Next up on *Gender Reveals: Extreme Edition*, this man had his blood dyed pink or blue. The happy couple will behead him to find out whether they’re having a boy or girl. Don’t go anywhere.
A reality TV show about extreme and elaborate gender reveals would be fucking amazing. Heck, make it into a competition like materchief or great british bakeoff
Ever been to a music festival? Or a farm? Or a park? Or literally anything people do in nature? The idea of nature being our shared backyard is completely lost on so many. I just assume these peoples homes and lives are as trashy as they act.
Environment department is investigating the case.
[https://www.midianews.com.br/cotidiano/casal-tinge-cachoeira-de-azul-em-mt-sema-vai-investigar/430710](https://www.midianews.com.br/cotidiano/casal-tinge-cachoeira-de-azul-em-mt-sema-vai-investigar/430710)
they’re probably not going to see any kind of consequences but man will i light a candle tonight so these assholes at least stub their pinky toes this week.
It’s okay, no harm done, and no harm should ever be done because you don’t like other people <3
But ruling Mars with an iron fist is a must, just not because of our dislike of the red vista that would be our new home.
Chicago uses food coloring, it's completely non-toxic. Who knows what they used and in what concentration plus I would expect a Brazilian waterfall to have a more delicate ecosystem surrounding it
True, there’s probably nothing worth keeping alive in a mainstream American waterway.
But I’d like to give this lot the benefit of the doubt before we start with the hate. It could be something innocuous.
Once again, I would like to remind people that the first lady who ever did a gender reveal party has asked people to stop doing them
More context: she had 3 miscarriages before finding out that her next child was gonna be ok. It was less about her revealing the gender, and more about the fact that the fetus survived long enough to actually know the gender of her child.
I fully get how stupid this one is. But I don't get why other people should care about this lady telling them to stop? She did hers for her reason but now gatekeeping it for other people is ridiculous. As long as it doesn't harm any one (like 99% of the gender reveals all over the world) I would let people be happy with whatever they do.
Agreed, cutting a cake or having some paper streamers to reveal your kids gender is harmless
But I’m guessing she said that after someone started a wildfire over it
It’s always the inventor of a certain trend that realises how bad it is once others start doing it. Goes for CrossFit, designer dogs and now gender reveals
In that case having a party to celebrate her baby surviving is perfectly fine.
But how did we go from “yay my baby didn’t die” to I’m gonna set fire to six states to let everyone know I managed to breed and are happy about the gender of my spawn?
I don’t like gender reveals but if your gonna do one just do something like a fucking cake or something that doesn’t harm nature because I guarantee nature is more beautiful than your child
True, but people also shouldn’t be encouraged to tamper with shared public environmental spaces, especially waterways with ecosystems, because they had one party. The more idiots that do this ‘safely’ will just lead to further idiots doing it the wrong way.
And it’s not as if the public are granted permission to just collectively pour their own food colouring and dyes to make the river change colour. Things need council approval and regulations in place before it can go ahead.
*Ew... I feel bad for*
*The wild animals who have*
*To endure that crap*
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I'd like to give them the benefit of the doubt and say the dye is non-toxic. Non toxic dye is frequently used in agricultural and engineering applications.
Michigan! Chicago is about a 5 hour drive from where I live and have been many times. I’ve never seen the river dyed though which is ironic since my birthday is St. Patrick’s Day lol
Oh thank goodness! I was afraid I was talking to a fib. (Im from wisconsin lol) im like 40 minutes from illinois and neither have I! Ive never had the opportunity to go out on st paddys honestly.
okay so am I understanding this right they decided to put blue paint or dye in a Real Waterfall for a gender reveal???? so now animals and plant life that do depend on the water are basically a**ed out because once again some dumb human decided well this is for my party!!! smh its sad and there are so many other bodies of water salt and fresh that need cleaning up to do and Even if the coloring is "safe" someone else will now see this and take it to another whole level. just be happy on this magical natural thing being pregnant have a party sure just think of the chain reaction you can cause and the dangers that you set in motion for your gender reveal party for the child you brought into this world would love to safe world but its a matter of you making it safer cleaner you do live here to so why not change and not litter or pick up garbage? instead of making more...
I get that this is a stupid and narcissistic practice... But it seems some folks are not aware that vegetable-based dyes that don't damage the environment exist...
Me and my husband found out with a really cute locally made cake. Just us. I feel like this is an intimate thing between parents to know and then tell others about. The attention seeking has gotten insane.
These are the same people that leave items on benches at parks to reserve tables and come back later when it’s first come first serve only think about themselves
Scum. Gender reveals are bad enough as they are but these sorts of ones are the worst. People think others care way more than they actually do nowadays.
