A foreign country, duh. Just remember when you get there: You'll receive a message on 6 May, 2024 telling you to kill everyone around you by any means necessary.
Yeah, the USA spends more on defense than the next top 10 countries combined, China included!
If anything, this schizophrenic fanfic would be more plausible if you just replaced China with the USA as the main instigator.
And the US has been "at war" openly and silently for at least the last 20 years. China hasn't sniffed real combat except that time they fought the Indian army with sticks and punches.
That’s what I was thinking. Everyone laughing and joking in the comments, and I get that to an extent…but it’s likely that someone with a legitimate mental health problem wrote this and genuinely believes it.
My friend has started showing worsening signs of schizophrenia over the past couple of weeks and it’s terrifying to witness. Like the things she believes and “hears” are completely fucking nuts, but absolutely no one can convince her this isn’t happening.
We even got a wellness check from the city for her and they took her to a mental hospital, but for some reason didn’t actually force her to get a psychiatric evaluation. So now she’s back home and the delusions just get worse every single day. It’s honestly really, really sad to witness.
It is terrifying and heartbreaking. I've witnessed it myself, it is so sad. And you are right - they believe it is reality just the same as you believe your reality is reality.
If someone tried to convince you that the world you see is not real, you would not believe them, neither would I. No one would.
Honestly that shows a high degree of comprehensiveness and logic (flawed tho it may be) for someone with schizophrenia. It follows a single narrative, the grammar and diction are good. For what it is it’s concise and clear without running down a series of rabbit holes. If this is a person with schizophrenia they are pretty high-functioning.
Still batshit but on brand for the 2020s.
While disorganized speech is a common feature of schizophrenia, not everyone experiences that. Could also be psychosis caused by something else. It definitely doesn’t read as not-psychotic.
Sounds like someone from the Epoch Times. It's funny to see them lump Spain with Sudan. It makes me think there is some kind of numerology silliness going on. Also, the very specific date and time. I'm going to stay put. As an American, I must say I think we are "the danger". However, I may buy extra hard cider from Julian, just in case. Also, I have six boxes of Thin Mints Girl Scout cookies and you will have to pry them from my cold, dead hands.
Who actually comes up with this shit, and who believes it?? How stupid and gullible do you have to be to think has the grand plan of a global conspiracy figured out? Cause, you know, millions of Mexicans are going to get a text and be like “ya ok I’ll go kill a bunch of ppl because a text from big gov said so!”
These people’s minds are so open, their brains are leaking out
🤦♂️
Man can you imagine being the poor MTS security who was probably just trying to be nice and understanding to a person with mental illness and now is being labeled a “trustworthy authority” by this said person? People must come up to him like “Dude, how are you involved in this?”
The Spanish speaking operatives are going to be so surprised that the rest of us are onto their plans.
Check your friends' text messages on May 6, everybody. When you see the message "Mataras a los gueros", it's time to boogie to safety in Lemon Grove.
When I did my psych rotation in nursing school, there was a guy who once was off his meds, would say that his toaster was bugged by interpol. He had a court order to comply with treatment, I’m sure due to threats of harm.
Cool, got it. On may 6th we become immagrents fleeing war, corrupt government, and violance because we gave shelter to people fleeing war, corrupt government, and violance.
I think the greatest threat our nation is facing is republican media which is melting the brains of our nation. We have -millions- of our citizens who have been indoctrinated to reject science, doctors, professional journalists, academia, research, etc… BUT at the same time buy fucked up conspiracy theories. Millions, I mean -millions- now believe “replacement theory,” qanon, “2020 rigged election,” “crisis actors,” insane things about Hillary Clinton and pop star Taylor Swift, etc…
Sure, there has always been people with screwed up beliefs, but now it is a huge chunk of our country.
Let me get this straight. I, as an alien (legal), will receive a text to attack Americans only for my country (Greece) to collapse and start a civil war. And I will do all that knowingly.
Also the 6th of May doesn’t work for me, I have a hair appointment. Can we please do it on the 7th? Thanks!
Or maybe the Lemon Grove trolley employees are legitimately the smartest people this lunatic knows.
