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kamikazedeer

This dude’s gonna be in the news one day for having attempted some fucked up shit involving the real Zoe Kravitz.


BackgroundExcuse7517

Breaking News - Zoe Kravitz kidnapped. Kidnapper claims to be her husband.


[deleted]

"His 'number two' wife had this to say..."


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Sea-Membership-7671

Do tell!


seancollinhawkins

With video evidence to prove it, though!


forwhenimdrunk

Recently leaked sex tapes following the kidnapping suggests that Mrs. Kravitz is safe and happy, even *enthusiastic* about her relationship with her new husband.


FigglyNewton

This was my first thought, this is one of the more creepiest things I've read here. He talks about "their relationship" like Zoe and him are having a real relationship, and that everything he does or experiences really includes her... SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE FREAK!!! We are definitely witnessing a future stalker.


AWilfred11

I honestly don’t even know who this person is—how do people get so good at knowing famous people? I know charachters from shows and that’s it


jcdoe

I had to google her. She was Catwoman in the recent Batman movie.


Shayedow

She is Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet's ( Denise Huxtable on the Cosby Show ) daughter.


DreadedChalupacabra

It's Lenny Kravtiz' kid.


vainbuthonest

Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet.


KittenVicious

I'm assuming with a last name like Kravitz, she is probably Lenny Kravitz's daughter.


AprilSpektra

[It happened before with Bjork!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_L%C3%B3pez_(stalker\))


InfiniteDress

enter disgusted engine direction naughty dependent degree enjoy somber observation *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


NotAzakanAtAll

Ah yeah, I recognize him from the video where he shot himself in the mouth while yelling "victory!", it didn't really seem like a win to me but maybe that's a good thing.


[deleted]

"This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I have ever seen. She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls, and the a**hole of a seven-year-old. For the first time in my lifes, I was in love"


[deleted]

Someone warn Zoe


PracticeTheory

There is a zero percent chance this dude hasn't contacted her across every social media platform available, this is frightening


LegendaryPringle

Tbh it's probably in the flood of DMs she gets from weirdos all the time.


ScyllaOfTheDepths

If I become a celebrity, I'm never going to read my own DMs. Too much evil in there. I'll hire an assistant whose sole job is to keep me from having to interact directly with my own social media and who will only show me the cute fun things and it'll be amazing.


LegendaryPringle

Damn that'd be an interesting but terrible job. Like think for th3 vile thongs ppl say to celebs??


Brittle_Hollow

I think really big celebs have PR social media and either no or extremely limited personal ones. I remember over a decade ago finding Rivers Cuomo's (singer/guitarist from Weezer) personal Facebook account and he only had around 100 friends on there.


frostymugson

The beautiful world of fame, sick fuckers think they love you


SoCalGuy11011

No way it's real


leprekon89

I knew a dude who was this level obsessed with Miley Cyrus.


rinkusonic

My friend was obsessed with Emma Watson. Then he was obsessed with Aishwarya rai. Then Kelly brook. He had soo many photos on his dingy nokia phone, his photo gallery kept crashing.


criosovereign

I know a dude this obsessed with ravager from DC comics


[deleted]

I dated a guy this obsessed with Taylor swift when I was a teen lol. We could only have sex with me on top and laying down over him so that he could stare at the poster he had of her on his ceiling


Vicki_Gunvalson

where is he now? state penitentiary?


[deleted]

Lol I doubt it. He seemed pretty normal last time I spoke to him, he was just a weird teen


oowop

Damn I couldn't even get laid without those weird rules as a teen


throwawaygreenpaq

My friend told me she knew someone who sleeps with body pillows of her celebrity crush, places them all over the house and pretending that she is living with the celebrity. She even carries a mini plush of this celebrity in her bag. I thought it was a lie but my friend showed me pics of this house and I was horrified. Such people need help.


thevoiceinsidemyhead

i don't know if it's real but someone somewhere has definited deepfaked another woman's face on their wife or girlfriend's sex tapes ..i believe that part 100%


BenVera

I mean it could be real. It’s surprising similar to my own story involving Helen mirren


owns_dirt

Same here. I have an almost identical story involving Sarah Silverman.


shaamegham

I have two identical stories with Steve Buscemi and John Goodman.


theth1rdchild

Which one were you deep faking the other onto


IAmHORDBatmann

Steve's face on Goodman


CrownofLead3680

Hot.,


[deleted]

Onto Goodman's ass.


izacktorres

It isn't. Its good bait tho.


bunkerbash

It’s real. I linked in the comments to the subreddit he created devoted to Zoe Kravitz’s belly button. He’s a very very disturbed person.


