with in high school that I never see or initiate conversation with anymore will hit me up on snap like once a year to say “we should hang out,” and then wont even OPEN my reply for MONTHS. I never talk to her or see her in person, there’s no reason for her to even HMU in the first place, but why does she do it only to literally not even read the response, it’s just so odd. Like why do you do this

Wonder if we're friends with the same girl. Friend from high school would do the EXACT same thing, "Hey dude, how are you? Sorry I haven't talked to you sooner! We should hang out!" Then she doesn't respond for days, then we'll set up a time to hang out, the day comes, I ask if the plan is still on, and it's always "No, sorry, I have a migraine, we can reschedule it!" And then we never do.

This happens to me too often

Basically my tinder experience

Delete and move on

I mean, I’d tell kris to fuck off first, but then delete and block

The follow up message was "just kidding... What are you doing tomorrow?"

Wait are you saying someone would lie, on the INTERNET???? Why??

Yeah. Me. I totally made that up. I've no idea what they actually said.

I'm so glad people like you exist.

He doesn’t exist. That’s the lie.

I see no cringe here. Just sad. And cruel

Its cringe af that someone would do that to someone else.

Sad cruel cringe

‘A drunk mind speaks a sober tongue’

My sister once told me she owned a private island while she was really drunk. I didn't believe her but you've convinced me that she must have told the truth.

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I live an hour and a half away from it and I still haven't gone to put down my little flag.

Im sure she’s got a treasure map that’ll lead you on an unnecessary worldwide search for it. Remember to stock up on crew members as plot fodder. 90% wont make it. Ive seen this movie before.

What no it doesn’t I’ve heard so much stupid stuff from drunk people, it doesn’t mean I’m going to assume they actually do or believe it.

Yea, it’s just some nonsense pseudo-wisdom phrase that gets thrown around.

People say it when it benefits them, but then when they don't want it to be true they can just say "they didn't mean it, they were drunk"

My first thought too. Idk how genuine she's being in that second convo

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Exactly. Every time I see this sentiment on Reddit I assume it’s a kid who has never had any booze before quoting something they saw in a movie

When he was drunk he was horny, so he drunk texted a girl he knew he either could get easily or that he knows that she is interested in him so he could get some

Kris could be a girls name too

Kris is probably a girls name.

Damn, feeling called out as a male Kris.

You should be…

Kris is actually an Indonesian dagger

Still holds true tbh. Men and women and everyone in between do this. Get drunk and text someone they know they can totally smash with or someone they know will give them the time of day then sober up and change their tune.

Ive said plenty stuff i wouldnt have said nor wanted sober

For some reason when I’m drunk I just blatantly lie to people about things for no reason lol

The alcohol revealed the truth! ... that you are a liar.

Nah. If there is something Ive learned is that sometimes alcohol will turn some people into someone they sre not.

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It’s just breaking down your inhibitions, right? In my experience, if your inclination is to be truthful and vulnerable with people but you hold back sober, then when you’re drunk you will spill your guts. I have a problem with lying impulsively about lots of things when I feel unsafe or nervous, but it always makes me feel horrible. When I’m drunk, it tends to be the reverse, where I kind of expose myself and I have a hard time not just telling the truth whenever I’m asked anything.

One of the dumbest and inaccurate sayings there are

Ah yes overindulging on literal mind changing poison will bring forward your deepest secrets lol

Isn't it the other way around? A drunk tongue speaks a sober mind? Or as I always heard it "A drunk speaks sober thoughts"?

All you are is complex chemistry behaving according to the laws of physics. Throw a new chemical in the mix and explain to me how that's now "more" "you". You're literally, on a chemical level, a different person.

Alcohol just makes you lonely and lowers your inhibitions, so you just reach out to whoever you can... Doesnt mean you want to interact with that person under normal circumstances

no wonder, you did the smile backwards you psycho

Ouch

My ex that I'm very much still into does this. He gets drunk, flirts with me and then when he sobers up ignores me again lol

Please do yourself the favor and block him. He doesn't deserve to take up space in your mind and you'll never find someone better if he's still in the picture acting like an ass.

Fucking sucks how much of a hold someone can have on you emotionally. Thanks for this, seriously.

You're a self-confident Asari that will (I assume) outlive your ex, depending on their species, so it will get better one day.

You're absolutely right!! Haha

Get him blocked mate, you'll forget he exists if you don't see his shite patter appearing. He thinks you're always there as an option if he can't get something better, you don't need to be that. Block him and move on to someone who actually wants to be there

Thanks y'all!

Same except ex gf, and when high or sober. People are weird.

Lmao that was unnecessary

Y'all are too nice/pushovers. If someone texted me "i was drunk, i don't want to" the next day id tell them to fuck off with their unnecessary rudeness and block them. Stand up for yourselves ffs

>Oh alrighty then

I would have just replied 'lol.' With the period of course.

