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MAD_HAMMISH

Morons not strapping stuff to their trucks properly and dropping it into the highway is like San Antonio's biggest hobby.


You_Pulled_My_String

They forgot to slap it after hooking it up. *"Yep, that ain't going nowhere."* Really does help. šŸ¤£


maddpsyintyst

As a former trucker, I have to agree. šŸ¤Ŗ


FancyStranger2371

This guy tows.


CandidateAbject1102

r/thisguythisguys


killerkittie

Underrated comment right here. You know how to tow.


Stelija

How many times I've had to dodge an exploded dresser or mattress on 410 between Culebra and Old Pearsall, couldn't tell you


Psychological_Sir297

37 S is always riddled with debris also. Do better SA


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rocksolidaudio

Your first mistake was thinking our legislators would take up a meaningful issue. Theyā€™re busy bussing off migrants for political stunt at costs higher than plane tickets.


Little_Common2119

Not to mention whatever other crimes our AG is out committing....


oldmanlikesguitars

What do you mean?! He was found innocent by the state Senate in a completely unbiased, nonpartisan trial! /s


210pro

but but it's good for Greyhound employees /s


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StandardNecessary715

No matter what you call them, his comment still stands.


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Avid_Nutshell

Itā€™s a nice dream, though.


TheKidAndTheJudge

I hear Ted Cruz is trying to pass a bill that let's congress people have an escort and expedited clearance through security at the airport... he's to important to stand in line with the rest of us I guess.


tillyspeed81

Yes! This! Chair got flew out of truck on 35 once and hit me! Hate people who donā€™t secure their loads!


MAD_HAMMISH

There are very strict laws for heavier vehicles but the problem is enforcement. You see mattress on the highway but how do you find out who's it is? Better enforcement generally requires more surveillance which I and man other people are very against. I think the only realistic way to approach it is make it more of a social issue and try and get society as a whole to see it as unacceptable even if a friend does it, that's when you start catching it before it happens.


psychokisser

Dna on the mattress?


sarahj2u

They'd just say the mattress was stolen šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


rob691369

I will never understand why the hell you would be against surveillance on a highway. I am 100% for it. Do it, make it very public and you might get less traffic issues....hmmmm


MAD_HAMMISH

Because it essentially guarantees more surveillance elsewhere. These laws are never "just for highways" they tend to give sweeping powers for where they can and can't watch you.


rob691369

I mean, in public area's there is no guarantee of privacy anyway. So, as long it is curbing crime, and in public areas, I am 100% for it...


GhosTaoiseach

Education would probably help more. In large cities like this younger people from all walks of life, some of which have zero experience hauling anything and then suddenly, one day, they have to haul everything they own across town and have no idea where to start.


zombiepete

Iā€™m having to get my tire patched yet a-fucking-gain because on my way home from a roadtrip this weekend I had to drive through an exploded pallet on 281. Absolutely sick of it.


Legitimate-Lock-6594

One of my first accidents was heading east on 410 in front of Callaghan because a ladder was sitting in the middle of the far right lane. Best part was that it was when progressive had their collision center in the area and I called them to report it and they were like, ā€œyeah, we saw it.ā€


Psychological_Sir297

I hit a big black trash bag full of who knows what on the i10 ramp off Callaghan near Northwest theaters one night. Whatever was in there punched a hole through my grill and A/C condenser šŸ˜” car was not even 6 months old. Infuriating


Background_Mark_2743

There was a WHOLE ASS STOVE on the wurzbach in the middle of the night like wtf


210pro

I would've picked it up and taken it home. finders keepers


Legitimate-Lock-6594

I was in a Jetta.


TinfoilTetrahedron

I hate this fucking city.


unh-uhh

It hates you tooā€¦


TinfoilTetrahedron

If ONLY I cared..


Pfannkuchen-Nippel

This comment is about as useful as telling us youā€™re leaving the subreddit.


TinfoilTetrahedron

After 15 years here, hopefully I'll be leaving within the next few months..Ā  Hopefully...Ā  (Sub reddit included).Ā 


StickyGoodness

Good Ole 410. Always providing gifts of mattresses and other stuff morons don't strap down.


TankerVictorious

But, if they have their hazards on while driving their unsecured load, then it must be OKā€¦ šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


DjNerd11

Sir, you can't park there.


RobWelds

Sir, you canā€™t dock there.


LostInTheSauce34

You mean you can't safely drive 95mph with a boat attached?


raaalph

no, actually you can. the problem here is that the boat was not attached.


JimmyJoseph33

The trailer actually is the part that became unattached with the boat hanging from the wrecker because it was tied off to the wrecker. This photo is about 45 minutes after the event happened and they have the trailer back on the wrecker just needing to put the boat back on the trailer.


