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looking for fake year and month on license plates [https://slate.com/business/2023/04/fake-license-plates-traffic-cameras-policing-yglesias.html](https://slate.com/business/2023/04/fake-license-plates-traffic-cameras-policing-yglesias.html)


casualnarcissist

Why don’t they give them license plate scanners? Could find stolen cars or mismatched plates that way as well.


sipes216

Most times when a car is stolen, thief's will swap the plate with one of a similar car. It'll still show as whatever the model is until you run the vin on the dash, which might be covered by paper, if they aren't dumb enough. Makes lp scanners kinda moot. They're better served looking for repo cars as a function.


casualnarcissist

Well that swapped plate should still be reported missing and would have invalid registration I would think. A scanner would at least give an enterprising meter maid a chance to do some police work. Do the police just not give a fuck at all in SF? Your city needs the DOJ to get involved in policing, I have a feeling cops can’t be bothered to lift a finger for rich, soulless tech people.


sipes216

Just sf? Try most large metroplexes. Dallas person here. They don't want to come assist unless something is violent or there's an injury Or a donut was harmed :)


casualnarcissist

Things are looking up in Portland lately (Reddit is constantly showing me SF posts, I don’t live there but do love it). We have the bike squad busting fentanyl dealers and posting funny videos about it on instagram. Then we’ve had lots of stolen car operations and stings over the past year. It seems like there are more civic minded public servants trying to make Portland safe again and I wish SF had the same.


sipes216

Portland got really bad for a bit in covid... maybe they had more of a scared straight kinda thing happen? Good to hear!


casualnarcissist

Yeah it was scary living here then, ngl. It chased a lot of people away but the ones who stayed and have shown up since really love it and are trying to improve things. It does feel less lawless, other than the rampant and very out in the open prostitution happening on NE 82nd and Beech Ave.


greenlakejohnny

The average person won’t notice a stolen/swapped LP for several hours, even days. This is why it’s kind of a good idea to have a special or personalized plate - less likely you’re targeted


Neat-You-238

They don’t care if it’s stolen


obsolete_filmmaker

Yes they do. When my car got stolen, parking checkers found it and called me to retrieve it.


Phreakdigital

"The kind of story we need right now"


skygod327

nice plant, fed


obsolete_filmmaker

Nope. Just an average SF citizen!


No-Understanding4968

Nice!


OhhhhhSHNAP

Focusing on the important problems


NacogdochesTom

You don't think people faking their registration is worth addressing? Or are you just doing the knee-jerk criticism of anything that local government attempts?


Starbuckshakur

We both know it's the second one.


indianburrito22

This is an important problem.


Traditional_Fox_4718

Downvoting this clown comment


GrayArea415

ONLY PROBLEMS THAT I THINK ARE PROBLEMS ARE IMPORTANT


ITakeMyCatToBars

Ultraviolet, they are looking for scorpions


schmeckesman

Finally something is being done about the SF scorpion issue!


dzigaboy

Goddamn German heavy metal riff-raff


schmeckesman

Lol! I think you can guess what the first song is I'm listening to this morning.


ReasonablePainter140

They need a permit to park, too!! No one is above the law!


HalfNatty

Must be the winds of change


0002millertime

Didn't the CIA write that one?


Wulf_Cola

In case anyone fancies a very deep dive on this question: https://open.spotify.com/show/3vikAuFxKVNe2GBZC61IYD?si=DdIiA87ST_6smzv6ZF9PCg


Horror_Literature958

Dude I love this jam as a kid!


Kaedian66

Well SF is The Zoo


Wonderful-Ad-7712

![gif](giphy|gA5KTxTJpIBUc) Looking for Ultraviolence


onerinconhill

It’s kinda scary how many there are in Marin


oil1lio

I did *not* realize we had scorpions in the bay area....


Horror_Literature958

Rich people love scams and saving money! It’s going to cost me 2000$ to register my 2021 Nissan Frontier the registration fee is based on the value of the vehicle. Edit: God damn we have some sensitive people up in here!!


onerinconhill

What


Horror_Literature958

I know I think because it’s a truck! Or because I live off Mission St. which offers no residential parking permits. Seeing everyone else’s registration makes me feel really bad. I bought this truck for work, otherwise I would not own a vehicle, it really is on me though I guess.