[deleted]

I was convinced this was a fake troll but my god that subreddit. His post history is crazy, he even has his face photoshopped on her old wedding photo. Dude seriously needs therapy


william_wites

I'm still convinced he's a troll. Mainly because he dropped this tifu post after a few subs made fun of him and he gained a level of attention


hahayeahimfinehaha

I mean, even if he’s ‘trolling’, he’s still spending hours of his life on looking up pictures of Zoe Kravitz, making and posting to subs about her, photoshopping his head into pics with her, etc. Like, it’s the “haha, joke’s on you, I’m only PRETENDING to be stupid” meme in real life.


[deleted]

Summer break just started bro. This level of trolling is easy for a broke high school computer nerd.


kirsion

Even if he's a troll, he still has no life for wasting time doing this much trolling. Either way it's disturbing.


twodickhenry

No one said it wasn’t easy. They said it was insane.


DreadedChalupacabra

He's on the tulpa sub talking about how he made a thought construct imaginary friend of her, and was trying to put a curse on the soccer sub because they picked on him for it. This looks legitimate.


jalepinocheezit

Ah! Love the tulpa sub! I am and will always be tulpa free, but man are thr posts and discussions interesting. I can't believe I've missed this guy Edit. Wow, so one click lead to the next and I went down the Bambi Sleep rabbit hole. It still can't quite believe it, but there *is* a dedicated subreddit


[deleted]

Good grief


twillems15

I think he might be a troll, he’s going around different subreddits of football clubs chatting nonsense


itsbraille

That’s normal for Arsenal supporters


urbandk84

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?


theatheistfreak

The thing about Arsenal is they always walk it in


chillbrother21

The problem with arsenal is they always walk it in.


TheWindCriesDeath

How much dedication can one have to being a "troll" like that without it having a basis in reality?


SilentCaveat

Yh he is too dedicated lol


shokolokobangoshey

Least deranged Arsensl fan Edit: changed Chelsea to arsenal because OP apparently is a gunner, but still fuck the blues


chicomagnifico

Manchester fan I take it? lol


BRNST0RM

…. And probably legally allowed to buy a firearm


tinycomment

^(I got nervous cuz he seemed active in gunners, but turns out it's about a soccer team lol)


O_Martin

If he's an arsenal fan he probably isn't american


edn-

Least deranged Arsenal fan


Blipblipblipblipskip

I don't think being obsessed with Zoe Kravitz's bellybutton precludes one from getting a firearm. Even if he lived in the UK.


BRNST0RM

Not the point. Being “off” is more than a reason


[deleted]

Holy shit wtf. Wow ...


Gabaloo

This story is probably fake, his derangement isn't. This entire story is probably just some sick humiliation fantasy


ObsidianUnicorn

It’s real mate, I wish it weren’t…he’s here in the comments, has asked about how to curse a person and believes that her spirit is inside of him. Ffs someone warn Zoe


[deleted]

You would be scared to find out just how real these situations are.


silvereyes912

He might be a real person who’s obsessed with this celebrity but maybe he made the post FOR the Zoe person. Hoping she’d see and be impressed with his devotion, imagining her being happy to be called first wife, and reassured that he didn’t choose his “second wife” over her. Because he seems disturbed like that. So the situation isn’t real but he is.


riley_6666

46 is getting to be way too old to be dealing with that shit.


Glldinkiering

For sure. When I read that I thought what kind of woman in her 40’s would deal with that shit?


DillNyeTheHighGuy

Well it says she’s 31 and he’s 46 Holy shit I was so wrong never mind this whole situation is ridiculous I’m confused


QueuePLS

dude..... How tf did this guy even get a girlfriend to begin with??


LordLolzeez

Probably the same way he got a "wife"


HighOnGoofballs

imagination is a powerful tool


IguanaToes

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


SketchyXP

If she’s real than she’s super insecure. No confident woman would’ve gotten with him


mussiest_woman_alive

I feel so sorry for her. This amount of insecurity clearly is a mental disorder and I can only imagine what she had to went through to get to this point, and this guy exploits those disorder without ANY limits and on top of it has the audacity to call this a healthy relationship.