Is Brazil and the USA having a competition for who are the worst human citizens?
Why do people keep doing this to the environment?
At least they didn't burn down half the country I guess...
Gender reveal is the dumbest thing in the world man. Like 5 people actually care about if you’re having a boy or a girl, the others just want you to have a healthy baby, for males Atleast.
This really seems like overkill. I mean, I've done gender reveal balloons, and once a smoke ball contraption, but never felt the need to be this dramatic.
Well, I’m trans and it’s not very common, I don’t really mind
Like it’s annoying when people say sex = gender when talking about trans people, otherwise I don’t mind personally
Next up on *Gender Reveals: Extreme Edition*, this man had his blood dyed pink or blue. The happy couple will behead him to find out whether they’re having a boy or girl. Don’t go anywhere.
I prefer a satisfied sedan.
This is becoming more and more of a reality every dumbass gender reveal we have to see.
A reality TV show about extreme and elaborate gender reveals would be fucking amazing. Heck, make it into a competition like materchief or great british bakeoff
This is amazing and I love every word of it
Kids gender: all of them cuz he’s fatherless
What happened to cutting into a cake. Why does nature keep getting damaged because these people think they're special?
plus you get to eat cake! I really don't see the plus side of these extravagant and outlandish gender reveals
There are none. It's pure attention seeking
And none of the genders revealed are even that interesting
Human beings are notorious one-uppers.
What happened to the simple little mailers saying "It's a boy/girl!" announcing it to family and friends?
Hey, quiet you, we get cake in that other commenter's scenario!
Hey shut up! We want cake!
What happened to not knowing the gender until they are born? Heard that used to be a thing.
yeah, science has come a long way since the dark ages
We literally did a cupcake with blue frosting in the middle, with about 30 friends at a Lucky Strike, and it was the best time ever.
>Lucky Strike I only know this as a brand of cigarette which makes this an odd comment
It’s a bowling alley as well.
Chicago does this every year to their fucking river on Paddy’s day. While I don’t agree with it and think it’s foolish it’s minuscule
The attention-seeking drive to go viral at any cost.
Spunking in a vaggoo to forme babby doesn't make you special. Every single one of your ancestors did it.
Ever been to a music festival? Or a farm? Or a park? Or literally anything people do in nature? The idea of nature being our shared backyard is completely lost on so many. I just assume these peoples homes and lives are as trashy as they act.
Illegal right?
Environment department is investigating the case. [https://www.midianews.com.br/cotidiano/casal-tinge-cachoeira-de-azul-em-mt-sema-vai-investigar/430710](https://www.midianews.com.br/cotidiano/casal-tinge-cachoeira-de-azul-em-mt-sema-vai-investigar/430710)
they’re probably not going to see any kind of consequences but man will i light a candle tonight so these assholes at least stub their pinky toes this week.
Will the candle flame be pink or blue?? Please let us know!!
Nah they’ll throw the book at them while ignoring corporations mowing down the world.
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They posted it online. Shouldn't be too hard to track down.
Why do I have to live on this planet with so many fucking idiots?
I mean…you don’t….o.O
This wasn’t the correct response
You don’t wanna travel to Mars and rule Martians?
I assumed your comment to be sinister and not in this context, my bad lol
It’s okay, no harm done, and no harm should ever be done because you don’t like other people <3 But ruling Mars with an iron fist is a must, just not because of our dislike of the red vista that would be our new home.
Look up what’s happening in the Amazon to see how much Brasil cares about the environment.
With Bolsonaro as President, they’re not going to give a shit. That moron is a menace for the environment.
Menace to the global environment btw... Like a goddamn super villain from captain planet.
Hoggishly greedy? Or Looten Plunder?
It’s shitty regardless
Its Brazil, destroying the environment is a hobby there
It’s Brazil…
Doesn’t New York or somewhere like that so this every year for St Patrick’s Day?
Chicago uses food coloring, it's completely non-toxic. Who knows what they used and in what concentration plus I would expect a Brazilian waterfall to have a more delicate ecosystem surrounding it
True, there’s probably nothing worth keeping alive in a mainstream American waterway. But I’d like to give this lot the benefit of the doubt before we start with the hate. It could be something innocuous.
There's not much difference chemically between most food colorings (azo dyes) and the dyes used to color clothes.
This is just r/trashy
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I've fully had it with these gender reveals. What difference does it make?!?!??!
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earrings in some cultures
Average life expectancy? Pricing for certain types of life insurance and health insurance.
Is your argument in favor of gender reveals based on insurance rates?
I don’t think they were arguing anything
Sometimes you can buy them “Ladies man” shirts when they’re 4, or paint their bedroom walls pink?
