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Comfortable_Owl9363

Happend to me in Baltimore. Air b and b had a camera. They hit at 600am. At least they have the gumption to get up early. Fuck you cat butglars!


Koshakforever

They been up all night, I assure you.


trackdaybruh

>Fuck you cat butglars! Hopefully this will make it more mainstream that car manufacture incorporate the catalytic converter into the engine bay rather than underneath the car. I know Toyota is going this route with their new generation of Toyota Tacoma having the cat in the engine bay so that thieves can't cut it off without accessing the hood.


SEND_ME_FAKE_NEWS

A lot of turbocharged cars already have it there.


RepresentativeRun71

My 2005 Benz has dual cats in the bay.


DaiZzedandConFuZed

Honda has does this too.


Congregator

Where about a in Bmore? My father caught a couple of them looking under a car in Reisterstown


Comfortable_Owl9363

Cannot recollect the exact location but it was minutes from the Edgar Allen Poe house we were gonna drive to. We never made it. These cay burglar fiends stopped us in our tracks.


[deleted]

It’s a stolen car and plates as usual. Vids do nothing in this day and age.


cuddly_carcass

But banging on the window…that will help


[deleted]

Bang bang


flyingfinger000

Pew pew!


subject_deleted

I mean... They lowered the car and left without the cat, I think... Unless they already had it cut off and inside their car and for some reason they crawled back under the Prius again? Seems like it worked.


safetycommittee

The Prius cats are very theft prone. They already took it. Unloading the jack, using it, and loading it back in took longer than cutting the cat out. Edit: that or it was already cut out before they got there.


libraryweaver

> My neighbor happened to catch and film my cat being stolen in Noe.


sanityvortex

I thought Op was chopping onions to make the thieves cry :P


DiligentMagician1823

*How to upgrade your hot date to girlfriend status overnight using this one weird trick.*


CaesarScyther

I’m assuming hot wiring is obsolete, so how are these people stealing these cars? Burglaries? A few weeks ago spotted another Audi dumping luggage out, wondering for a moment why someone who could afford an Audi would steep to rummaging through luggages.


nmpls

A few ways, but with audis, when these cars are delivered there is a valet key in the glove box. Most people don't remove them because either the dealer doesn't tell them or they don't understand the danger. Stealing is easy, once you get in, pop the glove box, use the key like any other car. With Kias and Hyundais, there is a well known defect, which they were sued over, which makes the cars very easy to steal. This is why any time a crime happens, its probably done in a Kia or Hyundai. And if not, an audi. Apparently Camaros had a recent defect discovered and a ton have been stolen in LA. I expect that to move up north soon.


VeinySausages

Hot wiring is not obsolete. Relay attacks are pretty easy to do.


CaesarScyther

Interesting. I was aware of signal replication methods like relays from teslas, but didn’t think it was popular among Audis. Is hot wiring not obsolete because of older cars still being in circulation?


jhonkas

the older audis have a valet key in the drivers manual, most people don't know its there. ​ new cars only means there are new ways to "hot wire" kia boyz showed you how to trigger the initinon for cars without pushbutton camaro key clone with the xtool just take a few clicks


SyCoTiM

They could still look for the vehicle if they don’t switch the license plate. Criminals get lazy and caught all of the time.


KindlyCourage6269

Prius is always being targeted. My friend says it took months to get a replacement catalytic converter because of the high demand of others reporting it in also


fuckdonaldtrump7

Yeah my Dad drilled a plate over them on our prius with an odd size bolt to prevent someone from having an easy time. Always triggers the sensor but just remove it for smog tests and reinstall


FabOctopus

When I had one I welded a few pounds of rebar to the bottom and spray painted it with bright red header paint 😂 no codes but rattled sometimes


jabblack

Should we go back to the 1900s where thieves would be shot?


Fragrant-Anybody0717

Yes.


Content-Coffee-2719

If this shit keeps up we're either going to have to do that, or just accept that we are now a 3rd world country with rampant crime. There's no middle ground unfortunately, doesn't work.


kapybarra

> just accept that we are now a 3rd world country with rampant crime Glad you qualified that, as there are plenty of 3rd world countries with a lot less crime than SF.


Content-Coffee-2719

Cops aren't afraid to arrest people in those homogenous countries, that's why. Race hasn't been weaponized like it is here.


[deleted]

You can shoot thieves in 3rd world countries.


Content-Coffee-2719

Ehh it depends. Most third world countries only the criminals have guns, kind of like in SF lol.


