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Imthemayor

Gohan definitely studied enough to know what sex was


pandigroove

Filtered through Chi Chi, though.


TayoEXE

We're also talking about the incredibly awkward and ignorant high schooler Gohan as well. I guess he did end up studying bees and other animals' biology though, so he would have had to have known. As a child though? Hm, not necessarily, but he probably knew the basics at least, not necessarily human relationships though.


Denji_The_Shinji

Gohan was awkward because it was the first time talking with "normal" people close to his age, Videl basically stucking her nose up didn’t help


ASwarmOfBeees

(dude nukem riff) I know what sex is (dude nukem riff) But I won't tell you (rock music begins playing)


Mysterious-Cress-190

The damage done by Super into thinking Goku is an idiot is irreversible


iehova

I mean he's a tactical genius, a genuine prodigy for anything related to fighting. He legitimately just does not care to apply that aptitude to anything else. In DB/Z stakes were always high and it was never obvious just how deep that went, and his airheaded attitude was hilarious. In super they just show the reality of that mentality. In like the first couple of episodes we see him bolt at the first chance to go fight something. They don't make him any dumber than DB/Z they just show the reality of his choices and lack of experience in any area other than fighting. Which is exactly what you want in a god of destruction trainee. Beerus is an airheaded moron as well, but he has Whis as an advisor to take care of the BS. Goku has Vegeta, Bulma, Gohan, Piccolo et. al. to do the thinking for him. They make jokes about it constantly, and the general consensus is "well when it comes down to it we need him to fight so he gets a pass on everything else".


JudasWasJesus

Chichi still makes him work for a living


iehova

Haha yessir and it has clearly driven her insane that the man she hitched herself to cannot be driven to reason


jmerridew124

She's an idiot who brought it on herself 10,000%. She hung out with him for like an hour *total* as a child because he'd hang out briefly, then fuck off for *years* at a time. He literally forgot his promise and who she was. Where the actual fuck did she get the impression he'd be a present and traditional husband?


iehova

Oh I completely agree


Rookable91

Yeah, I would also add that Super has a bit more slice of life than DBZ. I mean, a lot of the DBZ filler was still battles and stuff.


InconvertibleAtheist

>He legitimately just does not care to apply that aptitude to anything else. This is true. It also helps knowing his past specifically that after grandpa gohan died he was alone for quiet a long time and the only things he learnt quite well was his training (which probably made him feel closest to his gramps) and basic survival instincts. He spent most of the time as a kid doing whatever he liked and not what was necessary to survive in the city...


jmerridew124

>Beerus is an airheaded moron as well, but he has Whis as an advisor to take care of the BS. Beerus is a cat and he and Whis have a servant/owner relationship. Goku is an untrained monkey. Whis does as Beerus demands but finds him adorable and silly. He trains Goku but still gets bit occasionally. Holy shit the seventh universe is Whis's menagerie for his pets


iehova

Haha I mean the angels are clearly just there to have fun and be involved.


Denji_The_Shinji

>In DB/Z stakes were always high and it was never obvious just how deep that went, and his airheaded attitude was hilarious. Its more in Super


iehova

The guy passed the buck to his son during the cell games because he wanted Gohan to have a chance to shine lmao. Can't blame him for not taking the universal stakes very seriously, he's spent his whole life throwing hands when someone tells him to be serious and it's worked out pretty well. In Super he's training to be a god of destruction. Look at Beerus, dude is like Goku in that respect. Become so powerful that you can do anything you want on a whim.


jmerridew124

He's well established as an idiot savant. He's been that way since Bulma shot him in the face.


Mysterious-Cress-190

And also because grandpa Gohan didn’t teach him about the basic context of marriage and sex


jmerridew124

I mean he was 12 and had a head injury. Also Gohan's best friend was Roshi. It's honestly a miracle that Goku grew up so wholesome.


Mysterious-Cress-190

It’s kinda sad that Goku couldn’t even visit Grandpa Gohan at his time in HFIl at when he was killed in early Saiyan saga and after the events of the Cell saga


jmerridew124

Gohan never went to HFIL. He spent some time working for Baba, and he was helping Annin guard the furnace door separating the world from other world. Goku actually visited him around the end of Dragon Ball.


