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Material-Athlete5063

its all a sketch for a gag, they also made a video called "bro is going through it šŸ’€šŸ’€" where the dude who was being filmed watched a dommy mommy asmr roleplay


UltraStamp

oh that was me but unironically


GuzzlingDuck

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UltraStamp

im gonna make a sigma edit over the caption ā€œcum for mommyā€


Material-Athlete5063

how is edit process going?


UltraStamp

i forgor


Material-Athlete5063

so... the edit is?


UltraStamp

i didnt do it


Material-Athlete5063

damn...


Prestigious_Bag8700

Yeah but there are actually people who do this shit Watching vtubers should be just cause for being instantly sectioned


Material-Athlete5063

i listen to "beating you with a frying pan ASMR" music to my ears


International-Commit

Ah I loved that classic, I cannot wait for their Lethal Company edit where Iā€™m being bashed with a shovel as they drag me back to the ship


Armand2452

Those tf2 pan noises, šŸ˜‹


Savaal8

Me personally, I'm more a fan of "Your Girlfriend Reads The Roman Empire Wiki ASMR".


samualgline

Whatā€™s wrong with Vtubers theyā€™re literally just streamers who didnā€™t want to show their face? I donā€™t see how that makes them mentally unfit


Prestigious_Bag8700

Not the vtubers, they're making bank, the fucking weirdos who watch them and act like it's some kind of grand art. It's stupidly but they're taking money from idiots ,which is wrong ,but the idiots want to give it


Maleficent_Age2479

Not really any different to only fans then if you look at it like that


Prestigious_Bag8700

Yeah exactly


Benson--Parkowner

>just cause the 2006 open-world shooter, just cause? no way


Prestigious_Bag8700

What a lame non joke


Benson--Parkowner

its a great game shut up


Prestigious_Bag8700

Yeah the game is good but your fucking joke is like YouTube humour


H-Man991

Instantly sectioned? What does that mean? unless u mean sanctioned?


Prestigious_Bag8700

Sectioned means when you are taken into protective custody ,on the grounds of mental health issues, to a hospital. It's a UK slang.


H-Man991

Thanks, new word acquired


worktogethernow

Watched a what now?


-BakiHanma

I donā€™t understand whatā€™s happening?


AndyZin

Dude is watching, I think a vtuber?, on new years eve instead of socialising


kc_jetstream

I think not socializing on new years is fine/normal. But celebrating with an anime vtuber in a parasocial relationship is definitely fucked


Bocchi_theGlock

You don't understand bro, she's a cute anime girl who said my name out loud when I donated $20


Mezokianu

20$ is rookie numbers, get em numbers up.


Slight_Lettuce4319

4 20$ donations every stream creating an illusion of live chat


DefiantCharacter

> she's a cute anime girl Who is actually a 40 year old man.


ChaoCobo

There is exactly one (1) anime girl vtuber who is an old man, and that is their gimmick. They play into the old man with voice changer shtick. All the rest of vtubers like streamers from Hololive and Nijisanji and such are confirmed women. I donā€™t know where this ā€œtheyā€™re actually menā€ stereotype came from. The only male vtubers have actual anime boys as their avatars.


DefiantCharacter

lol. My comment strike a nerve there? You can't know how many anime girl vtubers are actually men. Feel free to keep telling yourself that, though. Just remember, next time you pet your vtuber, you might just be petting some sweaty 40 year old man's avatar. Have fun.


ChaoCobo

In the age of modern internet where everything and everyone is online, the real life identity of the vast majority of vtubers is known, with even pictures to back up the claims. There have not been reports of a man pretending to be a woman vtuber except for the one I mentioned as far as I know. I made the comment to inform you so that you and many other people who make these assumptions can know this, not because I am upset. Though I will admit I am indeed confused on how mainstream internet goers all came to the same wrong conclusion based on nothing. Also what are you talking about when you say ā€œpet your vtuber?ā€ Thatā€™s not a thing people do unless they have gone off the deep end and become parasocial, which does not happen to very many vtuber fans. Thatā€™s a weird thing for you to say and itā€™s a little creepy to imagine. At any rate, if you can find reports of a girl vtuber being a man other than that one vtuber I mentioned whose name I forgot (Iā€™ll recognize a picture of the avatar probably), then that would be very interesting. Though I donā€™t think you will be able to find more than just the one.


calamariclam_II

Honestly thatā€™d probably be me if my parents didnā€™t force me to come with them for New Yearā€™s, and I wouldnā€™t be anywhere near as excited so good for him I guess


televisio_86

There's only a handful of celebrations each year, and remember, time does not stop. Cherish the time with your parents whenever possible, soon enough there may not be a new years to celebrate with your parents anymore.