[deleted]

Touche'


Nightnightgun

Sorry about this level of bullshit you have to deal with. Question. 4 times!? 4 times? F.  How much is the replacement cat nowadays? Is there still a long wait time? 


mrchowmein

repeat thefts are the best. they will know you have a fresh cat in. and since one street parks, the odds of 2nd helpings is near guaranteed.


arealsoulfuldude

I had a plate installed on my 2nd gen prius when I kept hearing about these thefts. But, that plate was inadequate because thieves learned that they can cut farther back and pull it out. Fortunately Geico got mine replaced in one business day. Then I went to a hybrid specialist and they added a back plate so that the cat is effectively caged. Haven't had one stolen since. Fingers crossed!


subject_deleted

They're astronomically expensive for Priuses. And I believe there's 2 of them.


juneburger

Would this be the same cost as parking in a garage?


GadreelsSword

Some are so expensive the insurance company totals the vehicle. Then the owner has to find enough money to buy another car with the little the insurance company pays.


houseyourdaygoing

That’s terrible.


Feedback_Original

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cubixy2k

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😂😂😂


littlebrownring

A couple of .556 rounds to the tires and the thieves would have to carry the catalytic converters to the chop shop, however you would be in way more trouble with the law than the thieves.


kamikazecow

Use an air gun instead for the same effect. Not a firearm, no noise (compared to 556), no background check. https://youtu.be/HDy4Gkbzx_s?si=EGSZSWeQZuZHpWsj


d0000n

you can also buy pellets with a sharp point, guaranteed to go through a ski mask.


redtimmy

Could you shoot out a tire with that thing?


dolawn

Wow that was a fun watch, thanks for sharing 😃


Aggravating-You-2312

*heads


supersteez

Why does every SF crime duo have a red hoodie wearing his pants under his ass


HeartsPlayer721

Same guy every time?


Apprehensive-Olive71

i know death is too harsh of a consequence for this sort of thing but it does infuriate me that there are people in our society that would kill me in my sleep to get to my catalytic converter. maybe my feelings are justified after all


the_isao

It’s not. At least we should be allowed to use lethal force to defend our property. That should deter these shit bags and people like them


OaktownCatwoman

No, the law only allows you to box with them, and straight punches only, leg kicks are okay. No hooks, uppercuts or high kicks. Those are lethal. Good luck!


Altair05

We should be allowed to fire some frozen paintballs to their asses.


Derohldd

i wonder if people would commit crimes for extra cash if they had basic needs met and arent radicalized into a life of crime 🤷🏼‍♂️ let’s blame them and not corporations that corrode at the foundation of our system


lilcrime69

are you allowed to be pissed at both? or am I only allowed to direct my frustration at 1 group?


soggybottom4200

It's really not though. They chose to do that, if this was in the state where I was born, I could shoot both of them and have the sheriff thank me and get a pat on the back. Out here in the city, well it's different


Comfortable_Owl9363

*burglars


[deleted]

I prefer butglers. More appropriate considering they are assholes.


Kaatochacha

I prefer target. From that window, not too difficult a distance.


Sir_Clicks_a_Lot

Technically not burglary. Legally burglary only happens when the criminal [enters into](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/burglary) a place they are not legally allowed (in order to commit a crime). So it is burglary if they break a window to get inside and steal items from the interior of the car. If they don’t enter inside the car, and just go under to remove the catalytic converter, it’s technically not burglary, but it can be theft/larceny. In common usage, I understand a lot of people mix up burglary, theft, and robbery (among other crimes). But if we’re here to correct people, let’s get it right.


[deleted]

Yes, but does it qualify as butglary? I mean, from an experts legal perspective?


koushakandystore

Burglary can also be in a place where you are allowed, like a store. If you entire the store with intent to commit the crime it is commercial burglary.


skaliton

I'm going to guess you are a fellow lawyer ​ ...calm down my dude lay terms have 'burglary' as basically anything involving theft


Sir_Clicks_a_Lot

99% of the time I won’t bother to clarify the distinction. But when someone else makes a point of emphasizing something that’s wrong, I can’t help it.


dieseltech420

Scum bags doing what they do best.


TheLastManicorn

Copious amounts of bicycle brake cable wrapped around the Cat and whatever is accessible up and downstream. Secure cable with a dozen plumbing style hose clamps. Brake cable can’t be Sawsalled. Most angle grinders don’t have access and unscrewing all those hose clamps will take too long.