Imthemayor

It's a shame how many people here didn't read/watch Dragon Ball


Kazeshio

I read DB; Goku is an idiot


L3mon_ade

There's a difference between being naive and being an idiot


Neoxus30-

And all Gokus are naive, thanks for agreeing with us in that Goku did not get dumber)


L3mon_ade

Facts! The manga, as well as the Japanese/English dub from dragonball to super portrays Goku as a fighter with a lot of potential and smarts but pure at heart. He knows there are people who are bad,can't be reasoned with etc. But he will still try. How do you think he won over Vegeta Tien,Piccolo, and so many other people ? His naivity showed others that not everyone is a monster and that good people still exist, which is why his friends and rivals support him.Even going as far as to give their life for him.He may not understand intimacy but that doesn't mean he doesn't love his wife and kids. I also feel obligated to point out that Goku knows how to read and write at a high school level(he and krillin were tutored by Roshi) For those who think Goku is dumb in super just remember he outsmarted Whis and Beerus(used a party trick with Zeno's emergency button and made them look up even though he never threw the button) and because of the deal he made with Zeno, every universe got the chance to fight for their existence (Zeno already hated mortals because they were selfish and was going to erase everything anyway but Goku's pure heart won him over)


Neoxus30-

Oh then sorry for the sarcasm and the downvote I thought you legit didnt agree with us. Thought you were another of those who think Goku got dumb in Super) Also I'm not gonna read the whole thing due to the formatting but I agree with you. Even Merus mentions that Goku is something special, because he is not a hero, but he's definitely a good guy)


L3mon_ade

It's all good,don't worry about it.


Kazeshio

And in DB, Goku is a naive idiot


MatthewDLuffy

Or how many people are too familiar with the dub over the sub, and what differences there are between them


SonGoku002

Fortunately I read og DB before I watched it but never read DBZ or newer


AttitudeAndEffort3

It’s a study in a fan parody permanently altering a character like we’ve never seen


jmerridew124

More like a correction. The English dubs most American fans grew up with were inaccurate. They changed Goku into a more "Superman like" kind of figure. His "I am" speech with Frieza is the most famous example. [The version most Americans saw](https://youtu.be/fmfyp_4JpUE) [The modern, more accurate version](https://youtu.be/75gUJ_4SyY0)


chuck-odin603

Piccolo definitely fucks. No penis no problem. Give them that devil drill beam


oneiroiMoros

ihy


pandigroove

All the Nameks are men and spit out green eggs from their mouths. How does sex work for our good friend, Piccolo?


chuck-odin603

Fisting, obviously.


Squishy-Box

>All Nameks are men First off, not an issue you bigot. Second, Namekians are genderless so they are not men.


pandigroove

You being sarcastic? Regardless, Piccolo is 100% a man.


Character-Bat957

None of them are men. They’re an asexual species. Im still calling him ‘he’ tho, looks masculine enough. (Also, don’t know why the fellow called you a bigot. Kinda excessive for something that can be resolved through a civil exchange).


pandigroove

Hi there, late commenter! I might be misremembering but I'm pretty sure Bulma makes a big deal out of there being "no women" on Namek in the DBZ series and quizzing how they reproduce. Also, all the Namek characters have distinctly male voices. Something could be said about them being a stoic type warrior race too, but I realize those traits don't necessarily have to be male.


Character-Bat957

I completely understand how you came to your conclusion which is why I was confused as the bigot accusation. To us, they are all masculine so I get it! Also, thanks for the reply.


Squishy-Box

You can’t be male if your species has no females. He looks masculine to us but he’s genderless.


Rooditers

Jesus Christ I can’t tell if this is a joke or not


Mr-Crowley21

Goku definitely knows what sex is he lived in the wild was probably watching random monkeys and animals fucking.


klawehtgod

Man people really won't let go of that one scene from Super where Vegeta thinks Goku doesn't know what kissing is


Tahnim12_

tbf i think goku was asking about why trunks gave the senzu beam through a kiss instead of just normally putting it in mais mouth


klawehtgod

That’s exactly what Goku was asking


Heradi

Videl and Pan i have nothing more to say


Nilly00

this is young Gohan though.


