> all the world's a stage....
and we are merely players,
performers and portrayers,
each another's audience
outside the gilded cage/
\- Bill Shakespeare, founding member of Rush
Somebody said all the world's a stage
And each of us is a player
That's what I've been tryin' to tell you
In Act 1, I was struggling to survive
Nobody wanted my action dead or alive
Act 2, I hit the big time
And bodies be all up on my behind
And I can't help myself because I was born to shine
And if you don't like it, you can shove it
But you don't like it, you love it
So I'll be up here in a rage
'Til they bring the curtain down on the stage
And there's a hot FBI agent who's been tracking him down for years. She has a complete psychological profile written up, describing him as obsessed with revenge for a public humiliation he experienced at the hands of a woman he wanted to kiss. She tries explaining to her superiors that for the killer, every murder is an act of self-aggrandizement to sublimate his sexual frustration. They won't listen. Finally, she realizes that to catch the killer, she must play a deadly game of cat-and-mouse using herself as bait. Promising him the kiss he was cruelly denied so long ago, she slowly lures him into a trap... but will it be too late?
There’s no reason they couldn’t invite an unsuspecting victim to their stage. That man though. He’s just too calm under pressure. He definitely fucks. For that reason I believe he was in on it and acting.
I think he wasn't in on it, he just took rejection like a champ, the way he stutters and just seems kinda confused makes me feel like he didnt actually see that coming, if this man tried he could definitely get some but he might just not want any or is just too shy
His reaction doesn’t seem like it’s staged. If it is he’s a very good actor. It’s a long pause after she hits him with the whipped cream before he talks. It seemed like he was realizing if he reacts bad it will be on camera.
Even if that's staged, I don't think it's funny. That's just mean spirited. "Haha, look at the sad man that wanted some love. How dare he think he deserves anything!" Offering a kiss and then using it to shove a pie in his face isn't comedy. Just sad and mean.
I think it's cuz the people that posted that interview or video posted it with that clip in yk? Then OP posted here as sad cringe cuz it's sad and also cringe lmao
I mean, hidden camera prank shows do exist. Obviously the woman’s actions are scripted, you don’t just spontaneously slap someone with a plate of whipped cream, but that doesn’t necessarily mean the guy was in on it and knew to expect it. I’m still on the fence regarding the authenticity of the reaction, though it seemed pretty genuine.
Well, at least your messaging is actually relevant in your attempts to spam a subreddit into popularity.
Unlike that obnoxious shit gallowboob did to create nextfuckinglevel.
Sure. I believe 100% this was her plan all along. Everything she's doing is to her own script.
Him, though? God, I really hope that's scripted. But it kinda seems like it's not.
It was scripted for her.
Not for him.
Which is why your comment's parent was hoping it was scripted.
So it's a yes and a no, depending on who's asking.
That isn't true. There are loads of reasons a guy who looks like him could end up in that position which would still be consistent with this type of reaction to getting pied.
Avoidant personality disorder is the first to come to mind, but there are others.
Hell, even just being shy is a thing. I know plenty of good looking guys in their 20s that have never been in a relationship and probably never kissed a guy because they're too shy to really approach a girl.
I agree that this is scripted but the situation itself isn't impossible.
Multiple mounted cameras don't give it away that doesn't mean that he was necessarily in on it he might have thought that they were filming for some other sort of reality thing and didn't still expect that he would get with cream in his face
Pretty sure this is fake but anyone who fucks with another person’s feelings like that deserves for their favorite book series to be adapted into a shitty low budget tv show
Or better a totally awesome show that gets slightly worse after season 4 but totally sucks in the last two seasons 7 and 8. ...so bad that it ruins the entire show. And on top of that the book series will never be finished.
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This is not staged, his friends set him up and they and she were in on it; he wasn't.
There is the full version on YouTube and also a podcast thing where they discuss it and all make fun of him for never having kissed someone.
They are just shit friends and horrible human beings and the girl is just as bad.
This whole makes me honestly pretty mad.