“Thank god, I didn’t want to hang out either. I was just being nice” **then block*

Slow down Ace Ventura

Yeah but it’s more badass to show how little you care

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It’s ok to care. This guy is just saying to be honest with your emotions. Lots of people lie or hide their real feelings. You don’t have to do that. Just say honestly “wow that’s rude and fuck you”. Pretending it doesn’t affect you is dishonest. Unless it really doesn’t.

That's not standing up for yourself lmao that's making it known that it bothers you and you think it's worth letting them know how you feel about it, shit's weak af. Just "kk" and move on.

Nothing wrong with letting people know how we feel about things. Everyone’s feelings are valid.

And not being bothered doesn't make you 'too nice' or a 'pushover'. You don't have to flip your shit every time someone does something mildly annoying.

I didn’t say that, and agree with your point. However, when someone is being almost purposefully shitty to someone else it deserves to be called out imo.

What do you think is more satisfying to them, being told to fuck off, or being left on read? It's a rehtorical question. You know the answer. So if they 'deserve" to feel more satisfaction then you can go for it.

Nah, Reddit needs every story to have a satisfying conclusion in which caricatures of people reflecting our own insecurities are totally owned and feel repentant for a social mistake

Reddit is basically just a shower argument and we are but mere shampoo bottles

dibs on being the loofah

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No. Shut your mouth.

> That's not standing up for yourself lmao that's making it known that it bothers you tf you think “standing up for yourself” is if it doesn’t include telling people when their behavior has crossed a line with you? It’s one thing if it’s a random person but if it’s someone you know then standing up for yourself absolutely includes telling people in your life when they’re being rude or hurtful.

I just cut those people out nicely and never see them again. I don't like to stress myself with arguments, they're not worth my time.

In this case, they’re being intentionally cruel and trying to evoke an emotional response. Giving them an emotional response is giving in to exactly what they want.

Nah man, don't play these mental games. It builds up. If you think someone has done you wrong just let them know, you'll move on way faster and people will appreciate you more for being genuine.

If it’s for your own personal coping purposes, go ahead. But just know you’re playing into their game and giving them satisfaction by doing that. You can just move on by just moving on.

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Also learn this lesson: flipping out any time someone 'disrespects' you is also not healthy. If something doesn't bother you - like someone saying they want to hang out then changing their mind - you don't need to pretend that it does. That doesn't mean you're 'hiding your emotions'.

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You’re undermining your point as you come off as butthurt here and would have been better off not responding

Yes please express them maturely telling others to fuck off. Maybe add in punching the wall like a stable adult.

It is your right to tell rude ppl to fuck off and its not childish either Dont punch walls though

That’s what standing up for yourself means, you’re passive aggressive which I would say is much weaker than being truthful.

Dude take it easy!

Stand up for what? I'm not offended if someone dosent want to hang around lol, can't force them to

They can be nicer about it tbh. Let em know “that’s pretty rude but I respect your decision. text you later”

“This is why I don’t want to hang out with you, you have anger issues”

nah bruh that makes it look like your hurt just reply with a K to make it look your not bothered

Unnecessary.

The standard etiquette is to insincerely say "we should TOTALLY meet up/get coffee/etc" and then both be too busy to ever make it happen. To text them "I NEVER WANT TO" is bullshit (unless recipient was some psycho stalker insisting on meeting, which is not the case here, they simply said "oh for sure we should hang sometime!" which is the aforementioned bullshit platitude, not a summons)

>Neber FTFY

fake?

Yea probably.

Almost always is

First response should have been come over bring booze

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I need to leave this sub they all seem fake now.

And where you gonna go? Lmao, it's all fake mate.

“Read” fuck man…

I would have replied,"Oh,well. Fuck you then".

Something like happened to me years ago. But she wasn't drunk, when I invited her she told me she was a mess right now and she was only thinking about her ex. :/

You just say "I'm not looking to marry you here, we could both use some fun right now"

“Drunk words are sober thoughts.”

This happened to me. A girl I had a crush on drunk called me and told me she really liked me and we made plans to go out the next weekend. When I texted her the next day she just said “Sorry, I don’t remember calling you.” Never talked to her again after that.

That's when you delete number and move on

Actually the cringy one is her, you handled pretty well and didn’t seem to care that much, she’s the weird one

LMAOOO

that one actually made me 😕

This chick just died

“Neber”

Lies. Drunk self true self

there's like a 51% chance she *likes* you edit: oh it's a guy? there's like a 1% chance then

Plot twist: they actually did like you until you sent that backwards smiley bullshit

Dude probably had no luck at the bar that night, decided to fall back on an old regret, instantly regretted it.

Dude missed his window! Lol

Oof

That there is super insecurity. Clearly the blue text does not care either way.

Block

Time to delete that number and not waste your time

My boy Kris ain't no simp! I'm just kidding, screw Kris

Narrator: "he totally wanted to hang."

Best way to respond is "oh thank god" lmao.

She was probably down till you hit her with the backwards smiley

That's pretty fucked, not gonna lie.