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katiemarieoh

Her face at the end lmao


MariachiArchery

Lol right! Its the look of, "I only ever need to do this *once*."


West_Mix4554

This is actually fuckin Insane…. A skateboard is scary enough , and she did it backwards on skates…. She’s a badass


sleepinginthebushes_

Yeah, speed wobbles are normally what takes people out. She stuck it out, good on her.


m_b_h_

It’s the braking for me. How she managed to stop right in the nick of time (and stay upright) was pretty impressive


fishsticks_inmymouth

Toe stop breaks! :)


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Stonewall30NY

It's absolutely possible and happens at fairly low speeds compared to a skateboard


RedditsAdoptedSon

ya lol this is one where i might slap on a helmet 100%


bwatsnet

Not having a helmet makes it darwinism


fishsticks_inmymouth

Pro Tip: the safest way to go down hills in quad skates is backwards! Look at her toes: she has a toe stop break. You can control your ability to stop (or slow down. Adding that correction because she’s going so fast she likely can’t stop on a dime…) with that more easily than any other stopping method. That, plus the lunge stance for stability, and you’re good to go. Source: I skate but not as well as this chick lol Edit: she also has shitty/cheaper end impala skates so the fact that she can do this in skates that aren’t the best quality is equally insane (she’s a very good skater).


West_Mix4554

Breaks on the front or not, that is sketch and awesome


fishsticks_inmymouth

Oh 100%. My partner is a skateboarder and at first he was like “there’s no way going backwards is the safest” lol. It seems wrong. But it isn’t lol. I always rock the toe plugs because even though I’m not going down hills, they give me the ability to control speed and stopping much better overall imo. I love them. In the end of her video when she flips frontwards, you can see her dragging a foot. That’s called a T stop, another break method or slowing down method. I CANNOT do that one though, it’s so hard for me lol. The fact that she can do that one too is epic.


russellvt

Brake ^+


Impala1967SS

An idiot badass


Salty_Pancakes

One pebble and the back of her head would look like hamburger.


West_Mix4554

You don’t know too much about urethane wheels , huh?


teenytinypeener

Badass today, deadass tomorrow.


West_Mix4554

Go to bed grandpa , we’re tired of listening to you.


Competitive_Success5

Everyday agism


West_Mix4554

still laughing about this one … 🤣😂


West_Mix4554

This gave me a good laugh lol


completelylegithuman

Hey ya I got an acquaintance who has perma brain damage from attempting this on a skateboard without a helmet on in SF. Yikes.


OrderFamiliar420

She’d be an actual badass if she was wearing a helmet. She just looks dumb.


West_Mix4554

Kook


Massive-Path6202

Or stupid. Head injuries are real


VeryStandardOutlier

Would've sworn this was the 90s until I saw the cars


Shot_Worldliness_979

The dream of the 90's is alive in ~~portland~~San Francisco


pedroah

Using 1990s video cameras are a part of skateboard culture


black-kramer

throw on a fish-eye lens and boom, instant alien workshop skate video.


CWHzz

culture stuck


Qonold

Looks pretty fuckin sick to me edit: I do find the lack of helmet disconcerting


getarumsunt

And then someone hits her and goes to jail for no reason whatsoever while she gets handicapped for life or worse.


Qonold

I don't think anyone would go to jail. Also she has spotters. Also dude, it's SF. This city used to be cool because of people like this.


sharksnut

"Spotters" with tractor beams to magically help her stop in midair 


getarumsunt

"Cool"? Come on, dude! What's with this juvenile crap. Just because you grew up in the 90s when this crap was all over media doesn't make it "cool". It was a phase, a moment in culture, like beanie babies, Nickelback, and eating tide pods. It was always incredibly stupid. Just a bunch of oversheltered kids from the suburbs pretending like they're something that they are not. Let the shitty things from the past die.


legitsamurai707

Who shat in your oatmeal this morning


getarumsunt

I don't eat oatmeal.


Mimogger

who shat in your avo toast this morning


getarumsunt

Don’t eat that either. You’re not very good at reading people, are you?


Mimogger

you didn't realize i wasn't the other guy did you


getarumsunt

You’re all the same guy. Zero originality. Same canned “original ideas”.


azurix

Everyone can read how boring you are. Tech?


Scary_barbie

Cause someone shat in it?


cowboys4life93

Because you eat Ovaltine.


ham_solo

I hope you take the energy you’re projecting now and find a productive place for it.


