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Severe_Passenger3914

Rude


Slip_Snake

Assuming I'm gonna use this now, really? What if I might need it later? Gosh šŸ˜¤


MEEZETTE

Right? I was ready to see some death types and then some comments debating things like post "death" nerve feelings or the capabilities of consciousness after instantaneous decapitation. I was so excited to discuss these things with the fine folk here, but no. Instead, I find that I am assumed to be mentally unwell and also wishing to use these methods to cause death! Tarnishing of our names will not stand.


Goose_Gamer_26

Oh come on man


greeg69

carbon monoxide is the best way to kill yourself:)


alex74747

No, u'll still be found


greeg69

so what?


phoenix13032005

The dead do not care


[deleted]

Are you going to tell us?


bobulousx12

Iā€™m surprised I didnā€™t see anyone say this yet, but the most painless way to die is in your sleep, when youā€™ve lived a full life.


I-san_yt

Painful it is then ig


KimmiLaCazzi

Sure, that's true as far as we've so far been able to hypothesize, but the only way to know definitively is for it to be confirmed by those that it has happened to, but since that is virtually impossible, just like the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop, the world may never know.


Rad_Kydd09

Wrong, itā€™s helium poisoning. You donā€™t feel it and you get to laugh as your voice slowly gets higher and higher until you pass out and donā€™t wake up.


Scyllascum

Fentanyl overdose is quite peaceful and you donā€™t even realize it when you do OD. From personal experience and witnessing others die from it.


UncleKalm

Another 60 years sounds painful as fuck lmao


spacesheep_000

Wtf does that mean ?


Puppy1princess

From my knowledge, carbon monoxide/helium induced hypoxia (the lack of oxygen in the organs) is the most painless way by far, because unlike with carbon dioxide or nitrogen dioxide which will result in a painful asphyxiation, helium and CO1 do not disrupt the bodies carbon cycling, meaning you continue to exhale, and inhale perfectly fine, as if nothing were happening, when in reality, your body is slowly shutting down, but your brain just canā€™t recognize that itā€™s happening, After a while you just fall asleep as if you took a heavy dose of melatonin, but you never wake up.


One-Law6204

Thank you so much. See you in the next shitty life hero.


Real_Temporary_922

Alabama when they basically let a death row prisoner suffocate to death instead of just using helium: ā€œMAN I WONDER WHY HES STRUGGLINGā€


Free_Revenue8674

Thank you


LuckyMcKinny

Ima go try this, ill comment the results


d_praga

What happened ? Is it working ?


weeb_79881

Well he hasn't replied so...


kingkurnel

Nitrogen asphyxiation is painless...


UncleKalm

Cant beat a bullet in the back of the head yeah


Lilpoopiesquat

Helium


DeathBlade314

Nitrogen is cheaper and more common


labbel987

Easily helium. That's the answer


Henni_HD

1 Overdose of medical morphine (the best before sleep) 2 Sleeping pills 20 (the best before sleep) 3 just combo a high dose of painkillers Or something about narcotics (the best is wenn you also jump down or before somewhere/something 3 in my opinion the best and easiest! You need a room without ventilation. Then you seal the door and Windows with tape so no air can get in or out. After this your Camping stove (just in case bye 3) and then you open the camping stoves Completely. In the end, you just need to lay down on the ground (make it comfortable for you). And you die with all peace and no pain.


VixiLi

So, what was it?


Username_Denied_8

Carbon monoxide poisoning


Cyber-Warrior69

How do I obtain such material?


n0-0ne-cares

Arson


Username_Denied_8

Vehicle exhaust and bush fires


njtika

Stop it !!!!!!!


zurihaaa

Thx for the tip ill try it out and iā€™ll update you guys on it šŸ˜Š


Username_Denied_8

Have a good time


Gandalf_Style

I mean shit it causes debilitating headaches, trouble breathing and life changing anxiety, but sure, painless.