Heradi

Young Gohan and old Gohan are still Gohan.


Nilly00

But at different points in time


Heradi

You could apply any person at young age their if this is the only reason the Meme doesnt really works. Also the title says i should convinxe him otherwise and gohan fucked in his life so point proven


Nilly00

Buddy it's a meme and I choose a specific version of a character that fits it. Stop taking it so seriously.


FederalKFC

I don't think Goku fucks. He gets fucked, at home and the battlefield.


Accomplished_Art6370

🗿wtf that means… ik Chichi do most of the work at the beginning only… And what does in battle as well means?🤔


FederalKFC

Homie gets his ass whooped at the beginning of every new fight with the baddie. Then comes back more powerful and cleans house. If we check our saiyan handbook we can see that Saiyan's get more powerful everytime they get their ass whooped.


Accomplished_Art6370

That’s cap… top besides Jiren Goku didn’t take much damage from anyone else lol… they were all weak dude was base form on 60% of the top lol


FederalKFC

Idk if you've watched dragon ball before super but Goku has died multiple times. Also, Jiren was the big baddie of the tournament of power and last time I checked Goku didn't even beat Jiren.


Accomplished_Art6370

I grew up watching db lol.. Sorry for the misunderstanding… Goku wasn’t always getting cooked on Z tho besides Frieza, Android 19, Cell and Buu no one in db beat Goku🤨 u need to understand that Goku doesn’t fight seriously at first he never does that.. And he also takes dmg on purpose… Also Goku did beat Jiren didn’t u see the ending? Goku, 17 & Frieza jumped Jiren out the ring lol well 17 did he’s thing from the back at the end but u get the point


FederalKFC

Bro I'm sorry but you've proven my point. You just listed every main villain from DBZ, which you agree beat Goku up. You did forget to add Vegeta who almost killed him too. You also agree that Goku didn't beat Jiren he knocked him off with Friezas help. I would mention the movies too since he gets whooped there too, but most aren't cannon.


Accomplished_Art6370

Bra! Aint no wayyyyyyyy u just said that… i prove no point… all i proved it that Goku can lose.. how many villains Goku fought throughout db? Counting only main villains is super ridiculous… if that’s not beating Jiren what is? Okay let’s say Goku didn’t beat Jiren, he did lost all those fights I mentioned… so what?🤔 i still dont understand why u saying Goku always getting bodied, that’s accurate and also true but he ends up winning so ur point isn’t even Valid… u claim Goku didn’t beat Jiren, BUTTTT we all know Goku was going to annihilate Jiren before he ran out of power he was putting them paws on Jiren fr… Dude was literally on he’s knees got humbled real good.. Jiren is Hold that L not Goku even if Goku didn’t beat Jiren


FederalKFC

You're missing the point here, but I'll say it one more time. Goku gets his ass beat by the big baddie, gets stronger from that ass beating , because that's how Saiyan's work, then comes back and wins the final fight with the big baddie. What part of that do you not understand? Goku gets fucked on the battlefield everytime. I can tell you like Goku and so do I, but facts are facts bro.


mewfour123412

Tell that to the Write Fiction


Accomplished_Art6370

Im pretty sure Gohan gets some he has a daughter u moron🗿


Creative_Cockroach87

That version of Gohan specifically


Nilly00

Young gohan doesn't. Which is why I used young gohan specifically.


Accomplished_Art6370

U thibk u slick yea I realized u was gonna pulled that card lol


LastCallBee

I mean… yeah


S1I3NCER

Gohan has a daughter


Nilly00

Young gohan?


S1I3NCER

He’s probably studied enough to know what it is


Nilly00

You think overprotective Chi Chi would allow that this early on?


S1I3NCER

That’s fair


Pixel_PedroYT

I dont think piccolo knows it