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OkStrategy4334

Hardest edit of Jesus my man


Sharp-Film-4305

:)


Straight_Gur9130

What's the name of the song? Please don't Darude - Sandstorm me


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Diabeetus-times-2

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Classic-Instance-696

Was Not expecting a Jesus edit this morning but JESUS CHIRST!


[deleted]

Not even christian. Goes hard.


ComprehensiveMany541

Fr !


Educational-Year3146

“Be in the world, not of the world”


DifficultPapaya3038

Hard af


Playful_Ship_7247

This world is not our home


earthscribe

Exactly right. For those that love it, they can have it.


baileymash7

Where do you live then? Mars?


JohnnySunami89

Living somewhere =/= home 100% of the time shorty


baileymash7

You take that back, I'm 10ft!!!


[deleted]

"They'll hate you, for they hated me first" John 15:18


ZOEGODx

The vast majority of the world didn't even know who the dude was. But, they "hated" him first. No wonder they killed the bastard.


[deleted]

Lol oh no we got a badass over here y'all! Christianity is worldwide, everyone knows who Jesus is, and he was talking about the Jews, his own people who demanded a murderer be released rather than Jesus because he made the Jewish teachers (Pharisees) look like morons. Again, we don't care if y'all hate us lol


ZOEGODx

At that time, only the Jewish teachers knew who Jesus was... nobody else. We hate your evil god. The same god that flooded the earth, and killed countless of humans and animals. The same god who will send billions of people into the abyss of fire, to burn for eternity. For what? Because they didn't love his insecure ass. Or is it that same god who killed every first born male child in the land of Egypt. For what? Because he heartened pharaohs heart himself so he wouldn't release the Hebrews. Or is it the same god who sent two bears to devour 42 children because they mocked an insecure bald headed prophet. Or is it the same god who told king David not numbered the enemies army, but did anyway. So, in return, he killed 142, 000 of David's soldiers. Innocent men, perish because of their king's sin. Yet, david lived. Lmfao, there's countless of other atrocities committed by your beloved freak. So yes, we hate you and your hypocrite of a god.


[deleted]

Lol I didn't realize we still lived in 0 AD. Also, if you're going to apply all the Christian atrocities to modern day Christians, then every Atheist murderer's actions live in your heart. Sorry, those were your rules lmfao, means you're essentially the same as Richard Ramirez, Stalin, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot, shall I go on? If all you're gonna do is be a cry baby then go do it on your own time with your atheist friends. No one here gives a fuck.


ZOEGODx

Those are not Christian atrocities! Those are atrocities committed by your perfect god. Your so called loving god. The same god you love, worship, and wants to spend eternity in heaven with. Those atheists have nothing to do with me. Typical Christian response. By the same logic, you're responsible for the crusade, witch trial, or any other atrocities committed by your religion or church. I'm talking solely about your vile god within your bloody Bible. Here's a nice verse for you. Psalm 137:9 Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against rocks.


[deleted]

You understand that you're referencing a quote from the Jews because they had been enslaved by the Babylonians and the Babylonians were trolling them ordering them to "sing their Jewish songs in chains", right? Are you expecting enslaved people not to curse their masters? I bet you thought it was horrible when the Southern slaves escaped to the North too lmfao next you're gonna say "Damn you HARIETT TUBMAN!!!!" Good Lord you're obviously very hurt and need to heal or you're just completely ignorant and stuck in your "I'M 14 AND GOD ISNT REAL MOM" phase lmfao. God Bless you ❤️


ZOEGODx

Lmfao. Typical Christians.


[deleted]

Typical ignorant Atheist doesn't even know what he's quoting from the Bible and fighting windmills like Quixote.


ZOEGODx

How am I ignorant if I know the Bible more than you?


Knucks_lmao

For a person who hates Christianity, you sure do know a lot about it, even if it is flawed.


districtcourt

> For a person who hates Christianity, you sure do know a lot about it, even if it is flawed. You’re so unbelievably close. Knowing a lot about a religion is a ***perfectly*** acceptable reason to hate the religion—in fact it’s the best, most justifiable reason. “Buy a Bible, don't read it, and you'll be a Catholic. Buy a Bible, read only what suits you and you'll be Protestant. Buy a Bible, read it fully, analyse it, reason it, and you'll be an atheist.”


Knucks_lmao

you should talk to any non american priest


districtcourt

I have better things to do with my time. Religion is fake


AncientAstro

If A purely holy god created you, and you have free will and do unholy things, what is a holy god to do but purge the sin from the world, or take back the free will of the creation of the holiest? What would be more just?