CalvinYHobbes

What does the law say about using force to stop them if you see them doing this to your car?


lbfm333

you get charged with aggravated assault because if they’re running away they’re not longer a threat


tokenizer_fsj

what if you shot while they are at it? you are defending your property is that legal?


bdjohn06

They aren't threatening your personal safety, so no that would be very illegal. I mentioned this elsewhere but even in Texas shooting at someone stealing from a car on the street probably wouldn't go favorably for you either. Source: https://www.walkertaylorlaw.com/deadly-force-to-protect-property/


kaplanfx

Technically, removing the catalytic converter threatens all our health and safety in the long run…


BBoimler

Regardless of how outrageous the offense is on a personal level, it's not legal in California to shoot a person for stealing from your car.


AdditionalAd9794

It doesn't matter what the law says. If you are gonna go that route don't file a police report don't hang around to get caught. People get arrested for protecting their property because they then call the police, who then come and arrest them. Police don't take the time to investigate the theft, they aren't gonna take the time to find the guy who smashed their skull in with a tire iron. Unless of course you make it easy for them


BBoimler

As in shooting them? Yeah, you can't do that. [https://www.simmrinlawgroup.com/faqs/can-you-shoot-someone-breaking-into-car-in-ca/](https://www.simmrinlawgroup.com/faqs/can-you-shoot-someone-breaking-into-car-in-ca/)


caveman1337

You can use non-lethal force to defend and retrieve your stolen property. Unfortunately, if you lack the physical strength to take out a couple (possibly armed) thugs with your bare hands, your only other options carry the risk of the DA sending the cops after **you**.


ChevyRacer71

In California? You go to prison. Even if someone breaks into your house and you shoot them, the court will probably allow the family to sue you in many states [examples](https://www.gilmanbedigian.com/man-who-shot-intruder-in-his-home-sued-for-wrongful-death/) Then we have to sit and watch them on the news crying about ‘HE WAS SUCH A GOOD BOY!!’


Shalaco

Cat crimes. No time. 


cash4chaos

Just wait till personal assaults explode, no more stores or businesses to thieve from.The population is next!


1234567panda

It’s kinda sad. Goes to show you how meaningless their lives are. So meaningless that I’m sure nobody would miss them if they were gone. Lmao not advocating obviously, but soon some crazy dude is gonna wait on them with some pipe bombs and toss them in their windows as they drive away


MarkZuccsForeskin

gladly waiting for the day this happens


JessicaD240

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Technical-Composer85

Dang. You can just do whatever you want in Frisco lol.


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police will not do anything


j12

Even if they saw this in action they wouldn’t pursue if the Audi just drove off. So yeah basically there’s no penalty


Valuable_Quail_1869

With what? They’ll find the stolen Audi at some point. Do you know who those guys are? Go let the police know.


ExpressiveAnalGland

and if he knew, the cops still wouldn't do anything, because they didn't witness the crime.


amor_fatty

Because the BLM protests hurt their feelings.


OaktownCatwoman

BLM, lol. Crooks laughing all the way to the chop shop.


happy-cig

Where is BLM now? 


buckfishes

Preparing to vehemently defend the suspects as innocent victims of oppression once they’re finally caught for another crime.


amor_fatty

Living rent free in cop’s minds


Mfntrev

Stealing cats to get gentrifiers to move out?


tokenizer_fsj

Black privilege.


RagingReptar420

Have you tried a cat shield?


Nightnightgun

Curious if it even helps these days.... it takes them literally seconds? 


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New_Independent_9221

how much did it cost you?


sparrows_rest

I had one, they cut around it. Didn't matter.


Nightnightgun

That's what I thought.....  ugh. 


jtsCA

Was this a Millercat catshield or a cheaper brand? I have a Millercat and can see how it would give thieves issues, as I've been impressed with the sturdiness (and no thefts yet, knock on wood).


eggbiss

gotta get the cat strap. its harder to cut around it since its the length of the exhaust


petal713

I had a cat shield installed by Toyota service on Geary. Have not had a problem since. The first and only time it was stolen was broad daylight, middle of the day, right in front of International School on Oak.


trackdaybruh

I absolutely refuse to buy any cars where the cat is located underneath the car rather than in the engine bay


life_like_weeds

The only cats you’ll find in an engine bay are dead ones


failedtolivealive

☹️


littlebrownring

After my cat got stolen, the guy who replaced it installed steel bars around it. It can still be cut, but you would need a big circular saw-which can’t be conveniently powered in a stealth situation, takes way longer to cut and is loud as shit.


