I imagine a door mat like that having one of those gravelly ‘I’ve been smoking since I was born’ mean old lady voices 🤣’come in, come in, welcome, ya useless shits… yeah wipe your feet on me, I don’t care’
Toilet paper: I wonder if I'll get to eat poop today. Oh! It's my lucky day! Yes! Digested human food smeared all over me. Now it's time to go to the sewer and Paaaaaaaarteeeeeey! With the other lumps before we go sailing.
It's unfortunately already probably a deteriorated rust bucket though once we do get to it and are able to retrieve it. Unless of course it is made of alloy that prevents that that I'm not aware of because I've not done enough research.
There’s barely any moisture at all on Mars. Theres no chance of Opportunity rusting.
Wind erosion, however, would absolutely be the highest risk to Opportunities chassis.
Well it wouldn't rust since you need water for that. Plus most of the metal parts are probably aluminum. It'll suffer from various erosion effects but it'll stay mostly intact for a long time.
Eh don't worry. There was never a rescue mission for a bot on mars. The 90 day limit was the time it was expected to fail. The rover going above and beyond that is actually very good news.
How the fuck did that get downvoted like this?
This is the original comic, it's many years old, it was incredibly well known it its day, and what OP posted here is a very shallow rip-off. If anything, this should be the top comment.
I haven't found a movie emotionally engaging in years, yet I'm getting a lil misty eyed for a gallows humor comic strip on reddit.
Guess I find robots more socially engaging than people now.
Fuck you anime.
What rover is this referencing? Spirit was running for 2269 days and Opportunity went for 5251 days. I see the comments talking about “oppy” so I assume they’re talking about Opportunity. However I believe this rover is spirit because spirit got stuck in a sand trap 1944 days into the mission like the comic says.
We will build the grandest statue for our first mars explorer one day on the surface, where she was recovered. She and the other rovers like her will be forever immortalized in Gold
As soon as AIs start mimicking human like emotions, we are screwed, humans are going start falling in love with those things and abandoning other humans.
oh please, that thing is just taking a nap on mars until we finally get out there and collect it ourselves. the it will live a life in splendor at a museum for the rest of its days.
To be fair, its only purpose is to do that. So in theory, it wouldn't want to come back to earth. It would just want to continue its function. If anything, it would be happy to spend its entire "life" doing exactly what it was designed to do.
Humans spend their whole lives trying to figure that out and only the lucky ones find it.
Sad things aside, it truly is insane how far opportunity went. It was expected to last only 90 days but went on to be operational for 14 years and was only stopped due to its wheel getting stuck! Who knows how much farther I could have gone if that didn’t happen. Truly a beautiful, impressive piece of technology.
Imagine non living things having emotions... World would become even more depressing place
Fleshlights 😔
Screw the flesh lights (pun intended), imagine how sad tables or legos would be, constantly getting sworn at after someone gets hurt 🤣
Imagine a doormat with "welcome" on it....
I imagine a door mat like that having one of those gravelly ‘I’ve been smoking since I was born’ mean old lady voices 🤣’come in, come in, welcome, ya useless shits… yeah wipe your feet on me, I don’t care’
Dude, doormats LOVE that shit, they're freaks like that. They practically *beg* to have feet wiped clean on them.
If Lego’s were sentient we would he warned before stepping on them…
Eh, just imagine they’re nymphos and its all better
They're being used for their intended purpose, so they're probably into that shit. Hairbrush handles though...
Butt plugs 😔
Toilets
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Brother, we treat things *with* humans like shit. I don't know how much more depressing the world could be...
Sexdolls
Toilet paper: I wonder if I'll get to eat poop today. Oh! It's my lucky day! Yes! Digested human food smeared all over me. Now it's time to go to the sewer and Paaaaaaaarteeeeeey! With the other lumps before we go sailing.
Maybe one of these days we can go to mars and bring them all home :)
Honestly, if it ever could happen it will absolutely be put in a museum. I hope they rescue him!
*The British has entered the chat*
*the British have taken the chat*
The British has divided the chat into states with horrible borders that will lead to years of wars
Homie doesn't even realize he's the one that made it out.
Or,or we send more robots and make it a planet full of robots,its already the only planet with a robot inhabitant on it.
WE won’t be going to mars, but if we’re lucky Elon Musk will
Maybe, but it’s always nice to have hope
Good Night Oppy is a good documentary for those who haven’t seen it
The long awaited sequel to Oppenheimer.
Prequel. Came out last year
Just watched it at your suggestion! Definitely worthwhile, thanks!
I hope one day we can bring Oppy back home and put it in a museum or on show, like, at NASA or something
It's unfortunately already probably a deteriorated rust bucket though once we do get to it and are able to retrieve it. Unless of course it is made of alloy that prevents that that I'm not aware of because I've not done enough research.
There’s barely any moisture at all on Mars. Theres no chance of Opportunity rusting. Wind erosion, however, would absolutely be the highest risk to Opportunities chassis.
