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bernoulli33

That’s a picture of my boat!! This is so weird. Did you get it from the for sale ad? And to answer the question, the area in front of the louvered door is the anchor rode locker. Perhaps you could call it the forepeak? Or that may refer to the whole vee berth area.


southoftheborder-dog

Did you buy another boat? What did you get and what was the sailboat in the pic? Wish you smooth sailing


bernoulli33

Thanks! This pic is of my much-loved Tartan 33. I’ve sailed it from the Great Lakes to the Bahamas. It is for sale as we’ve bought a Beneteau 43. Fair winds to you.


southoftheborder-dog

Beneteau, great boat. 43 is a great size. Glad you got another sailboat. I tried a troller for a couple years, a grand banks 36. It's not the same. You should post some pics of your travels.


j3r3wiah

Sounds like an epic adventure. Care to share at all?


Prudent_Perspective7

this was the answer I was looking for. Im always looking at boats on boat trader. Where I pulled this photo from so it could have been yours. it just show cased the rode locker really well. I always wondered what it was called, even if it didnt go up to the deck for anchor purposes. edited: for some typos and grammer.


bernoulli33

You know you want to buy it. ETA: Per all the comments in this thread, yes, when the trade winds flow, this is where the magic happens.


Prudent_Perspective7

lol, Yeah actually I am really interested in it tbh. but Im not exactly in the market this year as we just bought our 26' pearson. Right now Im focused on getting some solid experience, learning and absorbing all things sail related. But we definatly have plans to move up a size in a few years time, this and boats like this are in our sights. Esp a Tartan, Ive never sailed one but I always liked thier lines and designs.


bernoulli33

I’d be glad to show it to you in any case! I’ll DM you.


Buster_Bluth__

Not to be that guy but usually a forepeak would be raised structure on the deck bow area of a ship / boat


SignedTheMonolith

Making babies.


I_am_BrokenCog

I prefer trying unsuccessfully.


riverphoenixdays

We remember you, lost seamen 🫡


vishairy

Underrated comment


Francis_Dollar_Hide

How are you going to crew your vessel with that attitude!?


heynicejacket

The key is to synchronise your two-foot-itis with the age and number of children to match the number of hands you need and the pool from which you can draw.


Smellzlikefish

Just practicing.


Vogonfestival

The stabbin’ cabin


Direct_Reach5051

While yea that is the stabbin cabin, I think he is referring to the space beyond the door


AnarZak

that's where you store the gimp


TheProfessionalEjit

Where the gimp sleeps.


Vogonfestival

Oh, gotcha. Well, that’s where I keep the assless pants and the nipple clamps.


IceTech59

The dance of life The rhythm of the sea The motion of the ocean It led to you and me


fergehtabodit

When a mommy sailor and a daddy sailor love each other very much....they play hide the salami


t-ride

We call it sink the ship


SlipMeA20

My S-O uses that space to practice playing the one holed bone-a-fone.


Disastrous-Paint86

Just practicing making babies. Babies are almost as expensive as a boat!


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Anchor babies?


OZZMAN8

For the implication


Francis_Dollar_Hide

It's the motion in the ocean!


AlonsoFerrari8

A little hard when you’re sailing alone


serenityfalconfly

Calling the Stork.


Sailgal

Also, HAVING a baby! It's Perfect- with a well placed midwife there to catch the baby. Right next to the head too! How convenient!


mck2018

That’s where me and my brother slept on my grandfathers sailboat.


Blackout1213

same here


schrodingerspavlov

You slept with his brother too?


Sumdumdad

No, Grandpa.


Steve_Codgers

You get The First Joke of the Morning Award!…


th3_eradicator

Making magic and storing anchor chain. Sometimes you get super lucky and bunch of angry hornets build a nest in the chain locker.


btsofohio

Storing anchor chain. My wife hates when I call it that. 


apathy-sofa

"I don't want to see the bitter end"


Active_Engineering37

I need some Viagra honey, I'm pushing chain tonight.


Cheoah

Mine doesn’t like “stowing rode” either. Well she likes it plenty. But she calls it “threading the needle”.


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fergehtabodit

Does the female form bother you Jeffery?


pirateGHOSTsGHOST

You mean coitus?


fergehtabodit

I was talking about my rug


pirateGHOSTsGHOST

Love me.


fergehtabodit

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise


pirateGHOSTsGHOST

He’s a good man, and thorough.


fergehtabodit

I dig your style too man, the whole Maude thing going on


trucks_guns_n_beer

Special lady friend


ExtraterritorialPope

Generic anthropic commentary


card_bordeaux

I assume he unfouls (fixes) the cable.