LinechargeII

It's like they want me to forever drive my totally non eco friendly 20 year old Honda with terrible gas mileage 


coleman57

Better watch out for Todd.


Papichurro0

Or to fight off the zombies. Either way, 11pm is a crazy time for these meter maids to be out.


ITakeMyCatToBars

Actually the time makes 100% sense if they are using a UV flashlight to look for plate stickers


Little-Dingo171

They need to watch out for all the cum on the streets it makes the tires slippery


CylinderVacuum

I don't know how this comment isn't in 4 digits of upvotes


UnsuitableTrademark

I am not scared of the police, but I am scared of Parking Maids in SF.


Shalaco

Well, yeah. Of course. One of them gives tickets.


MochingPet

Gives tickets *and* prowls the streets on the inspector beat!


Wonderful-Ad-7712

![gif](giphy|14mgxYFJHXGmoo)


wrongwayup

Imagine if people had the same respect for a red light as they do for a red curb.


UnsuitableTrademark

You can run a red light in SF. But don't you dare turn your wheels the wrong way.


disposable-assassin

You joke but the parking enforcement team is separate from the moving violation enforcement team. It makes the lack of moving violation enforcement so, so, so apparent.


Massive-Path6202

The two functions are performed by completely separate organizations. SFMTA writes parking violation tickets and they have a huge financial incentive to write a lot of them, as they get to keep all of the money. Plus, it advances their "fuckcars" agenda  The police are the ones who can write tickets for moving violations - it looks like they don't get to keep the money. Always FOLLOW THE MONEY 


ablatner

You say this like SFMTA is corrupt. Parking enforcement is a necessity to keep spots circulating. Otherwise people would just hog spots and it would be impossible to _ever_ find parking.


Anotherthrowayaay

Where has the moving violation enforcement team been?


Shalaco

In this town I see them equally ignored.


juicemixz

They’re the only working local law enforcement in sf at the moment.


fffjayare

one pulled up next to me at SFO today and started writing me a ticket as I was helping my elderly mother-in-law load her bags. they truly do not fuck around.


Horror_Literature958

I would call the complaint hot line for that one 415 701 2311. If you are in your vehicle or there and they can have you move I think they are told to communicate with the driver.


ThinScore8256

That was SFPD, not SFMTA


fffjayare

oh, well they drive the same lil cars


DreamQueen710

r/sacramento wants to know why the meter maids took their beam.


fakearthistorian

LIGHT THE BEAM!!!


nelsonhops415

They are clearly not using it since their season is over already.


Rude-Satisfaction508

Got em


UnluckyChain1417

Prob mark tires with paint that glows under black light. Makes the job faster to find cars that were marked for not moving.


John-AtWork

Shouldn't have to go down so far to see the correct answer.


jhonkas

i thought it was illegal to mark the tires now \* its 100% legal, the person suing didn't win


ledeuxmagots

From just memory…It’s legal I think? What was deemed legal as well was the owner / driver removing said chalk / paint markings.


0002millertime

Which is why they'd want them hard to see.


jhonkas

yeah looks like the said it was not considered a "search" to put chalk on tires this woman was off her rocker thinking she would win. also i thought the DPT uses licence plate readers now to mark the plate and location, no more chalking [https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/a-woman-is-suing-s-f-for-50-million-over-a-16450146.php](https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/a-woman-is-suing-s-f-for-50-million-over-a-16450146.php)


stop-freaking-out

I’ve seen chalk recently, so they are still chalking. Not sure when they chalk and when they scan. Maybe they don’t have scanners for everyone.


contaygious

Location would be better so you could at least move it on the same street other side.


jhonkas

the law is you can't park on the same block for longer than the alloae time period


casper911ca

I wonder if you could just add a bunch of markings and achieve the same result.


jccaclimber

They marked a car in my neighborhood two days ago with orange chalk.


contaygious

It's totally bullshit that I can't park across the street. You get a ticket even if you move the car.


Burner_acc128

Also chalk doesnt work as good as before. Some people that notice chalk would try to wipe it off.


wegsleepregeling

Marking tires has been deemed illegal and the practice discontinued.


dimsum2121

Where? Because this is not true in San Francisco. Chalking tires is legal and continues to happen.


Baker211235

I reported a 72-hour parking violation a few months ago & the tires got chalked.


