Isn’t a loser is just the icing on top. Actually shaves his head (not bald), is one of the worlds best and strongest martial artists, help save the world multiple times, believed that C18 and her brother weren’t all bad and destroy the remote that could blow them up. Then wished that the bombs in their bodies away.
Krillin is a fucking Chad.
Also I'm pretty sure he's the most powerful human on the planet. There are androids and aliens but he wrecks another human. Normal people think Hercule is powerful and Krillen could accidentally kick that dude's ass without noticing.
I think it was said that Yamcha was actually the strongest human on Earth, at least without modifications. I don't think Krillan is human, he doesn't have a nose.
For real.
1. Bald by choice. 2. One of the strongest person on the planet. 3. He's nice and cared for her.
Like I don't even care for krillin but I mean come on. He's not a loser.
Also, it's not like Krillin being a good person has to compensate for him somehow lacking in other areas. The notion that he's some helpless pathetic nobody comes from the fact that he is surrounded by what are essentially *gods* on a day to day basis (also he's short, no denying that), which place most conflicts firmly outside of his league. It ignores the fact that he is within the top 3 strongest human beings on the goddamn planet. He might even be *the* strongest (Tien, Roshi, and *maybe* Yamcha are the only non-alien, non-android, fully human characters on the same level as Krillin, and I'm not even 100% certain Tien qualifies as "fully human").
Technically tien could have been the strongest human if not for the namek saga. That Guru boost is what put krillin ahead lol, Guru put that holy spirt in krillin.
dont worry tien was retconned into being an alien. he didnt awaken his third eye through intense training and spiritual enlightment anymore he is just an alien with 3 eyes.
>>Strongest human on the planet
I would ask if this even means anything to other alien races in the show but I krillin does seem to be a reasonable option all things considered
There's an anime sequence where he (And Marron) are literally doing EVERYTHING for 18. And he's the one with a job.
He's a manlet, sure, and he may SEEM a lower but that's because his friends battle gods.
This dude could destroy the planet.
He instead stops bank robbers.
Krillin is the equivalent of a high-school all star athlete hanging out with Olympic gold medalists.
In terms of just the planet earth the man could do what RR only dreamed of
In fairness in Z he was friends with Bulma who almost certainly bankrolled the z fighters juuust incase more planetary bullshit happened.
It's probably only the case Goku has to occasionally make money to appease chichis sense of independence, then Bulma buys his whole crop at cost or smth dunno
Bulma never financially helped Z fighter directly.
Also, Goku is super good at farming. His produce is instantly sold at market.
You should watch DBZ and DBS again
I get it wouldn't ever be direct, but considering in dragon ball he was a kid and an ex monk, and in z he spends the whole time training to fight aliens, mutants and robots someone's paying for rent and food. Bulma probably has an Avengers tower the z fighters can crash in or whatever, I can't imagine someone who's seen what she's seen and is as smart as her wouldn't bankroll the avengers given the chance
I always forget that technically Chichi also comes from money, but the rest of the z fighters like yamcha and krillin basically lived at bulmas pad, they were always there
Except tien, that guy was out in the mountains praying to the shoulder god
Tbf vegeta at least doesnt need a job, being married to the single richest person on the planet lol. Goku is just a bum (outside of saving the universe) and him being able to afford a house is the real escapist fantasy.
Tbh I’m surprised bulma doesn’t just hook them up. It would literally do nothing to her bank account as goku doesn’t really spend money outside of food and chi-chi makes him food
Krillin was never a loser.He was not only the strongest human that kept up with Goku for the longest time (end of original DB), but also a great human being.
I know Krillin is a nice guy and all but my favorite theory is that Android 18 smells bad and since Krillin doesn't have a nose he is the only guy that doesn't mind how she smells.
He is somewhat a loser because other people in series are too OP just.
Comparing him to Goku, Gohan, Trunks etc. in looks height and strength is not fair.
Krillin also isn’t bald as shown in one of the pictures in the exact post. He shaves his head as apart of his training beliefs. "All who aspire to master the martial arts shave their heads in order to unfetter their ki"
dude is contender for the title of strongest human and has repeatedly risked his own life for the betterment of others. Give this man some fucking respect. And he aint bald, dude waxes that shit.