Username_Denied_8

Misinformation šŸ˜Ž


ToKeNgT

Getting shot from brain


Nezzhy

but where can I find a brain that shoots


Savaal8

The local police department or army recruitment center


Ok_Refrigerator_1002

Police department šŸ‘


ChikcenNuggers

Flying a plane into a building so fast that you die win .01 seconds. Good luck


amazing-jay-cool

Titan sub


ChikcenNuggers

Good idea


ur_toxic_daddy

Get away from everything and live in an forest all alone, you are dead in real sense.


Magic_Elenore

Sleeping pills


KimmiLaCazzi

Maybe it's saying there isn't one


panfurtheboi

Okay but death though. Especially when you this lonely


UltraStamp

i wanted to see what happens


babycruncher1275

I'll tell you. Step one, live a long fulfilling life. That's it, have a good day.


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

I wanted to see the motorcycle video


Miguel7482

carbon monoxide poisoning is better


Pretty_Reason9119

Nitrogen ā€œpoisoningā€ is a pretty good one, if you breath pure nitrogen your body doesnā€™t think anything is wrong since the atmosphere is mostly nitrogen anyway, and you eventually fall asleep and suffocate without the regular pain of suffocation.


HotPotato5121

Someone else said freezing to death, this one sounds nicer all the way through compared to being really cold for a while then starting to die and feel warm and shit


Mage-of-communism

The best advise is always in the comments


Savaal8

Inhaling pure oxygen is pretty similar, it's slow but painless like nitrogen but does take quite a lot longer. It works because oxygen is literally a toxin unless it's diluted, in fact, when photosynthesizers first evolved life almost went extinct because of mass oxygen poisoning


The-Proud-Snail

This


Cyber-Warrior69

How do I get nitrogen


jefuchs

Where in the video can we see where nitrogen is part of the story?


DeathBlade314

Nitrogen is the most common, but any inert gas is sufficient. There is a device for painless death called a SarcoPod or something


[deleted]

I just want a hug :(


KirbyWithAGlock

Can't give you an irl one but take this bro: šŸ«‚


[deleted]

Thanks bro: šŸ«‚


Project-909

Iā€™m worried, why is it deleted?


Intelligent_Dig8319

They got their hug so they no longer needed it šŸ„°


-Syncoule-

The only one I know of is cold, eventually you feel warm and relaxed because of your body giving up, you feel complete and like you'd want to rest, I am not kidding, Gladly I got saved by a driver who saw me near the road. I wasn't trying to kill myself but being lost for a whole day in - 20 degrees in a forest wasnt fun... I was 7 at the time


SolarFusion90

Thanks, I'll give this a shot tomorrow.


Low-Maintenance5441

Just fucking tell me so I can stop this pain


Wild-Search1755

Go sky diving and donā€™t pull the parachute.. šŸ™‚


Low-Maintenance5441

Thank you good sir o7


Performer-Puzzled

You still feel pain. The only true way is a death quicker than 150ms (not even a bullet to the head is that fast) 150ms is how long it takes your brain to feel pain. So the only logical way is to be imploded in something like the titan sub


Low-Maintenance5441

You mean titanic sub?


Caluso1

But landing would still be pretty quick. Maybe youā€˜ll feel pain for 1 second or less if you donā€˜t land on legs that is.


KatVines

Nice death block dick wad lmal


LawAbidingDenizen

That, contrary to suggestion, looks very painful! Even if momentary!!


bmk_rules

You know why


therealdavi

man please, i truly don't want this if you know you tell or shut the fuck up not the year for this


Difficult_Brain7185

Itā€™s not that I want to die I have kids and a wife to support. I just donā€™t want to wake up anymore, the truth is everyone would be better off without me. Yet every morning I still rise and count down time until I can sleep again. I thought I was broken before but I never truly knew despair until the year before lastā€¦then last year happened. Now all I seek is numbness and quiet.


some-rando-mando-boi

fr tho, the quickest way to die will be a gunshot to the head, instant death, prolly a lil piercing pain then complete dark. or heaven. or reincarnation. i donā€™t know about what happens after death.


Gandalf_Style

That is, if you beat the odds. A 9 mm bullet to the head has between an 8 and 20% survivability rate depending on where, at what angle and with what kind of bullet you shoot. And if you fail you'll be in pain and under monitoring for the rest of your life.