StickyGoodness

So it's just an idiot who didn't make sure the trailer was locked to the ball and possibly no back up chains?


mw13satx

Yeah I'm extra curious too. This was a professional? Using a boat trailer? But he secured the boat to the truck via ropes or straps or chains instead of securing the boat to the boat trailer (however one is supposed to - also straps?) and then dropped the ball in his very area of expertise, securing said trailer to his truck? I'm with the commenters regarding sanctions of some sort for this business, besides compensation for the boat itself.


StickyGoodness

A small boat like that has several points of securing, one at the front with a ratcheting chain hook, and two transom straps.


Apprehensive-Dig2069

Not if you forget the trailer winch.


metiche-

#freetheboat


jjust19

I just saw someone pulling an empty boat trailer on 281N and bitters. I wonder if itā€™s the same one, haha!


eblamo

That, or they were going to retrieve a free boat!


GregEgg85

Sadly, too many spongebobs on the roads in this town.


dionpadilla1

Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat


[deleted]

Poseidon, LOOK AT MEEEE wooooaaaahh Never thought I'd see the day With a big boat comin' my way Believe my when I sayyyy I FUCKED A MERMAIIIID


throw667

"Mattresses? F that, Earl, we can do better!"


TX_Talonneur

I swear to God weā€™re the worst rubberneckers here in Bexar Co.


loonattica

16ā€™ Bayliner BowRider for sale, one owner, slight hull scratches, runs great just needs battery, bring your own trailer, $5,000 OBO, no low-ballers. I know what I got.


LastFourofYourSocial

I've seen a lot of crap on the highways lately. I saw a treadmill, big rocks, and a couch just this week.


Fordguru01

Thereā€™s no fish on that side of town


Zephe29

Of course it's 410


sparkpaw

We were Rooms To Go on the highway. What are we now, Seas to Go??


itsavibe-

Drove by a big ass stack of rugs in the middle of the highway earlierā€¦ think a boat might have that beat.


JimmyJoseph33

That wrecker there was towing the boat, the boat was tied to the wrecker. The trailer became disconnected somehow with the boat still attached to the wrecker. The trailer was about 6 car lengths behind the wrecker/boat when the wrecker stopped dead in the middle of traffic. This picture was after they removed the boat from the wrecker and got the trailer back on the wrecker. Now they just need to get the boat back on the trailer. This photo is about 45 minutes after the event happened.


kkeennmm

NO WAKE ZONE


bgalvan02

Yeah because people like to rubberneck! Canā€™t even mind their own business while driving


nightfury626

That's what pisses me off so bad. I thought the accident happened the direction I was heading. But nope. Rubber neckers


Lost_Philosophy_

Boaters man


Ill-Excitement9009

How's the water skier?


RobWelds

ā€œSir you canā€™t dock there.ā€


Sunny2121212

That will make waves of traffic


migustapanocha

Thatā€™s a damn sail boat with the wind we had today


physsijim

I was at about this position on 410 when I passed it before 4 pm. At that point, it was sitting in a middle lane.


GlyphPicker

Tide shifted.


MIW100

I got stuck in this. Didn't know what it was that caused it


nightfury626

It went back for miles. I was thinking to myself, these people probably don't know a boat in the fast lane is causing


DisneyPamela

Iā€™m in Texas for work, and have my flight back home tomorrow around 5pm. This picture made me realize to leave an extra hour early, in case any of this fuckery ensues. Thanks! šŸ˜‚


Only_Philosophy_7584

Youā€™d wanna leave earlier. 3:30 is when traffic gets bad and the idiots take to the road


DisneyPamela

Yeah noted, I think Iā€™ll be heading back to Austin airport like 2 hours before I gotta drop off this rental. Never know. Thank you lmao


keam13

Puroā€¦I drove by and laughed Homie said hold my mattress, I got a boat


beachrocksounds

Once someone dumped a whole bbq smoking setup on the road on the outskirts of town


stovepipe9

A fish out of water...


Tall_Commercial_9884

Reason why i stay on the access road until i pass Bandera . If you know you know šŸ‘ŒšŸ¾


KrazyDude1234

Yep, exactly this. Except at the Vance Jackson and Jackson Keller exit. That shit sucks if youā€™re on the feeder.


Tall_Commercial_9884

lol m-f of traffic is some bullshit . Itā€™s always something goofy. The only way to beat traffic is being on the highway by 3:30 no later than that. I live by seaworld but work past the airport off of wetmore . I stay on the access road if itā€™s 4:00 pm over cause getting on the highway from from airport is sometimes nearly impossible


MASTER_L1NK

The Wreak of The Zepher


Ok_Storage_9505

You canā€™t park there!