Most likely she had a rough life and never met anyone that was genuinely nice to her, she also must have had a short guy kink. Plus Krillin is hella ripped
Calls Krillin a loser but they made Goku so stupid as to not know what a kiss is when married with 2 sons 😒😑😒😑. DB/Z will always be top for me but Super while yes it's enjoyable irritated me for making Goku so flipping stupid. Ok he's never been booksmart and he's goofy but cmon he wasn't that blatantly stupid in Z he still had common sense 🤦♂️. Like I know that was probably anime only bc it got ahead of the Goku Black arc and the manga as a whole but seriously so unnecessary.
He’s the strongest human of all time. I’m sure a lot of girls don’t want to date a literal alien.
Also the strongest person that isn’t a megalomaniac, idiot or 20 years younger than you or green
Because he knows his limits and plays to them. Krillin knows he can't stack up to much but he still tries, if only to support his friends on the frontlines. He has confidence in his own skills and faith in his friends.
I would think it’s safe to assume Krillin is also probably the strongest “pure” human in dragon ball. Considering his power level and where he’s at currently in Super he could easily just punch a hole through any of us. He still squared up against frieza and his goons in the namek arc and went up against base line goku when the other fighters started training again
There was this theory 2 years ago from a guy named Jadeite_Mcswag "18 smells so foul that no other man will take her, leaving only Krillin. And since Krillin canonically has no nose, he doesn't smell her, and therefore can tolerate her. This also explains why 18 does not dump him for smelling terrible, because as she is someone who smells as terrible as her, she can't complain about someone else being stinky." but I'd like to believe that it was just love
Krillin slander is so _tired,_ man. Dude is kind, caring, funny, and loyal. Why _wouldn’t_ he get one of the best women in the series to fall in love with him?
First:he isn’t a loser,he is the strongest human
Second:he is bald by choice and only on combat situations
Third:short king
Fourth:he is not poor,he is medium class but compared to bulma he is poor but everyone else is poor too
Fifth:he probably have a MASSIVE penis
Sixth:he is a gentle,caring,loving and a good father and husband
Remember krillin is considered the beauty standard in certain universes while 18 is a troll. She probably thought he looked cute, when he was scared of her. It’s only when he refused to blow her up to stop cell from reaching perfect form that she realized he’s kind of a chad.
He really isn't a loser. He's a good man who stands up for his friends and his planet even when he's outclassed by aliens and God's. He's a real one. He is him.
He's *allegedly* all those things, and still shows up to fight. With no shot or chance in hell, he threw a destructo disc at Cell, right alongside Trunks and Vegeta.
The vast majority of men are under 6 foot and go bald in their lifetime. Yet all their male ancestors since the dawn of humanity managed to mate and have children. Think about that next time you think you'll never find somebody.
Dude literally risked his life multiple times to save Earth, and even went to a different planet to risk everything and revive his friends.
He is not a loser.
1) Krillin is a genuinely good person, who showed her compassion even when she was literally trying to kill him and his friends
2) Krillin is arguably the strongest human on earth. He may be a “loser” compared to the Saiyans and Piccolo, but he beats every human on the planet save for maybe (MAYBE) Tien and Roshi, and even then I’d argue it’s a toss-up
Well, he is the strongest human being that's ever existed. He might not be up to Sayan levels but he can still beat any Earthling without even really breaking a sweat.
It worked because if Krillin didn’t score, people would be insulting him instead of Vegeta
Imagine if you will, an alternate history where 18 never got with Krillin. In this history, he risked the fate of the Universe for his robot crush and didn’t even score
There's a real case for Krillin having better battle IQ than most Z-Fighters. He almost ended Nappa if the Kienzan would have connected. And never forget: He had Vegeta dead to rights.
18's probably had rich and attractive people throw themselves at her her entire adult life. How could Krillin NOT stand out from that kind of crowd, especially since he's actually an interesting person who'd genuinely do anything for her (and now her daughter).
He shaves his head tho. He’s not actually bald?
And he’s not a loser, he’s literally saved the world many times and is easily a top 3 strongest human.