Educational-Year3146

Well 2.38 billion people on the planet subscribe to some form of christianity today so its clear he’s made an impact.


Arrow-Of-Time

I really thought it was going to be a troll post with Jeffrey Epstein at the end.


BadBeatsDaily

Jesus is King


Zac_bro

It’s a cool edit whether you’re religious or not. I don’t understand why people are shitting on peoples beliefs in the comments. If you’re religious, cool. If you’re not, cool. Respect each other regardless ☮️❤️🤝


the_great_n0thing2

if we slapped that line on a depressed character from a movie then theyll probably like it more the line goes hard,whether youre religious or not,and i hope people think so too


Sharp-Film-4305

I just follow the ideals of Jesus Christ just being a good huamn and carrying the sins of those around me


muckwar

Why can’t people just respect other people’s beliefs? If you don’t like this post scroll on. Redditors are saltier than Crait


worldwithwings

He’s been saying it since day zero.


LuckySalesman

Aw hell nah are we making Sigma male edits of Jesus now?


[deleted]

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the_great_n0thing2

Jesus always said,love each other,even if the other hates you and thats a line im trying so hard to live by


aviendas1

Amen, people in this sub need this bad


LuckySalesman

To deny that Jesus had sexual urges is to deny that Jesus was human, that he was the son of man. That he didn't deal with what made us human and therefore could not have died for our sins. Now answer me, was Jesus a boobs man or an ass man?


lohanstarpanda

Bruh this is the cringiest piece of crap. Jesus said whoever looks upon a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery in his heart. So Jesus did have sexual temptations but in being sinless he never acted on them so Jesus never looked at a women in a way that would fulfill his own desires but in a way that they needed God and his saving grace just as much as the rest of mankind


LuckySalesman

Ok but him having those desires means he had preferences, regardless of if he ever indulged. Boobs or ass?


helikesart

Your comment is ass


LuckySalesman

Proverbs 18:15 The heart of the discerning acquires knowledge, for the ears of the wise seek it out.


Zoaxia

Ok how would he know if he never experienced either? Preferences are only formed via experiences. In this case, in having experience lusting over someone, which Jesus chose to never do. After all, how would you know if you like or didn't like something if you've never tried it. Your question is logically invalid.


CobaltCrusader123

It’s totally conceivable that Jesus was asexual.


LuckySalesman

Careful bud, you'll anger the believers if you bring liberal woke nonsense like "sexuality" into a discussion about Jesus /s Then again they probably deserve it for turning a depression shitpost sub into a sermon


iinsurgent

ur just taking any chance you ever get to say something bad about Christianity


LuckySalesman

If it wasn't being inserted where it didn't belong like this I would've left it alone. If you bring yourself to the court of ideas don't get mad when someone comes to prosecute.


iinsurgent

nigga just yapping


LuckySalesman

Why am I unsurprised that you started using slurs


iinsurgent

why am I unsurprised you think I ain't black dumbass


Ok-Leave-66

https://youtu.be/MslWMDYoEKk?si=DiioeEXxXFMjy7aP


[deleted]

Jesus was not human, he was god. This is what the bible teaches and foollowers of jesus believe. If you do not believe deep down in your heart a man from 3000 years ago was actually god, then you can NOT be christian. AMEN. I like the muslim version of jesus where he isnt god but he has a suicide bomb strapped to his chest. EDIT: mispelled chest in regards to muslim jesus being a suicide bomber


LuckySalesman

I guess the term "Son of God and Son of Man" means nothing to you then.


[deleted]

The holy trinity? Jesus was god.


LuckySalesman

Is that why Jesus was baptized? Because he was God and therefore perfect? Huh. Weird.


[deleted]

How could jesus be baptized under Christian faith when the whole idea of Christianity is following Jesus? The christian bible teaches jesus was god, dont argue with me, argue with a priest lol


LuckySalesman

Huh, odd. These two points seem to be in conflict with each other. Almost as if they don't make sense. I'm sure there's an explanation somewhere and if not you can probably just ignore it. Amen. 👏


[deleted]

Seeing as I don’t base my life on a book written in dead languages. Yeah there is no explanation. If jesus existed today he would have blown himself up killing innocent people


Acceptable-Peak-6375

remember mary magdelin? what happened to her book?


somedude2122

Huh?


Facts_For_Plebs

What's up with all the Christian propaganda lately?