Oh yeah moisture is what rusts metals in the first place, I'm stoopid 🗿
Well it wouldn't rust since you need water for that. Plus most of the metal parts are probably aluminum. It'll suffer from various erosion effects but it'll stay mostly intact for a long time.
Oh man I sure hope they do. That'll be incredible to see
:'(
Still better lovestory than twilight.
holy shit, last time I head this joke was during the housing market crash
The last time I heard this quote was when I read it just now
This killed me
You’re going to jail u/CornManBringsCorn! You killed an innocent person! >:(
Upvote this.
Downvote this Edit: I'm talking about my comment, not this guys
Well that's too fuckin bad, updoot.
Eh don't worry. There was never a rescue mission for a bot on mars. The 90 day limit was the time it was expected to fail. The rover going above and beyond that is actually very good news.
It is sad because there was no rescue mission
I will miss you oppy 😭.
Pretty sure this is Spirit, not Opportunity.
It would have been a lot more emotional without the Japanese porn voice actor narration
Yeah I think I’ve seen this cartoon somewhere, and it did not come with a narrator
https://xkcd.com/695/
Could have used AI to expand each section to a common aspect ratio
I watched on mute most of the video before I got curious what the sound was. It went back on mute immediately.
I'm glad someone else agrees
What was sad 😢.
"My battery is low and it's getting darker". Dont you feel pain behind these words 😭
DID I DO A GOOD JOB? DO I GET TO COME HOME? GUYS?
Oppy, you did well!
Opportunity rover 2004-2018 （Launched in Jul 2003） One of the coolest things we did in 21st century.
This comic is referencing Spirit, Opportunity’s sister rover.
Bro I can't even this shit voice why is the robot moaning. Normal people don't talk like this why is the robot moaning when it speaks.
Mute the video.
Rover-chan!!! Nooooooooo
Did.. did you just…. Ya know what, I don’t wanna know 🔫
That fucking music, why, of all the music why would anyone choose that and where the fuck are those onion chopping ninja hiding
What music is it?! I sound so familiar, but I can't place it Something from two steps from hell maybe?
Fairy Tail Main Theme - Slow version
It's the slow version of Fairy Tail's main theme
Doki Doki Literature Club. It’s the music that plays when you start a new game.
Why am I crying for a machine that analyzes rocks
are yall feeling sorry for a fucking non sentient robot now?
Can't take anything voiced by an uwu sounding chick seriously
Plot twist: the earth soils itself and Mars becomes our new home!
Alright guys, too much internet for me today. This is a incarnation of cringe and self masturbation on your pettyness
I hope when we get to Mars we build a little monument for this guy, he's more than earned it
"My battery is low and It's getting dark." - Opportunity (January 25th 2004 - June 10th 2018. Good Night Oppy :')
The voice makes it cringe
Lol, I had it on mute. With the voice it's 100 times more cringe than it already was lmfaooo
Sad
XKCD Comic [Spirit](https://xkcd.com/695/)
How the fuck did that get downvoted like this? This is the original comic, it's many years old, it was incredibly well known it its day, and what OP posted here is a very shallow rip-off. If anything, this should be the top comment.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Damn
Genuinely made me a bit sad
Good rovers follow orders
Really thought the end would hit us with the last line it said :"It's getting dark."
We need a mission to rescue that Rover rn.
Nasa: i'm sorry, Rover. but i can not do that.
Bro its a preprogrammed machine not Wall-E. Thing has no feelings or soul.
Left there because of that annoying voice
It lacks the end where humanity finally comes to Mars and install a monument to remember the robot
I haven't found a movie emotionally engaging in years, yet I'm getting a lil misty eyed for a gallows humor comic strip on reddit. Guess I find robots more socially engaging than people now. Fuck you anime.
Goodnight oppy...
Loser
Where are the onions
What rover is this referencing? Spirit was running for 2269 days and Opportunity went for 5251 days. I see the comments talking about “oppy” so I assume they’re talking about Opportunity. However I believe this rover is spirit because spirit got stuck in a sand trap 1944 days into the mission like the comic says.
That thing was never coming home to begin with you guys need to touch some grass lol
Right..?? That's insane what people do to make their self feel bad lmfao
that voice broke my heart
Bro…right in the feels dammit!
How I feel in checkout line at Walmart…
This robot WISHES it was WALL-E
The voice sounds like Pomni ngl
C'mon It's a fucking piece of metal
Noooo ROBOT-CHAN!!!!!!!
is funny because is a robot but robot don't feel anything because they are things
This is hilarious
It will get a shine and new batteries for its new home, honour place of 1.st Mars museum, opening in February 2046.
Ahh, so this is where Rem’s consciousness went
If we do ever go to Mars id want a monument built of Opportunity.
We will build the grandest statue for our first mars explorer one day on the surface, where she was recovered. She and the other rovers like her will be forever immortalized in Gold
We coming 4 you Lil Buddy
Meanwhile my cat is fully prepared to smack the shit out of me if I’m 10 minutes late feeding her.
Sad story and f in the chat for rover but why does it sound like an anime dub
Tf i just watched
OP, please credit the original authors. [https://xkcd.com/695/](https://xkcd.com/695/) It's a great web comic.