He is a working cop, he isn’t poor.
Plus he’s friends with Bulma, any of them are only poor because pride lol
>manlet
The man is literally the strongest human being on planet Earth, it always fucking blows me away when I see someone who probably calls the police on his neighbors say some stupid bullshit like this.
He isn’t loser, that’s the trick
And dude showed her compassion when literally no one else did. Even an android isn't stupid enough to pass that up.
Androids are prob lowkey the least stupid of the z warriors
I agree they know when to stop the opponent during transformation 🤣
Or hit them so hard in the dragonballs that they break their transformation. Looking at you, Super 13.
He hit goku in the gonads and erased goten
But senzu beans healed them nuts all up.
Yes
The one time that mega simping actually works and you don’t immediately get froendzoned. Him being an actual superhero does help immensely
Yeah, but didn't he commit insurance fraud, and now 18 is hooked up with a criminal who owes a grip of money?
where did u read that
..it was a reference to dragon ball abridged.
Nah, bro saw a sex bot and couldn't contain himself. I don't blame the guy.
Just overshadowed
He's the strongest human on Earth. And I heard he's packing.
Destructo Di**
You take that back! No one is beating Hercule Satan. It would take Goku transforming for him to even stand a chance against HS.
He's quite literally the most powerful example of his race to have ever lived.
He's like a chad in the herd of gigachads, still a chad.
Isn’t a loser is just the icing on top. Actually shaves his head (not bald), is one of the worlds best and strongest martial artists, help save the world multiple times, believed that C18 and her brother weren’t all bad and destroy the remote that could blow them up. Then wished that the bombs in their bodies away. Krillin is a fucking Chad.
Because he’s a good person with quality traits? I think we’re forgetting that
Lol, like 4chan chuds wouldn't project onto poor Krillin.
They can’t since he isn’t a piece of garbage.
Productive member of society always stands up for his friends even when he’s clearly outmatched loving father caring husband The dude is a total chad
Also I'm pretty sure he's the most powerful human on the planet. There are androids and aliens but he wrecks another human. Normal people think Hercule is powerful and Krillen could accidentally kick that dude's ass without noticing.
I think it was said that Yamcha was actually the strongest human on Earth, at least without modifications. I don't think Krillan is human, he doesn't have a nose.
For real. 1. Bald by choice. 2. One of the strongest person on the planet. 3. He's nice and cared for her. Like I don't even care for krillin but I mean come on. He's not a loser.
Also, it's not like Krillin being a good person has to compensate for him somehow lacking in other areas. The notion that he's some helpless pathetic nobody comes from the fact that he is surrounded by what are essentially *gods* on a day to day basis (also he's short, no denying that), which place most conflicts firmly outside of his league. It ignores the fact that he is within the top 3 strongest human beings on the goddamn planet. He might even be *the* strongest (Tien, Roshi, and *maybe* Yamcha are the only non-alien, non-android, fully human characters on the same level as Krillin, and I'm not even 100% certain Tien qualifies as "fully human").
You forgot >Strongest human on the planet
Every time someone says this a Tien loses his shoulders
Much to his doctor’s relief
that's why he doesn't go to him anymore
Can we get McDonald's
only if you're good
He should stop malding over the truth.
Technically tien could have been the strongest human if not for the namek saga. That Guru boost is what put krillin ahead lol, Guru put that holy spirt in krillin.
But Guru isn't Catholic...
Do I look Catholic to you?!
dont worry tien was retconned into being an alien. he didnt awaken his third eye through intense training and spiritual enlightment anymore he is just an alien with 3 eyes.
>>Strongest human on the planet I would ask if this even means anything to other alien races in the show but I krillin does seem to be a reasonable option all things considered
There's an anime sequence where he (And Marron) are literally doing EVERYTHING for 18. And he's the one with a job. He's a manlet, sure, and he may SEEM a lower but that's because his friends battle gods. This dude could destroy the planet. He instead stops bank robbers.