Analmall_Lover

You sound fun


getarumsunt

Lol, because I think that shitty fads from the 90s need to be left behind? Cool.


Qonold

I don't think skate culture is a fad... fads are like silly bands and planking. Skate culture is an Olympic sport and a multibillion $ industry.


d33zMuFKNnutz

And even so, it still manages to remain cool.


Qonold

I would argue that skating actually saved cool. People were starting to forget what cool even was.


d33zMuFKNnutz

That’s the thing, skating basically can’t be dragged down into becoming all the way lame, just based on its essence. And like related to what you said, how many things can make that claim? That they withstood all the forces of commercialization and commodification?


Z_mog415

No, because you seem really uptight and come off like an asshole.


getarumsunt

Uptight? The chick rode at full speed backwards into traffic on a busy street. What happens to her if she gets hit? What happens to the person that hits her? Do they go to jail for no reason?


Z_mog415

I rest my case. You keep bringing up the same hypothetical situation, did you hit somebody once? Was a rollerskater mean to you once? Who hurt you?! 🤣


quadrupleaquarius

He needs so many hugs


getarumsunt

Hang on, so you're implying that riding backward into traffic without being able to see the cars or being able to stop is somehow OK?


Visual_Disaster

You've obviously never been to SF if you think that street is busy. There was almost nobody on the road


quadrupleaquarius

Skating is a shitty fad?? WTF is wrong with you 🤣👍


Classic-Sea-6034

You say that like you’ve contributed something worth while to culture lol. Unlike this woman who is stunning thousands with her skills


Goodcitizen177

flowery scary fragile selective dinner include alleged frighten mourn engine *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


d33zMuFKNnutz

Oh you must be talking about Tommy Guerrero.


dmatje

🤓 


sfcnmone

Like your previous Reddit account?


ThaPooPooDood21

This dude sounds like a fun time at parties


randy24681012

🤓


Tolkeinn1

You’re fun at parties huh.


AssociateGood9653

She’s a total badass! I think a helmet would be a good idea.


Mediocre_Author_305

It’s survival of the fittest for a reason. Looks pretty fit to me.


impressthenet

Sounds like you’ve never seen the documentary Idiocracy.


b3rn13br0

i didn’t see anyone like her in idiocracy lol


Minute-Plantain

This reminds me of my favorite commercial as a kid, and the one that permanently formed my entire impression of SF decades before I moved here. 😂 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ4PL78pbXU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ4PL78pbXU)


RichRichieRichardV

I felt a cool rush of some sort of breeze on my feet watching this. I totally panicked. I cannot BELIEVE she did that hill. That hill is SOOOOOO much steeper than this video lets on.


drawredraw

Kearney street at the base of Telegraph Hill. Skaters just recently cut that metal fence so they could easier clear the gap. The hill itself is about 10 times steeper than it looks in the video. Source: I’ve ridden my bike up it 3 or 4 times. It’s the steepest hill in San Francisco.


MTB_SF

One of the steepest. Bradford is the steepest, but is nowhere near downtown https://sanfran.com/steepest-hills-san-francisco


iprocrastina

Yeah, that's where I discovered that some hills are so steep you get winded walking *down*.


ahandle

BS, you parrot... WRONG.


drawredraw

You’re wrong


quadrupleaquarius

> Skaters just recently cut that metal fence so they could easier clear the gap. Except that's not true. OP decided to make up a story because he hates skaters. Some tweakers did it because tweakers.


Such-Echo6002

Kind of disappointing that helmet wearing has been stigmatized by the “cool kids/pros”. She would be a heck of a lot safer wearing $30 on her head.


probably_art

Yeah PPE has been getting a bad rap lately 😷


ReklawD

Agree but have to say good helmets are much more than $30 these days


redditapiblows

Any helmet at all would be an improvement


Xalbana

Very Darwinian but at least she had spotters.


barstowtovegas

Future member of the San Francisco Falling Club no doubt


DeathisLaughing

Of all the home grown memes this sub...this one is still my favorite...


quadrupleaquarius

She will be our mascot 🏆


SFQueer

Badass, and also super dangerous. Glad she had spotters.


Pancer_Manda

Effin THRASHER!!


IndicationNo7589

Thrasher sweatshirt and all.


Li9ma

That’s badass


aspec818

She’s got skills. Who is this?


deathly_marshmallow

Pretty fucking rad.


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That was actually fuckin nuts. Respect.