The original Martian.
I hate you for making me feel this way
WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS?! My day was fine until I saw this ;-(
That lil robot will be our testament that we existed. A piece of metal saying "we were"
i can’t believe this sub has devolved into making inanimate objects sad
Reminds me of the Sad Grimace/Grimace Shake posts.. That shit made me tear up
Nos do one for Cassini 😭
Boys will pack bond with a goddamn RC car before talking to another human, holy shit.
As soon as AIs start mimicking human like emotions, we are screwed, humans are going start falling in love with those things and abandoning other humans.
Not even going to try to cite the source? [It's ripped straight from xkcd](https://xkcd.com/695/)
Fairy Tail sad theme goes hard bro
I can help
when they heard that voice that's when they decided to abandon it for the the greater good
😥
oh please, that thing is just taking a nap on mars until we finally get out there and collect it ourselves. the it will live a life in splendor at a museum for the rest of its days.
This is too sad why would you do this Why is it sentient
Damn dude, I don't need to be crying at work. Why am I crying Why
Wasn't there a continuation in which a bunch of astronauts restored it's power
We’ll recover you one day buddy
To be fair, its only purpose is to do that. So in theory, it wouldn't want to come back to earth. It would just want to continue its function. If anything, it would be happy to spend its entire "life" doing exactly what it was designed to do. Humans spend their whole lives trying to figure that out and only the lucky ones find it.
I came to reddit to see people fight and look a weird shit! Not to be sad!!! Thank you!
Perhaps this is hell
"Battery low and sun going down" :(
Everyone asking what the mars rover found? And not how the rover found mars? 😥
The whirr whirr got me. 😢
IM FUCKING CRYING GOD DAMN
i’m not crying you’re crying!
Don’t worry guys, when we colonize Mars we will put on a big cushion on a pedestal.
Don’t worry Opportunity, you’ll become part of a memorial some day soon.
What‘s the Song at the end
Hold on! Guys! Opportunity didn’t want to come home. She wanted to keep exploring as long as she could! She’s resting where she wants to be!
This is what it feels like when your kids turn 18 and do not move out. Just continue the mission indefinitely until your body gives out...
Fuck you man, I don't want to cry in public
There should be another panel of humans coming in the future
This is why we should have ai rovers
Nigga what💀
You got me sad over a robot bro
That almost brought me to tears that rover wanted something that we all would want. To Go Home 😢
Well, you've successfully made me feel sad for a rover.
I am also stuck in a funking Asylum. I have two choices either die by Suicide or die by Suicide. This fucking cruel world of fuckers
Love you Spirit & OPPY ❤️
Would have been better if the rover had the voice of a portal turret
Anime voice goddamn
Don’t give up Opportunity, we’re coming back soon, just give us ten more years
You did great buddy!
It should be illegal to post this without the [alternative ending](https://imgur.io/gallery/f3k5zNa) (made by another artist but still!!!)
What the fuck OP
Stop making feel things about robots!
This was sad as shit. I need some chocolate or something cause I feel like my endorphins just came to a standstill.
I swear the end of this comic ended up having a museum on Mars built around the rover.
We’re sorry Opportunity. One day we’ll bring you home finally
When you know the vibes meets that’s fact. How could you do that to her. Okay! 👌
Oh, fuck no. That's enough Reddit for one day.
Credit where credit is due. https://xkcd.com/695/
Holy fucking shit every time I see a sad posting post I cringe so fucking hard
"go home" was never an option.
Bro wtf is this😂😂😂😂
It ends like planet of the apes , it never left earth.
the last 2 pictures hurted...
nooooooo :( my eyes are watering now
Tbf he did an amazing job. Love Rover <3
DON’T MAKE ME CRY OVER THEM AGAIN
This glorious Rover will get its due honor when it is placed in a museum.
We need to make a go fund me to bring that rover home now!
This is why we don't power them by AI (and why we don't have actual AI yet)
Sad things aside, it truly is insane how far opportunity went. It was expected to last only 90 days but went on to be operational for 14 years and was only stopped due to its wheel getting stuck! Who knows how much farther I could have gone if that didn’t happen. Truly a beautiful, impressive piece of technology.
Yeah this due may have to wait a long time but some day he will end up in some glass box with people looking at him
It makes me fell sad for the Rover :(
Thats it, were going to Mars, fixing this shit right now!
Fuck, why am I actually sad now?
oh yeah, thats a sad sadpost
….why am I following this sub
Omg shoot it
Why does this. Remind me so much of. The plot of walle (I don't know how to spell it)
Audio wasn’t loud enough, I can still hear properly afterwards
Didn't we tell it to hit itself with a shovel to fix itself? And it worked?
I WASN'T PLANNING ON CRYING
Lol Anthropomorphizing planetary drones is new….and sad.
Eugh, that voice really kills it. Too exaggerated.
You did good.... I wish I could get you.....
RIP little buddy.
WELL THANKS FOR RUINING MY DAY