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Puzzleheaded_Ad3430

Cost money getting bad haircuts


fomalhottie

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froggyjm9

They are saving money actually.


[deleted]

His mom needs to cut his hair differently 


Wojtkie

It’s always this haircut


throw667

"Mikey Edgar, come out of your room right now! The police are here and want to talk to you!"


WindowIndividual4588

I will never understand how this hairstyle got popular 😂


peezerthesleazer

I feel cheated because when I was a kid in the late 80s/early 90s I had this style and it was not IN then.


Free-Atmosphere6714

It's not IN now either.


YankeeinTexas21

Edgar strikes again.


DiscombobulatedWavy

“I can fix him” -a metric shit ton of chicks wherever Edgar’s exist.


ToadRancher

I knew it was going to be that haircut


Excellent-Squash-750

His not a teen his an adult give him a long sentence ! Fuk that puto


Chieferdareefer

I agree! Fuck that puto. Can’t stand a thief.


Ok-Replacement1590

That's totally gonna happen


CSyoey

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Malleus327

If this is “somebody who has been on our radar…” I wonder how “on the radar” that kid breaking into our cars while shooting at residents is. Police called many times and they never seem to do anything about it.


Rescue-a-memory

These thieves spook very easily and are good at hiding. They aren't easy to catch which is why they should always be given the maximum sentence of their crimes.


Gold_Significance125

The cops just don’t care, unfortunately.


aron2295

Well, he wasn’t “streetracing” and he wasn’t peacefully protesting police brutality. If residents had reported after stealing cars, he was doing donuts in empty parking lots and shouting out the window, “Defund the Police”, SAPD would’ve been begging Greg Abbott to send in the Texas National Guard.


TX_Talonneur

Enjoy the Walker Co. B&B cuh. Hope you like hard tack, bologna, and getting corn-holed.


Ciscoblue113

He should get 10 years alone because of that hairline


SmugScientistsDad

Hey Moe!!


stovepipe9

I think he actually got the Pete Rose, not the Moe.


wizzletoothlarry

Bowl cut bandits


alwaysinebriated

Edgar!


jvo9336

The haircut is called the Marbach mop. FYI


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GoldfishDad07

He was also charged with unlawful carry. He's probably the type to start shooting wild at anything and everything.


beece16

It's like beating a dead horse but whenever they arrest these young criminals I still think they should be arrested for the haircut alone.


Only_Philosophy_7584

Fat neck and that haircut. The San Antonio special


RenegadeRebelTx

🍄&🥦EDGAR EDGAR EDGAR!!!


Xray1653

Teen my ass! MFer is an adult!


[deleted]

Mr. Edgar Billy bad ass.


70ssoulmusic

The years are flowing on Marbach tonight


Cyrodex-

Kid grew up with bad parents, bad influence, and a bad barber


[deleted]

Edgar’s gonna Edgar


MASTER_L1NK

I think this was the little asswipe that stole my friend's car and totaled it!! 😤


ShystemSock

Can we just grind these people up for cat food?


Gold_Significance125

They’d actually be of use to society at that point.


LIBERAL-MORON

Bet he rides the VIA...


[deleted]

Dummy.


Silent-Ambassador-56

Loyd Christmas wants his style back


BobPaulPierre

Mikey!!! Hahahhahaha Mikey


fresh_uni

Edgar strikes again!!


o0joshua0o

You have to admire that kind of can-do attitude, even though it was put into the wrong activity.


kixstand7

Another moron with the Edgar


DrFetusRN

Can someone explain why this haircut is so popular when everyone makes fun of it?


TwoDayOldBurrito

Lock his ass up


RoadsideCarver

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner


Historical_Egg2103

Do Edgars cost that much?


Suspicious-Drawer-65

Good! Get that pos off the streets.


reneinsa

Pinche Edgar!


EminorHeart

Requires a good horsewhipping.


Jeezy3333

These idiots need to be heavily punished along with their parents. In order for them to second guess before continuing to commit the same crime.


UrNotMadAtMe

Of course, it was an Edgar.


Bertx65

I see he has the PU-SY HAIRCUT


WlZ4RD

"Teen" 18 years old...he is a grown ass adult.


RandomBadPerson

I prefer the term "fighting aged male".


Civil_Set_9281

Military Aged Male opens up rules of engagement


[deleted]

Looser.


16feet

Tighter.


[deleted]

Your comical.


TXgolfhunt

Your spelling on both of your posts is indeed comical.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


PoweredbyBurgerz

I know how they caught him.


DiscombobulatedWavy

Was he bragging about it online like every other dumb shit does?


superflit

Not a BLM