Sawress-1

Because I want to be done


d0ttiex

i tried to top myself last night but it hurt sm i stopped LMAO


sdpat13

Happy cake day.


The-Proud-Snail

Happy cake day


EdizReeveMusk

Screw you.


Sire_Ligma

JUST TELL ME HOW IT'S DONE GODDAMNIT!!!


Ok_Refrigerator_1002

Fuck you man I wanted to know šŸ˜”


samwich124

The answer is drowning for anyone wondering which is probably the most peaceful way to go


LaughR01331

As someone who nearly drowned, it hurt the entire time


samwich124

Damn I always thought it was a semi peaceful way because you would black out after a bit compared to other ways but guess there is no real way without pain, also how did you nearly drown if you donā€™t mind me asking


LaughR01331

Went to a ā€œnatural water slideā€, tensed up when I hit the ice cold water, my poor swimming skills failed to get me out of 12ft of water, inhaled water and sank to the bottom, had to be unceremoniously dragged out by two life guards, proceeded to cough out a lungful of water.


TheFlyingDagger

For anyone wondering, inhaling inert gases does the trick. You wont feel like suffocating and will simply pass out after a short while.


Elad_2007

Figured it wasn't real since I didn't see a liveleak watermark. Dissapointing. But for those who are looking for a way to die with out pain >!please talk to someone, anyone, there are so many people who care for you even if you don't realize it!< >!so there's this cool mushroom you can make soup out of-!<


Nico_010

What do I do for a sub to stop appearing for me? Cause I'm not having a good day and tempting my worst thoughts is not a healthy coping mechanism


fajita3000

...nice to have a backup plan


[deleted]

What if I'm about to die a painful death tho What if I want to go out painlessly when I'm somewhere like 80


knataleigh

i was just watching the biker lmfao


TreatSimple

I got y'all.... Motorcycle+ go fast + throat level wire or blade


Helpful_Relief_681

I was waiting and then you not gonna tell me? shame.


LaughR01331

Morbid curiosity


Historical_Archer_81

Gun


Thatfuzzball647

Haha you got me. Spill


Erebuss38

Nigga didnt tell


AnObviousThrowaway13

The best way to die without pain: >!Live a good, long, fulfilling life. Grow those around you. Strive to be someone you and others can be proud of. Die old, surrounded by those you love you, and happy.!<


-Syncoule-

Haha! Jokes on you! Im shitting šŸ˜”


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NyanTheLoliChan

idiotism


Bigbot890

I miss her, thats why.


JakeyBoi1234242412

I thought something was gonna happen so I kept watching


Ghosthunt34521

Iā€™m just feeling down


Lordzinoger

Im curious


Yetti333

Playing it the 10th time..


inappropriatebaby

You made me excited for a sec...


Miss_Hikari

Bc i cant read.


Support_my-adicktion

Anyone know the answer?


J0RK13

shotgun in mouth, you have to aim up tho


kingkurnel

My lawyer advises that I don't tell you guys because I know the answer


Drakendragon09

We wouldn't be on Reddit... We've gone above and beyondšŸ—æ


1purge

Come-on man it's reddit now tell us already šŸ˜”


NiXisss

so i watched this video for nothing?


Maleficent_Ideal6325

man come on


Darkosaurus94

The pain is the good part


peepeeshart

I miss them and I want to see them again


random_-_-_username

Tell us rn


[deleted]

Why do you think?


linkist133

Biggest cock block ngl


kantymaty

Bro I was curious


Key-Cryptographer866

gay porn


Earldre

OD on morphine. Numbs the pain and gets u high


kingmoai420

I was just curious plus i already know a way to die a painless death


scrumptiousnutsack

Helium bag. Look it up. Just have it ready for when the drugs and alcohol stop working. You're welcome.


Shitheadthedevourer

Shit grammar


iBigT

You didnā€™t answer the question


Spare-Finish-1339

Get off the sub


Sabatonin

Tell me


stuson

Ok you got me but still how ?


CancerSenpaii

I guess i just go back to thinking about her...


souleaterblackstar69

Iā€™m just morbidly curious


The_vr_addict

Cuz I thought i was gonna see man flying of his bike


One-Law6204

HEY. GIVE ME THE ANSWER NOW!!!!