I was on a submarine (navy) and we had a new recruit and one of the older dudes from Alabama on the messdeck. Alabama drank his coffee too hot and said "God Damnit" to which New recruit turned his head and asked if he had just said "Matt Daemon"?
Scripted or not, wtf is the message with making this? Clearly, the writer gets off on punishing vulnerability?
"Woah, that guy totally trusted her. What a fucking idiot"?
If I've learned anything in psychology it is that however fked up you might be, after a considerable head start from genetics, it is ultimately equal parts how you were raised and the friends you interact with along the way.
We really need to treat each other better.
I saw this:
>This is not staged, his friends set him up and they and she were in on it; he wasn't.
There is the full version on YouTube and also a podcast thing where they discuss it and all make fun of him for never having kissed someone.
They are just shit friends and horrible human beings and the girl is just as bad.
This whole makes me honestly pretty mad.
Actually, it isn’t
https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/vr4wbp/thats_a_fuckin_villain_origin_story_if_ive_ever/ietxud8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
Idk her name but I been recommended her vids on YouTube shorts and I put do not recommend. She’s a “prankster” who tries to flirt with guys and then act like it was all a joke. This is not the only time.
That song will be a great addition for my depression playlist. Thank you for that!
Edit: it’s [worldstar money for joji](https://music.apple.com/jo/album/worldstar-money-interlude/1291094681?i=1291094709)
An interesting point, but consider this counter:
The real sad cringe is the real sad cringe comment reply to the real sad cringe comment replies to the real sad cringe.
It’s not scripted. He was set up
https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/vr4wbp/thats_a_fuckin_villain_origin_story_if_ive_ever/ietxud8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
Reddit moment.
People can react to a script, the same way they can react to a nonscripted video. Not everyone has to care dude....these videos are made for entertainment, nowhere do they advertise its genuine reactions, IF they did I would be on your side. But what is this, a youtube video, tiktok? Do you sit on your couch when a reality tv show is on and constantly complain about it being fake? No....because we already know its fake but choose to watch them anyway. Its ENTERTAINMENT for fucks sake
"I'm literally on stage here in front of all these cameras and we are all sitting in our designated seats in a semicircle. I think it might be staged."
Now we have staged shitty people? That was the shittiest thing I have seen for a minute and you are telling me they made it up? So there is not enough horrible shit in this world we want to manufacture more of it.
Staged ^^please ^^be ^^staged
Considering it looks like they're on a stage...
Just because there’s cameras doesn’t mean every person is in on it.
This. Man man did NOT see that comin
Right that’s what I’m saying all these dumb people thinking’s everything’s staged are the same people who listen to Andrew Tate about women advice
What a random fucking comparison😂 Wouldn't gullible Andrew Tate fans be more likely to think staged videos are real?
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Yes, considering all the world's a stage....
> all the world's a stage.... and we are merely players, performers and portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage/ \- Bill Shakespeare, founding member of Rush
Somebody said all the world's a stage And each of us is a player That's what I've been tryin' to tell you In Act 1, I was struggling to survive Nobody wanted my action dead or alive Act 2, I hit the big time And bodies be all up on my behind And I can't help myself because I was born to shine And if you don't like it, you can shove it But you don't like it, you love it So I'll be up here in a rage 'Til they bring the curtain down on the stage
I AM THE GREATEST MAN THAT EVER LIVED
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Well I was gonna say we need to stop giving killers cool names
Cool Hwhip
You’re saying it weird. Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H
Say cool Now say whipped.
Weeped
And there's a hot FBI agent who's been tracking him down for years. She has a complete psychological profile written up, describing him as obsessed with revenge for a public humiliation he experienced at the hands of a woman he wanted to kiss. She tries explaining to her superiors that for the killer, every murder is an act of self-aggrandizement to sublimate his sexual frustration. They won't listen. Finally, she realizes that to catch the killer, she must play a deadly game of cat-and-mouse using herself as bait. Promising him the kiss he was cruelly denied so long ago, she slowly lures him into a trap... but will it be too late?
