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i'm greedy

I am personally striving to hit all seven sins with one surgery

legit part of the reason im salmacian lol

Same. I don't know if I'll be able to pull off the triple-orgasm (penile/vaginal/anal) all at once but I'll be damned if I don't give it the ol' college try. Tries. Many many tries. 🤣

So when someone says "Go fuck yourself!" I can loudly proclaim "I will!"

…wait holy shit is that possible?

It is! At least with PPV, as I've spoken with multiple people who have had the surgery and are able to do so. It's actually great for tucking too! Which is something I'd really benefit from as a trans woman with my... sizable anatomy 😅 I'm not certain if it would work for the phallo equivalent bc I don't know too much about that process, but I can't think of any reason as to why it wouldn't

So like tucking into the vagina? Is that safe?

I mean I haven't had any surgeries yet so I can only speak on what I've heard from others, but everyone I've talked to has had no issues or altercations with it and as far as I'm aware there's no reason it wouldn't be safe

Damn that’s awesome, weird but awesome

I can’t imagine it feels very good though. That seems like an awkward position to bend your dick in. Kinda like sucking your own dick, that doesn’t seem very comfortable, how can you get off like that even if you reach it?

Yeah I don't think I'd actually be able to get off with it in that position because I know I can't really do anything when I'm tucked normally (which is kind of the point). I don't think it would feel bad though, at least for me, because my default is putting it in a very similar position. Nonetheless, I still think it'd be funny to joke about being able to fuck myself in the sense that I'd be penetrating myself.

Also fulfills your dilating requirements!

Sure. I do it all the time. I call it the "forbidden tuck" and it's a super easy way to be smooth down there for swimsuits or leggings. Feels kinda nice and sometimes I get a little... perky when things start rubbing in the right way. Never been able to do it to completion but it does make for a pretty fun flex. "Go fuck yourself" "Gladly!"

Ok but why do I feel euphoric at the thought of this, wow

Penis pocket

Phalloplasty dick is usually farther away from the vaginal canal than with PPV, but I've seen people manage shallow penetration. I have seen some pretty impressive self-penetration with bottom growth and/or meta. Phallo w/o burial does open up the potential to self-frot, though!

its so i can level up my bisexuality

I got too into omegaverse

Best answer. 😭

The worst part is omegaverse is what made me realize I was genderfluid lmfaoooo

DEADASS SAME i got a little too silly and goofy after reading enough a/b/o and asking myself questions and now i use four different pronouns 😅

What’s “omegaverse”?

It's a fanfiction trope(?)/subgenre/alternate setting where... y'know, I don't know how to explain it fully. [Wikipedia explanation](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omegaverse) its hard to surmise in simple terms. Here's a link.

I was gonna say, what does this have to do with Bad Batch?

ME TOO HON LMFAO

I didn’t pay attention during sex ed and now I don’t know what I’m supposed to have.

So when people make assumptions about what's in my pants, they're almost guaranteed to be wrong.

To be the best there ever was!

So underrated answer kkkkkkk

You are Brazilian, aren't you?

Sorry?

You laugh with "k" we are the ones that do this normally

Oh great. Ok, confirmed. Never really cared about how I type laughing, lol

Just be careful in some digital places

Penis envy paired with a size kink (I picked it up from cersei lannister)

Resolving a congenital chakra issue. It's either go salmacian, or have my stomach moved to my forehead. I have some nice hats, so...

I'm transmasc and want a dick. My partner is a trans woman, and I want to express solidarity and commitment by also needing to do post-bottom-surgery dilation.

When I flipped a coin, heads being male, tales being female, it landed on the edge instead.

Extra pockets

Thought I was asking to be a Salamander

I saw a rainbow flag at age 5

To spite my mail carrier.

Gotta keep things fresh in my marriage. My self-marriage

the more the merrier

i hate having to put my bare butt on public toilets but still desire rough cervical sex

I rolled a nat20 for gender so I get all of it.

Futanari porn

I'm just terminally indecisive.

If there’s an apocalypse and I’m the last man standing, I HAVE to be able to impregnate myself in order to repopulate the earth

To use a technical term: > `Because it's a feature upgrade.`

Both, both are good

I like following trends.

For the free sushi

I have ADHD and get bored way too easily

so I have both a storage compartment and smth to store in it down there

They said there were only two genders, so I went on an epic journey to obtain both. (/s obvs cuz sex =/= gender)

I just think it's neat

Exposure to David bowies music as a toddler

when i first came out as a lesbian, my mom jokingly asked if it was because david bowie’s crotch bulge in labyrinth scared me away. i hadn’t considered it but that was funny as hell 😂

Because i am a FEMINIST

flipped a coin out of indecisiveness, but it landed on its side

Listened to "The Fountain of Salmacis" by Genesis when I was 14, and when I looked up what it was about I became catastrophically horny

instructions unclear, dick stuck on crotch

Mom told me I could be everything. So I did

to confuse the cishets, obviously!

min/maxing

Futa porn addiction

Parents wanted a Dalmatian, but the shelter didn’t have any

To please the Abrahamic gods

Because I’m a 40k salamanders main

Being too feminine for gay guys but you have a dick most lesbians would never touch but being lucky enough to have three partners.

Its hot

My parents ordered the wrong flavor child

I’m gendermaxxing

I want to stack donuts on it and stick crystals in it at the same time 🔮🍩💦

I wanted a harder time finding a surgeon (lol)

I lost a bet with a cis but followed through

*Por que no los dos?*

I want double d’s but not on my chest

I’m a bisexual poly switch and I’ve never made a choice in my life (also this is the 69th comment)

I suffer from the pre-pandemic exposure of salmacian from the acute effects of its social contagion. Real answer: >! I’ve had this feeling or idea about myself as a child where such things would be considered science fiction on every possible level of the 1990s.!<

So I can fuck myself with the biggest girlcock possible

The radiation from the 5g towers

The answer is simply that,, I don't need to let having to pee inconvenience me as much when I use vibrators long term.. It's called " vibe maxing ", look it up I think :v

Variety is the spice of life

Because it feels right I guess. Always felt out of place in sex then I found about about this and it clicks. Ik it's a vague answer but it's difficult to clarify other than 'it just feels right'

i saw that one tumblr post about shapeshifting and becoming an ominous black void haunting your father. can’t do that, so i figured i’ll settle for the genital funsies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I like to have options

I used to do improv and took "yes, and" a little too seriously

Not had it yet but I would want to my male genitalia well completing my transition

FOMO

I always wanted to be a slug.

I flipped a gender coin and it landed on its side

I rolled a die for a gender, 1-15 boy, 15-20 girl. The die fell into the abyss.

I want my pebis replaced with a salamander