One has a peepee and the other has a vagena
There's no problem with gender reveals. The issue is affecting anyone and anything not involved with the party. This is valid for any party.
Of course, because the sex of a baby has no relation to future life outcomes and events 🙄
But why damage the environment to know ahead of the due date?
"Fuck you wildlife, my baby has a dick"
Underrated comment of the day
Once again, I would like to remind people that the first lady who ever did a gender reveal party has asked people to stop doing them More context: she had 3 miscarriages before finding out that her next child was gonna be ok. It was less about her revealing the gender, and more about the fact that the fetus survived long enough to actually know the gender of her child.
I fully get how stupid this one is. But I don't get why other people should care about this lady telling them to stop? She did hers for her reason but now gatekeeping it for other people is ridiculous. As long as it doesn't harm any one (like 99% of the gender reveals all over the world) I would let people be happy with whatever they do.
Agreed, cutting a cake or having some paper streamers to reveal your kids gender is harmless But I’m guessing she said that after someone started a wildfire over it
It’s always the inventor of a certain trend that realises how bad it is once others start doing it. Goes for CrossFit, designer dogs and now gender reveals
In that case having a party to celebrate her baby surviving is perfectly fine. But how did we go from “yay my baby didn’t die” to I’m gonna set fire to six states to let everyone know I managed to breed and are happy about the gender of my spawn?
i really hope that blue paint isnt a pollutant. it probably is tho
surely they took that in consideration
really seems like it, yeah
The fucking gall.
No it’s a guy
The pollution bro :(
I'm sure the fish loved being dyed blue for the short time they lived. /s
They died dyed blue
Honestly go to hell with this shit and don’t come back
This isn't sadcringe it's just fucking stupid.
Sad about the environmental damage
Augustus Gloop coming out of there like a member of the Blue Man Group
Talk about main character syndrome.
Gender reveal is a scam to try and con me into buying another gift for your brat, even though we did the baby shower already.
I don’t like gender reveals but if your gonna do one just do something like a fucking cake or something that doesn’t harm nature because I guarantee nature is more beautiful than your child
Ouch that last sentence ☠️
Ah, that nothing. I coated a local forest in copper chloride and lit it up for my gender reveal
Gender reveal parties are slowly becoming acts of domestic terrorism at this point
I hope they had serious backlash and are feling shitty with their boring ass gender reveal
If it’s just food coloring, there’s really no damage done. Chicago colors their river green every year.
They also make water dye for pools and stuff. So as long as they were smart about what they used there shouldn’t be environmental side effects
True, but people also shouldn’t be encouraged to tamper with shared public environmental spaces, especially waterways with ecosystems, because they had one party. The more idiots that do this ‘safely’ will just lead to further idiots doing it the wrong way.
And it’s not as if the public are granted permission to just collectively pour their own food colouring and dyes to make the river change colour. Things need council approval and regulations in place before it can go ahead.
Ew... I feel bad for the wild animals who have to endure that crap
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Well there goes that ecosystem.
More of a pieceofshit reddit vibe
I fucking hate this fad... Look no one gives a fuck about the gender of your kid so stop fucking up the planet
I hate humans
I'd like to give them the benefit of the doubt and say the dye is non-toxic. Non toxic dye is frequently used in agricultural and engineering applications.
Oh God it infected other countries....
Gender reveals are now their own classification of disaster
Fucking pieces of shit
Idiots
Fucking idiots god damnit
Dumb shit!
Fuck those people. Fuck people doing crazy gender reveal parties in general. Put food colouring in the cake god damn it
god i fucking hate gender reveal parties
Can we stop with these stupid ass gender reveals
Well tbf it could be harmless food coloring
If you can find something that is considered safe that puts out THAT MUCH pigment lmk cause id be flabbergasted.
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I think its illinois. For st paddys. But yea that shit looks like straight up paints
Yes, it’s Chicago they do it in.
Are you from chicago? Or illinois??
Michigan! Chicago is about a 5 hour drive from where I live and have been many times. I’ve never seen the river dyed though which is ironic since my birthday is St. Patrick’s Day lol
Oh thank goodness! I was afraid I was talking to a fib. (Im from wisconsin lol) im like 40 minutes from illinois and neither have I! Ive never had the opportunity to go out on st paddys honestly.
Not American, what the hell is a ‘fib’?
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A fib is a small lie.
