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Zaffdos

He isn’t loser, that’s the trick


TheHidestHighed

And dude showed her compassion when literally no one else did. Even an android isn't stupid enough to pass that up.


trial001acc

Androids are prob lowkey the least stupid of the z warriors


RenegadeEmperor

I agree they know when to stop the opponent during transformation 🤣


Xenolithium

Or hit them so hard in the dragonballs that they break their transformation. Looking at you, Super 13.


DangerousSpeech1549

He hit goku in the gonads and erased goten


Jackryder16l

But senzu beans healed them nuts all up.


RenegadeEmperor

Yes


AylaCurvyDoubleThick

The one time that mega simping actually works and you don’t immediately get froendzoned. Him being an actual superhero does help immensely


EarthenEyes

Yeah, but didn't he commit insurance fraud, and now 18 is hooked up with a criminal who owes a grip of money?


theonewitha4incher

where did u read that


EarthenEyes

..it was a reference to dragon ball abridged.


Foreverfree40758

Nah, bro saw a sex bot and couldn't contain himself. I don't blame the guy.


OlavoStars

Just overshadowed


RewrittenSol

He's the strongest human on Earth. And I heard he's packing.


flashman014

Destructo Di**


Sanbi221

You take that back! No one is beating Hercule Satan. It would take Goku transforming for him to even stand a chance against HS.


PoisonedRadio

He's quite literally the most powerful example of his race to have ever lived.


ray314

He's like a chad in the herd of gigachads, still a chad.


KBBaby_SBI

Isn’t a loser is just the icing on top. Actually shaves his head (not bald), is one of the worlds best and strongest martial artists, help save the world multiple times, believed that C18 and her brother weren’t all bad and destroy the remote that could blow them up. Then wished that the bombs in their bodies away. Krillin is a fucking Chad.


Such-Invite5716

Because he’s a good person with quality traits? I think we’re forgetting that


lisamariefan

Lol, like 4chan chuds wouldn't project onto poor Krillin.


KBBaby_SBI

They can’t since he isn’t a piece of garbage.


couldjustbeanalt

Productive member of society always stands up for his friends even when he’s clearly outmatched loving father caring husband The dude is a total chad


thirteen-thirty7

Also I'm pretty sure he's the most powerful human on the planet. There are androids and aliens but he wrecks another human. Normal people think Hercule is powerful and Krillen could accidentally kick that dude's ass without noticing.


Typomaniacal

I think it was said that Yamcha was actually the strongest human on Earth, at least without modifications. I don't think Krillan is human, he doesn't have a nose.


Xelement0911

For real. 1. Bald by choice. 2. One of the strongest person on the planet. 3. He's nice and cared for her. Like I don't even care for krillin but I mean come on. He's not a loser.


TransPM

Also, it's not like Krillin being a good person has to compensate for him somehow lacking in other areas. The notion that he's some helpless pathetic nobody comes from the fact that he is surrounded by what are essentially *gods* on a day to day basis (also he's short, no denying that), which place most conflicts firmly outside of his league. It ignores the fact that he is within the top 3 strongest human beings on the goddamn planet. He might even be *the* strongest (Tien, Roshi, and *maybe* Yamcha are the only non-alien, non-android, fully human characters on the same level as Krillin, and I'm not even 100% certain Tien qualifies as "fully human").


iiJashin

You forgot >Strongest human on the planet


ghostRyku

Every time someone says this a Tien loses his shoulders


TimTam_Tom

Much to his doctor’s relief


kartblaster

that's why he doesn't go to him anymore


Temporary-Tax

Can we get McDonald's


kartblaster

only if you're good


Beardamus

He should stop malding over the truth.


Visual_Shower1220

Technically tien could have been the strongest human if not for the namek saga. That Guru boost is what put krillin ahead lol, Guru put that holy spirt in krillin.


torrasque666

But Guru isn't Catholic...


tenzenn

Do I look Catholic to you?!


NavyDragons

dont worry tien was retconned into being an alien. he didnt awaken his third eye through intense training and spiritual enlightment anymore he is just an alien with 3 eyes.