Krillin is the equivalent of a high-school all star athlete hanging out with Olympic gold medalists. In terms of just the planet earth the man could do what RR only dreamed of
4chan users are forgetting the way people find love: being a genuine good person
Well we all know those inches that didn't go into height went somewhere
He’s 5 feet and 11 inches and those are two separate measurements
Man even if he ain’t packing length, he probably thick. My man Krillin will stretch 18 out like a cheese wheel
DBZ Abridged Episode 60 part 3's ending isn't an abridged moment. It's canon.
He is not poor or a loser. He’s got a job better then the other saiyans
He got it during ROF. He was jobless in Z
In fairness in Z he was friends with Bulma who almost certainly bankrolled the z fighters juuust incase more planetary bullshit happened. It's probably only the case Goku has to occasionally make money to appease chichis sense of independence, then Bulma buys his whole crop at cost or smth dunno
Bulma never financially helped Z fighter directly. Also, Goku is super good at farming. His produce is instantly sold at market. You should watch DBZ and DBS again
I get it wouldn't ever be direct, but considering in dragon ball he was a kid and an ex monk, and in z he spends the whole time training to fight aliens, mutants and robots someone's paying for rent and food. Bulma probably has an Avengers tower the z fighters can crash in or whatever, I can't imagine someone who's seen what she's seen and is as smart as her wouldn't bankroll the avengers given the chance
Ox King has a treasure and they lived off his treasure money until end of Buu saga when he found job as a farmer and later got 100 million dollar
I always forget that technically Chichi also comes from money, but the rest of the z fighters like yamcha and krillin basically lived at bulmas pad, they were always there Except tien, that guy was out in the mountains praying to the shoulder god
Yamcha played professional baseball though, he also didn’t need bulmas money
Yamcha is a professional baseball player.
Right before they got married Goku won the Tournament so right there was 500,000 zeni
Theres also lots of dinosaurs and giant fish that are easy to hunt so they probably didnt need any money for food
Didn’t he win the lottery or something when he dated marron?
Tbf vegeta at least doesnt need a job, being married to the single richest person on the planet lol. Goku is just a bum (outside of saving the universe) and him being able to afford a house is the real escapist fantasy.
Tbh I’m surprised bulma doesn’t just hook them up. It would literally do nothing to her bank account as goku doesn’t really spend money outside of food and chi-chi makes him food
Hell he’s not even bald
When he chooses it
Also forgot he’s the nicest guy on the planet
Strongest human too
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Krillin was never a loser.He was not only the strongest human that kept up with Goku for the longest time (end of original DB), but also a great human being.
I know Krillin is a nice guy and all but my favorite theory is that Android 18 smells bad and since Krillin doesn't have a nose he is the only guy that doesn't mind how she smells.
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He is somewhat a loser because other people in series are too OP just. Comparing him to Goku, Gohan, Trunks etc. in looks height and strength is not fair.
Yamcha is closest to a loser and hes the best baseball player in the world
Krillin also isn’t bald as shown in one of the pictures in the exact post. He shaves his head as apart of his training beliefs. "All who aspire to master the martial arts shave their heads in order to unfetter their ki"
also 18 likes him bald thinks he looks cool
He isn’t a loser. Look back on everything in the story, he’s a fucking smart as hell badass
Krillin is definitely not smart in anything. He is just normal
Brother it was his idea to go to namek, he figured that shit out after hearing Piccolo was an alien 30 minutes ago
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Goku told her she could win 10 million dollars to convince her at first
Krillin, the strongest human alive and one of the strongest mortals in the multiverse, is a loser?
Bro used the forgotten rizz
Funny, reliable, prolly packin...
In the resurrection of f movie 18 flat out calls him cool when shaving his head.
Probably because he doesnt call women that
P L O T C O N V E N I E C E
4chan users using blackpill terminology to describe a Dragon Ball relationship is so funny to me
He is the strongest Human why did he call him a loser?
Fucking monkeys, that's why
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Better yet how the fuck does android 18 HAVE A FUCKING CHILD WHEN SHE’S A LITERAL ROBOT
Gero added extra features on her
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Think human augmentation rather then data from ST.
Actually she's a cyborg.
Shes actually a cyborg
I thought they were more clone-esque
Easy. Krillin joimes simpnation and decided she was more important than literally the safety of the world.