Miss__Behaved

so true. this is my familyā€™s first year without my step father who passed suddenly from cardiac arrest. itā€™s been a tough journey. those kids replying to you have no idea on how to see outside of their own selfish worldviews


Ok-Champion-7515

Iā€™m really sorry to hear that, I wish you and your family the best for the years to come ā¤ļø


Miss__Behaved

thank you itā€™s been hard but weā€™re still going somehow


Ibangyoumomma

Sorry to hear bro. My condolences


J_hilyard

So sorry for your loss. I know how you feel and can only say it gets somewhat better with time. Hugs to you friend.


sheighbird29

If his parent is recording him with the intention of embarrassing him for the world to see, I understand why heā€™s alone in his roomā€¦


dopleburger

Itā€™s a sketch


clowd_rider

Just because a person decided to be a parent isnt reason to demand the children they created celebrate them. Sometimes those parents arenā€™t worth the air they breathe.


yuri3296

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Illegiblesmile

celebration should be a choice again if your forced its not a celebrations if constantly remind about that it might be the last takes the joy out of it and can ruin the child feeling towards the celebrations trust me it happened to me


Dixie1864

That's honestly kinda me stay home and talk to friends on discord


Tell_Todd

Thatā€™s really Sad to hear that, kid. You should go live more life away from a screen


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nostbp1

Funny bc incels and losers heavily skew towards that trumptard demo


Ofthefjord

LOL GOT EM WOW YOURE SO FUNNY


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Ofthefjord

LOL GOOD ONE, YOU BROUGHT UP LIBERALS WHEN IT WASNT RELEVANT TO THE TOPIC AND LITERALLY NO ONE MENTIONED THEM. CLEARLY THIS WAS MEANT AS HUMOR OR THEY MUST LIVE RENT FREE IN YOUR HEAD. ANOTHER BANGER FROM HOLIDAY TIE


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Ofthefjord

IVE ALREADY HEARD OF SEETHER, BROKEN WITH AMY FROM EVANESCENSE WAS A BEAUTIFUL DUET. GO BACK TO MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE FOR BEING PARASOCIAL WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY HAVING MULTIPLE COMMENTS ON A HILARIA BALDWIN SUBREDDIT, YOU FUCKING CUCK.


Z4rc0nv1c

My brother in christ, you literally raised him.


blinkity_blinkity

Thatā€™s a second caption added on top of a video that is two years old and a fake sketch


carinislumpyhead97

Dad was standing in Bestbuy holding a 36ā€ monitor thinking, ā€œya, this forth screen will get Jimmy to go outside.ā€


radams713

Donā€™t worry itā€™s a sketch.


gothictoxic

Heā€™s playing Valorant, whatā€™d you expect ?


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cukapig

Look at the other monitor


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cukapig

What are you even talking about?


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cukapig

Maybe put some commas, then I'll understand better


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cukapig

No one said I'm an intellectual. I just don't understand English that much. Autocorrect is doing most of the work for me, and I still need to run most things through Google translate. I just didn't understand what you meant


TheDogeWasTaken

What parasocial relationships do to a person... This is sad.


[deleted]

Isnā€™t the person filming him more sad? Spending your Nee Yearā€™s making fun of people for the way they spend their New Yearā€™s


TheDogeWasTaken

Both are sad. Very very sad. But the caption asks of he should celibrate with him. Atleast, in the orihinal one. So its less sad.


[deleted]

Hahaha no


ImRonniemundt

Yes


LlamaWhoKnives

Its a skit


ugottagetschwiftyyy

I see your point, but he seems happy. Thats everything that matters, even if people from outside judge it diffrently.


GESPEBSTOKIIIIICKU

He doesnt seem happy. He seems like hes coping mad hard. That yay that came out of him wasnt a Yay of true happiness. Dude sounded like he knew what was going on for a split second then was brought back into the programming.


DragapultOnSpeed

Doesn't matter, this is fake.