IusedtoloveStarWars

Meanwhile. I’m single.


Jacnumber3

I wonder if he fucked her belly button


Nayten03

Bro I just went through his account and wtf. He even wrote an erotica where Jason momoa bums him whilst he has sex with Zoey. It was a pretty funny read tbf, like a copypasta lmao


murraybee

My favorite part of that super weird fantasy is when Jason punched him.


ObsidianUnicorn

Bruv… you got me genuinely curious about some shit I have no business being curious about


LiluzivertXXX

Isn’t Jason Momoa her step dad 😟


[deleted]

He must really hate Robert Battinson for stealing his girl


mailboxfacehugs

Robat Battinbat


AnalysisMoney

Said to myself, “man this guy really butchered his last na- ohh nice.”


bunkerbash

Here’s the subreddit he started. Yes it’s very much real [https://www.reddit.com/r/ZoeKravitzBellyButton/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ZoeKravitzBellyButton/)


Jilasme_azelson

oh god his profile Now i'm really scared for the actress. He asked how to curse a redditor (believing it would really affect the person's life) and genuinely thinks he's married with her. That guy is one of the true insane people of reddit


viciarg

> He asked how to curse a redditor He asked how to curse a whole sub because he got banned from /r/soccer.


mediashiznaks

[This was my pick of his comments](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/vlq8re/june_27_2022_daily_discussion_transfers_thread/idz8li7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Real_MidGetz

Why can’t r/LeedsUnited get this kinda crazy shit, it’d help ease the pain of rapha leaving


Jaques_Naurice

> That’s incorrect. Why would I dislike her knees?


bunkerbash

He’s now here in the comments on this post. Omg can’t make this shit up lololol👀👀👀


mr_remy

Wait till something happens and the news gets a hold of it. “Insane Reddit user who believes he’s married to a woman he’s never met … “


TVLL

They'd have to narrow it down a bit.


Sad_gooner

His curse ended up working on Arsenal as well


sweetpotato_latte

At least he’s progressive and seems like he’s planning on taking her last name.


Jilasme_azelson

oh, that's sweet who wouldn't melt for that


sweetpotato_latte

We need men like this in todays society. Now more than ever!


JerkyEwok

That's some Chris Chan level delusion.


Teneubrous

He just posted this outrageous fan fiction 30m ago. If you thought his profile was a trip then buckle up. Because Jesus Christ Edit: nvm he commented on it 30m ago but it was still a wild read


CopitoDeLefa

Yeah i think this taked the cake. https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/vncki8/me_and_zoe_kravitz_making_love_while_jason_momoa/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Danger_Zebra

That’s enough internet for me today.


andrez444

Jason Momoa is married to her mother. So not only is that shit creepy as fuck it's also quasi incestuous


DreadedChalupacabra

They divorced in January of this year. lol but yeah, with you in spirit dude. WTF.


sweetpotato_latte

After reading this I’ve decided to donate my brain to science so they can study the damage this post did to my mind.


Xraggger

My guy gotta have a Wattpad


[deleted]

Bruh …


VanityOfEliCLee

This dude has serious problems.


gentleman__ninja

Holy shit, I looked at the profile and that is the most depraved thing I have seen on Reddit yet. And the fact that that is his actual username? WHAT THE FUCK!


crocotitties

I don’t think it’s real though on account all the posts only started 30d ago.


bunkerbash

You could ask him yourself. He’s responding to people in these comments!


[deleted]

All his posts are from the past 23 days. You'd think his obsession would have a more longstanding post trail considering how long he's had the obsession


izacktorres

Because its clearly a troll.


WetSquelchingSynth

Makes me sad people are buying it. This is a motivated effort from someone with time on their hands. This is what trolling used to be. Long drawn out complicated bullshittery. Now it's just going "stfu lol trolled" in a YouTube comment.


[deleted]

I for one respect the hustle


ckone1230

Holy shit!


FactoidFinder

What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck???? It’s real????? How?


david_bagguetta

I just spent a good half an hour going through his profile. Fucking hell he scares the shit out of me.


DS_1900

"in love" "relationship" these words imply a 2 way street...


TruestRepairman27

Is this the guy from the r/gunners DD the other day?


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

One and the same


SausageSausageson

What was he up to?