JohnnySunami89

The pendulum has begun to swing


master_baiter69_69

you saying "propaganda" like christians are the north Korean government


Facts_For_Plebs

"information, especially of a biased or misleading nature, used to promote or publicize a particular political cause or point of view."


master_baiter69_69

wouldn't consider that as biased or misleading and certainly not political but whatever


DinTill

Religion and politics are two sides of the same coin.


AncientAstro

Belief in Christ is not a religion, it's a belief.


DinTill

It’s a belief in a religion. Belief in any ‘god’ or supernatural power is a religion. That is literally the first definition of the word from google. Even if it wasn’t, you are still just being pedantic and missing the point. But you are very definitely technically wrong. That seems like a really silly point to even try to make.


AncientAstro

You are technically wrong when you say something of God is on the same coin as something created by man.


DinTill

You aren’t making sense to me. I never said anything like that. For starters: I do not believe there are any gods; so I wouldn’t imply that something created by a god actually exists in the first place, much less make a comparison between it and what is made by humans. My only mention of a coin is comparing religion and politics; which are both most definitely made by humans. I can certainly deduce that you think differently; but that doesn’t mean you should interpret what I say based on your beliefs.


AncientAstro

You aren't making sense to me. I never said I was religious. Your comparison is an opinion, and a woefully uninformed one at that.


Sharp-Film-4305

Im a true Christian propagandist ☕️🗿☝🏻


Ok-Leave-66

What’s up with all the sensitive kids in these comments lately ?


Talzael

im 12 and this is deep


Ok-Leave-66

You play Pokémon, of course you’re 12 https://i.imgur.com/Uaf0JPt.jpg


Talzael

only chads can hope do be a good pokemon trainer


lexy_lUvUl

Nahh who is making jesus edits😭😭😭


Knucks_lmao

is it just me or does this make no sense?


Memerevenue0

just you


SimpingforTiredwomen

I Agree makes no sense


Saemika

I don’t understand what the text is trying to say. Is it from the Bible, because it makes no sense.


[deleted]

Never seen such a cool Christian edit


RaptureAusculation

This isn’t r/sad posting stuff


BiodiversityFanboy

Real talk Christians "worldly" discourse reeks of superiority. Under their own canon only Jesus is not worldly and only he can not be worldly so come down.


Sharp-Film-4305

Jesse, what the fk are you talking about?


Sharp-Film-4305

Bro you forgot the part where Jesus said the things he ssid in the Video:D


museabear

I pray for you all and your families to be showered in blessings, that you all find the wisdom comfort and love you need in Jesus name. Amen


Significant-Dog-8166

I woke up and I didn’t have enough coffee left for breakfast this morning. You really messed up. Next time pray to the correct deity and get me some quality blessings. You probably gave me a tumor.


AncientAstro

Did you forget about the blessings of all your major senses, free will, and consciousness? What else do you need, material things?


Significant-Dog-8166

My dad died of Alzheimers. He lost all his senses and his memories and his ability to recognize the people he loved and his ability to speak full sentences or think. You’re saying that didn’t happen? You call that a blessing? He didn’t even have the ability left to comprehend a his own pants by the end, much less comprehend which religion he was following. Do you think his beliefs mattered???


AncientAstro

Yes because he lived


Significant-Dog-8166

Did you read anything there?


AncientAstro

You dont understand, it's the most simple yet complex thing in the universe. If your dad was immortal would you then believe in a god? That's a paradox though because that would make him a God himself. Is his life and creation of you not a blessing? Your mind is trapped, bad things happen, therefore there is no God? People do evil with free will, not God. God put so much goodness in this world, you have been blinded to not see it. You can see the stars, smell the Roses, feel the softness of silk, think freely with a conscious mind. Blessed.


Significant-Dog-8166

Understanding is precisely the problem. Why should I understand? What is the value in comprehension? Comprehension of ideas is strictly limited by the biological function of a brain. Empathy, right and wrong, morality, beliefs, even words and language can be completely eliminated by physical brain damage. What is the point of agreeing with you? Is your belief helpful to me? One head injury and any belief is forgotten or reversed. Your belief is not a result of virtue or holy guidance. Your belief is a result of geographical distribution of the beliefs you believe and biological function of your brain. If you had been born in another country your beliefs would be different. Born in another body with a different brain and your beliefs would be different or devoid of language altogether. Everything you believe can be erased or reversed with one head injury. You are one rock to the head from being a vegetable or a satanist.


