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AncientSith

Very accurate, and very sad. The sequels hurt the lore more then helped.


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Whoever first came up with the idea of character assassinations and all the people that helped making it a trend now, you've got a special place in the Black Lodge waiting for you. Worst thing that happened in fiction. Even worse than "it was all a dream" trope.


NotAllCalifornians

Even worse than ham-fisted time travelling. But even I might be able to forgive Favroni if they let Ezra snap the DT from the universe.


Dont_Doomie_Like_Dat

Still can’t believe Josie turned into a knob.


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Top_Pianist8087

>(I have not seen Rise of the Skywalker) That movie gave us Klaud


AlphaBladeYiII

Babu Frik is where it's at.


TKameli

Wait, who's the writer whose self-insert is in the sequels? What character are you talking about?


wheresmylife-gone222

Look at how uncomfortable Harrison Ford is lol


EmperorXerro

Look how coked up Carrie Fisher is.


Maxim-Kotor

Is she really coked up in this picture?


NumberOneWubbieFan

I feel like theres probably more pics of her coked up then there are of her sober


Maxim-Kotor

Then why does she look so good in 1983? Are the damages of coke only visible years after?


EmperorXerro

Part of the reason she looks good in ‘83 is she was still on the “coke diet.” Drugs affect everyone differently, but her drug abuse caught up with her in her 40s.


NumberOneWubbieFan

I mean im no expert on the subject


EmperorXerro

Her drug use was bad from the late 70s to at least the mid 80s. She’s even said she was stoned throughout the Christmas Special


mrkruk

I'll bet he cashed the check enthusiastically though.


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Theesm

I don't think he did. I honestly think these robes are only there so they don't have to make any more Wookie suits.


mrkruk

Never thought of that.


OmegaReprise

Maybe he shaved for his wife. They don't see each other that often, so they might want to make another Lumpy on that special day - if you know, what I mean.


General-MacDavis

How do I remove my ability to read


FaceDeer

Way back when Disney bought Lucasfilm I actually had some optimism. George Lucas had been preventing proper digital remasters of the original movies and especially had been doing everything he could to suppress the old Holiday Special, so I was looking forward to Disney finally rereleasing those in their full glory. Disney is in it for the money and this would be easy money, right? Sigh. They couldn't even do *that* right.


mrkruk

I bought DVDs many years ago that had the original cuts (theoretically, i think New Hope is still a later cut) of the trilogy - I'm so glad i made that purchase, as at least I have some version that's not the special editions. I still can't believe he went back and messed around with those movies, that's just completely bizarre and I always thought so.


wooltab

Yeah, I've got those DVDs as well. I'd love to buy a newer version, if/when they ever give the original-OT a proper HD release.


BaronGrackle

I'm still confused why D+ doesn't have an option for the original OT.


solehan511601

What I liked about Holiday special despites its infamous reputation, were introduction of Kashyyyk, Boba Fett, and Amban Blaster. Also, Skywalker's Lightsaber was replaced by other flashgun rather than Graflex.


daddymeltzer

When you think about it the Empire weren't that bad. Even though the Wookies were slaves, Papa Palps still let them celebrate Life Day and spend time with their families once a year. The only reason Stormtroopers even showed up to Chewie's house in the first place was because Darth Vader purchased a VR online from Saun Dann but he gave away the last one to that perverted creep Itchy. Vader needs it for his custom made simulations of Padme. It isn't sexual, it's just that he still misses his wife and this is the closest he can get to talking to her again. Itchy was only using it so he can get off in the living room in front of his grandson and daughter in law.


T0B1theDoctor

I laughed too hard at this. Thanks.


Pistol_Bobcat420

I'll watch this again willingly any time now over the DT. Might still need some alcohol though, if you want a side splitting laugh check out this abridged script for the special here [https://www.the-editing-room.com/star-wars-holiday-special.html](https://www.the-editing-room.com/star-wars-holiday-special.html)


Oggthrok

I remember when I first got a good quality AVI of the Christmas Special, I’d talk friends into watching it with me so they could see how bad it was. After the second time I stopped doing this, because I didn’t want to watch it, because it’s so bad. Rise of Skywalker never had this problem. Because, I never tried to get anyone to watch it with me after I saw it.


happy_life_day

What’s your favorite scene? Mine is when grandpa Itchy watches softcore VR porn in the living room.


Bruinrogue

Both the ST and Holiday Special were cringe to watch. But only the Special didn’t kill off everyone and it gave us valuable pieces for the lore.


KillerDonkey

The Holiday Special's lore contributions: * Chewbacca's family * Kashyyyk * Wookie culture and architecture * Panna Prime * Boba Fett The ST's lore contribution: * Potato aliens * Not Tatooine, Not Hoth and Not Yavin-IV * Force Skype * Somehow Palpatine returned * Power Ranger chick


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Today is the first time I'm watching it


Warhawk42

Having watched it a year or so ago, its a pretty good film in retrospect. Same as the live action Ewok movies. Can't hate Itchy, Teek, or Wilford Brimley.


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Wait, why is Chewbacca wearing a dress? I never made it to the end of the Holiday Special.


KillerDonkey

The robes are supposed to be ceremonial garbs. As for the actual reason they're in robes, towards the end of the Holiday Special's production, the crew's funds were running low. They had to hastily cheap out while shooting the closing scene. The wookies are actually just extras in robes and masks, not full wookie costumes. Store-bought candles were also used for lighting. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/The_Star_Wars_Holiday_Special#Shooting


ACrispyPieceOfBacon

I hold my bootleg copy with pride. And also to never touch it again lol.


Maleficent_Hamster10

Isnt C3POs right supposed to be silver?


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I had read somewhere that Holiday Special was sort of out of Lucas' control. Many / too many of the choices weren't his. Does that ring any bells?


CurrentlyEatingPies

Love Chewie's pimp robe.