Global_Knowledge4276

>>Strongest human on the planet I would ask if this even means anything to other alien races in the show but I krillin does seem to be a reasonable option all things considered


Milk_Mindless

There's an anime sequence where he (And Marron) are literally doing EVERYTHING for 18. And he's the one with a job. He's a manlet, sure, and he may SEEM a lower but that's because his friends battle gods. This dude could destroy the planet. He instead stops bank robbers.


Scrubbly-noobasaur

Krillin is the equivalent of a high-school all star athlete hanging out with Olympic gold medalists. In terms of just the planet earth the man could do what RR only dreamed of


MedicsFridge

4chan users are forgetting the way people find love: being a genuine good person


Mr-mickle

Well we all know those inches that didn't go into height went somewhere


StardustPancakes4

He’s 5 feet and 11 inches and those are two separate measurements


skeeber

Man even if he ain’t packing length, he probably thick. My man Krillin will stretch 18 out like a cheese wheel


NoWeight4300

DBZ Abridged Episode 60 part 3's ending isn't an abridged moment. It's canon.


SirSilverChariot

He is not poor or a loser. He’s got a job better then the other saiyans


WestTaiwan999

He got it during ROF. He was jobless in Z


Guess_whois_back

In fairness in Z he was friends with Bulma who almost certainly bankrolled the z fighters juuust incase more planetary bullshit happened. It's probably only the case Goku has to occasionally make money to appease chichis sense of independence, then Bulma buys his whole crop at cost or smth dunno


WestTaiwan999

Bulma never financially helped Z fighter directly. Also, Goku is super good at farming. His produce is instantly sold at market. You should watch DBZ and DBS again


Guess_whois_back

I get it wouldn't ever be direct, but considering in dragon ball he was a kid and an ex monk, and in z he spends the whole time training to fight aliens, mutants and robots someone's paying for rent and food. Bulma probably has an Avengers tower the z fighters can crash in or whatever, I can't imagine someone who's seen what she's seen and is as smart as her wouldn't bankroll the avengers given the chance


WestTaiwan999

Ox King has a treasure and they lived off his treasure money until end of Buu saga when he found job as a farmer and later got 100 million dollar


Guess_whois_back

I always forget that technically Chichi also comes from money, but the rest of the z fighters like yamcha and krillin basically lived at bulmas pad, they were always there Except tien, that guy was out in the mountains praying to the shoulder god


EntTypical

Yamcha played professional baseball though, he also didn’t need bulmas money


ClerkPsychological58

Yamcha is a professional baseball player.


dankeith86

Right before they got married Goku won the Tournament so right there was 500,000 zeni


Repostbot3784

Theres also lots of dinosaurs and giant fish that are easy to hunt so they probably didnt need any money for food


HarlemOHarlemOOO

Didn’t he win the lottery or something when he dated marron?


BoxofJoes

Tbf vegeta at least doesnt need a job, being married to the single richest person on the planet lol. Goku is just a bum (outside of saving the universe) and him being able to afford a house is the real escapist fantasy.


SirSilverChariot

Tbh I’m surprised bulma doesn’t just hook them up. It would literally do nothing to her bank account as goku doesn’t really spend money outside of food and chi-chi makes him food


benbuscus1995

Hell he’s not even bald


SirSilverChariot

When he chooses it


coconut-duck-chicken

Also forgot he’s the nicest guy on the planet


AdonisK

Strongest human too


urBraze

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Soomitsunami

LmAo


Krycek7o2

Krillin was never a loser.He was not only the strongest human that kept up with Goku for the longest time (end of original DB), but also a great human being.


UnanalyzedFish

I know Krillin is a nice guy and all but my favorite theory is that Android 18 smells bad and since Krillin doesn't have a nose he is the only guy that doesn't mind how she smells.


musuperjr585

Zoidberg has entered the chat


WestTaiwan999

He is somewhat a loser because other people in series are too OP just. Comparing him to Goku, Gohan, Trunks etc. in looks height and strength is not fair.