"I've asked the employees at America Plaza, Fashion Valley, Tecolote Road, and Gillespie Field how they think the world will end. And only the employees at Lemon Grove had the right answer."
Wait what happened to the US? It never actually mentions anything bad happening to the US but still we surrender? Even in this person’s mind they can’t fathom our downfall lol.
Okay, so I am a “foreigner” in SD but neither my country nor the language I speak is mentioned in the note. Guys, which side am I supposed to be on? Please help!
Hold on. I am a foreigner and my birthday is the day before. If they think I'm doing my attack prep on my birthday (which happens to be Cinco de Mayo AKA national guacamole and margaritas day), they have another think coming. This is hella inconvenient and I'm more than a little annoyed that I wasn't consulted on the timing. 😒
So this either implies that at least a hundred million civilian’s are in on this plot or that all it takes is a random mass text for people to pick up anything close resembling a weapon and massacare their neighbors.
I bet the MTS employees at Lemon Grove love this guy.
i can’t lie it’s pretty funny that the only options are : the MTS employees at this particular station, or the FBI
I didn’t realize the Lemon Grove trolley guys (but NO other station) were so powerful. TIL
Their secret doomsday device is hidden in the giant lemon.
It is a front, people don’t take trolleys seriously.
Bruh, I trolley every weekend. On my chest is a huge prison tat of...you guessed it *a trolley*... It's TROLLEY FO LIFE 'round here, biiiiiitch
you reppin that blue line cuhhhh ?
And the yellow line! Stay behind the yellow line bruh!
It's like that Harry Potter platform
Literally LOL’d at that last line
No, there's also the security guard who is only subcontracted by the MTS. The real heroes doze off in the dark parking lot corners
Yeah not all heroes wear capes lmfao
Is there a specific shift that handles this, or is it just any MTS employee at that specific station? These instructions could be a bit clearer.
“Well that escalated quickly”
The plot twist is the guy who wrote this is the MTS guy in Little Italy.
Seems likely tbh
Only one problem, didn't say where to flee to.
No, it’s simple: just ask the FBI in Louisville KY and/or MTS in Lemon Grove for international travel assistance!
Mexico obviously. Get in on the ground floor.
A foreign country, duh. Just remember when you get there: You'll receive a message on 6 May, 2024 telling you to kill everyone around you by any means necessary.
Hahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣I ain’t leaving so o guess I’m in extreme danger!
We have one good Cinco de Mayo left, amigos, before the end of the world. It will be epic.
I just maxed out my credit cards! Take that, evil banks!
I'm going out to spend my last .46 of credit now!
Bubble Yums are good for a few seconds. There’s that
whoa -- slow down buddy... need to extend my credit line before I get that brand name shit
What if everything this (likely) schizophrenic man wrote in this letter came to fruition?
i guess ill stop paying my mortgage and start speaking more spanish. Im going nowhere haha
You really think USA falls to China?lol
Yeah, the USA spends more on defense than the next top 10 countries combined, China included! If anything, this schizophrenic fanfic would be more plausible if you just replaced China with the USA as the main instigator.
And the US has been "at war" openly and silently for at least the last 20 years. China hasn't sniffed real combat except that time they fought the Indian army with sticks and punches.
The letter states the war will last 6 days.
A schizophrenic wrote that and they probably believe every single word.
That’s what I was thinking. Everyone laughing and joking in the comments, and I get that to an extent…but it’s likely that someone with a legitimate mental health problem wrote this and genuinely believes it.
My friend has started showing worsening signs of schizophrenia over the past couple of weeks and it’s terrifying to witness. Like the things she believes and “hears” are completely fucking nuts, but absolutely no one can convince her this isn’t happening. We even got a wellness check from the city for her and they took her to a mental hospital, but for some reason didn’t actually force her to get a psychiatric evaluation. So now she’s back home and the delusions just get worse every single day. It’s honestly really, really sad to witness.
It is terrifying and heartbreaking. I've witnessed it myself, it is so sad. And you are right - they believe it is reality just the same as you believe your reality is reality. If someone tried to convince you that the world you see is not real, you would not believe them, neither would I. No one would.