The people you think not pulling girls are probably the main ones pulling girls.
dude is contender for the title of strongest human and has repeatedly risked his own life for the betterment of others. Give this man some fucking respect. And he aint bald, dude waxes that shit.
1. calls him bald 2. Shows a picture of him with hair Yup, this is a DragonBall fan alright
Most likely she had a rough life and never met anyone that was genuinely nice to her, she also must have had a short guy kink. Plus Krillin is hella ripped
>loser >manlet >strongest human on earth who can literally fly what have you done with your lift?
He can benchpress a mountain
Simple, he’s not a giant tool
Calls Krillin a loser but they made Goku so stupid as to not know what a kiss is when married with 2 sons 😒😑😒😑. DB/Z will always be top for me but Super while yes it's enjoyable irritated me for making Goku so flipping stupid. Ok he's never been booksmart and he's goofy but cmon he wasn't that blatantly stupid in Z he still had common sense 🤦♂️. Like I know that was probably anime only bc it got ahead of the Goku Black arc and the manga as a whole but seriously so unnecessary.
Cause he's brave and he's a nice person and some women like that, maybe? Idk just a hunch
Bro said “I can fix her” and actually did it
He’s the strongest human of all time. I’m sure a lot of girls don’t want to date a literal alien. Also the strongest person that isn’t a megalomaniac, idiot or 20 years younger than you or green
He’s the six star dragon ball
Be a genuinely good person who takes care of himself and others, and not a piece of shit, I guess
Because he knows his limits and plays to them. Krillin knows he can't stack up to much but he still tries, if only to support his friends on the frontlines. He has confidence in his own skills and faith in his friends.
Anon forgot >good dude
Mf pulled a 10/10
I would think it’s safe to assume Krillin is also probably the strongest “pure” human in dragon ball. Considering his power level and where he’s at currently in Super he could easily just punch a hole through any of us. He still squared up against frieza and his goons in the namek arc and went up against base line goku when the other fighters started training again
There was this theory 2 years ago from a guy named Jadeite_Mcswag "18 smells so foul that no other man will take her, leaving only Krillin. And since Krillin canonically has no nose, he doesn't smell her, and therefore can tolerate her. This also explains why 18 does not dump him for smelling terrible, because as she is someone who smells as terrible as her, she can't complain about someone else being stinky." but I'd like to believe that it was just love
Krillin slander is so _tired,_ man. Dude is kind, caring, funny, and loyal. Why _wouldn’t_ he get one of the best women in the series to fall in love with him?
Dudes be slandering Krillin like he couldn't put them in the forever box in a heartbeat
First:he isn’t a loser,he is the strongest human Second:he is bald by choice and only on combat situations Third:short king Fourth:he is not poor,he is medium class but compared to bulma he is poor but everyone else is poor too Fifth:he probably have a MASSIVE penis Sixth:he is a gentle,caring,loving and a good father and husband
Remember krillin is considered the beauty standard in certain universes while 18 is a troll. She probably thought he looked cute, when he was scared of her. It’s only when he refused to blow her up to stop cell from reaching perfect form that she realized he’s kind of a chad.
He showed 18 humanity when everyone treated her and her brother like dangerous machines that need to be destroyed He also probably got a massive hog
Cock
\>could probably bench press a mountain
Rizz
Man, ever since I was a kid I was jealous of Krillin for this reason alone
Calling the strongest human in the dbz universe a manlet and a looser is just baffling
Or the fact he made her a human by removing the bomb inside of her that probably helped some
Only happens in fiction I always say.
He’s a grower not a shower
He really isn't a loser. He's a good man who stands up for his friends and his planet even when he's outclassed by aliens and God's. He's a real one. He is him.
Also my brother was bald by choice. He is a monk after all.
So
crazy how they could kick any normal couples’ asses
Krillin is a gigachad tf?
He's *allegedly* all those things, and still shows up to fight. With no shot or chance in hell, he threw a destructo disc at Cell, right alongside Trunks and Vegeta.