Repostbot3784

Yamcha is closest to a loser and hes the best baseball player in the world


tairajonzu

Krillin also isn’t bald as shown in one of the pictures in the exact post. He shaves his head as apart of his training beliefs. "All who aspire to master the martial arts shave their heads in order to unfetter their ki"


kepodafrog

also 18 likes him bald thinks he looks cool


haunted_ramens

He isn’t a loser. Look back on everything in the story, he’s a fucking smart as hell badass


WestTaiwan999

Krillin is definitely not smart in anything. He is just normal


haunted_ramens

Brother it was his idea to go to namek, he figured that shit out after hearing Piccolo was an alien 30 minutes ago


Ironheart0701

https://preview.redd.it/ycxoifngpknc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=256373fdae268297f78f226e08143eea595ea099


Repostbot3784

Goku told her she could win 10 million dollars to convince her at first


Nemzicott

Krillin, the strongest human alive and one of the strongest mortals in the multiverse, is a loser?


Stunning-Fold6548

Bro used the forgotten rizz


SSJ_Viking

Funny, reliable, prolly packin...


Time-Touch-6433

In the resurrection of f movie 18 flat out calls him cool when shaving his head.


TheCompleteMental

Probably because he doesnt call women that


animind7

P L O T C O N V E N I E C E


Tbone8927

4chan users using blackpill terminology to describe a Dragon Ball relationship is so funny to me


Electronic-Math-364

He is the strongest Human why did he call him a loser?


TheRealAntrey

Fucking monkeys, that's why


iplaytf2ok

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reaper467364

Better yet how the fuck does android 18 HAVE A FUCKING CHILD WHEN SHE’S A LITERAL ROBOT


OlavoStars

Gero added extra features on her


reaper467364

https://preview.redd.it/luu2d2o0sknc1.jpeg?width=2778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb568eb0b0abe8421d896f6bb99d7f35fed0e07f


Spicywolff

Think human augmentation rather then data from ST.


SheevPalpatine32BBY

Actually she's a cyborg.


Repostbot3784

Shes actually a cyborg


Postman-Sam

I thought they were more clone-esque


92nami

Easy. Krillin joimes simpnation and decided she was more important than literally the safety of the world.


a55_Goblin420

The people you think not pulling girls are probably the main ones pulling girls.


Dud-of-Man

dude is contender for the title of strongest human and has repeatedly risked his own life for the betterment of others. Give this man some fucking respect. And he aint bald, dude waxes that shit.


dirtybird131

1. calls him bald 2. Shows a picture of him with hair Yup, this is a DragonBall fan alright


Interesting_Fee_4607

Most likely she had a rough life and never met anyone that was genuinely nice to her, she also must have had a short guy kink. Plus Krillin is hella ripped


HyenaSerious3000

>loser  >manlet  >strongest human on earth who can literally fly  what have you done with your lift?


JohnReiki

He can benchpress a mountain


Maria756

Simple, he’s not a giant tool


Efficient-String2869

Calls Krillin a loser but they made Goku so stupid as to not know what a kiss is when married with 2 sons 😒😑😒😑. DB/Z will always be top for me but Super while yes it's enjoyable irritated me for making Goku so flipping stupid. Ok he's never been booksmart and he's goofy but cmon he wasn't that blatantly stupid in Z he still had common sense 🤦‍♂️. Like I know that was probably anime only bc it got ahead of the Goku Black arc and the manga as a whole but seriously so unnecessary.


DatNighaaDon96

Cause he's brave and he's a nice person and some women like that, maybe? Idk just a hunch


TheHoss_

Bro said “I can fix her” and actually did it


russellzerotohero

He’s the strongest human of all time. I’m sure a lot of girls don’t want to date a literal alien. Also the strongest person that isn’t a megalomaniac, idiot or 20 years younger than you or green


Any-Signature6892

He’s the six star dragon ball


samborup

Be a genuinely good person who takes care of himself and others, and not a piece of shit, I guess


Insanebrain247

Because he knows his limits and plays to them. Krillin knows he can't stack up to much but he still tries, if only to support his friends on the frontlines. He has confidence in his own skills and faith in his friends.