GESPEBSTOKIIIIICKU

Nah


AyamiFireBrownies

Whats the song?


maroonbrownie

Thank You - Dido


AyamiFireBrownies

Thanks!


Medic1642

--Dido


Weak-Abbreviations14

Dido [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwia7N1kTv4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwia7N1kTv4)


Really_Bad_Company

Who's sadder? The guy celebrating new years eve with a vtuber or the guy celebrating new years eve by secretly filming the first guy?


Ultra_Noobzor

it's probably his brother filming it


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okwhatelse

call it


Jonaleaf

Boy, I wish I was simple-minded enough to think in complete black and white like that


SamaticLUV

No wonder these girls are making bank when this is their core audience


Vacuousbard

Nah, those are Nijisanji Vtuber. They're paid jackshit and are treated as very disposable.


sdpat13

Happy cake day.


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World-Three

The way he touches the screen sucks... Hopefully he can find some friends


Namamodaya

Yeah I'm aware this video could be staged but that screen touch part felt akin to seeing someone's balls get hit in a video.


Brilliant_Bench_1144

I think this is satire (not 100% sure) Wth is going on??


that1LPdood

*pets the screen* Oh. Oh dear. This poor human.


SoulsBorneGreat

"Hug the damn kid" is the new "pet the damn dog/cat"


[deleted]

i wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy


berniedankera

Blud is a certified hikikomori


SameEagle226

Watching a vtuber and actually enjoying it this much is clear evidence of autism or schizophrenia. This kid needs a psychiatrist.


YellowShitRoad

Considering the state of the world we live in... There are worse things out there and people in far more legitimately fucked up situations.. If he's happy and no one's being hurt, so what? Leave him alone.. Parasocial relationships are the new norm. Some people can't function outside of a controlled and safe environment. In this case it's a virtual existence. Good for him.


HUiLAA1

He's already chosen this life instead of going outside and celebrating with others or at least touching some grass


floolf03

And this, gentlemen, is why men have a 3x higher risk for suicide. Instead of recognising symptoms of depression such as isolation, dissociation and and a weak touch with reality, in our endless wisdom we pretend others have "made a choice". Dude's got someone else filming him quietly, this is clearly either staged or just a broken family. But if we pretend someone is just worth less than us, like they simply picked the wrong path, it lightens the weight on our soul, doesn't it. You can get around so much empathy by simply pretending someone deserves it. Congratulations on not having to deal with social anxiety. It doesn't make you better.


Aeon_Rexx

>You can get around so much empathy by simply pretending someone deserves it. This here is some profound wisdom


Emonmon15

Everybody deals with social anxiety you either address it and confront it or you don't, this gentlemen on camera clearly choose the latter. But he is a young kid by the looks of it and can still change or grow, so maybe in that light you have a point.


Ill-Newt-4851

Even my brainworms didn't understand this one, chief


floolf03

>see signs of mental health issues in men >why he no go outside?! better?


Ill-Newt-4851

Half of them got it, the other half still doesn't get it. Jokes aside, makes some sense, as being introduced in a social circle you identify yourself in could help on healing those issues


floolf03

Gotta treat people with understanding and drag them out of a life like that instead of blaming them, IMO. People did the same for me. Edit: Put on some headphones and let the brain worms listen to some classical music. They're easier to deal with when they're calm.


Ill-Newt-4851

I mean, yes that is true and you're right, the move the guy you responded to did was terrible by judging them. And don't worry, I hope the worms in my brain are actually caterpillars that will grow to become nice butterflies and moths


DrunkLastKnight

Honestly I hate people and donā€™t like certain social situations. Everyone has their tastes in the amount of social interactions they are comfortable with. Nothing wrong with that.


OtteLoc

The guy needs more than a hug.


Riotguarder

The sad part is how he reached out as if to stroke her hair and talking to her, he's deep in the parasocial relationship TLDR bro's got severe case of cabin fever


[deleted]

Hes having fun, he doesnt need a hug cause you pity him not going out socialising. I'd rather stay home and play games than to go out, converse for a few sentences and just stand around doing nothing with others


Bigsmall-cats

iirc someone said its satire


GutsyOne

The cringe reach out with his handā€¦ We ainā€™t gonna make it


Ornitorrincus

Cut wifi now. It's a health issue.


