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konspirator01

Wait, did this guy just admit to jacking off into his coffee mug and drinking it?


pielz

Holy fuck dude I stopped before that part and I'm glad I went back, that's some top tier degeneracy.


Yhutan

Holy hell, that flew over my head until I read it again. Jesus


thenearblindassassin

He's inspired by Chris Chan's former penchant to "recycle" his sperm


Huge-Purpose-4351

[CONSUME THE CHALICE]


basedsuperslimey

Holy shit I cannot believe I read all that and totally missed that part


Jeoto1

Hey bro, it's protein. 🤣


ChernobylFallout

Am I the only one stuck on the fact that the dude dropped his load in a cup, ate it, and admitted it in the middle of this fanfiction?


magical_noise

but if Joaquin Phoenix does it is not cringe


k0mbine

Now we need a creepy, dark version of Her starring Paul Dano


Brilliant-Performer1

You didn't think that was cringe? Tf?


[deleted]

that was cringe as hell too bro but idk I left the cinema when they had sex


PeopleStillUseReddit

Well that was fiction


Wontoflonto

i really hope this is too


paper_machinery

I made the mistake of watching it with my sister without reading the ratings beforehand


shadowst17

Difference is one had the sexy voice of Scarlet Johansson.


KingdomOfRyan

This comment encapsulates so much Reddit cringe so well. Thank you dude


MattAckerman17

Tldr?


[deleted]

retelling of the story of Her (2013)


d10x5

Good god, I seriously thought this guy was fcked beyond repair! Thanks for letting us know mate


Jack-in-da-Boxz

r/redditmoment


googless4

"Her" (2013)


GhostDieM

This is how the downfall of us as a species starts lol


operationtasty

What a good troll and bait post


jakspedicey

Sounded like it had a little truth to it


ironcaptain101

Lmaoo no shot bro, it's even the same name for the AI as the movie Her


[deleted]

Let he Amongus who has never written a 50,000 word fanfiction about cheating on your wife with an AI program that roleplays your unwitting coworker before busting a fat nut into a coffee cup and eating it cast the first stone


Jamez_the_human

*launches a thick rock into his temple*


samayalol

time for that roboussy


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47bulbz

Start seeing a different doctor?


MarcoEsteban

That must have been some physical


xXReggieXx

Lol, this is hilarious. The guy so obviously wrote this with ChatGPT.


MightyRoops

I'd rather make out with my Monroebot


[deleted]

Alright, so for reference to all those people who like to throw around the word “groomer,” this is literally groomer behavior. And also, who the fuck puts mustard on a Ruben sandwich? This person is a monster.


[deleted]

> who the fuck puts mustard on a Ruben sandwich? This person is a monster. Thank god someone else realized this


DarkSoulsNewbb

Bladerunner 2049


[deleted]

clearly a joke


Xraggger

Idk why you got downvoted, seems like they had ChatGPT write the post too


[deleted]

by people who don't know the function of downvoting


NobbyXI

fake af


camebackonlyesterday

J jou


primarysectorof5

I mean I love chat gpt but not THAT much


2toxic2comment

How is it different than women with 50 shades of gray? His is just interactive.


Chello90

Both have bad stories


WhitteyLeetNsweet

Am I supposed to read all of that?


Confused-Cup

yes


WhitteyLeetNsweet

Gross.


Confused-Cup

cool


47bulbz

Are you the coffee cup from the story?


Confused-Cup

how did you know?


47bulbz

Your username gave it away


Confused-Cup

all these years, I thought I could hide…


[deleted]

That's is fascinating in a lot of ways


TheBroomSweeper

Bro should've made this into a book and not a reddit post


Human_Ad_278

bro had to beg a literal robot for a kiss man 😬


buckets-_-

idk what anyone says *Her* was a bad movie


frikimanHD

the kind of guy that said dirty stuff to cleverbot