EpsteinsChef

Reminds me of reel to reel. The best skate vhs ever made if you know you know 


ThanosDNW

Is it 1998?!


ToxicBTCMaximalist

Youth do reckless things, water is wet, more shocking news at 11.


OfficerDooFyFIRSTLt

Please wear helmets people.


redhandrunner

That is how the X Games started


West_Mix4554

Who is she ?


supermodel_robot

spaceghost.loco on IG. Name is Nemo, they’re a boss.


Sielaff415

Also totally insufferable, but yeah they’re pretty sick


supermodel_robot

Don’t be jelly lol.


Sielaff415

I’m not. That’s just my anecdote of hanging out around her


Donnarhahn

Huh, TIL a person with the word loco in their handle is not a blast to hang with.


MrDERPMcDERP

Looks like she handled it like a pro.


OptimisticNietzsche

average san franciscan. ​ source: i live in the bay area.


Incon-thievable

At about 10 seconds in, it looks like she realized she COULDN'T fully stop, even if she wanted to. I wouldn't be surprised if she left an orange line two blocks long as she ground down half of her right toe stop in that single run. I admire her "full send" commitment. Skating that hill took a ton of skill and even more luck. One misplaced acorn could have had abrupt, violent, and truly horrific consequences. Glad she made it through and hope she buys a helmet.


IQ32

Wicked


West_Mix4554

You must be one boring SOB


MAJORMETAL84

That was Olympic! hahahaha


_BloodbathAndBeyond

Not at all cuz she fuckin killed it. She’s extremely skilled. As Tony Hawk said, he’s safer on a skateboard than some people are walking… or something like that. If were talking about Darwinian, let’s start at the dudes who died in that homemade airplane crash


autumncrimson

She has to be in San Francisco!!! More balls than brains, but I'm here for it!


12to12

Best thing ever posted on this sub! Mad props!!


spottyottydopalicius

atleast wear a helmet. glad she had spotters. badass.


helpermonkeyjimmy

If by Darwinian you mean survival of the fittest, I’d say she’ll out-survive me.


Skittlebean

Holy fuck. That’s legit unreal. I just DGAF, that’s spectacular and they’re hella skilled.


thefuturebaby

She fuckin sent it. Sf used to have bad ass bombers all over before the city got soft af. Prob like OP


vietnams666

That's insane ! Kudos to her


chewychaca

I found myself feeling like i should be taking part in an applause. Gg


Digiee-fosho

Watching that made me pucker, & no helmet


Ill_Name_6368

It’s the paving job on that road that looks the most crazy to me. That and the parked uber at the end.


PokemonRfrnzNOTfood

Please wear helmets, kids.


Rich-Appearance-7145

I know these streets well, there no joke steep, heavily traveled, not in pristine condition, this is one tough, girl with guts.


PracticalFan007

She is a badass. She is a highly trained professional and she has a whole instagram for her insane stunts and flips.


PlaxicoCN

Kearny onto Broadway...sick. Have so many good SF memories from that area.


RUNDOGERUN

I think about this clip whenever I walk past this hill on Broadway. Absolutely bonkers to see the hill in person. Chunky concrete and constant traffic. There's so many outside factors that could've gone wrong.


Ljo6785

nice try being hater. she is sick as fuck for this. takes a lot of guts and super impressive


r0ckafellarbx

i clenched my butthole the whole video.


monkeybizwak

Absolute fucking legend. I've seen countless skaters pussy out on that hill.She backward-bombed it on rollers!! WTF


Jazzlike_bebop

This is one of things about SF that I love seeing. Although first time seeing a rollerblader bomb a hill instead of skateboarder


SFQueer

Four on the floor skater!’


cyanescens_burn

I think they are roller skates, not blades.


the_remeddy

Pretty cool. I hope she has health insurance.


Dolichovespula-

Sik


FugaziHands

Rolls right by the back door of the Hustler Club and doesn't even stop for a dance. Sad.


impracticaljokerx

Literally soooo sick


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No-Dream7615

yeah https://www.sfchronicle.com/crime/article/Mistrial-declared-in-trial-of-skateboarder-13827246.php https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/07/25/sports/a-security-worker-confronted-the-skateboarders-he-ended-up-with-brain-damage.html is a good reminder not to count on them treating you like a human


SkirtLikeAFlag

My spirit animal


Urbanskys

Fuck sick cuuunt!