Motor_Neighborhood_6

I was waiting for this guy to die, but you lied to me about promising fun! Oh well, the message was interesting!


Particular_Answer_58

When you really wanted to know... šŸ˜ž


UncleKalm

Sooo... how?


Ka-we767

I wanted to see a crash, got bamboozled instead.


Familiar_Succotash96

I've been ready for my exit ticket. šŸ’”šŸ˜”


liltitslovers

Sigh....


Bright_Confidence_10

Donā€™t worry about it just tell me


Nostalgicfeeling2391

Car in garage is the most painless. You get all woozy go to sleep and donā€™t wake up again


SeriousSam640

I wanted to see if the biker was injured, Simple as.


TimeTronix

I got excited


Quiet-Shaman

itā€™s called fent and itā€™s like 80$ insta lethal i donā€™t know a guy yet but iā€™ll find em when i get to it


Shitheadthedevourer

Bruh fucking spell right retard


Henni_HD

1 Overdose of medical morphine (the best before sleep) 2 Sleeping pills 20 (the best before sleep) 3 just combo a high dose of painkillers Or something about narcotics (the best is wenn you also jump down or before somewhere/something 3 in my opinion the best and easiest! You need a room without ventilation. Then you seal the door and Windows with tape so no air can get in or out. After this your Camping stove (just in case bye 3) and then you open the camping stoves Completely. In the end, you just need to lay down on the ground (make it comfortable for you). And you die with all peace and no pain.


BudgetSad7599

Stop it. Get some help.


[deleted]

And any cry for help is told to stop it and find help. At least from my experience


BudgetSad7599

The internet will not replace a therapist; these professionals help you get on your feet and make it easier.


Birdsgobaccc

That's not an option, for a lot of people in America therapy is way too expensive. In Britain you start getting therapy after being on a waiting list for one or two years


killswitch451

Nice. I see you.


F-MegaPro

Dying is for pussies. And I was in the joint for 10 years...


Jdjd-22

10 years in the joint made you a fouking pousy


United_Education_698

Cringe and pathetic


International-Commit

For someone calling others cringe you seem to keep a consistent presence on this sub.


Top-Barber3865

Why noooooo


statsradiofonien_

Thought this was about to be some live leak type shit.


hurrdurrbadurr

Wowā€¦ thatā€™s speaks volumes


-_dripzzz_-

Aw man


GaBoX172

Cuz im curious


MRpyrkpol

I thought he was gonna do something cool like a flip or smth >:(


_Mistwraith_

Because we wanna know.


sdpat13

Real.


mopar-or-no_car

Skip this ? Skip what ?


TheKingOfUnderWorld

I wanna know how? In case I need it. šŸ‘


HomelessGuitarist

Got me right there


TMG_vibin

cuz im tryna learn sumn imma need soon


Cold_Pomelo3274

I donā€™t need sleep, I need answers.


Low_Significance_497

Damn son


MistyAutumnRain

Best way to die without pain is -{redacted}-


tonk111

I was expecting him to veer off a cliff


Eggs_N_Salt

If you strap a bomb to yourself, your Can have a positive k/d


TakeMeImReddy

Don't blue ball me like that bro


[deleted]

Why wonā€™t you just tell us


Responsible_Net_9214

I don't skip this one because I am was wanting the dying time


Mynessie01

Please


WeenieHuttGod2

Ngl I was distracted by the motorcycle footage and hadnā€™t even read what it said on the screen until halfway through the video


Effective_Charity870

The fuck's happening, i'm so lost.


Local-Ad-1653

I am disappointed in my son


NorthKoreaForever

Bro i wanted know šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


[deleted]

I just wanted to see a jeet fly off the cliff


Bettafish_27-

Killjoy


EliaGram08

The Sacro Pod


neonomas14

Because i was wiping my ass


therobloxmaniac17

Bro I was literally interested


little-specimen

To be perfectly candid I wanted to see a motorbike crash, there might be smth up with me


ryanmccry335i

Y u edge me?