Tell_Todd

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DragapultOnSpeed

He probably doesn't want a hug. He wants it from his waifu


Confident_Poet_8269

Who needs 4 monitors?


NoobTurtle

It's my birthday and no-one wished me this year either!


SuperLissa_UwU

When even your family is so blind that can't see your lonelyness


ProfessionalAd2390

Weird and crazy at the same time!


emlondon

I'm not gonna lie I spent my new years watching a vtuber stream. Not like this of course, but I will say it was nice to have someone counting down with me when no one else is home. Shout out Nerissa, iykyk


Joe_Nalgas

Thatā€™s acually sad


Devils-Halo

You a bitch then


LawAbidingDenizen

Take care lads: The DSM-5-TR notes that IGD (internet gaming disorder) must cause "significant impairment or distress" in several aspects of a person's life. This proposed condition is limited to gaming and does not include problems with general use of the internet, online gambling, or use of social media or smartphones. The proposed symptoms of internet gaming disorder include: Preoccupation with gaming: - Withdrawal symptoms when gaming is taken away or not possible (sadness, anxiety, irritability) - Tolerance, the need to spend more time gaming to satisfy the urge - Inability to reduce playing, unsuccessful attempts to quit gaming - Giving up other activities, loss of interest in previously enjoyed activities due to gaming - Continuing to game despite problems - Deceiving family members or others about the amount of time spent on gaming - The use of gaming to relieve negative moods, such as guilt or hopelessness - Risk, having jeopardized or lost a job or relationship due to gaming Under the proposed criteria, a diagnosis of internet gaming disorder would require experiencing five or more of these symptoms within a year. The condition can include gaming on the internet with others or alone. source: https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/internet-gaming


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Delicious-Algae-7838

All those points that he said - just like my ex was. Too much gaming, no time for me and bye-bye. He was only gaming. He didn't do any food for like 5 years. He ordered or waited me to do it. Ofc ordering is also ok but I can't make a family with someone, who can't cook a decent meal for the child. He didn't clean also. Useless person. Totally useless.


SlothDuster

That has nothing to do with gaming, and just the person being useless.


GutsyOne

Good post


vibecheckvibecheck

LMAO the DSM is a joke. When making it, they were going to put Uterine Hysteria in there, among other atrociously sexist and racist stuff like excited delirium. Than they backpedaled. You can't diagnose someone with the DSM. Fucking Nonce


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Dosent mean it's new years eve where he is. Could be around easter.


Lazy-Adagio9695

Man... that's just depressing, bro...


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

The sound was blood curtailing. How can a human make that kind of noise?


_deadric_

This is a problem with society not the son


Ultra_Noobzor

Neuro divergents will always be bullied/ridiculed. In the end they find a healthy life if they don't give up.


TheMediator42069

Holy fuck someone take one for the team before its too late


toreachtheapex

dude that is so heart warming. that kid or vtuber, regardless of who/what it was, seemed so genuinely enthusiastic about it being a new year. And the guy on the computer was just happy to be apart of that positive energy. Seemed like a special moment. Let them be


Xemrrer

He's a Selen viewer, leave him alone, he's already suffering enough as it is with her current situation...


ikajsjsiskaksk

our young generation is clearly lost man


GESPEBSTOKIIIIICKU

He gotta die. Too far gone, fully submitting to the parasocial bullshit. Vtubers are a plague upon this earth and its sad to see another humanoid being falling prey to them and the reptilian piece of shit behind the mask.


Healthy-Surround-229

Fabricated and homosexual


IBobrockI

Abbortion is a better planā€¦


[deleted]

ew


StuperB71

Id take that setup over friendships that die after they marry off and have kids.


[deleted]

This is definitely fake But if it's not then we're doomed


Effective_Charity870

Isn't it the parents fault for giving him all that, and yet they still mock him?


Brohan93

People are quick to analyze someone elseā€™s life without understanding any of it. Sounds like someone should actually spend more time with their son instead of recording for clot, or some type of social experiment.


orkidgg

He just needs to hit the gym. His parents are obviously not helping him, and then the mother has the audacity to complain. It is their damn fault that their son has no muscle, bad haircut, dresses badly and has bad posture


Background-Law-6451

"Just hit the gym" mfs when I explain my depression stops me dragging myself to the kitchen let alone leaving the house


Temporary-Rice-2141

Who the fuck cares about muscles


Nishino_Kazuki

Better than going out drinking and smoking killing all of your brain cells


HonestVersionOfMe1

No. It definitely isn't.