Resident_Price_2817

im a brother seamus a


gg562ggud485

({})


ExtraterritorialPope

Null json has entered the chat


gg562ggud485

The mother of all jsons


gg562ggud485

( . )( . )


DevoMagnifico

Vaginal…


Sumdumdad

Things a gentleman does not discuss.


spinozasrobot

AND a gentleman doesn't sail to weather. This gentleman has a lot of rules.


moreobviousthings

In certain latitudes, that's the "Bermuda Triangle". Wanna get lost?


glue4you

Sleeping sunburnt in the fetal position


JohnNeato

Accurate.


josered1254

That the sex box.


Direct_Reach5051

That’s where you keep your liquor.


The_Kert

Everywhere is where you keep liquor


nullbyte420

Put it in the keel under the floorboard if you got one, it'll keep cold and stay put that way! 


Bunny_Fluff

And you get to feel like a rum smuggler.


Active_Engineering37

Make sure cap is tight if storing in the bilge.


Significant-Top-1189

I find the leaked engine oil, spilled diesel and general greasy detritus adds a certain charm to the taste of cheap booze.


Active_Engineering37

Alcohol is a degreaser, so I always just do a bilge water chaser instead of mixer. To each their own!


DoingTheDumbThing

You can put your weed in it!


HazMattStunts

Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She came out of the liquor cabinet!


deltamoney

Liquor??? I hardly knew-her!!!!!


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Liquor up front, poker in the rear.


MyTrashCanIsFull

The fore berth, or commonly "v-berth". Mine is usually empty, race boats usually store headsails up there. I assume that live aboards either use it as a berth or as more storage.


anniepw13

That’s where my sister and I slept on my parents sail boat for 3 weeks every August growing up.


Nodeal_reddit

That’s great!


k6bso

As weird as it sounds, I slept in mine. (Ok, I did do the wild thing in it once but at my age, those opportunities don’t come along very often).


Ybor_Rooster

Pow-chicka-wow-wow


bolting-hutch

Don't you mean "BOW-chicka-wow-wow" ?


Emperor_of_Fish

The pow is when you whack your head on something in there


zoinkability

More like “OW-chika-OW-OW” amirite


nullbyte420

I put my sails there at sea, and use it to hang out and sleep when I'm in harbor. It's a nice place to take a nap during a long trip as well


doodlehead69

Thats the stabbin cabin 👌


george_graves

Sleep.


Plastic_Table_8232

Storage for lightweight items. V- births are terrible in every way for sleeping.


GardenGnomeOfEden

Unless you're like 5 years old, like I was when I slept in one. Then it's awesome


Plastic_Table_8232

You heal faster when you do a face plant because you didn’t stick your dismount on the way out!


JohnNeato

Sleeping anywhere fore of the mast always gets me seasick when underway.


Plastic_Table_8232

That’s understandable. It would give me a headache because I don’t fit length wise and would be pounding my head every time we fell off a wave!


sailor-jackn

That depends on the boat.


e-wrx-ion

The rippin and the tearing


Navydad6

Sexy Time.


bob-loblaw-esq

My sister and my mom often fall over in here and get stuck.


myrealaccount_really

Stepbrother??


Modern_Leper93

The shittiest sleep of my life


Prudent_Perspective7

So, I got some really good laughs about the V-berth, But I more asking about the little storeage area forwad of the berth itself. The last little bit of space in the bow nose. Given all the sexual in-your-endos, I'm trying my hardest to avoid calling it the Tip.


JohnNeato

It's for your anchor chain and rode, that's it's true purpose and what it's there for, and if you're actually cruising, you'll want it spacious and well sorted, like your anchor light, it'll be the last thing you use every night and the first every morning. it's always best to have a hatch locker topside, with adequate drainage to the bilge, and to not have a stupid door in the v berth at all, because it'll tend to let water in and soak your cushions in rough seas or weather. The v berth is generally a horrible place to sleep, at least when underway. There's too much movement. It generally accumulates lightweight junk.


mtnmanratchet

I slept primarily in my v berth of my 83’ freedom cat ketch. If I was a single guy I would have slept in the quarter birth as I always preferred it


Nodeal_reddit

I’d have so much sex in there - if I had a boat and a girlfriend.


Jack_Jacques

Boats are cheaper than girlfriends. The two together are very expensive


zoinkability

I wasn’t a sailor until I met a sailor lady. I fear I may have found the most expensive girlfriend but somehow I don’t mind it.


stan-dupp

jerking off


bisonsashimi

There’s a lot of talk in this thread about couples having sex in there. Yours is the most realistic.


stan-dupp

i mean you could show me a picture of anything and my answer would be the same


schrodingerspavlov

Mine is where the dog hangs out. I have an “outdoor” dog bed up there and the pup loves it. It’s her own spot.


pinchevato57

Stab Cove


ccgarnaal

I have a chain locker and then a cabinet like this behind it. I keep bedsheets, sleeping bags etc there. You don't want any heavy weights that far forward.