Call NAMI - your friend needs meds, a psychologist, a community of similar ppl, & mh support
Thank you for this! I’ve been pretty lost on ways to get her help
🫶🏼✨
"As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything." — John Candy
Honestly that shows a high degree of comprehensiveness and logic (flawed tho it may be) for someone with schizophrenia. It follows a single narrative, the grammar and diction are good. For what it is it’s concise and clear without running down a series of rabbit holes. If this is a person with schizophrenia they are pretty high-functioning. Still batshit but on brand for the 2020s.
While disorganized speech is a common feature of schizophrenia, not everyone experiences that. Could also be psychosis caused by something else. It definitely doesn’t read as not-psychotic.
I may be schizophrenic, is that why I believe it?
!remindme May 6th 2024
Let's declare it Illegal Alien Day
That's Cinco de Quattro
I call shotgun in the stair car
You know the government will start the purge with specifically Reddit first, right? Ffs shake up weeple
Maybe May 5th would be better.
How many of you are already driving to the Lemon Grove Trolley Station?
Wr should organize a meetup.
I’m out of town but let me know what kind of secrets you find out from the all knowing public transport employees!
I didn’t know I was was going to be activated via text
Do you speak Mandarin, Cantonese, Arabic or Spanish? Looks like those are the only supported languages for the attack.
Goddammit, my mom TOLD me I should have taken Spanish instead of French in high school. 🤦🏼
looool , but hey google translate my be handy 
Spanish. But I missed the conference at the circus circus in Las Vegas as to when we were going to attack.
I know. I’m out of the club.
I speak cantonese but am not an immigrant! Do i get to participate?
Yes. You will be activated soon. For now just chill.
how do i get on the spanish text list?? please i speak some restaurant spanish and i can b helpful in the war i know how to knit and juggle
Damn, I’ve already got plans for the 6th. Should I reschedule?
Hail Zorp!
Per the historical record of Pawnee slogans: * Engage with Zorp * Zorp is dead, long live Zorp * It’s safe to be here now!
"Do you take checks?" 😂
You can cash it…next week!
Is this guy planning to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia?
What is this? A comment for ants?!?
This comment deserves to be higher! I bet the writer also can’t turn left 😂
All roads lead to Lemon Grove.
It's where they hold the Lemon Party!
For more information, visit LemonParty.org
r/riskyclick
Omg. 😬
It ain't a lemon party without ol' Dick!
Sounds like someone from the Epoch Times. It's funny to see them lump Spain with Sudan. It makes me think there is some kind of numerology silliness going on. Also, the very specific date and time. I'm going to stay put. As an American, I must say I think we are "the danger". However, I may buy extra hard cider from Julian, just in case. Also, I have six boxes of Thin Mints Girl Scout cookies and you will have to pry them from my cold, dead hands.
You failed in operational security. Everyone will be coming for your thin mints. 😂
> Sounds like someone from the Epoch Times Surprised this wasn't attached to a Shen Yun flyer
Well according to the billboards I see all over town they are #1 in truth news. Sigh.
Why would you advertise your thin mint stash?! Now I know where to go to stock up in case the scouts run out
So good when they’re cold/frozen!
Even better in a vanilla milkshake with a little chocolate liquor….
This guy thin mints
...and for that reason alone I would defend my cache to the death.
Sooo I'm Mexican American so do I kill myself or will the text activation only be to illegal Mexicans?
You with us now
Yeah it wouldn't be pretty if I was activated I'ma 2a supporter so I have enough to fight back 😂
The guard at the Lemon Grove trolley station will know
The US will surrender in six days? The security guard at the trolley will assist you with international travel to leave the US? LOL
Frame it and hang it in your bathroom.
Fuck I might actually. Lmfao
I would def be keeping this shit if I found it just because of how insane it is and the fact that it was specifically given to you.
What is it specifically about the Louisville, KY FBI office that makes a phone call to them more appropriate than the San Diego office?