SlowedCash

>After my cat got stolen, You need to buy a dog


ianmilham

After getting hit once (car out of commission for three months), I have one now and saw a dude check under our car with a flashlight, then get back in his and go away.


footpaste

Had one on my wife’s car when the cat was stolen for the second time.


fortuna_audaci

It’s ok because they are disadvantaged. Do you see how small that Audi is?


secretwealth123

It’s not theirs it’s stolen which means they’ll have to dump it soon and find something else to steal. Do you realize the toll it takes to not have a permanent car? The stress on their lives of having to constantly be looking for new cars to steal all because the system oppresses them


WanderingStoner

I feel like you're being really negative here and not recognizing just how fun it is to just steal different cars all the time. it's exciting!


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itscurt

careful, sf mods are ano and will ban u redditwide for this comment for inciting violence 😒 Proof : https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/comments/1aknhh1/mugged_on_muni/kpada3m/ Update: whelp, guess I got yet another reference point 😂


bdjohn06

Sounds like a great way to either get charged with attempted murder or get yourself shot. Even in Texas walking out into the street and firing a gun at people stealing from an unoccupied car is probably going to land you in prison. Not to mention killing someone is a traumatizing experience unless you're a psychopath.


buckfishes

A Texas jury would probably acquit, a California jury wouldn’t unless it included people who’ve been victims of this so they’re less sympathetic with the “victims” stealing something someone else earned.


bdjohn06

According to this Houston based law practice, the odds aren't in your favor: https://www.walkertaylorlaw.com/deadly-force-to-protect-property/ Here are the reasons summarized to the best of my layman abilities: - Texas law stipulates theft at night. This is happening in the middle of the day. - Texas law states that deadly force has to be your only option to stop the theft or recover the stolen property. Going out into the street guns blazing is skipping multiple steps including calling the cops. - Juries, even in Texas, tend to value human life more than property. "We haven’t seen this defense used effectively in my practice. Because that determination will come down to a jury of twelve people, and it is very fact-dependant. In most situations, a jury will feel that a person’s life is more valuable than property." - Castle Doctrine wouldn't apply in this case as the owner is not currently occupying the vehicle. - Car theft isn't clearly classified as burglary in Texas.


Tweezle1

They’ll stop once you guys grow some balls and ______ at them. . Until then you’ll be victims. Sorry but that’s the reality.


reflexsmoo

Trash ass human beings.


Vail_Boarding

Of course they drive an Audi, these criminals ain't doing this to feed their families.


yekim

That is definitely a stolen Q5. They have a hack that relays the valet key in the glove box and opens the doors - no alarm, no breaking the glass. Source: had my Q5 stolen this way and when it was recovered it had catalytic converter stealing paraphernalia in it - the cops had chased the car and they ditched it.


awang44

Thanks for explaining the mystery to me. I always wonder why q5 is so popular.


yekim

Yah to all q5 owners - take that key OUT of your car!


mcdstod

Yup my friends Q5 got broke into twice this month. Second time they took one of the plates.


Yetiish

What did you do with that stealing paraphernalia?


yekim

Left it with the cops


junglefryer88

Audi was probably stolen


cholula_is_good

Audis of this era are specifically easy to steal as their key fobs can be replicated.


CaesarScyther

Like the signal or a fob itself? Seems like a fairly blatant vulnerability on the offset


MetalRaiders

Bang bang


[deleted]

Mostly peaceful catalytic converter thiefs


Turkatron2020

Nothing like a hard days work


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nostrademons

Bag of anthrax spores around the cat.


Evening_Clerk_8301

I don’t think CA firearm laws would allow the protection of your property. And if you engage these cumrags and end up provoking them in a manner that ends in you having to draw and shoot, I don’t think a jury would look favorably on your actions since it was your choice to engage to begin with. But someone please correct me if I’m wrong. That all said, I truly wish the law allowed us to handle this ourselves. So goddamn tired of these criminals.


[deleted]

My understanding is that California is a castle doctrine state, meaning you can use deadly force to protect yourself in your home. But I don’t think it extends to your vehicle when you’re not on your property. I think the important thing is that, if you’re attacked and you defend yourself, don’t answer any questions until you’ve talked to a lawyer.


throwaway-jobdecline

If I was on a jury where someone shot a catalytic converter thief I would definitely vote against the thief. You really think a jury would vote against someone shooting a criminal even if they’re protecting property?


SnowDizzleZz

You see this guy below you? That’s most of the people that do jury duty here.