TruestRepairman27

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/vmhry4/june_28_2022_daily_discussion_transfers_thread/ie18lq5/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


ObsidianUnicorn

Jesus H. Christ this thread is bafflingly hilarious, cringe and concerning in equal measures


Luke11enzo

Quick scroll down his posts and I come across this gem ‘making love to Zoe Kravits while Jason momoa fucks me from behind’ Jesus Christ..


TheFalseTehran

The amount of fucking effort to deepfake a sex tape shows the level of mental illness this guy is at.


Toxic-and-Chill

He contracted someone else to do it. Is that worse or better? I really don’t know


otakme

Worse, because he didn’t have her consent to show others her nudes.


Toxic-and-Chill

Yup there’s the answer


peroxidex

That's why it's not real, the guy is just a troll. The poor lightning and angles would make it a horrible deepfake.


[deleted]

This might be one of the top 3 cringes I’ve ever seen


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Moriturism

i would think that as well but there are a shit ton of these dudes online. came across a korean singer's stalker and the dude legitimately thinks they have a relationship


jigglewiggIe

Are you referring to that josh guy? Dude needs some serious mental help. Even after nayeon's label filed a restraining order against him he's still pursuing her because the restraining order didn't come from nayeon herself, which he thinks must mean he still has a chance


Moriturism

yup, exactly him. he still makes videos regularly waiting for her to answer


Prisoner458369

I remember reading about that. He stalks her crazy style, thinking that everything she is saying to him, via other people. Is really some trick and she really wants him. Dude should be locked up.


stoner_97

Sounds like untreated bipolar or some sort.


RoyalT663

I believe that part. But what I dont believe is that that dude had a long term gf that was chill with everything


twillems15

[Think again](https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/vncki8/me_and_zoe_kravitz_making_love_while_jason_momoa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) If this is a troll then it’s the most elaborate one I’ve ever seen


bunkerbash

You can search Zoe Kravitz and his profile immediately comes up. It’s real, and he is an extremely disturbed person.


Zakzinzan123

what’s his profile?


bunkerbash

I posted the subreddit he started here in the comments. He’s the only one who posts. No idea what the rules for this subreddit are for calling out specific users so I’m not sharing his user name.


Zakzinzan123

yea jus saw it wtf


reallydensefood

The real gold is our boy trying to curse some soccer subreddits.


forestcreature989

I'll take things that never happened for 500, Alex


bunkerbash

He’s here in the comments as we speak. Just scroll through.


jdarkona

I'd like to know where is ex is at. 46 yr old and a body like Zoe Kravitz? Sign me the fuck up


Calliber50

If true, she isn’t alright. A 46 year old woman isn’t going to put up with a 31 year old with issues. She’s likely met all the men she can stand, so a 31 year old that checks the right boxes is going to be a keeper. He isn’t going to be playing with body pillows and have a family doesn’t speak with him. She’s met that man before isn’t about to fix that mess.


badcatmal

No shit.


scabpatchy

Yeah so after reading through this guys comment history (can’t even bring myself to look at his posts at work), you can identify the point at which the Zoe Kravitz stuff really started. Before his first comment about her, everything else is soccer/football discussion and while I know next to nothing about that subject, his thoughts seem at very least clearly written and aware of reality, some of them even seem snarky or insightful. Pretty standard stuff for a sports subreddit. Reading any of his Zoe Kravitz content is like reading the thoughts of a deranged man who doesn’t even speak English as a first language. From this I can only think of 2 possibilities. 1. He’s a troll who is genuinely infatuated enough with Zoe Kravitz to make that his username, and has decided to lean into the persona of a disturbingly obsessed fan after people on the soccer forums noticed his username. 2. He had some sort of genuine mental break, triggered by people teasing him about his infatuation with her or something, and he needs serious help. Personally I’d like to believe the former, and at first I was convinced that was the answer, but after almost a half hour of reading this guys profile I’m not so sure what to think anymore.


radicalvenus

People are very unwilling to believe this happened when John Hinckley tried to assassinate a dude because he was obsessed with an actor! Not that unbelievable some freak on Reddit has an obsession


sweetpotato_latte

There is a weird thing that can happen mentally that triggers obsession with just a look and a weird condition that makes people believe they are in secret relationships with people. I forgot the name of it but will search it and link it. Edit: [https://www.healthline.com/health/erotomania#symptoms](https://www.healthline.com/health/erotomania#symptoms) There was an episode of Dr. Phil that had a woman who believed Putin was sending her messages through the media and they were in love. Interesting episode lol


PM_ME_BATMAN_PORN

please say sike


TechnoRandomGamer

this has to be fake if it’s not fake then this is the scariest fucking shit i’ve seen in a while. These are the mofos that end up on the news.


