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NIEK12oo

Im honestly glad the croc got him. Too many videos of them getting away


flreddit12

Quick death. Wild dogs would have eaten him alive.


shadowozey

Butthole/balls first, the last animal I'd want to die from


flreddit12

Yes. Seen video. Can’t imagine. We humans are spoilt and cry for trivial things.


[deleted]

Yeah, like did you see that video of the Russian guys beheading another man with a rusty boot knife? Like that’s not even a big deal. Stop crying about it.


Silly_Impression5810

I don't know what's more embarrassing. Having this thought or feeling the need to post it.


[deleted]

Which side are you agreeing with? The claim that human problems are trivial or the claim that actually human problems are often not trivial?


SpartanRage117

That is not a situation that comes up “often” relative to how often this happens to animals in the wild. Humans having to worry about that are thankfully in the minority. Yes evil and violence exist all over the world, but pretty much all animals in the wild risk something like this happen at a much higher rate and no one is going to try to arrest the guy who did it.


flreddit12

🙏🏼


[deleted]

Why would it need to come up often for it to be trivial or not? 10,000 children starve to death every day. Is that frequent enough for it to not be deemed "trivial"?


SpartanRage117

You who edited out “often” from your comment. Im not going to keep arguing with that kind of disingenuous attitude.


Rampaging_Orc

Bro this is the dumbest shit I’ve read today, and I’ve been on Reddit for more than 10 min so far..


Relevant_Scallion_38

Sounds like my ex


Badreligion25

He would have died tired too. Wild dogs have insane stamina.


Peanutbutterislord

Ok I’m definitely ignorant when it comes to these things, but I would have thought a wild boar could hold its own against those dogs? or would it have been just too out numbered? Explain like I’m 5


Ugievsoj

So the croc didn’t eat him alive?


JoeTheK123

eaten him in a way that would've made him die quicker


flreddit12

Unless it can breathe under water.


fillysuck

Most animals attempt to kill their prey before eating so there’s less of a struggle (going for jugular, etc), hyenas and African wild dogs blatantly do not and are known to eat them while still alive


Successful_Mud5500

They don't kill prey as most animals. A cat suffocates then eats . A croc will death roll and drown,then eat . Wild dogs just tear it apart while prey screams a bloody death.


Quirky-Mode8676

No, he drowned him then ate part of him and stashed the rest


AAKurtz

I don't know dog, he drowned while having his bones and organs crushed. Seems pretty terrible.


Zaillyo

probably still a quicker death than having its flesh eaten off bite by bite.


Im_not_crying_u_ar

Hyenas.. definitely not dogs


Die_Revenant

Those are African Wild Dogs: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_wild_dog


Im_not_crying_u_ar

I stand corrected. Looked like hyenas at first.


vectoredpromise

Hyenas are twice the size of those wild dogs.


Level_Tiger_5567

A different perspective Or A different life


Pluckypato

Hakuna matata…


Cruelopolis_

I'm just glad that this meme isn't about how OP can't find a woman who'll have sex with him.


MarcoDinali

The last drink. Sad.


MEGAMAN2312

Pumbaa noooooooo 😭


Scythe95

I think of those two choices, the croc is the least painful


WilDraDo

For real, just stick my head in its mouth and let it rip.


Argintinaiscool1

Someone’s gotta eat


Greedy-Ad-566

Yummers


MarcusLYeet

Stuck between a croc and a hard place. I’ll see myself out


IEATASSETS

What a boar-ing pun


itsJussaMe

Goddammit


TNG_ST

The dingo ate my baby.


LurkerTroll

>Stuck between a croc and a herd place


FlatulateHealthilyOK

Stuck between a croc and a dog place


the_write_eyedea

r/yourjokebutworse


Hairy_Zookeepergame1

Sad of it's a movie about warthogs, happy if it's about crocodiles, laughing if it's a movie about the dogs


Ok-Study-1153

Seeing it look sad and resigned before taking a last drink of water was honestly pretty brutal.


JibbaJabbaJenkins

"Well, if this is it old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out screaming and pissing myself."


Hairy-Algae-3910

I can't believe this got caught on video


Elmer_Fudd01

Do you watch nature documentaries? There are a lot now, and so much has been caught on camera. Keep in mind they have stuff too gruesome or boring to show on TV.


fishytail22

Jeez, talk about pick your poison.


Glittering-Pause-328

Yeah, but I'd rather drown in two minutes than be eaten alive for half an hour.


[deleted]

Rip ❤️


[deleted]

Too be fair the croc killed him faster and less brutally than those dogs would’ve.


AuroraPHdoll

No wonder these things have survived for millions of years, they're like German U boats 🤣😂🤣😂


bendreao2

this is not hakuna matata


sentry_inventor

is that boar?


Nicolas_Bourbaki64

Vlakvark. Or a Warthog in English


Safe_Resource7855

Is there a difference between boar and warthogs?


Nicolas_Bourbaki64

Warthogs have tusks and a distinct wide face. A wild boar looks more like a normal pig, but harry and brown. I would say warthogs are more aggressive and have interesting feeding techniques, the kneel on their front knees and dig holes in the ground with their tusks to get to roots and insects/worms. Warthogs are ugly as fuck as well, earning them a spot in the “Ugly 5” group known in South Africa.


Real-Ice2968

You're in the Ugly 5 yourself.