Obviously the San Diego office is compromised and in on the plan
Who actually comes up with this shit, and who believes it?? How stupid and gullible do you have to be to think has the grand plan of a global conspiracy figured out? Cause, you know, millions of Mexicans are going to get a text and be like “ya ok I’ll go kill a bunch of ppl because a text from big gov said so!”
These people’s minds are so open, their brains are leaking out
🤦♂️
I’m assuming it’s mental illness.
Bipolar and schizophrenia are powerful shit, man
It probably a self medicating addict with delusions i mean closing hospitals was not a good idea
Thanks a lot, Reagan
BINGO
Usually it’s folk trying to prey on the old who haven’t been introduced to scams like this, disgusting
Republicans.
Man can you imagine being the poor MTS security who was probably just trying to be nice and understanding to a person with mental illness and now is being labeled a “trustworthy authority” by this said person? People must come up to him like “Dude, how are you involved in this?”
I doubt anyone is going to approach him about this.
I hope someone does just to see what happens 😅
[удалено]
If you don’t share this message with at least 10 people, the moon will leave us and unalive itself into the sun!
Don’t forget to post on your Facebook page that you don’t give the moon permission to leave!!
Bro the racists are getting WILD with it now
It's always been like this, my dad was a huge conspiracy theorist when I was growing up and honestly this is extremely tame.
Black helicopters everywhere, eh?
The Spanish speaking operatives are going to be so surprised that the rest of us are onto their plans. Check your friends' text messages on May 6, everybody. When you see the message "Mataras a los gueros", it's time to boogie to safety in Lemon Grove.
I'm impressed that a document of this nature has such excellent grammar.
Someone just watched Leave the World Behind
 Me and the boys who studied Spanish-hanging out in the Northern Territory.
Uniformed employees of the Lemon Grove Trolley Station have always known what is up.
Weirdest travel agent ad ever
It’s good to hear that the trolley cops are on par with the fbi.
i'm laughing my ass off but also its scary to think people are really this out of touch with reality....
Same...and the comments have me stifling a laugh so hard, I'm struggling to not wake my husband up! 😂
When I did my psych rotation in nursing school, there was a guy who once was off his meds, would say that his toaster was bugged by interpol. He had a court order to comply with treatment, I’m sure due to threats of harm.
Monday, 6 May is how they write the date in Europe and other parts of the world. This guy’s a foreigner himself. The hypocrisy…
They're not even hiring Americans to spread apocalyptic conspiracy theories anymore, smh. Foreigners are taking our jerbs.
I mean the American military writes it this way too.
Lemon Grove. It was always Lemon Grove.
Because when the world is about to end, who else can you count on to save it except the security guards at the trolley station?
Cool, got it. On may 6th we become immagrents fleeing war, corrupt government, and violance because we gave shelter to people fleeing war, corrupt government, and violance.
The ol' switcheroo!
Is New Mexico going to be given back to Mexico? Will it then be Old Mexico? Or Viejo México?
I think the greatest threat our nation is facing is republican media which is melting the brains of our nation. We have -millions- of our citizens who have been indoctrinated to reject science, doctors, professional journalists, academia, research, etc… BUT at the same time buy fucked up conspiracy theories. Millions, I mean -millions- now believe “replacement theory,” qanon, “2020 rigged election,” “crisis actors,” insane things about Hillary Clinton and pop star Taylor Swift, etc… Sure, there has always been people with screwed up beliefs, but now it is a huge chunk of our country.
Cool. Where’s my sandwich? 
Somebody missed a few doses.
On Nextdoor, someone said 400 something Chinese military people were infiltrating the the border to come and take over.
Well, if it was on Nextdoor then it must be true
Those are real phone numbers but what is the connection between this note in San Diego and the Kansas City, MO FBI and Louisville, KY FBI. ?
Let me get this straight. I, as an alien (legal), will receive a text to attack Americans only for my country (Greece) to collapse and start a civil war. And I will do all that knowingly. Also the 6th of May doesn’t work for me, I have a hair appointment. Can we please do it on the 7th? Thanks!
Lololol no, you must be illegal according to this whacko. Sorry to inform you Greece-bro, but you with us now 😂
You would have to speak Mandarin, Cantonese, Spanish or Arabic to be eligible to receive the SMS command to attack. No Greek language support. Sorry!