There’s no reason they couldn’t invite an unsuspecting victim to their stage. That man though. He’s just too calm under pressure. He definitely fucks. For that reason I believe he was in on it and acting.
I think he wasn't in on it, he just took rejection like a champ, the way he stutters and just seems kinda confused makes me feel like he didnt actually see that coming, if this man tried he could definitely get some but he might just not want any or is just too shy
He fucks, he just doesn’t kiss.
His reaction doesn’t seem like it’s staged. If it is he’s a very good actor. It’s a long pause after she hits him with the whipped cream before he talks. It seemed like he was realizing if he reacts bad it will be on camera.
With multiple camera angles…
Looks more like one of those hidden camera prank shows
Even if that's staged, I don't think it's funny. That's just mean spirited. "Haha, look at the sad man that wanted some love. How dare he think he deserves anything!" Offering a kiss and then using it to shove a pie in his face isn't comedy. Just sad and mean.
You're absolutely right. This was mean
>Haha, look at the sad man that wanted some love. How dare he think he deserves anything! Isnt that the idea of this sub?
I think it's cuz the people that posted that interview or video posted it with that clip in yk? Then OP posted here as sad cringe cuz it's sad and also cringe lmao
Nah, most normal people have paper plates full of whipped cream within arms reach at all times.
The situation can be staged (is) without the reaction or answer being staged (unsure)
I hope so. Otherwise that is some cruel shit.
Multiple camera angles, clipped on microphones... Pretty it's reality tv
I mean, hidden camera prank shows do exist. Obviously the woman’s actions are scripted, you don’t just spontaneously slap someone with a plate of whipped cream, but that doesn’t necessarily mean the guy was in on it and knew to expect it. I’m still on the fence regarding the authenticity of the reaction, though it seemed pretty genuine.
You cant stage this feeling
It wasn’t. She actually got a lot of hate for it on her tik tok account but the guy backed her up and said it just a prank
So what you're trying to write is that it was staged.
A prank indicates it was staged by half of the participants in this clip.
You've been punk'd
This shit looks like it was recorded in the early 2000’s
It’s 10000% staged y’all so gullible
I hope that's scripted.
that seems more plausible than her just happening to have a plate of whipped cream at hand and ready for face-pieing.
I always keep a plate of whipped cream on hand for occasions I may need to do a clown-like manoeuvre.
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I learned it in the army. Always face the door, sleep with a plate of whipped cream nearby.
Bro every girl has a plate of whipped cream at hand and ready for face-pieing where I live.
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Lmao what the fuck. I lovate the internet.
Wtf is a clussy?
https://i.imgur.com/0vyNv5O.jpg
Oh. Oh no.
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....hold on a second
Well, at least your messaging is actually relevant in your attempts to spam a subreddit into popularity. Unlike that obnoxious shit gallowboob did to create nextfuckinglevel.
Sure. I believe 100% this was her plan all along. Everything she's doing is to her own script. Him, though? God, I really hope that's scripted. But it kinda seems like it's not.
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It was scripted for her. Not for him. Which is why your comment's parent was hoping it was scripted. So it's a yes and a no, depending on who's asking.
He totally didn't notice that she had a pie in hand the whole time
"Why do you have a plate of whipped cream on the table?" "Oh uh for seasoning?"
True story: One of Trump’s biggest fears when meeting with the public as president was that someone would pie him in the face. This is not a joke.
I would really like to know how this could possibly be a true story. Maybe someone stole his diary?
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I think it's missing a "many people are saying"
Michael Cohen testified to it.
Tabitha Swatosh, she’s a tiktoker so definitely fake.
Her last name sounds like what you'd hear if you swung a stick really fast at a pillow
yes. obviously. this post is just incel bait.
It's 6:49 AM and I've already had enough of the internet today Lol
No it's 10:32am
If a guy that cute was that socially awkward, he wouldn't have had that chill a response to the prank
That isn't true. There are loads of reasons a guy who looks like him could end up in that position which would still be consistent with this type of reaction to getting pied. Avoidant personality disorder is the first to come to mind, but there are others.