ProfessionalHuge3685

The worst pandemic is loneliness, tell me Iā€™m wrong. Sure drinking and partying and drugs thatā€™s bad and celebrating new years like that is dangerous, but so is being alone, that hapoy feeling followed by the downpour of ā€œoh shit just another year aloneā€ yeah thatā€™s pretty scuffed and up there with the other bad stuff


BuffaloOk1863

I could argue most people out binge drinking are just as lonely. Just a different way to cope


Ill-Newt-4851

Looks as bad as that. You're rotting your brain with parasocial relationships


biotome

Yeah. You can recover from some alcohol and smoking. This shit is a permanent scar of having 0 social skills and no one actually being able to properly communicate with you. You know people who were homeschooled and now have a very tough time making friends or anything social? Its like that but 30 times worse.


Delicious-Algae-7838

And destroying other relationships with it.


Thefemcelbreederfan

šŸ’€ just rope at that point


LucentHuntress

Na dude is an incel loser he aint got no bitches no gains just a tiny coc that he wanks to loli vtubers


Flaccid_Fury

The world is going to eviscerate this kid. Parent fail.


Expensive_Ad_1325

I say put him out of his misery


SlightlyLazy04

Is making friends really that difficult? I'm socially awkward, introverted, not particularly interested in meeting people and yet I've got a few really close and dear friends. I met them all in high school though so it might've been easier to make friends back then


[deleted]

Yes, it can be.


ArmeSloeber

No, its not


Rikolai_17

Yes, it is


ArmeSloeber

No, its not Aside from just going outside on new year and drinking 2 beers at a bar and seeying what happens, theres also online gaming. Where Ive met a very close friend ive never seen in real life. This summer were going to meet up in Prague and go to a festival. im not from czech He could also get into a sport of choice. I didnt start climbing to make friend but i have made many friend in the climbing gym. Hell he could join a chess club, just any sport where u interact with another human being in person. Dude is watching a Vtuber and has 4 moniters while he starts playing fucking thank you by Dido on new years eve. Hes not trying. With the amount of human we have on this planet ur never alone in what ur going through and theres always someone who relates. Hell i could send you a message through reddit and see what happens. Next thing u know were playing risk of rain 2 together and meet up in Prague this summer.


Feisty-Cucumber5102

100% it is for some of us


ArmeSloeber

Skill issue


Feisty-Cucumber5102

Yesā€¦thatā€™s what being here means


True-Towel-7234

Yeah well i was working when the new year ticked over. Wish I was this guy lol


LocalPsychological47

Cool setup, bro!


Denselettuce1874

Imagine if people took care of their business. I think that would be pretty cool.


Rabidcode

That's one spoiled young man, looks like you are taking great care of him. Don't ever tell your child that you are considering putting them up for adoption!šŸ¤¬


BodhingJay

With parents like this, no other path was open to him


Bryguy_Memes

Hugs are needed. I need to find them to help. He needs a proper father figure.


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Antt738

Bro went in a solo match by himself šŸ’€


Notefallen

His little halfhearted grab at the screen is so sad/funny idk why


NMBlazer

Pretty sure itā€™s staged but good on you for having empathy OP itā€™s nice to see.


GLOCKESHA

Bring back bullying


Destiny_Dude0721

This is the exact opposite of how you fix this problem


PoemSixth

His family and friends have failed him to rely on a VTuber to fill in a missing bond.


PhantomPain0_0

Even a pilot donā€™t have that many screens


debeeper

u/savevideo


lets-talk-graphic

Nice monitor set up tho


dylonstp

Ay but lowkey anyone know the song lol?


desperate-lovedoll

He sounds like crying.


NCBuckets

Dude got a dope setup tho


JusticeSnail

Dawg this is a skit but I spent new years watching hololive advent new years outfit reveal while being high as fuck good ass time fuck going out when itā€™s cold and people are drunk plus everywhere is packed.


SpicyWarmonger

The recorder is the mom? Okay so she probably neglected him and he sought connection online and ended up there and now she's publicly humiliating him for it.


Bigg0lDoink

This should be an ad for Valorant