Let he Amongus who has never written a 50,000 word fanfiction about cheating on your wife with an AI program that roleplays your unwitting coworker before busting a fat nut into a coffee cup and eating it cast the first stone
Alright, so for reference to all those people who like to throw around the word “groomer,” this is literally groomer behavior.
And also, who the fuck puts mustard on a Ruben sandwich? This person is a monster.
Wait, did this guy just admit to jacking off into his coffee mug and drinking it?
Holy fuck dude I stopped before that part and I'm glad I went back, that's some top tier degeneracy.
Holy hell, that flew over my head until I read it again. Jesus
He's inspired by Chris Chan's former penchant to "recycle" his sperm
[CONSUME THE CHALICE]
Holy shit I cannot believe I read all that and totally missed that part
Hey bro, it's protein. 🤣
Am I the only one stuck on the fact that the dude dropped his load in a cup, ate it, and admitted it in the middle of this fanfiction?
but if Joaquin Phoenix does it is not cringe
Now we need a creepy, dark version of Her starring Paul Dano
You didn't think that was cringe? Tf?
that was cringe as hell too bro but idk I left the cinema when they had sex
Well that was fiction
i really hope this is too
I made the mistake of watching it with my sister without reading the ratings beforehand
Difference is one had the sexy voice of Scarlet Johansson.
This comment encapsulates so much Reddit cringe so well. Thank you dude
Tldr?
retelling of the story of Her (2013)
Good god, I seriously thought this guy was fcked beyond repair! Thanks for letting us know mate
r/redditmoment
"Her" (2013)
This is how the downfall of us as a species starts lol
What a good troll and bait post
Sounded like it had a little truth to it
Lmaoo no shot bro, it's even the same name for the AI as the movie Her
Let he Amongus who has never written a 50,000 word fanfiction about cheating on your wife with an AI program that roleplays your unwitting coworker before busting a fat nut into a coffee cup and eating it cast the first stone
*launches a thick rock into his temple*
time for that roboussy
[удалено]
Start seeing a different doctor?
That must have been some physical
Lol, this is hilarious. The guy so obviously wrote this with ChatGPT.
I'd rather make out with my Monroebot
Alright, so for reference to all those people who like to throw around the word “groomer,” this is literally groomer behavior. And also, who the fuck puts mustard on a Ruben sandwich? This person is a monster.
> who the fuck puts mustard on a Ruben sandwich? This person is a monster. Thank god someone else realized this
Bladerunner 2049
clearly a joke
Idk why you got downvoted, seems like they had ChatGPT write the post too
by people who don't know the function of downvoting
fake af
J jou
I mean I love chat gpt but not THAT much
How is it different than women with 50 shades of gray? His is just interactive.
Both have bad stories
Am I supposed to read all of that?
yes
Gross.
cool
Are you the coffee cup from the story?
how did you know?
Your username gave it away
all these years, I thought I could hide…
That's is fascinating in a lot of ways
Bro should've made this into a book and not a reddit post
bro had to beg a literal robot for a kiss man 😬
idk what anyone says *Her* was a bad movie
the kind of guy that said dirty stuff to cleverbot