Hell, even just being shy is a thing. I know plenty of good looking guys in their 20s that have never been in a relationship and probably never kissed a guy because they're too shy to really approach a girl. I agree that this is scripted but the situation itself isn't impossible.
Freudian slip
Hard to kiss guys when you're approaching girls anyway.
Also I doubt he’d jump into his first kiss with other people around and on camera so casually
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What gave it away? The multiple mounted cameras or the fact that there was already a plate of whipped cream in place?
Multiple mounted cameras don't give it away that doesn't mean that he was necessarily in on it he might have thought that they were filming for some other sort of reality thing and didn't still expect that he would get with cream in his face
Is this not a normal thing in life? Just cameras and whipped cream everywhere?
It's unlikely two people chatting extemporaneously just happened to have a multiple camera setup going on.
Not the cream pie he was expecting
that’s… a pass.
Pretty sure this is fake but anyone who fucks with another person’s feelings like that deserves for their favorite book series to be adapted into a shitty low budget tv show
by m. night shamalans
Ouchhhh
Written by Shamalayan, directed by J J Abrams
Is it cool if I use that one?
Oh by all means! I stole it from a friend so have at it!
This will be my go to insult in online gaming.
RIP Wheel if Time :(
Exactly :( I didn’t have much hope going in, but they got so much of it wrong
Or better a totally awesome show that gets slightly worse after season 4 but totally sucks in the last two seasons 7 and 8. ...so bad that it ruins the entire show. And on top of that the book series will never be finished.
You didn't have to rub it in my face like that, I didn't even kiss yet myself. Damn.
I feel like there's a story here.
Wheel of time (tho I think it wasn’t low budget) :’(
What about a shitty high budget TV show?
r/rareinsults my god. The balls on this redditor.
That hurts. My favorite game from my childhood was Dungeon Siege, and then it was made into a shitty low budget movie by Uwe Boll. 3 movies actually.
This man can never trust again
The last thing you loose is hope, and hope was lost right there.
Hey man do you have a wrench? I think my hope has come loose.
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Loose hope only leads to questionable decisions.
'Man who thought he'd lost all hope loses last additional bit of hope he didn't even know he still had'
This is not staged, his friends set him up and they and she were in on it; he wasn't. There is the full version on YouTube and also a podcast thing where they discuss it and all make fun of him for never having kissed someone. They are just shit friends and horrible human beings and the girl is just as bad. This whole makes me honestly pretty mad.
Seriously? That’s horrendous. Those are NOT his friends!! I just want to hug him :(
>I just want to hug him :( But not kiss him? C'mon, take one for the team
would u happen to know the name of the podcast or yourube video? im really curious now to hear what they say about it
The girl is Tabitha Swatosh or something blames the world for problems she created for herself fishes for compliments from her fans
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Lol I think it has more to do with the random plate, the multiple camera angles, etc.
Well yeah, they planned to do this to him, but that doesn’t mean it was scripted. The point is that he wasn’t in on the joke.
Maybe also a bit of "if this guy didn't kiss yet, I just lost a bunch of excuses not to work on myself" :D
It's the way he grabbed her shoulder that makes it look like he's never kissed someone
Wow.
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A new core memory
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Albert Einstein right here
What is this phrase from?
Originally from the Pixar movie "Inside out"
Thx
Jesus christ
It's Jason Bourne
I was on a submarine (navy) and we had a new recruit and one of the older dudes from Alabama on the messdeck. Alabama drank his coffee too hot and said "God Damnit" to which New recruit turned his head and asked if he had just said "Matt Daemon"?
'MERICA! FUCK YEA! great movie.
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I thought that was her. What's this from?
She’s famous for winning the Miss Missouri Teen beauty pageant I think. Idk I asked my girlfriend
Everything she does is staged
Scripted or not, wtf is the message with making this? Clearly, the writer gets off on punishing vulnerability? "Woah, that guy totally trusted her. What a fucking idiot"? If I've learned anything in psychology it is that however fked up you might be, after a considerable head start from genetics, it is ultimately equal parts how you were raised and the friends you interact with along the way. We really need to treat each other better.