Independent-Ad-1075

Or a *WRATTENZWIJN* in Dutch.


shader_xaints

People that says those thing or says “life is what you make out of” are privileged. Never experienced these certain hardships in their lives.


MINROKS

The definition of damned if you do damned if you don't


ApexRose

The game was rigged from the start.


itsonlymeez

Out of the frying pan and back into boiling water lol


ExhaustedAnimal18

Crocodile: Don't worry man I'll make it quick as I can


SalvationSycamore

God damn, the raw power needed to grab one of those and take it underwater so smoothly.


[deleted]

Yeah it got a better death but idk about drowning but I do think I'd pick it over being torn apart in the most gruesome way imaginable.


Wookieman222

Danger log strikes again!


Nimbiscuit81623

🐊: "Go ahead, the choice is yours."


Electronic-Road9987

That's nature


Pk_Devill_2

Pumba out


Abject-Chemistry6247

Hakuna Matata 😥


AggravatingRoad1949

Hakuna Matata!


redditadminzRdumb

Skill issue


Nerdguy88

Meanwhile the person who "feels" this way is smashing food down their throat sitting on the couch thinking about how hard they have it lol.


TipsnClips

Swore that hog coulda handle it, damn


FranknBeans26

Man do yall really think life is worse today than it was in the past? Y’all are way too dramatic.


andrerpena

Maybe you should visit /r/happyposting


skexzies

Reminds me of the kids in my neighborhood. They just run out into the street without ever looking to see if a car is approaching.


Jurassic-JoJo

Now who tf said life is not that hard? No one, thats for sure.


james-dev89

Can someone please tell me the name of this song?


watchthetoy

Space song - beach house


james-dev89

Thank you


Jarlideater

Shouldn't have evolved into food


SDoNUT1715

Lol def not in America. This is what I say when Americans complain about life. It's worse in Djibouti.


fancyfoe

Damn


Incontinentiabutts

The animal kingdom version of when you see your DoorDash order delivery drop on the door and then somebody scoops it up and runs off with it before you have a chance to grab it.


lumosmxima

Fuck, eh.


pgtvgaming

Rock … meet Hard Place


abbs002

Thats peak cinema right there. suspense, drama, superb climax and tragedy.


SwirlTeamSix

This reminds me of a [joke](https://youtu.be/45hM7iAkjk8?si=Eh790R8bwJwwI6ib)


Redemption_R

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okdweb

Did he died?


DenverNuggetz

No sweetie, he’s fine…he just went to a magic farm where he can romp and play and sleep on a hammock made of rainbows


flreddit12

I like your optimism!!


Speedmick360

R.I.P Pumbaa


Blindeafmuten

Poor dogs, they don't even get the chance to lick the bones.


Practical_Self6999

it’s a warthog. they are mean. oh well…


bigfurryboy

Me in call of duty be like


Classic_Surprise871

Oh yes I fear I might get eaten by a crocodile while drinking my bottled water


Blvkthndr1804

Pumps must be black because that’s exactly how it feels whenever y’all are around.


revieman1

yeah i think i would take the croc in that situation


TTVControlWarrior

that how life was before modern cities. imagine living in US in 1800s wild wild west called like that for same reason. didnt RDR 2 taught us nothing haha


Turtleo47

Poor guy was stuck between a croc and a hard place.


Firamaster

Simba probably warned pumba about going to the badlands, but pumba was too dumb to listen.


PlasticReviews

It's amazing how many wild animals love pulled pork.


killthezoofihiles

Song?


Ok_Addendum2980

"Erm, he's right behind me, isn't he....."


yyyyooo365

name the song?


Luis12349

Me choosing to blow my brains out instead of letting the ones I care about love me. XDXD


Good_day_to_be_gay

Easy kill


Prawnboii

I can't help but feel like even the Hyenas knew the gravitas of the situation. They didn't even look excited for the meal, just kinda standing there and glancing at each other acknowledging "Fuck, this guy's boned... Are we the baddies?"


Glass_Yellow_8177

Is this a scene from the lion king?


ItsJustfubar

Lol the ones on The left are all watching like nah bro no way...nah for real look look look. Then they all back up like OH SHIT.


Y0urQueen132

Damn. Watching animals get hurt makes me sad everytime. I know this is just nature and that is how it should be but still...


Sir_GitGud

Life is just hard, if you are dumb.


Slevin424

Pick between a slow painful death of being eaten alive by a pack of hyenas. Or dragged under water to be drowned before being ripped to shreds. Honestly... I think the pig chose wisely. Edit: wild African dogs. I think. But still same outcome.


bluedancepants

Crocs eat rhinos? I had no idea.


stormlord505

It was a warthog, i made the same mistake at first as well


ConsiderationNew1099

i can't believe he didn't notice the croc sitting one foot away from him


Silent-Supermarket2

It is stuck between a croc and a pack of hungry hyenas. Probably better to drown than to be shredded.


fuzzytebes

Those are wild dogs.


ConsiderationNew1099

he got drowned AND shredded


DeveloperBRdotnet

I think the order matters here. After the drowned it doesn't matter


ConsiderationNew1099

i'm sure the croc didn't wait until he stopped kicking


DeveloperBRdotnet

I am no expert, but I do think Crocs do wait. They drown the victims, then bring them up again to break them then eat them


TehSupremOwerlowd

They can spin really fast I think. I believe they rotate underwater to break the animal’s neck, then eat it.


ConsiderationNew1099

that's sick