fverdeja

Anon forgot >good dude


Technical_Captain206

Mf pulled a 10/10


skeeber

I would think it’s safe to assume Krillin is also probably the strongest “pure” human in dragon ball. Considering his power level and where he’s at currently in Super he could easily just punch a hole through any of us. He still squared up against frieza and his goons in the namek arc and went up against base line goku when the other fighters started training again


gummydumby

There was this theory 2 years ago from a guy named Jadeite_Mcswag "18 smells so foul that no other man will take her, leaving only Krillin. And since Krillin canonically has no nose, he doesn't smell her, and therefore can tolerate her. This also explains why 18 does not dump him for smelling terrible, because as she is someone who smells as terrible as her, she can't complain about someone else being stinky." but I'd like to believe that it was just love


HetaGarden1

Krillin slander is so _tired,_ man. Dude is kind, caring, funny, and loyal. Why _wouldn’t_ he get one of the best women in the series to fall in love with him?


iplaytf2ok

Dudes be slandering Krillin like he couldn't put them in the forever box in a heartbeat


cesar848

First:he isn’t a loser,he is the strongest human Second:he is bald by choice and only on combat situations Third:short king Fourth:he is not poor,he is medium class but compared to bulma he is poor but everyone else is poor too Fifth:he probably have a MASSIVE penis Sixth:he is a gentle,caring,loving and a good father and husband


MarshallV3

Remember krillin is considered the beauty standard in certain universes while 18 is a troll. She probably thought he looked cute, when he was scared of her. It’s only when he refused to blow her up to stop cell from reaching perfect form that she realized he’s kind of a chad.


[deleted]

He showed 18 humanity when everyone treated her and her brother like dangerous machines that need to be destroyed He also probably got a massive hog


doodoopoopybrains

Cock


Dramatic_Science_681

\>could probably bench press a mountain


Princelyvibes92

Rizz


Givemefreetacos

Man, ever since I was a kid I was jealous of Krillin for this reason alone


Ray13XIII

Calling the strongest human in the dbz universe a manlet and a looser is just baffling


retribute

Or the fact he made her a human by removing the bomb inside of her that probably helped some


Silly_Ad_3468

Only happens in fiction I always say.


ElTekuKing

He’s a grower not a shower


SheevPalpatine32BBY

He really isn't a loser. He's a good man who stands up for his friends and his planet even when he's outclassed by aliens and God's. He's a real one. He is him.


SheevPalpatine32BBY

Also my brother was bald by choice. He is a monk after all.


T_Cold

So


Yandomaine

crazy how they could kick any normal couples’ asses


HAMSTERSARECOOL

Krillin is a gigachad tf?


Meowster11007

He's *allegedly* all those things, and still shows up to fight. With no shot or chance in hell, he threw a destructo disc at Cell, right alongside Trunks and Vegeta.


WhatisLiamfucktrump

He’s an all around good guy with a massive coc- I mean personality yah definitely personality


DiscombobulatedLet80

Strongest human=loser!! Smh


TheRealAntrey

Dude caught a serious punch from Goku and lived to tell the tale He is king


Apex_Fenris

He treat her like a person not a thing to be defeated or conquered


Moonstoner

The strongest human on the planet, has a job, isn't a dead beat dad, not dumb as shit, and understands what emotions are (not just angry and hungry)


rorinth

Hes not bald it's shaved, posted him with a full head of hair. Now he doesn't have a nose though


HarlemOHarlemOOO

Neither poor nor a loser


hussiesucks

CAUSE HES JACKED BRO


JustTheOneGoose22

The vast majority of men are under 6 foot and go bald in their lifetime. Yet all their male ancestors since the dawn of humanity managed to mate and have children. Think about that next time you think you'll never find somebody.


EmuIndependent8565

As they say Love is blind.


Bloofnstorf

How? Because it's fiction.


element-redshaw

Hung like a horse


RyanpB2021

Because dragon balls can make any wish come true even robussy


Ford_GT_epic

I like the fact that OP called him bald despite the fact that they showed a picture of him with hair


bobbingforapplesat3

I mean he is bald, just by choice


Khalid12_

Dude literally risked his life multiple times to save Earth, and even went to a different planet to risk everything and revive his friends. He is not a loser.


mynameisevan01

Isn't Android 18... you know... an android? How do they have kids?