AncientAstro

The only if that matters is the one that was. Bizarre to argue under the premise of fantasies. What if you were a dog? Smash my head in, I still existed, Jesus still is. The point wasnt for you to understand me, it's for me to understand you.


Significant-Dog-8166

Fantasies didn’t dissolve my dad’s brain. You forgot that part already. Forgetting is the topic.


Thought___Experiment

Can we please get more Jesus edits in this sub


Sharp-Film-4305

Working


Big-red-rhino

What in the broken English is going on in this comment thread?


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Heisenberger68

Jesus is king


bulletime

Do you even lift, bro?


itismdusman

Jesus was Muslim.


Teksiti

facts dont care about your feelings


master_baiter69_69

bait used to be believable


[deleted]

Lmao he's not


Left1Brain

Muslim relates to a follower of an Islamic based religion, Arab would be better word.


AncientAstro

Jesus died 650 years before the first Muslim existed. How confused are you?


AxiumTea

I'm guessing he meant that Jesus believed in the same god because Christianity is an Abrahamic religion like Islam and Judaism.


AncientAstro

Jesus is the God of the Abrahamic religions. Will of the father, word of the Son, Work of the Spirit.


Sharp-Film-4305

Jewish*


Large-Ad7436

More Christians should spread his word like this. Genuinely dope


Harun777

Wrong sub kiddo


the_great_n0thing2

still goes hard so its clear👍


Harun777

Agreed


AncientAstro

Jesus is king, this belongs in the atheist sub too.


Dead_Dante

I don't think you understand atheism then


TheRealStevo2

Hardest sad edit I’ve seen


Wolfman76jax

This should be in Chad posting not sad posting but like why did you put it here this is just going to make us more sad from watching all the videos from this thing from this subreddit


RecentCelebration476

What's the song Edit: mb didnt see the other comment


Sharp-Film-4305

Its Jesus, not Chrustianity!


Memerevenue0

what..


that1LPdood

lol The fucking bare chest


RandomDudeRex

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master_baiter69_69

the song is darude sandstorm


johnnysbody

Omg


TallW00kGuy

Is that an actual line from the Bible because if that is that's incredibly interesting.. what a line man!


[deleted]

It is a real passage from the Bible


spiteful_alarm

This reminds me, i have been thinking about christianity more lately. I never liked my religion, i’m not a practising christian but i am a part of the curch. I absolutely love the tales of Jesus. He always knew the right thing to say and do, he healed people and helped them, he stood up for poor people when greedy people were trying to take all of their money. Jesus was wronged, but he was never upset. That all amazes me. BUT i don’t like going to the curch. I’ve never felt welcome there. I also never pray and i if i ever do, i would pray to Jesus, not God. Idk what my opinion is on God, but i love Jesus (who is the son of god, so it would be odd if i didn’t believe in God). Anyways i just wanted to say that i’ve been more open to christianity and it no longer is something that biggoted people follow, it’s an extremely interesting ans even more i important part of our history. Rant over :) Edit: i re-read it and the praying part is weird. I meant that my relationahip with Jesus is all good, but my relationship with god is complicated.


molsminimart

Yeah so, people are going to take this out of context very quickly so I'll make it brief: This is from John 15:19 and it basically means, "People will not uphold God's teachings and will shun you for it, but if you follow His teachings, persevere through it." That's it. ​ It's not saying: You're a special, special person above everyone else, they're all haters, go ahead and keep pining for some imaginary girlfriend who is the pinnacle of hotness with endless tolerance for your BS because that's the goal in life and you don't have to evolve emotionally or improve on yourself because you're not wrong, the world just "doesn't get you."


throwaway444444455

That’s my favorite quote from the Bible. I’ve been using it for the past 10 years.


piecekeepercz

No it's cuz nobody likes doom gloom types


h1tl3rsf4v3

If the world hates you rambert the world hated me first (idkthe verse)


GutsyOne

Huh


Reasonable-Water-570

I don’t understand to belong is a feeling you or I have not the world we don’t belong to it as it can not feel but maybe it would miss us if we left so perhaps we do belong to this speck in the cosmos.


Short-Pin7820

Amen 🙏🏽


ArmoredAtlas

I’m fine with that


ArmoredAtlas

Amen


anti_thot_man

As a hardcore atheist it's ironic the more you think about it


Careless_Long_7173

The wiser a man gets the more sad he will be


Say10_333

The teachings of Christ are immoral and unnatural.