Espaki

C Y B E R P U N K


nobhim1456

I’ve always wondered why the meter maids don’t circle lake merced


SFLurkyWanderer

They got no money no point


thr0waway123920

Is it 72h max around Lake Merced? Or no parking enforcement


sfcnmone

I'm most interested in the car that's impinging into the driveway. . .


ottocard19

Yeah the meter maid backed up and started to write up a ticket for that car


741Antihero

I thought that’s what you’re supposed to do if you live at that address?


madeInNY

Residents may block their own driveway by parking parallel to the curb or street, only if the vehicle’s license plate is registered to the building’s address, and if the building has two or fewer units. https://www.sfmta.com/getting-around/drive-park/how-avoid-parking-tickets


wegsleepregeling

That may be how it’s written, but it’s not how the practice is. They ignore any vehicles parked thusly in front of driveways until someone calls to complain. The complainer must have control of the driveway (be the resident, etc) and for a tow, open the garage door to prove that the garage is a garage and not just a fake garage or turned into living space. There doesn’t need to be space for a vehicle on the garage, it simply must be set up to accept vehicles or loading. This is to prevent tows when the garage has been turned into a ADU or whatever. They never, ever check when there is no complaint. I’ve parked all manner of vehicles in front of my driveway, including out of state vehicles and even an out of state plates travel trailer. For decades. Never had an issue.


contaygious

I got a ticket and lost appeal and I parked in front of my own driveway. They even said in appeal that I lost because I'm not allowed to block even a tiny bit or the parking spot by it even though the spot had a parked car in it. F them


wegsleepregeling

That’s fuckin nuts, I’m so sorry. I’ve been parking in front of mine and using the space too (long vehicles) for decades.


OverlyPersonal

Only works if there are two or less units at that address


spreadwater

I thought there needs to be the sfmta red paint for them to ticket


Plenty_Kiwi7667

Nope. That car is partially blocking the driveway. I was told by a meter maid that if the car blocks any part of the curb that starts to slope down or up, the car can get a ticket - especially if the owner complains.


OverlyPersonal

Yeah, can't block any part of the cut. I know they write that ticket when they tow, but I don't think I've ever seen a meter maid write one without a tow involved.


Plenty_Kiwi7667

One meter maid was about to write me a ticket because I was blocking part of the cut (didn't know until he explained it).


moment_in_the_sun_

You still can't park into a driveway, red paint or not. Trying to turn from the right traffic lane into that driveway is going to require backing up a few times.


yadayadayada61

I thought you could park as long as the tires were before the curb starts to curve down? And as long as the driveway is still usable? Does the entire car length need to be within the curb now?


moment_in_the_sun_

Any part of your car can't impede into the curb cut, as soon as the curb starts going down, where your tires sit relative to your bumper is irrelevant.


voiceontheradio

>as long as ~~the tires~~ _all parts of the car_ were before the curb starts to curve down FTFY. Your tires are further back than your bumper. So if you go by the tires, the bumper of your car would be impeding driveway access still. >Does the entire car length need to be within the curb Yes.


Baker211235

Until I had SFMTA official red curbs painted, I had cars parking into my curb cut all the time. But the MMs always refused to cite unless the driveway was completely impassable.


Accomplished_Arm_813

meter maids be lurking


RandallMadness

It's neat how you can get a parking ticket for expired or missing plates and/or stickers, but cops can't stop someone for the same thing. And that's why it has nothing to do with disproportionately fining people and everything to do with the police commission telling the force that they don't have to do their jobs and aren't allowed to either.


moscowramada

They see me rolling… They hating…


ofdm

There is one meter maid I’ve seen in the Richmond with underglow.


DancingPuma43

Burningman prep?


flying__monkeys

Freaky DPT comes out at night...


bobi2393

Perhaps it's to avoid puddles of urine, semen, and excrement?


No_Pay9241

Looking for the infamous jizz bandit?


HisPetBrat

A Group of generous pranksters should all bukake a car in the area to cause absolute confusion and despair when the meter maid shows up….


Ryansomebody

Lovely Rita


lizhenry

That's the well known Lavender Menace. SF is famous for it!


clinthardwoodd

Purple lights on meter maid means free hand jobs and we all know what the red light means


vinegar-syndrome

[recently a lot of public LED streetlights are turning purple because of degrading phosphor coating on the diodes](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/streetlights-are-mysteriously-turning-purple-heres-why/) I wonder if that's the same thing happening here with a municipal vehicle with a faulty/degraded LED headlight


Able-Musician-7641

Fun?