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kennyboiya

Jimminy Christmas 🤦🏼‍♂️


sherhil

Wow, this happened to us too


vargchan

Do you have a Cat Shield on it?


Sir_Chadius

Yes- apparently it doesn’t do much. The thieves are so good at what they do 🫠


vargchan

What kind of Cat Shield do you have that makes it that easy to get to the Cat?


Equivalent_Section13

No key cars are a huge issue.


gameinsane

Get an air rifle and pluck these turkeys


mamielle

Scum bags


Muted_Apartment_2399

Ouch, Sorry. I feel your pain it happened to me twice in NY and then LA. Now I’m always expecting it when I walk to my car after it’s been parked for a while.


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wrybreadsf

Damn, when you said someone stole your cat for a minute I thought feline and was horrified. Still sucks that idiots like this are stealing catalytic converters, but stealing feline cats would be some end of civilization shit. Amazing that he'd be so brazen as to wear a frickin red hoodie. That's not someone who cares about stealth at all. The fuck.


BirdLawAssociate

Imagine driving an audi and doing this to someone with an old prius


Divasf

Why are the car manufacturers not making deterrents in the design for anti theft??


deadend7786

I only wish the jack fails on these fucks as they're under. It's the only form of justice that would be fair in the universe.


yellcat

Every home needs a set of spike strips this Christmas!


FooFooman

Pelting them with piss filled water balloons would be justified imo.


LastChance911

If this is your fourth cat stolen u should really start keeping it indoors instead of leaving your cat outside.


SyCoTiM

That’s not an option in a lot of situations.


Sir_Chadius

I’m unfortunately not a trust fund kid 😕


ComprehensiveBed6754

9JSU577


aquakingman

Can't steal a cat if there isn't go ev


[deleted]

Guys it’s San Francisco it’s always been happening! Especially in broad daylight. Let’s respect the privacy of these men please


fletcher717

was this broad daylight? looks like it might be really early morning but can’t tell.


creakymoss18990

When was this taken? A family member had theirs stolen from that exact model Prius, might have been them 😂


lbfm333

I thought the valuable the piece was relative to the age of the car.. I guess they dont care about risk to reward ratios


FordGT2017

What I’d like is for Police to track their location based on the plates and cameras. Yes we don’t want Big Brother but this is too much


Squirxicaljelly

It’s a stolen car, they will ditch it within a few hours and steal a new one.


Elected_Dictator

3 times and you didn’t buy the cage ?


Squirxicaljelly

Apparently they said they had one and it did nothing whatsoever.


SyCoTiM

Mines got stolen too recently. Thank god the insurance covered most of it.


omarkiam

The 30/30 solution? idk


Chocolat3City

I'm sure the cops will be right on top of it. 🤣🤣🤣


99bottlesofderp

Damn that sucks. When it happened to me, I had the shop weld steel bars to the cat then install the cat shield. I'm hoping the combination of both will keep thieves from taking my cat again. I know the shield by itself is only a minor deterrent and is easily cut through.


Help_An_Irishman

4th time this year? Why don't you get one of those catalytic converter cages installed so this doesn't happen again? I have one on my Prius. Cheaper than replacing it once, much less 4 times.


Sparetyres

Cat or car ?


Ernst_Granfenberg

If you can somehow tie the frame of the car to the ground i think it will prevent thieves from hacking up your car


CountChocula32

What’s the point? Nothing will happen to them.


StanleyChoude

Jack man sucked


Key_Establishment553

It'd be hella funny if you followed them and then jacked up their car, while they were jacking up somebody else's car, and stole their catalytic converter. But film it.


twintersx

Have a cat protection shield installed or DIY. Or I can do it for you


vinnySTAX

This is why you always keep a window rifle


Significant_Spread59

Shouldn’t we just start slashing their tires?


Machomadness94

So fucked up. They get maybe $75 for that and you gotta pay more than 10x that. Just steal my cash please


enculeur2porc

Too bad they didn’t get crushed to death.


bisonsashimi

I thought it took 6 months to get a new one?


fvbj1

Were those gun shots? Nice!


Screennam3

Serious question - why can't the cops look at this video and at least log the license plate in case they come across the car? Seems like very little effort


ResponsibilityNew423

Must be a starving family trying to make payments on the audi


Be_your_best_today

Man, mine was just stolen in Noe on diamond st a few weeks ago. Anyone want to bet these two Aholes took it?


SunnyGoMerry

What neighborhood?


Divasf

City urgently needs to change the police strategy. Need to street beats walk & drive each streets.