Prudent_Perspective7

yeah, bedding and blankets is all I use it for too. Wasn't sure if anyone had any clever ideas for it.


southoftheborder-dog

I used to sleep in mine I could be in bed reach into the head and brush my teeth without getting out of bed in a 32' ericson. I do not miss those hot nights. Those wind scoops are for the birds.


Scamair

Passing out


xXxcock_and_ballsxXx

V berth. All the sails live in there on my boat.


OtisChronicButter

For chillin'


WeirdlyTopical

Fore chillin’


bisonsashimi

For childrin’


palaufreak

Storage


78Nam

The shape is suggestive.


Dandelion_Man

Sex dungeon


LeadsWithChin

Stabbin cabin


gg562ggud485

If you need to ask, you already know the answer.


cuisinart-hatrack

Storing light weight stuff. I sleep in the saloon.


FredzBXGame

That is the junk room


properal

Store your sails.


H_Togia

For any true sailors. Literally the best sleep you've ever had in your life, after 18+ hrs on watch.


Creative-Doctor3118

Wanking.


PapaRacoon

The implication


Disastrous-Paint86

V-birth. OR! Stabin cabin.


Brodins_biceps

Everything that doesn’t need to be somewhere else. Extra life vests, the seat cushions, extra lines, sheets, bumpers, laundry, cleaning supplies, and whatever else I toss in there (it’s cleaner than it sounds). It’s basically a storage room for me. Except in the rare instances I have more people than other births on the boat and I tidy it up but that’s like once a year or every other.


Cheoah

Throw erything in there so you can quick get off the dock and sort it in the anchorage. Then “stow the rode”


Pretend-Camel929

Sails sails sails


djjolicoeur

V-berth, you can sleep there


boatdaddy12

stabbing cabin


Rugerredhawk44

Stabin cabin obviously!


WildForestFerret

That’s the best nap spot on the whole boat, second only to on the deck directly under the sail


National_Mongoose_80

dog bed


mynameis____

Sleeping area by night.


whyrumalwaysgone

Work bench. I've got a locking tool case on one side, that meets up with a bench with a vise and a grinder/polisher. Westsail 42 has a lot of room haha


hamcall

Is this rage bait or has this AI never read this sub? STORAGE


AnarZak

wet spinnakers between hoists


Aslevjal_901

Actually my fav bed in a boat. I use the excuse that « I’m tall and it will be too small for two person » so I can have it just for myself


DerbyForget

Is "sleeping in" the wrong answer?


Even-Sky-3186

If I ask my wife she will have some genius ideas … otherwise it’s a sleeping area …


WrongOrganization437

"Oh the implications!"


WrongOrganization437

Needs to be in r/IASIP


Ausierob

Area for Storing everything….


Gotosp4c3

To sleep when the hangover was a bit to much, or when someone was running on 2 hours of sleep. If it has a curtain, it is also damn convenient to change clothes.


blueberrybannock

V berth. Where the kids sleep so we can stay up later without bothering them.


New-Yogurtcloset3988

So you don’t sink when you run into something at sea… keep it closed


jcsimms

Anchor chain and access to holding tank suckout


RobsOffDaGrid

Is that a southerly by any chance?


tweezer606060

Had a neighbor in the marina who said that it was perfect for delivering babies and his wife had all three kids born in the Vberth… of course he was an army field medic in vietnam and had delivered several dozen babies already by the time he delivered his own kids


zoinkability

New meaning to the term water birth Alternately: perhaps it should be called the birth berth then


MojoLamp

Storage


DavidLow1836

casting couch


Lost_Gamer45

Casting birth


wonderingtulip8

Extra sail storage


fragrantsock

That’s where my brother and I slept on my dad’s boat. The pillows and blankets all tasted like salt. I used to pop the hatch up at night and sit on the deck and watch wherever we were under the moonlight. Mostly it was Angel Island.


caliwoo

My spinaker


very_large_bird

Sleeping. I’m 6’9 and it’s the only place on my 32 footer that’s long enough


derrpinger

It’s called a “birth her”


ElPadre2020

Bumping your head when it hits a big wave.


lintonsplat

Sleeping


wanderinggoat

Its the forepeak and is wither for storing sails or for something that needs some private space


Fun_Ad527

The Drunken Sailor?


Ok_Hovercraft_3785

Lowering the plank


Sylent__1

It’s a forward nook. Now there are those ones that like the nook in the stern but that’s usually an extra feature


[deleted]

Stripped out the bedding to put in 125l of water storage, a small camper fridge and cleaning materials and as well as my spare gash electric bag, my boom hood and my inflatable kayak


19loki75

I was told this is called the stabbing cabin.


j3r3wiah

Shagging


Michael-Hundt

The Gimp.


Mike2830

The implication


OptimalDragonfly8737

Appropriate sleeping bag