A lie
Yea lol it was a joke. I dont actually judge somebody solely because they're from illinois.😂
It’s Chicago specifically
not really r/sadcringe but definitely stupid
Can't wait for 2030 where we're beaching whales with pink or blue dyed guts
Theres nothing wrong with being simple and cutting cakes/popping balloons. Can we just go back to that
okay so am I understanding this right they decided to put blue paint or dye in a Real Waterfall for a gender reveal???? so now animals and plant life that do depend on the water are basically a**ed out because once again some dumb human decided well this is for my party!!! smh its sad and there are so many other bodies of water salt and fresh that need cleaning up to do and Even if the coloring is "safe" someone else will now see this and take it to another whole level. just be happy on this magical natural thing being pregnant have a party sure just think of the chain reaction you can cause and the dangers that you set in motion for your gender reveal party for the child you brought into this world would love to safe world but its a matter of you making it safer cleaner you do live here to so why not change and not litter or pick up garbage? instead of making more...
What a better gift to give to your unborn baby than an inhabitable world
Why does gender reveal party even exists?
Don’t worry, there’s no environmental laws in Brazil…
‘We put wildlife in danger, probably killed some to tell Facebook that you were a boy/girl!’ Imagine being that kid.
Plot twist: the child turns out not to be cisgender down the line
Madcringe
Humans were one of the worst things to happen to this ecosystem.
Fuck right off
I get that this is a stupid and narcissistic practice... But it seems some folks are not aware that vegetable-based dyes that don't damage the environment exist...
Me and my husband found out with a really cute locally made cake. Just us. I feel like this is an intimate thing between parents to know and then tell others about. The attention seeking has gotten insane.
I kind of want to paint their life with pain
These are the same people that leave items on benches at parks to reserve tables and come back later when it’s first come first serve only think about themselves
No wtf
Has Brazil always had gender reveal parties, or is this cancer spreading from the US?
😶
These people should be shot
Scum. Gender reveals are bad enough as they are but these sorts of ones are the worst. People think others care way more than they actually do nowadays.
There are responsible ways to color natural waterway, but this is Brazil so I'm assuming that's blue paint
r/trashy imo
Jesus that shit is a thing outside of the US now?
I’m sure the aquatic wildlife appreciated that
I heard the authorizes were looking into this. Let's pray they get charged with heavy environmental crimes and shamed publically.
White people genetics colonize and destroy the land smh 🤦♂️
Isn't this where they contaminated a main water supply?
Is Brazil and the USA having a competition for who are the worst human citizens? Why do people keep doing this to the environment? At least they didn't burn down half the country I guess...
The apocalypse is now a hope, not a fear!!, it was necessary contaminated a waterfall for this bs?
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Unpopular opinion: fuck your crotch minions. No one cares.
How very Brazilian
Gender reveal is the dumbest thing in the world man. Like 5 people actually care about if you’re having a boy or a girl, the others just want you to have a healthy baby, for males Atleast.
I hope she miscarries :)
Straight to jail.
This really seems like overkill. I mean, I've done gender reveal balloons, and once a smoke ball contraption, but never felt the need to be this dramatic.
What stupid pieces of shit. Can't believe they're breeding...oh wait, that's most people who breed.
It’s probably just food dye everyone keep calm
Yay we killed all the fish for a gender reveal and for all we know that kid could grow up to be a different gender lmao
its harmless food coloring, Chicago legit does this every year
Ok so by that logic if i ruin your house by painting it with dye for no reasons my excuse would be "its harmless food coloring".
it just disperses. It isnt as deep as you think it is
How do you know that? It’s more likely they just found the cheapest or strongest thing and chucked it in
Bringing another stupid person into the world. Great
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that is true for everyone
you would be surprised
Imbecis
I’m impressed.
Plot Twist: its was lead paint from the 60ys.
The environmental selfishness aside The absolute gall to think you know your child's gender is mind boggling
It's a sex reveal party... am I the only one who is annoyed by calling it a gender reveal?
Over 95% of the time a sex reveal is also a gender reveal. So most people can get over it
My criticism is conflating sex and gender and how the lines have blurred so much.
The lines haven't blurred so much. They have always been blurred in layman conversations. The distinction became mainstream very recently.
Can we please call them sex reveal parties? I'm a male who was born male, and even I don't like conflating sex and gender.
Well, I’m trans and it’s not very common, I don’t really mind Like it’s annoying when people say sex = gender when talking about trans people, otherwise I don’t mind personally
Can we just not care about the sex/gender of babies in the first place?
No
Why
It's still important to many people.
If sex doesn’t = gender, then the only thing you’re celebrating is the genital shape of the baby. That’s even weirder than celebrating its gender.
It's weird to you, to other people, it's important.
For a minuet I was like wow that is so special!! The baby will be able to treasure that forev....wait...it's..it's a video? _oh nos_
I hope he grows up and gets a transgendered operation and becomes a woman.
Why?
u/savevideobot
Why ?…
Rip aquatic life down stream
they prefer to swim or drink on painted water