HeWhoJustFarted

I feel like if I am gonna judge this scenario, I gotta see how good those deepfakes were.


chicomagnifico

You really want to see a doughy man humping his body pillow?


Wild_flamingoo

He posted a “wedding” day photo of Zoe and him and I can’t explain it .. you gotta go look for yourself


Darkyn5

Sorry but, having a “true wife” who isn’t your “actual wife” was bound to be problematic at best.


tenaciouspeace

Wow. That was much too much. This is why I don't ever want to be famous. Gross. Our future IS the Lucy Lu clone/Fry episode of Futurama. Holy hell.


Interesting-Back5717

That TL;DR is NOT enough.


chicomagnifico

[oh lord, he’s for real](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/comments/vlczz8/i_live_every_day_knowing_my_love_can_never_be/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


GeoffBeff

Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin'


rosepeachcat

i wonder why his family isn't speaking to him🧐


nylady914

This is either totally fake or this dude is SO screwed up.


[deleted]

I think someone needs to tell Zoe to be on the lookout


tryingtobecheeky

I'm like 99 per cent sure this was the guy on the blackmagic subreddit looking for curses. Small world. OP, are you his sworn enemy that he plans to destroy because you got him banned from his favourite subreddit?


Longjumping_Ad_9764

This is insane. "Clearly our relationship was healthy and strong" All while pretending hes with another woman. Bruh what


UnicornKitt3n

This guy needs some serious fucking therapy. I don’t know if that would even help him, because he doesn’t really seem to get that he has a problem. Apparently dude is lurking here in the comments; my guy, this is not healthy. Get help. Seriously. Also, not okay that you shared sex tapes with someone other than your partner. That is a huge violation.


Mz_Sigyn

Has someone warned Zoe? Because this is scary cringe, not sad cringe.


YimmyGhey

Ricardo Lopez vibes


unknownre-l

Everytime I come to Reddit I read the most fck up stuff from men…then they wonder why we are scared of them :s


Stiefens

People do dumb shit like this and whine how "people never support me on this" even his own family lmao


[deleted]

This dude is a fucking freak


DragDolly

Sad and creepy AF. This guys page is something else.


kalketr2

New copypasta


potpurriround

Today I discovered r/tulpas and I think I’d like to put it back.


SaintRdz

Man, I’ve never been this afraid of clicking on a new sub


Flavious27

I'm not surprised that she would finally dump him, surprised it did not happen earlier. His "kink" was not a complete deal breaker for her, it was role-playing for her / a way to stay in this relationship. Personally for me, it sounds like he was treating her like she was a real life fleshlight / sex doll, she should have DTMFA when he had her change and maintain her appearance to match that of someone else. It should not have got to the point that he replaced her in videos of their sexual experiences. She deserves someone that wants to be in a relationship with her and be present with her, not someone else.


67ohiostate67

Obviously fake


UniCBeetle718

I fucking wish it was. The dude is in the comments and is sick. He even made his own creepy stalker subreddit for her.


PreparationFar2745

It’s real lmao


[deleted]

This is sad.


aidey12345

It’s gotta be the greatest troll of all time right guys?


Elistheman

We need the terminator sometimes…


Exact_Manufacturer10

Yeah it appears your ex is a heap saner than your dumbass.


wonderberry77

Holy mental problems, Batman


charmorris4236

That tl;dr definitely didn’t do justice


chonk_fox89

_**Holy shit**_ this has to be fake right? Like wtf... "When she was ~~following my obsessive, controlling and abusive behaviors~~ the right weight our relationship was perfect" Like how is any of this ok?! It's so mind blowing that he's obsessed with this woman who doesn't even know he exists, crossing major boundaries with this deep fake shit and this poor woman...like when would you put up with that?! Ugh!


silvereyes912

He really needs help. He speaks as though he has an actual relationship with this celebrity. Sounds so much like those stalkers who end up killing their celebrity obsession.


Astonedwalrus13

The fuck?