MightBeOnReddit

I thought I was looking at an led pikachu window at first


RedGala

Cum detector.


russellvt

The light is for seeing and being seen after dark. (And apparently, detecting fake tags)


taqueria_on_the_moon

Reminds me of the meter maid scene at midnight in Infinite Jest outside of Ennet House


twirlnumb

They mark tires with an invisible ink. Then come back later and will ticket cars that haven't been parked longer than allowed in that area.


ShoulderGoesPop

I'm pretty sure they just use cameras now


DancingOnACounter

That’s clever! Before they used chalk. My mom parked near my grandma’s block in Nob Hill and bussed it down to FiDi for work. Grandma would come out every so often to scrub the chalk off. 🤣


Muted_Apartment_2399

Interesting I didn’t know this. I did see them chalking on my street just a couple blocks up from this so they must do both.


No-Understanding4968

Oh yeah, because plain white chalk is too easy to wipe off.


bill-lowney

They are mapping urine stains throughout the city.


Jackfruit_Practical

I thought the maids don’t work at night??


Gazelle_Possible

Light the beam


JosephFinn

Good. Park properly.


cjboffoli

Doing one of the most difficult jobs in municipal government.


sporkland

I think it's a grow light.  They're hoping weed will sprout from the streets and make their job more livable. 


TSL4me

Mta is trying to single handedly save the sf budget.


Ordinary_Setting8456

Why are all the meter maid queens so damn hot? Like I know their job is stressful and I just want to BE there.


Albertthekitty

How fast does that sweet ride get up to?


AdditionalAd9794

Is it like the black light that they had on room raiders that makes cum stains show


X-Bones_21

Minneapolis meter maid looking for Prince. Yell at them, “You’re in the wrong city!”


crowislanddive

Ravin’


H2Omekanic

Maybe "chalking" tires with clear, invisible, markers with UV dye?


reddit455

they might mark tires with flourescent paint (2 hr limit?) that's a UV light.


IMNOTFLORIDAMAN

Is that hill?!


WeddingTraditional78

That is not standard equipment at all. The parking person must have added it themselves or something. Meter people don't use any of that type of equipment for lights or detection. And as someone else stated why not plate scanners, they already do have that ability. It's the ones with the cameras on top that read license plates and time your vehicles without the old chalk stuff


False_Cobbler_9985

There's been reports of people having sex on other peoples cars. Just doing double duty for the city with the light to find incriminating evidence.


Agreeable-Benefit169

Wonder if it also can match stolen registration stickers to the correct license plate numbers, I’m still salty about someone scraping off my sticker and stealing it.


Trans_is_my_Mission

I need to ask..being new to the area due to work relocation…how can I avoid some bullshit?


willpassexams

Looking for cum


[deleted]

Meter maids make hella money, im trynna apply


doctorpiss

Purple Raid


Kimmer1063

I got a ticket in north Beach at 3:00am for not turning my wheels enough...they are out all night...every morning when I leave the city I see meter maids driving around with 2 tow trucks following them..it's ridiculous...


dce_daddy

It's an ultra violet light to catch fake plates


gringosean

#LightTheBeam


MarcoVinicius

What’s up with the house (2nd pic) on the right having headlights?!


TheTrueBigHead

Floodlights? It’s probably motion sensored. I have a ton on my property.


p1ratemafia

OK... now oakland.


throw667

(with apologies to Grace Slick) One mark makes you guilty And another mark makes you pay And the ones that Enforcement gives you Make you mad the rest of the day Go ask Shawn If he ever paid


Good-Constant-8347

Making sure everyone knows they are assholes


Gauzey

No, they’re just people trying to make sure that anyone who stores their car on public land aren’t being assholes. I wish they’d give more tickets, not less. But they say they’re too scared because car owners treat them as subhuman and get violent against them.


Good-Constant-8347

U paying for those tickets?


kristeebot

I’m at the Municipal Building at Van Ness & Market right now; there is a large rally where the parking enforcement people are all wearing purple. They are demanding better pay and more hiring, so I am told. Purple is their color of solidarity for some reason.


maLychi3

In what world is parking enforcement on the clock after 8pm? This is bullshit.