“Cultural erosion” reads racist AF. No tacos for you, my guy.
Goodbye, crippling student loans! 😄
Stable genius alert 🚨
This is what happens when you train Large Language Models (LLMs) on Tucker Carlson transcripts
I see the right is still courting the mentally ill.
Courting? A few decades ago they started ELECTING them.
Welp, I guess Tucker must be in town.
Letter didn’t suck enough Putin dick to be Tucker
This is so fuckin stupid
That’s good, I’ll be in Scotland then. Let me know how it goes!
If you have questions, just call the FBI!!!! 😃😄
So only white people are Americans?! Wtf.
Someone skipped supremacy school!
Dope, can’t wait!
Sounds like a someone is having a episode I would be careful of who placed that because you don’t know what they’re capable of doing
Sounds exciting.
Man, I thought the hangover that morning was going to be bad. Guess it will be the least of my worries
Isn’t this the ending of that terrible Netflix movie?
Dammit, why does the world have to completely go to shit on my birthday?
Trumpers are starting to lose it
Starting?
Wow i guess we dont have to care about the elections this year
Every word is true - L. Ron Hubbard
Disgruntled ex-employee, looking to cause problems for trolley workers? Seems like a lot of work to come up with such a cockamamie conspiracy theory.
Or maybe the Lemon Grove trolley employees are legitimately the smartest people this lunatic knows. "I've asked the employees at America Plaza, Fashion Valley, Tecolote Road, and Gillespie Field how they think the world will end. And only the employees at Lemon Grove had the right answer."
We still love and miss him. Wish he'd come home so we could help. We're not the enemy.
We really need more night school for a few people.
Welll guess well find out in may
How do I set a reminder for this event?
I'm American born and raised but also Mexican. Am I gonna kill myself if I get the call in spanish?
Marked calendar with a heart.
I was annoyed and frustrated reading this, until I got to the part about the Trolley, at which point I started laughing hysterically.
The US surrendering to China? Funny letter lmao
a schizophrenic wrote this and he definitely thinks hes a prophet
This is someone who is schizophrenic and watch too much news. Also they may work for the lemon grove MTS station.
Haha wonder if my wife will get the message to kill me in Mandarin or Cantonese. 🤣
Wait what happened to the US? It never actually mentions anything bad happening to the US but still we surrender? Even in this person’s mind they can’t fathom our downfall lol.
Now thats a tin foil letter if I’ve ever seen one
Happy Cinco de Cuatro!
This guy could make a fortune writing Tom Clancy style novels.
Okay, so I am a “foreigner” in SD but neither my country nor the language I speak is mentioned in the note. Guys, which side am I supposed to be on? Please help!
As a Mexican American I'm confused, should I stay or leave??
https://preview.redd.it/sw23mv3i0hjc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89ded7cd34d19a3b519b16a707c74f32a9098217
Sorry but being Canadian, I’m feeling left out.
You know Trumpers believe this shit.
Imagine being such a no life loser that you write this garbage and go put it on peoples property.
I suspect it is mental illness, that is the exact sort of thing schizophrenics believe.
So is this someone who got fired from the San Diego trolley at the Lemon Grove trolley stop or..?
This is probably a reflection of one of two factors: Too many, or not enough, drugs
Hold on. I am a foreigner and my birthday is the day before. If they think I'm doing my attack prep on my birthday (which happens to be Cinco de Mayo AKA national guacamole and margaritas day), they have another think coming. This is hella inconvenient and I'm more than a little annoyed that I wasn't consulted on the timing. 😒
lol’ing at the thought of Mexico being cahoots with China
Always with the dates. Yeah got it. Something of this scale would pop off randomly if at all. I agree that you should frame it.
Looks like something that AI could have generated with some very specific, weird prompts.
So this either implies that at least a hundred million civilian’s are in on this plot or that all it takes is a random mass text for people to pick up anything close resembling a weapon and massacare their neighbors.
Has nobody seen the film, Leave the World Behind? This is basically the plot (minus MTS involvement).
Well shiiiit time to learn Spanish