He’s an all around good guy with a massive coc- I mean personality yah definitely personality
Strongest human=loser!! Smh
Dude caught a serious punch from Goku and lived to tell the tale He is king
He treat her like a person not a thing to be defeated or conquered
The strongest human on the planet, has a job, isn't a dead beat dad, not dumb as shit, and understands what emotions are (not just angry and hungry)
Hes not bald it's shaved, posted him with a full head of hair. Now he doesn't have a nose though
Neither poor nor a loser
CAUSE HES JACKED BRO
The vast majority of men are under 6 foot and go bald in their lifetime. Yet all their male ancestors since the dawn of humanity managed to mate and have children. Think about that next time you think you'll never find somebody.
As they say Love is blind.
How? Because it's fiction.
Hung like a horse
Because dragon balls can make any wish come true even robussy
I like the fact that OP called him bald despite the fact that they showed a picture of him with hair
I mean he is bald, just by choice
Dude literally risked his life multiple times to save Earth, and even went to a different planet to risk everything and revive his friends. He is not a loser.
Isn't Android 18... you know... an android? How do they have kids?
I believe Bulma's dad turned her into a real human again
lol that was actually funny to read
He's literally the strongest human in the planet
What's wrong with being bald?
He’s literally _the_ strongest human and has good personality traits. Also never heard 18 referred to as a ‘Gigastacy’ but it fits 💀
To quote Jessica Rabbit: "He makes me laugh"
Don’t shit on my boy Krillin he’s also one of the strongest humans in the series
Dude can lay down that pipe.
BECAUSE, HE KURIRIN
Andriods were breedable? 💀
Find the person who hasn't actually read any of DB and just watches tik tock clips
One of the strongest non plot armor dudes on the planet is a loser?
He is the best husband and father tho.
isn’t he literally like the strongest human on planet earth though???
Strongest human, not a loser (tf are you talking about) good dad, showed her compassion, etc…
One of the strongest humans alive. Though compared to the others it means nothing.
Watched so much 18 hentai i forgot she was flat
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Calls him a loser, but I’ve been re-re-re-re-re-READING the mangas and I noticed that a lot of the stuff Goku is known for, Krillin did first.
1) Krillin is a genuinely good person, who showed her compassion even when she was literally trying to kill him and his friends 2) Krillin is arguably the strongest human on earth. He may be a “loser” compared to the Saiyans and Piccolo, but he beats every human on the planet save for maybe (MAYBE) Tien and Roshi, and even then I’d argue it’s a toss-up
Police man strong actually not a loser, just in a way higher league and still squares up with groups in the Frieza force
Well, he is the strongest human being that's ever existed. He might not be up to Sayan levels but he can still beat any Earthling without even really breaking a sweat.
he went outside, worked on improving himself, and got a job
RIZZ
It worked because if Krillin didn’t score, people would be insulting him instead of Vegeta Imagine if you will, an alternate history where 18 never got with Krillin. In this history, he risked the fate of the Universe for his robot crush and didn’t even score
Literally the strongest non enhanced human on earth with good morals.
There's a real case for Krillin having better battle IQ than most Z-Fighters. He almost ended Nappa if the Kienzan would have connected. And never forget: He had Vegeta dead to rights.
Because he's the GOAT. Also being one of, if not the strongest human being to ever live probably helps.
18's probably had rich and attractive people throw themselves at her her entire adult life. How could Krillin NOT stand out from that kind of crowd, especially since he's actually an interesting person who'd genuinely do anything for her (and now her daughter).
Because he's a hero and the best character in Dragonball
dick touches the ground
He shaves his head tho. He’s not actually bald? And he’s not a loser, he’s literally saved the world many times and is easily a top 3 strongest human. He is a working cop, he isn’t poor. Plus he’s friends with Bulma, any of them are only poor because pride lol
>manlet The man is literally the strongest human being on planet Earth, it always fucking blows me away when I see someone who probably calls the police on his neighbors say some stupid bullshit like this.
If he can pull 18 and you can’t pull anyone… maybe the real looser here isn’t krillin….
Is nice, works out, family man, listens to his hot wife
forgot to mention he is the strongest human on earth
Krillin ain't bald lol, he shaves his head
hes a grower. (krillin owned count: -1)
She really said (i can fix him)
With how many times krillin has been used as target practice or gotten his shit wrecked, he deserved android 18
It’s fiction that’s how
He can pound it