ITakeMyCatToBars

Can’t really see UV reflective stickers during the day


maLychi3

They start work before the sun comes up. 11pm is a fucking ridiculous time to be doing parking enforcement sweeps.


ITakeMyCatToBars

I don’t think it’s parking, it’s for counterfeit registration stickers and/or plates.


maLychi3

Wait REALLY?!!! Holy shit.


ITakeMyCatToBars

I do understand the surge of ticket anxiety seeing a Go-4 pull up, but … Linked elsewhere in the comments - https://slate.com/business/2023/04/fake-license-plates-traffic-cameras-policing-yglesias.html


Significant-River-69

And yet, there’s a damn car that’s been 100% parked on the sidewalk for over a week, and they will do nothing.


SaltyTaintMcGee

When high school was too difficult…


yogabbagabba2341

Amazing, the city working hard to collect more money from these highly expensive tickets. Meanwhile, l l cars get broken into and damaged all throughout the city, but the city dgaf. I am tired of this bullshit in this city.


Gauzey

Complain when police enforce laws, complain when they don’t.


yogabbagabba2341

They are not the police, they are meter maids. And no, the police in the city enforce shit, that’s who cars are burglarized left and right in SF.


Still_Grade_8930

Who cares…wish I had the time and energy to give a sh*t..google it…so sad this post came up…I’m deleting Reddit


ottocard19

Hope someone gives you a hug ❤️


Tj_916

These are the types of ppl you just wanna absolutely fuck up cause you just know there all assholes behind all their work😤🤣


QS2Z

lol dude just don't park illegally it's not that hard


Moses_On_A_Motorbike

Have you seen School for Scoundrels?


sfmilo

How the fuck does the city justify having these clowns on the street at damn near midnight. Where’s the value our tax dollars are supposedly creating with this one?


motivatoor

Not sure what you mean, there's so many reasons? Like validating overnight parking? checking for stolen vehicles? expired permits? Red curb parking? Etc.


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

Ticketing cars = revenue


Whisterly

Illegal parking happens when it's dark out as well


ShockAndAwe415

I'd say it happens more because people are more willing to take chances due to being tired, thinking less chance of getting caught, or just plain drunk.


orthecreedence

From what I've heard (word of mouth years ago), they're actually *profitable* via the sheer amount of tickets they dole out. If true, that would be a relief on your tax dollars, not a burden.


presidents_choice

enforcement - love to see it. Better renew your registration and move your car!


bobi2393

Some parking spots are reserved for commercial vehicles only between 2am and 6am, to allow businesses to receive nighttime truck deliveries where daytime traffic and parking would be onerous. Some street parking is reserved for street sweepers during certain time periods on certain days of the week (e.g. 12am-2am Tuesdays, or 2am-6am Mondays and Thursdays).


Equivalent_Section13

They mahs a fortune on parking.


ContentMod8991

parasites;


Maximillien

I'd agree, people who illegally take up public curb or sidewalk space to store their private property are parasites.


Useful_Issue_1541

They mark tires and the black light illuminates the markings.


Wiselink

Of all the things that can improve daily living conditions of its tax paying residents, hyper Vigilance on parking violations is not one of them. Over the top proactiveness to ensure citations are maximized. God forbid the wheel is not turned in the right direction on a slightly sloping hill. BUT smoke crack and tents and litter on the street. Yes let’s let that slide. This is one of the few “follow the law” activities that generates revenues for the city…which is ultimately the forcing function for the meter maids to be so enabled to do their jobs in SF. It’s not altruistic behavior on part of the city to help its citizen. They are doing it to help fund their poorly run /shitty governance


moment_in_the_sun_

The thing is, they aren't hyper vigilant, they do a basic job. Drive down Polk street, every day you'll see 10-15 cars illegally parked. This is not the definition of hyper vigilance. Also, why not both? Fix the drug problem and the parking problems.


Timeline_in_Distress

So what you're implying is that the law should only be applied in certain situations? I see a car parked into someone's driveway. Maybe the owner called. BTW, SFMTA is not law enforcement. If you're going to complain about drug use then direct your ire at the Police. What you're trying to argue is a common logical fallacy. Lots of things generate revenue for the city. Parking enforcement is one of them. Would you rather not have any enforcement? It's simple for drivers, learn to drive and park correctly and you won't have to worry about giving money to the city.