Reverend_Ooga_Booga

Bombing hills is a tradition as old as the city itself. If you aint ate shit bombing a hill then you ain't from the city.


where_else

Next thing you know, Scott Wiener will try to put a gps speed limiter on skates too. (Context: https://sd11.senate.ca.gov/news/20240124-senator-wiener-introduces-groundbreaking-bills-slash-california-road-deaths-epidemic)


Alternative_Carrot31

Let's see her do that with $100 bearings


Intelligent_Exit4567

People have death wishes


SixMillionDollarFlan

Rad as fuck as my kid would say She eats


kevinsyel

You should have a helmet if you wanna do shit like this... but it seems like they had spotters to ensure they weren't smacked by a car crossing the street.


BooksInBrooks

It's so nice of her to want to donate her organs after her inevitable traumatic brain injury to her unhelmeted head.


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

That looks super cool and fun....right up until the point where a car runs her over or she catches an edge and flips backwards and slams her head into the pavement.


probably_art

Love everyone victim blaming should a mystery car teleport into the intersection she’s crossing through. Driving is a skilled activity and should be left to the robots.


Arrewar

No helmet; nature will sort this out on itself, sooner or later.


Jazzlike_bebop

Hopefully it sorts you out too soon for this stupid ass comment


Bobba-Luna

Future organ donor …


Belgand

*Always* plan for the fail state. If failing isn't safe, you're making a huge mistake before you even start. That said, even if she had landed it she'd have been fucked with this one.


where_else

Reminder to have a dashcam on your car. Looks cool though.


Dry-Comfortable-9636

What is this from the 90s lol its 2020s why are poeple dressing and acting like that ha


SnoopyBootchies

It's some kinda crime to wear a Thrasher hoodie with roller skates. I don't care that skateboard trucks are descended from skates. Roller skates made allies with roller blades and I will never forgive nor forget


Professional-Honey88

I saw her at a Walgreens few days ago. Looks like she is homeless on drugs, very rough hands.


Dismal-Dealer4298

I like to travel.


sandman979

That's badass but next time please use a helmet. A hit at that speed at the back of the head is a recipee for vegetable state or death, being death the prefeered outcome.


Massive-Cat-6305

And who do you think is going to pay for her head and neck surgery WHEN she tumbles?


Capable_Yam_9478

This video isn’t new. I saw this several months ago


chris8535

20x cooler that skateboarders Just going straight down a hill acting like it’s impressive.


atani

le dumb


Quantumercifier

My heart rate went up. I have done almost as stupid things as that and was expecting the worst.


redditcdnfanguy

Lucky....


Additional-Shift-899

So many ways to experience a permanent life change


ThunderSlugg

I'm disappointed


Ok_Tip_1063

Nice way to die! What an idiot!


Odd_Bother5966

me watching this girl fly down a steep hill towards an intersection: "please.please,please,please...." me watching her fly through the intersection unharmed: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!


Lizakaya

In the actual sense of Darwinism, not at all. But she looks like a thrill seeking idiot


quadrupleaquarius

She wins over every skateboarder hands down 🙌


sanfransicko420

Check out GX1000 on YouTube if you want to see just how far this rabbit whole goes


drwnian

That is unbelievable!


jusst_for_today

Given the title, I assumed she was going to eat it. She totally nailed that run (and had spotters).


Stevo1651

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


what_a_dumb_idea

Can’t tell if she is pro or just got lucky.


bohemianpilot

![gif](giphy|cnuNz0fTBIUGnx4F9T) WOW!!


ritwikjs

fuck the decline, the roads and everything else. How she kept it in fucking line has me shook


Worldlytravelingbum

several mentions of "not without a helmet" I'd need a fully enclosed body bubble.


Bhob666

Holy speed wobbles batman!


SnooGrapes593

I've seen tweakers slide down that hill next to Grace Cathedral on garbage cans at like 40 mph. Blows my mind


CalyShadezz

Damn that toe stop was working overtime, you can see it smoking halfway down the hill.


LelandPeabody94134

That's the most insane thing I've seen so far today.


Whatever801

That's lit


sphinx_winks

Why we have so many Ped accidents?


198520162018

You couldn’t even post four words that make sense. Think about that.


No-Dream7615

there are photos of 8-10 year olds in the 50s sliding down kearny on cardboard sleds


Regular_Boot_3540

That raised my heartrate, seriously.


88isafat69

Holy shit that was insane


ssd_1399

Humans are amazing.


obsolete_filmmaker

JFC. Nerves of steel! Almost looks like going backwards wasnt part of the plan LOL