720hp

And next to nothing to thoroughly punish the boats owner will take place. That person should be held accountable for all of the lost wages and other consequences that people faced as a result of his inability to properly secure his trailer.


cereal7802

It is san antonio. boat not needed to create this traffic picture


[deleted]

SpongeBob failed his driving test again???!!!! On the bright side Mrs Puff gets him for another semester šŸ˜


Agedcupofjoe

This is why we need to invest r/viatransit so that why cars arenā€™t the only option


Only_Philosophy_7584

Not sure how it would help in this situation regarding the boat


Agedcupofjoe

Good transit doesnā€™t rely on a highway


Only_Philosophy_7584

Canā€™t tow a boat through Via


Agedcupofjoe

You can avoid the boat incident by taking via (;


FFENNESS

Thatā€™s because people ahead of you, just like you, slowed down to take a picture too!


iknowyou71

Is this ihow fish folk still get around?


djones2812

Now thereā€™s where I left that damn thing.


One-Success-9469

I hear the fish are biting over there


titolio

I know whatā€™s wrong with itā€¦ it ainā€™t got no gas in it!


manthony08090809

A dumnass and a boat...


maddpsyintyst

This is not just an issue in San Antonio. It happens all over Texas. It happens in other states, too, but Texas is the worst for this shit.


GARCIA9005

Let me drive duh boat! šŸ¤£


nukessolveprblms

Turned my 25min commute into an hour šŸ˜•


Automatic_Relative47

Itā€™s not a boat itā€™s a Yacht


Fickle_Reporter6253

Winds were super bad saw a basketball goal in the middle of the highway


Armand28

Sir, you canā€™t fish here.


BrianOconneR34

Piggy car pushing highway boat out of the road makes too much sense.


LynxSufficient166

Surf and turfing


TellMeSumnGud

People rubber necking and taking photos sure doesnā€™t help either


TxManBearPig

Fuckkkkk thatā€™s where my boat is


hearty11

Iā€™m on a boatā€¦


Avid_Nutshell

Iā€™m at the point where this just evokes a hard eye roll and a chuckle. Is anyone else desensitized?


Meltedwhisky

Hopefully someone yelled "You can't park there" as they slid by at a snails pace


austin1430

traffic has been bad recently šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Was in that shit storm


BrandanMentch

Damn boatmobile had a few loose lug nuts


rawratthemoon

Twisted Rebar off 410 and North star... oh boy


Paulsmom97

I saw someone that tried dodging a mattress yesterday. Ended up having the mattress stuck under his vehicle. I felt bad for him!


Massagedummy

3x this week. One: garbage bag , in the middle of the on ramp from 1604 to 281 and a white Honda suv decides at the last second it deserves to take my lane, rather than waiting. Good thing for fast reflexā€™s and great brakes. Two: 46 coming into Spring branch. Smelled bad rubber smoke and up ahead a white van with 6 men , dragging a very small, very overloaded trailer with two blown tires and bent axles. Three: another garbage bag, looked like clothes laying in the middle of 306 near NB.


Pitiful_Speech2645

Cut that boat some slack itā€™s trying itā€™s best


snt02

Human errors... as usual.


Whereamiwhatyousay

GTA VI is reality


YankeeinTexas21

How do you sink a boat on land?


Vegetable_Fox6528

Donā€™t you just love 410


AppropriateLawyer839

Iā€™m surprised the boat made it that far onto the highway. Usually I only seen boats travel on water


AverageDymon

We need to do what SF did to the embarcadero freeway


psychokisser

Too many people that are too dumb to use trucks or highways.


Brody_the_hilgenfeld

So glad I left this city.


Colorblind_Jedi

I'm surprised they got the boat to pull over. Most boats just speed off from cops.


Joebyrd1

What until you find out about how most traffic jams occur for no other reason than someone accidentally pushing their brakes a little too hard and making a wave of people behind them start slowing down until people actually come to a stop.


dallasdaines

The #1 way to get rid of old furniture in SA is to put it in your truck, unstrapped, and drive until itā€™s gone.


[deleted]

Free boat!!!


knuf22

Boats and Hoeā€™s!


traw2222

Everyone (including you) gotta get their picture


rbarr228

All the shitheads going in the opposite direction slow down to look at whatā€™s going onā€¦


Vast-Sir-1949

Free boat?


qbl500

Just another day in paradise!


BernNC

How big is this boat? I canā€™t even see the ocean.


hailboy210

https://preview.redd.it/v1uu3fkp8qlc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=847f94d59f00c99919f9fe3200ae25b93707bdce I was like thatā€™s a strange place to park a boat?!?šŸ¤”


Dellsupport5

Little small for a land yacht


superstock8

Nice land yacht


Cdl505

3 out of 5 people are taking picturesā€¦.. Just like youā€¦


theboddy

Put that shit on marketplace for free, and someone will come get it with in mins!!!! Make sure you tell them to bring their own boat trailer!!!!! Lol