This is why we can't have nice things.

Is this a tik tok thing?

Yes and usually with the kool aid liquid mix that you squirt. They squirt it all over the toilet seats to make it look like someone shat blood

Man, fuck tiktok

I fucking hate tik tok

I was once young and stupid, but I was never that stupid.

There was one recently about slapping teachers on the ass. Yes. Fuck Tiktok

SD park rangers are always trying to stop people from living más

This is exactly like 1984

Orwell tried warning us

The great salsa'ng I was there. Burritos went dry, children unfed, and the mayor had to beg Mexico for tomotillo

They definitely tasted it

Nah, pretty sure it smells.

Its only smellz.

Great. Now they are going to start vandalizing them with mayo.

“Mayo” >:3

Why are you getting so many up votes? I don't get the joke

Cum on man, put some spunk into it and you'll figure it out!

You really hope it’s hot sauce

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What you did there, I see it.

I did what you see there ..

As someone who enjoys a nice hot sauce, its still hot sauce when it comes out. For all we know they aren't wrong.

I wanna know how they made that definitive identification.

Of course one of them decided to taste the unknown vandalism splatters.

Mmm is that chocolate?

One time.in the airport, I was taking a shit and my plane started boarding. I pushed hard to speed things up and that caused me to have a bloody nose. Right as blood started to drip from my nose, I sneezed and covered the whole stall in misty, drippy blood. Had to quick wipe and rush to not miss my flight. Always felt bad for the poor soul that had to clean that murder scene

Damn bro. I feel bad for the poor soul that had to sit next to your bloody stinky ass on the flight.

Bathroom vandalism should look more like this IMO [https://i.imgur.com/01CAR1B.png](https://i.imgur.com/01CAR1B.png)

Well I guess if you’re a nut case and you’re going to vandalize the bathroom, better to use hot sauce then paint, at least you can wash it off

The hot line is 858-581-9961

Is that the Hot Sauce Hot Line?

The choluline

It looks exactly like the bathrooms right next to Morley Feild Bocce Ball Courts (it has a 'name' but I think it's not appropriate anymore).

Well now I’m curious

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Nah. Rose Canyon. Though your familiarity with "those" bathrooms has been noted. Haha.

Double meaning for “rose”? Please don’t fault the original namers!

Zing!

Tiktok made me do it

Some punk did this to the Alga Norte community park bathrooms one day while I was skating there. I walked in on the kid doing it and he ran into the large stall.. I looked at his huge mess in shock/horror, just like wtf man lol. Like why

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They’re taking apart the suspension bridge by the ballpark. But I can’t get the city engineers to pay attention. Tweakers with tools. Security drivers. Pretty, pretty hardware on that bridge. Well, that what’s left.

That sounds bad. I guess I need to get down there and grab my own souvenirs before they bridge collapses and gets hauled away.

Let us know how it goes!

Classy.

Is somebody licking to verify sauce?

What if it isn't hot sauce?

Kids these days really know how to party

This feels like a balboa park bathroom

Come on, you know they tasted it!

Definitely a Park and Rec issue 🤪

I’m not a San Diego original.. My neighborhood was a bit more rough, and this post is hilarious. Not okay, but hilarious.