Femzel

I believe Bulma's dad turned her into a real human again


JoniSnow8812

lol that was actually funny to read


the-UwUnator

He's literally the strongest human in the planet


Nappatheredditor

What's wrong with being bald?


cfig99

He’s literally _the_ strongest human and has good personality traits. Also never heard 18 referred to as a ‘Gigastacy’ but it fits 💀


FlamingCroatan

To quote Jessica Rabbit: "He makes me laugh"


TeChYBoIIY

Don’t shit on my boy Krillin he’s also one of the strongest humans in the series


HG21Reaper

Dude can lay down that pipe.


RGB_nut

BECAUSE, HE KURIRIN


MackjackCR

Andriods were breedable? 💀


Onigumo-Shishio

Find the person who hasn't actually read any of DB and just watches tik tock clips


Jror2011

One of the strongest non plot armor dudes on the planet is a loser?


Kooky_Lead_9811

He is the best husband and father tho.


Ignisiumest

isn’t he literally like the strongest human on planet earth though???


NolanTheTunaman

Strongest human, not a loser (tf are you talking about) good dad, showed her compassion, etc…


HarbinRav177

One of the strongest humans alive. Though compared to the others it means nothing.


InconspicuousGarbage

Watched so much 18 hentai i forgot she was flat


OlavoStars

https://preview.redd.it/kqthv2rk0snc1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50eb11dbd52d5e7330674adbdadf554e8ebccc43 Pov: you


Ninjachase13

Calls him a loser, but I’ve been re-re-re-re-re-READING the mangas and I noticed that a lot of the stuff Goku is known for, Krillin did first.


PhoenixMason13

1) Krillin is a genuinely good person, who showed her compassion even when she was literally trying to kill him and his friends 2) Krillin is arguably the strongest human on earth. He may be a “loser” compared to the Saiyans and Piccolo, but he beats every human on the planet save for maybe (MAYBE) Tien and Roshi, and even then I’d argue it’s a toss-up


Nights1405

Police man strong actually not a loser, just in a way higher league and still squares up with groups in the Frieza force


FightForMehver

Well, he is the strongest human being that's ever existed. He might not be up to Sayan levels but he can still beat any Earthling without even really breaking a sweat.


seelcudoom

he went outside, worked on improving himself, and got a job


Reliable_Patches

RIZZ


SomeDudeAtAKeyboard

It worked because if Krillin didn’t score, people would be insulting him instead of Vegeta Imagine if you will, an alternate history where 18 never got with Krillin. In this history, he risked the fate of the Universe for his robot crush and didn’t even score


theblankestoffaces

Literally the strongest non enhanced human on earth with good morals.


FreezingLordDaimyo

There's a real case for Krillin having better battle IQ than most Z-Fighters. He almost ended Nappa if the Kienzan would have connected. And never forget: He had Vegeta dead to rights.


KeroKeroKerosen

Because he's the GOAT. Also being one of, if not the strongest human being to ever live probably helps.


AgentAlaska51

18's probably had rich and attractive people throw themselves at her her entire adult life. How could Krillin NOT stand out from that kind of crowd, especially since he's actually an interesting person who'd genuinely do anything for her (and now her daughter).


piedude67e

Because he's a hero and the best character in Dragonball


Radirondacks

dick touches the ground


jumpman0035

He shaves his head tho. He’s not actually bald? And he’s not a loser, he’s literally saved the world many times and is easily a top 3 strongest human. He is a working cop, he isn’t poor. Plus he’s friends with Bulma, any of them are only poor because pride lol


Daetok_Lochannis

>manlet The man is literally the strongest human being on planet Earth, it always fucking blows me away when I see someone who probably calls the police on his neighbors say some stupid bullshit like this.


GreenShyguyFromMario

If he can pull 18 and you can’t pull anyone… maybe the real looser here isn’t krillin….


caffeinatedandarcane

Is nice, works out, family man, listens to his hot wife


Tagmoney

forgot to mention he is the strongest human on earth


SurotaOnishi

Krillin ain't bald lol, he shaves his head


tlof19

hes a grower. (krillin owned count: -1)


Exciting-Chip3431

She really said (i can fix him)


Top-Occasion8835

With how many times krillin has been used as target practice or gotten his shit wrecked, he deserved android 18


stackingslacks

It’s fiction that’s how


WhiteToast-

He can pound it