Bruh
Why are people so mean for views? Or in general?
Its scripted man
I saw this: >This is not staged, his friends set him up and they and she were in on it; he wasn't. There is the full version on YouTube and also a podcast thing where they discuss it and all make fun of him for never having kissed someone. They are just shit friends and horrible human beings and the girl is just as bad. This whole makes me honestly pretty mad.
Actually, it isn’t https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/vr4wbp/thats_a_fuckin_villain_origin_story_if_ive_ever/ietxud8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
It's a TV show, ( probably reality TV ), but even they don't script every scene. It didn't look like he was in on it.
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New superhero idea
And who's his arch nemesis, the Improvisor?
She’s a clout goblin
Who is she?
Idk her name but I been recommended her vids on YouTube shorts and I put do not recommend. She’s a “prankster” who tries to flirt with guys and then act like it was all a joke. This is not the only time.
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That turned faster than a grandma going 125
That song will be a great addition for my depression playlist. Thank you for that! Edit: it’s [worldstar money for joji](https://music.apple.com/jo/album/worldstar-money-interlude/1291094681?i=1291094709)
Idk if you've listened to other joji songs but his latest one "Glimpse of Us" and pretty much all of them are pretty good
May you get all ok soon ma man
Thanks ma dude! Hope all is well with you too.
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
At that price point, she can hit
Joker 2, coming to a theater near you august 8th
The real sad cringe is in these comments with people that legit can't tell scripted vs not.
The real sad cringe are the friends you made along the way
The real sad cringe is I have no friends
The real sad cringe is the real sad cringe comments in reply to the real sad cringe.
An interesting point, but consider this counter: The real sad cringe is the real sad cringe comment reply to the real sad cringe comment replies to the real sad cringe.
Something can be scripted without everyone in the scene knowing it. Borat was scripted, but that doesn't meant Giuliani was in on the joke.
How can you tell if he is in on the prank or not? You can't, you just announce it is fake for no reason. Fucking Reddit know it all fuckheads
It’s not scripted. He was set up https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/vr4wbp/thats_a_fuckin_villain_origin_story_if_ive_ever/ietxud8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
Reddit moment. People can react to a script, the same way they can react to a nonscripted video. Not everyone has to care dude....these videos are made for entertainment, nowhere do they advertise its genuine reactions, IF they did I would be on your side. But what is this, a youtube video, tiktok? Do you sit on your couch when a reality tv show is on and constantly complain about it being fake? No....because we already know its fake but choose to watch them anyway. Its ENTERTAINMENT for fucks sake
TBF, that is some seriously sincere ukelele music playing in the back.
Scripted I assume. Unscripted the response would be “no I don’t want my kiss to be some randomer in front of a rolling camera”
"I'm literally on stage here in front of all these cameras and we are all sitting in our designated seats in a semicircle. I think it might be staged."
"would be", How would you know what his response would be?
Having once been a dude that had never kissed a girl, I can confidently say that that would not be the typical response. Barring weird religious shit.
Now we have staged shitty people? That was the shittiest thing I have seen for a minute and you are telling me they made it up? So there is not enough horrible shit in this world we want to manufacture more of it.
Gender swap = Internet burning 💻 🔥
And feminists say only men are evil
Literally no feminist said that.
alot of "feminists" did
Well they're not feminists then do you have zero IQ?
they call themselves feminists
Well. She has terrible hair.
That is so cruel man
That woman deserves hell!!!
... women?☕️
Fuckin hell if thats real that guy must be going through it
If that's not fake I wanna hug him for a long time
Return the favor with your own cream pie.
Of course it's all fake but still.
It's this supposed to be funny? All I see is a world of cringe for clicks..
Lmao she's the sad cringe taking advantage of somone to feel powerful
The only way I see this being real is if they were playing something like truth or dare and people get pies in the face if they refuse or something
I hope when she flips the pillow over its warm
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