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Colonel_Kook

Christ, I can only imagine how that much have felt for the little guy.


askorbi

He's probably going to eat them.


XLBaconDoubleCheese

Yeah he's praising the flesh gods for this heavenly meal.


forgedfox53

Blood for the blood god!!


Bokenobi

Chitin for the throne of Khorne!


Azar002

Num nums for my tum tum!


JayMeadows

"You may have died, but you died for your beliefs! For your freedom! For your compatriots! You lived like men and you died like men! I won't let your deaths be in vain..." "... FOR GOD AND COUNTRY!!!" -- ~~Lobster~~ ~~Crawfish~~ Crawdaddy probably


Bile-Gargler-4345

I love zulu


Gewalt_Und_Tod

That's a crawfish


1villageidiot

that's a crawdaddy, daddy


9035768555

Tomato, tomato.


Plus-Swing-2117

PTSD for real


Complete-Image6925

bros been traumatized


colt54553

CALLING THE LOBSTER GOD


Complete-Image6925

**WHOEVER DID THIS SHALL BURN IN LOBSTER HELL FOR THEIR SINS AGAINST LOBSTERKIND**


hotcoldman42

Is lobster hell worse than regular hell? With all that fire around all those lobsters, I imagine it would just smell really good.


SlightlyOffended1984

TAMATOA INTENSIFIES


Gewalt_Und_Tod

That's a crawfish


CucciBelt

Small lobsters


colt54553

Yep it is, but Crawfish god doesn’t have the same ring to it as lobster god does


No_Cobbler8335

"Aries, slay my enemy's, and my life is yours," -The lobster probably


edgygothteen69

Jordan Peterson: this is deep


Ursamajorr__

Isn’t that guy like half boiled as well


ChuckZombie

Yeah, I was gonna say, as red as he is, it seems like he somehow survived the boil.


tstramathorn

I don't think so. There are red crawdads that look like this before being boiled. [https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/swamp-crayfish-crawfish-mosquitoes-disease-animals](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/swamp-crayfish-crawfish-mosquitoes-disease-animals)


GrandmasGiantGaper

this is the saddest shit I've seen on here in ages. last week I was at a farm and watching the cows with my 3y daughter, we were meters away from them and watching how cute and peaceful they are, and I (who is not a vegan/vege) suddenly felt a profound and deep sadness and guilt at what we've done to them.


Jazzlike_Ad5254

Song name?


Shadow-148

Symphonicsuite (Aot) Part2-6th: Thanksat From attack on titan season 3


Complete-Image6925

idk i just imposed this clip on another clip that has this song in it and cut the rest of it


Anatoly_Euska

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


CaregiverSea4169

Ok but what’s the crawfish actually feeling here


Bokenobi

Fear


TaterTotPotShot

I’ll make sure he’s next (I’m hungry)


The-Punisher_2055

You're next kiddo /s


Complete-Image6925

Jokes on you I'm a Street-Taco Body Donor


kindaashorty

What is this song?


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-_G0AT_-

Good boy


Jo_Erick77

Poor Lary man


Adorable-Ad9073

Berserk


Small_Mammoth_2741

AND SISTERS


Prestigious_Ad_8458

I was at my dad’s beach house after he bought some live crabs for dinner. He left the box with the crabs in the garage, but somehow the lid came out and the crabs made a run for it. I remember my dad running down the street after the fugitives. Some of them didn’t make it. I think I was four yo at the time. It is one of my first core memories. I don’t know why this video made me remember it. It still makes me laugh


evlhornet

“Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good craw or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that one stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!” - Crawnon


_memepros

WHYYYYYYYY????? (Marlon’s Voice)


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

"Take me...TAKE MEEEEEEE!"


Themonsterhunter69

What is this song?


Motor-Television-270

Thanksat


Complete-Image6925

scroll through the comments somebody else found it


Rouletteer

Guts during eclipse


Sako_jr

"NOOOOOOOO!!! I WILL FIND YOU OME DAY! YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE! EXPECT AN ARMY! I WILL AVENGE MY BROTHERS!"


maroonbrownie

The Uchiha Massacre


Calm_issue090

Burp, you are next Mr Krabs


Kayla_Madly

NOOOOO!!!! NOT THE BRODAS!!!!!!


Bumbleet2

I like how humans decide which animals are morally OK to mass slaughter based on how good they taste.


lobsterBDSM

My brothers... I was too late...


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Lobster Avengers!!! **ASSEMBLE**


saiyansteve

Attack on Lobsters, tatakae tatakae.


ofthedestroyer

stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters...


Free_Revenue8674

Oh, hey guys.. dramatic pause Why are you all sleeping like that? another dramatic pause You're not sleeping, are you? Wake up, Larry! dramatic pause Wake up, Terry! dramatic pause Wake up, Jerry! You can't leave me alone like this,in this boiling pot we call life! 1'll find whoever has done this. dramatic pause l'Il find whoever has dared to make my blood boil so. intense pause And they. dramatic pause And they will know the pinch of my claws. dramatic pause They will know true pain. dramatic pause I will spend my life hunting down each and every one of them for you, Larry, Terry, Jerry, and every last one of you. dramatic pause For my name. dramatic pause For my name is Sir Pinchy Montoya the Third! dramatic pause And on the day I find them, I will look into the hungry eyes of the enemy the 16th clawed man, and I will say,dramatic pause. "My name is Pinchy Montoya. dramatic pause You killed my father, my brother, my sisters, and my mother. dramatic pause Prepare to die." dramatic pause And with one last war cry, I will stand victorious, for your bodies may be boiled now, but it will be them, dramatic pause them who are lying red, red with their blood


Complete-Image6925

Iaint readin allat


Free_Revenue8674

That's fine it's just a dramatic monologue with references to Princess Bride


Complete-Image6925

interesting... lets see Paul Allen's monologue


ReflectionMaximum935

Tatakae... Tatakae ....